#Wayne & Garth Lokis

[methcheese]

i need a blond bf so i can do cool couple costumes :(

#im accepting applications #wiccan and hulkling #bill and ted #beavis and butthead #loki and mobius #tulip and miguel #zoolander and hansel #jedidiah and octavia #jay and silent bob #wayne and garth #matt and foggy #coop and remer

[frecklesky]

The Sun + Sun Signs and Their Couple Halloween Costumes

**Check your Rising + Rising as well

Aries + Aries: Astronauts 

Aries + Taurus: Superman + Batman

Aries + Gemini: Peanut Butter + Jelly 

Aries + Cancer: Danny + Sandy from Grease 

Aries + Leo: Red Riding Hood + Wolf 

Aries + Virgo: Pikachu + Ash 

Aries + Libra: Dead Bride + Groom 

Aries + Scorpio: Cop + Criminal 

Aries + Sagittarius: PIlot + Plane 

Aries + Capricorn: Soccer Player + Referee 

Aries + Aquarius: Burger + Fries 

Aries + Pisces: Joker + Harley Quinn 

Taurus + Taurus: Thing 1 + Thing 2 

Taurus + Gemini: Tom + Jerry 

Taurus + Cancer: Lilo + Stitch 

Taurus + Leo: Horse + Cowboy 

Taurus + Virgo: Woody + Buzz Lightyear 

Taurus + Libra: Snow White + Sleeping Beauty 

Taurus + Scorpio: Red Pill + Blue Pill 

Taurus + Sagittarius: Donkey + Shrek 

Taurus + Capricorn: Hera + Zeus 

Taurus + Aquarius: Patrick + Spongebob Squarepants 

Taurus + Pisces: Cosmo + Wanda 

Gemini + Gemini: Eggs + Bacon 

Gemini + Cancer: Thelma + Louise 

Gemini + Leo: Man in Yellow Hat + Curious George 

Gemini + Virgo: Waldo + Wenda 

Gemini + Libra: Betty + Veronica 

Gemini + Scorpio: Mario + Luigi 

Gemini + Sagittarius: Shaggy + Scooby Doo 

Gemini + Capricorn: Peggy Carter + Captain America 

Gemini + Aquarius: The Chicken + The Egg 

Gemini + Pisces: Mickey + Minnie Mouse 

Cancer + Cancer: Skeletons 

Cancer + Leo: Anna + Elsa 

Cancer + Virgo: Leia + Luke Skywalker 

Cancer + Libra: Winnie the Pooh + Piglet 

Cancer + Scorpio: Pirates 

Cancer + Sagittarius: Tinker Bell + Peter Pan 

Cancer + Capricorn: Bert + Ernie 

Cancer + Aquarius: Alice + The Mad Hatter 

Cancer + Pisces: Milk + Cookies 

Leo + Leo: Cheerleaders 

Leo + Virgo: Hannah Montana + Lily Truscott 

Leo+ Libra: Velma + Daphne 

Leo + Scorpio: Firefighters 

Leo + Sagittarius: Hans Solo + Chewbacca 

Leo + Capricorn: Garfield + Odie 

Leo + Aquarius: Medusa + Statue 

Leo + Pisces: Calvin + Hobbes 

Virgo + Virgo: Crayons 

Virgo+ Libra: Magician + Rabbit 

Virgo + Scorpio: Cruella + Dalmatian 

Virgo + Sagittarius: Harry Potter + Ron Weasley 

Virgo + Capricorn: Thor + Loki 

Virgo + Aquarius: Zookeeper + Animal 

Virgo + Pisces: Fish + Fisherman 

Libra + Libra: Tourists 

Libra + Scorpio: Phineas + Ferb

Libra + Sagittarius: Basketball Players 

Libra + Capricorn: Serena + Blair 

Libra + Aquarius: Angel + Devil 

Libra + Pisces: Fred + Velma Flinstone 

Scorpio + Scorpio: Zombies 

Scorpio + Sagittarius: Racecar Drivers 

Scorpio + Capricorn: Joey + Chandler 

Scorpio + Aquarius: The Shining Twins 

Scorpio + Pisces: Gomez + Morticia Addams 

Sagittarius + Sagittarius: Wrestlers 

Sagittarius + Capricorn: Minion + Gru 

Sagittarius + Aquarius: Wayne + Garth 

Sagittarius + Pisces: Timon + Pumbaa

Capricorn + Capricorn: Construction Workers 

Capricorn + Aquarius: Doctor + Patient 

Capricorn + Pisces: The Grinch + Cindy Lou 

Aquarius + Aquarius: Aliens 

Aquarius + Pisces: Priest + Nun 

Pisces + Pisces: Chefs 

#leo #aquarius #capricorn #gemini #libra #pisces #sagittarius #scorpio #taurus #cancer #aries #Virgo #zodiac signs as #Halloween #halloween costumes #halloween couple costumes #frecklesky spooky week

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Podfic Requests on Purimgifts

Below is a list of all fandoms in which podfic is requested on Purimgifts! Fandoms with more than on request are marked with *.

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)  

12 Dancing Princesses (Fairy Tale)

A Half-Built Garden - Ruthanna Emrys

A League of Their Own (TV 2022)

A Memory Called Empire - Arkady Martine

A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket

All-of-a-Kind Family Series - Sydney Taylor

Ancient Egyptian RPF

Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate

Archive 81 (Podcast)

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Bluey (Cartoon 2018)

Bomb Girls

Call the Midwife

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)

Captain America (Movies)

Captain Marvel (2019)

Captain Marvel (Comics)

Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019)

Charmed

Chasing Liberty (2004)

*Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis

Contact (1997)

Criminal Minds

Dance of the Vampires (Broadway 2002/03) - Steinman/Ives/Kunze

Deadloch (TV 2023)

Deep Impact (1998)

*Devil Wears Prada (2006)

Disney Princesses

Downton Abbey

Dracula - Bram Stoker

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

Ella Enchanted - Gail Carson Levine

*Emelan - Tamora Pierce

Enchanted Forest Chronicles - Patricia Wrede

ER (TV 1994)

*Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms

Felicity (TV)

Final Fantasy VIII

Firefly

Football RPF

For All Mankind (TV 2019)

Ghostbusters: Afterlife  

Ghosts (TV 2019)

Giselle (Ballet)

Hacks (TV 2021)

Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen (Song)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Hawkeye (TV 2021)

Hellspark - Janet Kagan

Hockey RPF

*Hunger Games Series - All Media Types

In the Loop (2009) & The Thick of It

InCryptid - Seanan McGuire

Jewish Hero Corps - Oirich/Randall (Comics)

*Jewish Legend & Lore

*Jewish Scripture & Legend

Kairos (O'Keefe) Series - Madeleine L'Engle

Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger

Kamen Rider Decade

Kamen Rider Kuuga

Killing Eve (TV 2018)  

Kim Possible (Cartoon)

Le Chat du rabbin | The Rabbi's Cat (Comics)  

League of Legends

Legends & Lattes - Travis Baldree

Leverage

Lilo & Stitch (2002)

Loki: Agent of Asgard

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Mediator Series - Meg Cabot

*Megillat Ester | Book of Esther

Merlin (TV)  

Mirabile - Janet Kagan

Moon Knight (TV 2022)

Ms. Marvel (Comics)

Ms. Marvel (TV 2022)

NewsRadio  

Numb3rs (TV)

October Daye Series - Seanan McGuire

Old Kingdom - Garth Nix

One Piece

*Original Work  

Our Flag Means Death (TV)

*Post-Biblical Jewish RPF

Protector of the Small - Tamora Pierce

*Rabbinic and Talmudic Judaism RPF

Rise of the Guardians (2012)

*Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

RWBY

Schitt's Creek (TV)

Sefer Makabim Alef | 1 Maccabees

Sefer Yehudit | Book of Judith

Seven Kingdoms: The Princess Problem (Visual Novel)

Sfarim Chitzoniyim | External Books (Judaism)

Shadow Unit

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)

Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo

Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)

*Spinning Silver - Naomi Novik

*Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)

*Star Trek: Deep Space Nine  

Star Trek: Enterprise

*Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)

Star Trek: Picard

*Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)

*Star Trek: The Next Generation

*Star Trek: The Original Series

Star Trek: Voyager

Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)

Stellar Firma (Podcast)

Supergirl (TV 2015)

Teen Titans (Animated Series)

*Teixcalaan Series - Arkady Martine  

Temeraire - Naomi Novik

Tennis RPF

The Americans (TV 2013)

*The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

The Ballad of Lost Hollow - Shapera

The Defenders (Marvel TV)

The Diplomat (US TV 2023)

The Gilded Age (TV 2022)

*The Golem and the Jinni - Helene Wecker

The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo

The Innsmouth Legacy - Ruthanna Emrys

The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir

*The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types

*The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

*The Old Guard (Movie 2020)

The Owl House (Cartoon)

The Priory of the Orange Tree - Samantha Shannon

The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien

The Song of the Lioness - Tamora Pierce  

The West Wing

This is How You Lose the Time War - Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone

This Is New Gehesran Calling - Rebecca Fraimow  

Titanic (1997)

*Tortall - Tamora Pierce

Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold

Warehouse 13

Westing Game - Ellen Raskin

What's Up Doc? (1972)  

*When the Angels Left the Old Country - Sacha Lamb

White Collar (TV 2009)

Women's Hockey RPF

X-Men - All Media Types

X-Men (Comicverse)

Yentl (1983)

Young Justice (Comics)  

Young Wizards - Diane Duane

*Zionist Galactic Federation

Zootopia (2016)

הגדה של פסח | Passover Haggada

טעוויע דער מילכיקער - שלום עליכם | Tevye the Dairyman - Sholem Aleichem

*מדרש | Midrash

*תלמוד | Talmud

*תנ"ך | Tanakh

名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed  

文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

機動戦士ガンダム 水星の魔女 | Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury (Anime)

王様戦隊キングオージャー | Ohsama Sentai King-Ohger (TV)

#purimgifts #purimgifts: 2024 #podfic

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#Loki #variants #dragoncon2021 #he who remains #Sylvie #Mobius #jetski #Alioth #Classic Loki #Kid Loki #Alligator Loki #Miss Minutes #Totoro Loki #Wayne & Garth Lokis

[writingfromkitchenator]

1,500 Followers Challenge!

The Title/Trope Challenge!

Again, thank you all for all your support!  You are all amazing and I truly cannot thank you enough for helping me get this far.  It’s certainly a milestone that I never thought I’d see.

Straight to the challenge!

Basic rules apply ~ there are 30 songs and 30 quotes posted below, pick one from your fandom with your character.  This will be open for a while as 2 requests per song/quote.  The only rule is here is, is that the requests cannot be from the same fandom.  I will try and keep the lists as updated as I can to try and avoid cross overs!

The extra - This time around, send me either a title and/or a trope to base to the fic on.  They can be as weird and wonderful as you want, or something simple.  In your ask, just specify which you are sending me and I’ll do the rest from there!

Recap:

Send me an ask with your request

Include your fandom and character

Choose a song and quote

Give me a title and/or a trope to base the fic on!

In saying that, please remember that this is all just a bit of fun, I’m sure you can have a laugh at some of the quotes below (based off of some of my favourite movies).  Please send all requests through asks, it’s easier for me to keep track of, and let me know of any questions!  It is, of course, okay to request more than once!

For now, there is no closing date, we will just keep going until all the requests are full!  Requests will be closing 1st May.

Further info below the cut.

Songs

Evermore  ~ Dan Stevens (Beauty and the Beast) - Lord of the Rings

Protector  ~ City Wolf - Supernatural and The Hobbit

I  See the Light ~ Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi (Tangled) - Lord of the Rings

I'd  Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) ~ Meat Loaf - Marvel and Supernatural

Bloodshot  ~ Sam Tinnesz

Let’s  Hear It For The Boy ~ Deniece Williams

All  Eyes On You ~ Smash Into Pieces

Feel  Invincible ~ Skillet

Natural  ~ Imagine Dragons - Lord of the Rings

Wrong  Side Of Heaven ~ Five Finger Death Punch

Shatter  Me ~ Lindsey Stirling Ft. Lzzy Hale - Supernatural

Feeling  Good ~ Nina Simone - The Hobbit and Marvel

Somebody  To Love ~ Queen - The Hobbit and The Witcher

Hurricane  ~ Thirty Seconds to Mars

You  Give Love A Bad Name ~ Bon Jovi - The Hobbit

Girls  Just Wanna Have Fun ~ Cyndi Lauper - Supernatural

Total  Eclipse of the Heart ~ Bonnie Tyler - The Hobbit

Don’t  You (Forget About Me) ~ Simple Minds

Hell  Ain’t a Bad Place to Be ~ AC/DC

Love  Is A War ~ Jeremy Renner

A  Reason to Fight ~ Disturbed - The Witcher

True  Love ~ P!nk ft. Lily Allen - Marvel and Supernatural

Poison  ~ Alice Cooper

Sucker  for Pain ~ Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa & Imagine Dragons w/ Logic & Ty  Dolla $ign ft X Ambassadors (Suicide Squad)

Hello  Hello ~ Elton John ft. Lady Gaga (Gnomeo and Juliet) - Lord of the Rings and Supernatural

I’m  Gonna Be (500 Miles) ~ The Proclaimers - Marvel and Lord of the Rings

I Will Always Love You ~ Whitney Houston  (The Bodyguard) - Supernatural and Lord of the Rings

When You Wish Upon A Star ~ Cliff Edwards  (Pinocchio) - The Hobbit

Raise Hell ~ Dorothy

Leave Me Lonely ~ Imelda May

Quotes

I mean, those people aren't exactly our regular customers. (Legion)

I would not have shown you such mercy. (Legion) - Lord of the Rings

When you hesitate, people die. (Doom)

Yeah, I was thinking about it. (Doom)

Will you please get this child off my leg? (Bedknobs and Broomsticks) - Supernatural

Do you poison the dragon or just the liver? (Bedknobs and Broomsticks)

I don't know about you, but I'd like to make today worth remembering. (The Music Man) - Supernatural and Lord of the Rings

A man can't turn tail and run just because a little personal risk is involved. (The Music  Man) - Marvel

You idiots! You fools! You imbeciles! (101 Dalmatians) - Supernatural

It was a beautiful spring day. Tedious time of the year for bachelors. (101  Dalmatians) - Marvel

I think I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it  swims up and bites you in the ass. (Jaws) - Lord of the Rings

Smile you son of a bitch! (Jaws)

You never have control, that’s the illusion! (Jurassic Park) - The Hobbit

Boy, do I hate being right all the time.  (Jurassic  Park) - The Witcher

The suspense is terrible.  I hope it'll last. (Willy  Wonka and The Chocolate Factory) - Lord of the Rings

So shines a good deed in a weary world. (Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory)

That was naughty. (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) - The Hobbit and Supernatural

You broke my heart once. This time you missed. (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)

You know, he looks heroic and he walks fast, but he’s kind of got a negative attitude.  (The Meg) - The Lord of the Rings

Yeah, well, I’m not crazy, I’ve just seen things no one else has. (The Meg) - Marvel

Eight years is a long time. Can I make you a cup of tea? (Godzilla) - Marvel

As far as he's concerned, you're just a pair of breasts that talk. (Godzilla) - The Hobbit

Afraid? You don't know what afraid is. You will not last five minutes without me.  (Jumanji) - The Hobbit

Oh, okay, honey. Well, that would be cheating. (Jumanji) - The Hobbit

Carrots? Why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots! (Atlantis: The Lost Empire) - Supernatural

I know what you seek, and you will not find it here. (Atlantis: The Lost Empire) - Supernatural and The Witcher

No. I can't do that, and if you were in my position, you'd do the same. (Alien)

When I give an order I expect to be obeyed. (Alien)

I think it's better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier.  (Dogma) - Lord of the Rings

Well, I say we get drunk, because I'm all out of ideas. (Dogma) - Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit

Characters I will write for:

The Hobbit – Thorin, Fili, Kili, Dwalin, Bofur, Nori, Gloin (friends only), Frerin, Thranduil, Bard, Legolas, Bilbo, Lindir, Beorn

The Lord of the Rings – Aragorn, Boromir, Eomer, Faramir, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Elrond, Haldir

Supernatural – Sam, Dean, Castiel, Crowley, Gabriel, Lucifer, Benny, Balthazar, Chuck, Garth, Mick, Gadreel, Charlie, Bobby

Marvel – Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Loki, Thor, Peter Quill, Logan, Stephen Strange, Carol Danvers, Sam Wilson, Heimdall

Dragon Age – Alistair, Anders, Cullen, Morrigan, Zevran, Leliana, Fenris, Sebastian, Iron Bull, Dorian, Cassandra, Blackwall, Varric

Harry Potter – Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Neville, Remus, Sirius, Fred, George

Star Trek (Newer Films) – Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty

The Witcher (TV Series) – Geralt, Yennefer, Jaskier

Of course, this list isn’t a final thing, if you feel I could write a character, please just send me a message and I’ll let you know if I’m comfortable with it or not.

Please of course note that all drabble requests are reader insert.  I will not do character pairings, but I will change to first/third person if you prefer reading that way.  Y/N will be the standard name though and remain that way.

For any Dragon Age requests, if you wish to appear as a certain race, please let me know.

#1500 followers challenge #the lord of the rings #the hobbit #supernatural #marvel #dragon age #harry potter #the witcher #star trek

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REQUEST ARE OPEN!

I write for:

I write for whatever you request. Has been edited*

I haven’t wrote smut before so if you ask for it and I write it and it’s trash. Sorry In advance

Match up info link

The walking dead: Shane Walsh, Daryl Dixon, Negan, Dwight, Rick grimes, Jesus, Carl grimes, Merle Dixon, Morgan, etc.

Supernatural: Crowley, Dean Winchester, Lucifer, Castiel, Sam Winchester, Kevin Tran, Gabriel, John Winchester, Bobby singer, Garth, etc.

The originals: Klaus Mikaelson, Kol mikaelson, Elijah Mikaelson, Marcel Gerard, Finn mikaelson, Lucien, etc.

The vampire diaries: Damon Salvatore, Stefan Salvatore, Jeremy Gilbert, Tyler Lockwood, Alaric Saltzman, Matt Donovan, Enzo St. John, Kai Parker, Etc.

The maze runner: Newt, Thomas, Gally, Alby, frypan, Minho, chuck, etc.

Hunger games: Peeta Mellark, Gale Hawthorne, Haymitch Abernathy, cato, Finnick Odair, etc.

Outerbanks: JJ, John B, Pope, topper, etc.

Harry Potter: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, George Wesley, Ron weasley, Fred weasley, etc.

Marvel/Avengers: Thor, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Bucky Barnes, Tony stark, Bruce banner, peitro maximoff, Loki, hulk, Eddie Brock, Venom, Frank castle (season 1 cause I just started the punisher).

Justice league (the movie): Bruce Wayne, Victor Stone (cyborg), author curry, Barry Allen, Clark Kent, Diane prince.

Twilight: Edward Cullen, Jacob black, jasper Hale, Emmet Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Sam Uley,

Z-nation: Murphy, 10k, doc, warren, Mack, Citizen Z, Vasquez, Garret, addie.

The umbrella academy: Luther, Diego, Five, Ben, Klaus, Addison, Vanya.

You:(Netflix series) joe Goldberg, Theo Engler, love Quinn, beck, forty Quinn, dr. Nicky.

Stranger things: Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Dustin Henderson, Lucas Sinclair, Jim hopper, Steve Harrington, Jonathan Byers, Billy Hargrove.

Peaky blinders: Thomas Shelby, Alfie Solomons, John Shelby, Arthur Shelby, Michael gray,

Coming soon: The hobbit and the lord of the rings

#the umbrella academy #the vampire diaries #the oringinals #The walking dead #z nation #supernatural #twilight #marvel #avengers #x men #justice league #Outer banks #the hunger games #hunger games #the maze runner #scorch trials #Harry Potter! #damon salvatore #stefan salvatore #the originals #jeremy gilbert #tvd #tyler lockwood #x reader #elena gilbert #dean winchester #damon salvatore x reader #peaky blinders x reader #thomas shelby

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Characters I write for

Personal Favourites ~ Merlin (BBC), Tommy Shelby, Jim Moriarty, Ninth Doctor, Castiel, Obi-Wan Kenobi, General Hux, Cassian Andor, Bilbo Baggins, Eómer, Diaval, Captain Jack Sparrow, Caspian X, Eret (HTTYD), Rumplestilskin (OUAT), Krel Tarron, Wolverine

BBC Merlin ~ Gwaine, Leon, Percival, Elyan, Arthur, Lancelot, Gwen, Morgana

Peaky Blinders - Arthur Shelby, Ada Shelby, John Shelby, Alfie Solomons

Sherlock ~ Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Molly Hooper, Eurus Holmes 

Doctor Who ~ Rose Tyler, Ten, Rory Williams, Amy Pond, Eleven, Clara Oswald, Twelve, Bill Pots, Thirteen, Simm!Master, Missy, Dhawan!Master, Jack Harkness 

Supernatural ~ Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Jack Klein, Gabriel, Gadreel, Charlie, Anna, Micheal, Lucifer, Garth Fitzgerald IV, Kevin Tran, Balthazar, Benny Lafitte, Mick Davies 

NBC Hannibal ~ Hannibal Lector, Will Graham 

Criminal Minds ~ Doctor Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner, Penelope Garcia, Emily Prentiss, Jennifer Jareau

Prime’s The Boys ~ Billy Butcher, Hughie, Frenchie, Annie (Starlight), Queen Maeve *I will likely write for Jensen Ackles’ character in season three - if he’s not a dick*

Star Wars ~ *original* Han Solo, Lando, Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker *prequels/clone wars* Qui-Gon Jinn, Padme, Rex, Ahsoka Tano *sequel* Kylo Ren, Poe Dameron, Finn, Rey *Others* Dyn Jarren

Good Omens ~ Crowley, Aziraphale, Newton Pulsifer 

Keanu Reeves Character’s ~ John Wick, Constantine, Neo, Ted Logan, Jack Traven

Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit ~ *LOTR* Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Boromir, Faramir, Eowyn, Arwen, Merry, Pippin, Frodo, Sam, Haldir, Galadriel *The Hobbit* Thorin, Dwalin, Bofur, Thranduil, Bard, Human!Smaug, Fili, Kili

Star Trek ~ Leonard “Bones” McCoy, Spock, James Kirk, Uhura, Chekov, Scotty, Khan 

Disney Characters ~ Gaston (Live Action), Flynn Rider, Tarzan, Thackery Binx (Hocus Pocus), Aladdin, Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Will Turner (POTC)

How to Train Your Dragon ~ Astrid, Snotlout, Ruffnut, Tuffnut, Hiccup Haddock 

Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts ~ *HP* Draco Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Tonks, Snape, Bill Weasley, Fred, George *FBAWTFT* Newt Scamander, Tina Goldstein, Jacob Kowalski, Queenie Goldstein, Credence Barebone, Percival Graves, Theseus Scamander 

Once Upon a Time - Jefferson (The Mad Hatter), Killian Jones, Edward Hyde, Graham, August, Emma Swan,

Trollhunters/3Below ~ Jim Lake Jr, Claire, Aja Tarron, Steve Palchuk, Douxie 

The Umbrella Academy ~ Luther “One”, Klaus “Four”, Ben “Six”, Deigo “Two”, Allison “Three”, Vanya “Seven”, Five 

The Outsiders ~ Darry Curtis, Two-bit Matthews, Soda Pop Curtis, Dally Winston, Steve Randle, Johnny Cade, Ponyboy Curtis 

Gotham ~ Jervis Tetch, Jeremiah and Jerome Valeska, Jim Gordon, Bruce Wayne, Selene Kyle, Alfred Pennyworth

Marvel (Avengers + X Men) ~ Bucky Barnes, Loki, Skurge, Doctor Strange, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Quicksilver (Pietro and Peter), Scarlett Witch, Magneto, Everett Ross, Nightcrawler, Charles Xavier, Thor, Tony Stark, Mysterio, Yon-Rogg, Peter Parker

Miscellaneous ~, Balem Abrasax (Jupiter Ascending), Commodus (Gladiator), Charlie Sisters (The Sisters Brothers), Black Hat (Priest), Mori (OHSHC), Zuko (ATLA), Sokka (ATLA), Bigby Wolf (The Wolf Among Us), Connor (Detroit; Become Human), John Kennex (Almost Human), Kyoya (OHSHC), Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail), Gray Fullbuster (Fairy Tail), Gajeel Redfox (Fairy Tail), Clyde Logan (Logan Lucky),  Robotnik *Jimbotnik* (Sonic the Hedgehog), Billy Hargrove (Stranger Things), Hopper (Stranger Things), Lucian (Underworld), Vincent Sinclair (House of Wax), Brahms Heelshire (The Boy), Bakugo (My Hero Acadamia), Aizawa (My Hero Acadamia), Todoroki (My Hero Acadamia), Merlin (Kingsman), Agent Whiskey (Kingsman), Eggsy (Kingsman)

I am willing to add more if I get into more shows and stuff.

I can do AUs and stuff (I like soulmate AUs but really i’ll do any AU)

#x reader insert #reader insert #x reader #reader insert fanfiction #x reader fanfiction

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Challenge

Write one of the following. 01. Top! Bruce Wayne x Bottom!Clark Kent 02. Top!Joker x Bottom!Bruce Wayne 03. Top!Dick Grayson x Bottom!Clark Kent 04. Top!Jason Todd x Bottom!Clark Kent 05. Top!Tim Drake x Bottom!Clark Kent     06. Top!Tim Drake x Bottom!Conner Kent 07. Top!Damian Wayne x Bottom!Tim Drake 08. Top!Barry Allen x Bottom!Clark Kent 09. Top!Hal Jordan x Bottom!Clark Kent 10. Top!Barry Allen x Bottom!Hal Jordan 11. Top!Lex Luthor x Bottom!Clark Kent 12. Top!Dick Grayson x Bottom!Bruce Wayne 13. Top!Jason Todd x Bottom!Bruce Wayne 14. Top!Tim Drake x Bottom!Bruce Wayne 15. Top!Damian Wayne x Bottom!Jonathan Samuel Kent 16. Top!Damian Wayne x Bottom!Conner Kent 17. Top!Alfred Pennyworth x Bottom!Clark Kent 18. Top!Ted Kord x Bottom!Michael Carter 19. Top!Billy Batson x Bottom!Clark Kent (Just imagine how Elseworld, Distant Fires might have turned out...) 20.Top!Lobo x Bottom!Conner Kent 21. Top!Roy Harper x Bottom!Jason Todd 22. Top!Tim Drake x Bottom!Jason Todd 23. Top!Batzarro x Bottom!Bizarro 24. Top!Batzarro x Bottom!Clark Kent 25. Top!Bizarro x Bottom!Clark Kent 26. Top!Kirk x Bottom!Hernan 27. Top!Thomas Wayne x Bottom!Jor-El 28. Top!Owlman x Bottom!Ultraman 29. Top!Joker x Bottom!Clark Kent 30. Top!Joker x Switch!Bruce Wayne x Bottom!Clark Kent 31. Top!Eradicator x Bottom!Clark Kent 32. Top!Lord Batman x Bottom!Lord Superman 33. Alpha!Bruce Wayne x Omega!Clark Kent 34. Alpha!Dick Grayson x Omega!Clark Kent 35. Alpha!Jason Todd x Omega!Clark Kent 36. Alpha!Tim Drake x Omega!Clark Kent 37. Alpha!Damian Wayne x Omega!Clark Kent 38. Alpha!Alfred Pennyworth x Omega!Clark Kent 39. Alpha!Lex Luthor x Omega!Clark Kent 40. Alpha!Damian Wayne x Omega!Jon Kent 41. Alpha!Tim Drake x Omega!Conner Kent 42. Alpha!Kirk x Omega!Hernan 43. Alpha!Lord Batman x Omega!Lord Superman 44. Alpha!Thomas Wayne x Omega!Jor-El 45. Alpha!Dru-Zod x Omega!Kal-El 46. Alpha!Hernan x Omega!Kal-El 47. Top!Midnighter x Bottom!Apollo 48. Switch!Midnighter x Bottom!Clark Kent x Top!Bruce Wayne x Switch!Apollow 49. Alpha!Midnighter x Omega!Apollo 50. Alpha!Eobard Thawn x Omega!Barry Allen 51. Alpha!Jay Garrick x Omega!Alan Scott 52. Alpha!Big Barda x Omega!Scott Free 53. Top!Scott Free x Bottom!Clark Kent 54. Top!James Gordon x Bottom!Clark Kent 55. Top!Jimmy Olsen x Bottom!Clark Kent 56. Top!Perry White x Bottom!Clark Kent 57. Alpha!Steve Lombard x Omega!Clark Kent 58. Top!Dan Turpin x Bottom!Clark Kent 59. Top!Ron Troupe x Bottom!Clark Kent 60. Alpha!Dirk Armstrong x Omega!Clark Kent 61. Top!David Corporon x Bottom!Clark Kent 62. Top!Inspector Henderson x Bottom!Clark Kent 63. Top!James Jacob Harbor x Bottom!Clark Kent 64. Top!Mick Rory x Bottom!Clark Kent 65. Top!Leonard Snart x Bottom!Clark Kent 66. Top!Bibbo Bibbowski x Bottom!Clark Kent 67. Top!Pete Ross x Bottom!Clark Kent 68. Top!John Henry Irons x Bottom!Clark Kent 69. Top!Kenny Braverman x Bottom!Clark Kent 70. Alpha!Lar Gand x Omega!Clark Kent 71. Top!Agent Liberty x Bottom!Superman 72. Top!J’onn J’onnz x Bottom!Clark Kent 73. Top!Orion x Bottom!Clark Kent 74. Top!Rip Hunter x Bottom!Clark Kent 75. Top!Clarkn x Bottom!Clark Kent 76. Top!Constantine x Bottom!Clark Kent 77. Top!Rokk Krinn x Bottom!Clark Kent 78. Top!Anung un Rama x Bottom!Clark Kent 79. Top!Tony Stark x Bottom!Steve Rogers 80. Alpha!Loki x Omega!Thor 81. Top!Alec Holland x Bottom!Clark Kent 82. Top!Reep Daggle x Bottom!Clark Kent 83. Top!Garth Ranzz x Bottom!Clark Kent  84. Top!Querl Dox x Bottom!Clark Kent 85. Top!Mark Moonrider x Bottom!Clark Kent 86. Top!Jason Teague x Bottom!Clark Kent 87. Top!Davis Bloome x Bottom!Clark Kent 88. Top!Adam Knight x Bottom!Clark Kent 89. Top!Carter Hall x Bottom!Clark Kent 90. Alpha!Vandal Savage x Omega!Carter Hall 91. Top!Victor Stone x Bottom!Clark Kent 92. Top!Roy Harper x Bottom!Clark Kent 93. Top!Garth x Bottom!Clark Kent 94. Top!Thomas Wayne x Bottom!Clark Kent 95. Alpha!Jonathan Kent x Omega!Clark Kent 96. Top!Halk Kar x Bottom!Clark Kent    97. Top!Bruce Banner x Bottom!Clark Kent 98. Top!Slade Wilson x Bottom!Clark Kent 99. Top!Deadshot x Bottom!Superman 100. Top!Ra’s Al-Ghul x Bottom!Clark Kent     

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almost 10k of hurt!steve and the motherhengers! beta care of wynnesome, WingMoon, and windscryer. the story is also originally @samurljackson‘s, who allowed me to flesh it out because I LOVE

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“Clint has asked me for advice regarding the celebration of his anniversary with Lady Darcy and Natasha, but I do not know what to recommend. On Asgard, he would be expected to give them each a kitten, but Darcy's apartment does not allow pets. What is appropriate on Midgard?”

Steve swipes the back of his wrist over his forehead to stop the sweat threatening to drip into his eyes. “Which one are they at?” he asks between heavy breaths.

“This is their third year together.” Thor comes at Steve with a right hook he telegraphs just enough Steve manages to duck out of the way.

“In my day, you woulda got something leather. Books, watches, bags, that sorta thing.” Thor drops his guard for a moment as he considers that, and Steve takes shameless advantage, stepping forward and jabbing. Thor is more on it than he looks, though, and he responds by tipping his head out of the way, arm coming up for a right cross that nails Steve right between the eyes.

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He staggers backward, tumbling onto his ass as pain spikes from his nose in a fiery sunburst. It still aches from yesterday's bout with the Doombots and the blow doesn’t do it any favors.

Sam calls from the side of the ring where he's been watching, “Shoulda seen that coming.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Steve grumbles, grimacing as blood drips down his upper lip and into his mouth. “Nice move,” he tells Thor.

Thor grins at him. “You still underestimate me, Steven.”

Steve huffs. “Yeah, I guess I do. Thanks,” he says, gratefully accepting the wad of gauze Sam hands him. He looks up at Thor. “Go again when this stops?”

“Aye,” Thor agrees. In the meantime, he picks up his water bottle from the corner of the ring and takes several long swigs before spraying a burst over his face and neck. He's shirtless, hair pulled up in a messy knot on top of his head, although one of the little braids at his temple is swinging free. If they were fighting dirty, Steve would grab it and probably tear the thing right off his head. But they aren't, so he just watches it swing, amused. “Is this a tradition then?” Thor asks when he's had another drink. “Leather goods for the third anniversary of commitment?”

“Yeah, there's a whole list. Something different for each anniversary. Represents something—I don't know all of them, I didn't have much reason to.”

“Leather's for old fuddy-duddies,” Sam says mildly. “Nowadays, it's glass or crystal.”

“They changed that, too?” Steve complains, and Sam laughs.

“You are bleeding through your dressing,” Thor points out, gesturing.

Steve glances down and realizes he's right—a rivulet of blood is snaking down his wrist toward his elbow from the red-saturated gauze. “Shit,” he says as it drips onto the canvas. “Hand me some more, Sam?”

Sam ducks down and grabs another wad, holding it out where Steve can get at it. He sticks it over the existing dressing and shoots a wry look at Thor. “You got me good.”

“Maybe you will remember this next time you underestimate me.” Thor squirts Steve with his water bottle, and Steve laughs, throwing up his free hand in a weak attempt at defense.

“All right, let's have a look,” Sam says a few minutes later, and Steve pulls the gauze away. Immediately, he feels a gush of blood pour from his nose down his lip, tasting copper on his tongue.

Sam frowns. “It's still bleeding?” He hands over a fresh stack of gauze squares and takes the bloodied ones in one gloved hand to dispose of. Steve's fingers are smeared in blood, and he can feel it on his face, even down on his neck. He must look a mess. “You ever bled this long before?”

Steve shakes his head. “Normally stops pretty quick.”

Sam doesn't say anything else until he soaks through the new gauze, too. “All right. Let's go.”

“Where are we going?”

“Medical,” Sam says firmly, and Steve groans.

“It's just a bloody nose, Sam—”

“A bloody nose that's been bleeding for almost twenty minutes! That's not normal, even for non-super soldiers. Your ass is going to medical. Don't make me have Thor pick you up.”

“I am happy to carry you if you are too weak to stand,” Thor says cheerfully, striding ominously toward Steve.

“All right, all right, I'm going!” Steve says, eeling his way out of the boxing ring. He grudgingly allows Sam and Thor to escort him down to medical. “You know this really isn't necessary.”

“You are not remotely qualified to make that decision,” Sam replies. “I will pull receipts, don't think I won't.”

He's probably got a laundry list of them just waiting at the top of his mind, so Steve shuts his mouth. He still thinks it's pointless.

“All right, let's see what we have,” Dr. Cho says when he's sat down at the end of one of the examination tables.

Steve pulls the gauze away, and—nothing happens. He wiggles his nose, reaches up to touch it. There's blood crusted all around his nostrils and on his lip, but apparently, it's stopped bleeding. He shoots a significant look at Sam. “Well, my nose was bleeding.”

“For twenty minutes,” Sam interjects.

“I hit him,” Thor adds helpfully.

“Yes, I can see that,” Dr. Cho says dryly. “Let me have a look inside just to be safe.” So she peers up Steve's nose with one of her tools and prods at his nose for a minute or two and then pops the tip off of the instrument into a biohazard bin. “Everything looks normal, if a little swollen, which is to be expected. Try not to punch one another in the face, hm?”

“Yes, ma'am,” Thor says contritely.

Steve doesn't say a word as they leave, but Sam rolls his eyes as they board the elevator. “Do not even. I refuse to feel an ounce of shame for making you seek a professional medical opinion.”

“You're a worrywart,” Steve says.

“Fuck you,” Sam replies, but he fails to stifle a smile when Steve chivvies him into the corner of the elevator with his elbow.

After that, Steve forgets about it.

For about a week, anyway.

He's pounding the heavy bag when he feels something he thinks is sweat dripping down his upper lip, but when he licks it from his lips, it's metallic. He swipes it away with one of his wrapped hands and red smears across the tape.

“What the hell?” he mutters. He hadn't even taken a punch this time. He hasn't had a bloody nose for no reason in a little over five years. The serum took care of all that.

When it hasn't let up ten minutes later, Steve sighs and heads down to medical.

The night doctor is at his desk when Steve disembarks. “Captain, what brings you in?”

Steve gestures to the tissue paper he has pinched to his nose. “Dunno what happened, it just started bleeding.”

The doctor's eyebrows rise. “Oh, really. Well, come have a seat and I'll take a look.” He tugs on gloves as Steve sits. “Anything you can think of that might have caused it?”

Steve shrugs. “Thor punched me in the nose a week ago.”

“No, then.”

Steve smiles wryly.

“All right, let's see it,” the doctor says, gently prying Steve's hand away from his face.

To Steve's exasperation, it's stopped bleeding.

“No pain?”

Steve shakes his head. “No, sir.”

The doctor hums thoughtfully and pulls out some gauze. He saturates it with a clear liquid, and Steve sits patiently as the doctor cleans the blood from his face, prodding here and there as he works. When he's done, he tosses the gauze out and peels off his gloves. “Well, everything looks fine as far as I can tell.”

Steve sighs. “Well, thanks, Doc.”

He claps Steve on the shoulder. “Anytime. I wouldn't worry. I'm sure even super soldiers get dry noses.”

Steve's not so sure, but he nods and starts carrying a handkerchief.

---

The next time it happens, it's movie night.

They're watching Wayne's World, which might be one of the silliest things Steve's ever seen, and everyone's so rambunctious he can't hear half of what's going on, but he also can't stop smiling. Clint and Tony haven't sat down for half the movie because they keep breaking into vigorous bouts of air guitar. Even Bruce apparently knows most of the dialogue for this movie.

Steve keeps exchanging looks with Thor, who seems equally lost and equally amused.

Garth and Wayne are lying on the hood of a car when Tony looks back at Steve over his shoulder, and the glee drops right off his face. He lunges at the coffee table, grabbing a fistful of napkins and then flings himself on top of Steve. It's only Steve's super-soldier reflexes that stop him from smashing the fistful of napkins into Steve's face.

“Tony!” he exclaims, “What the hell?”

“You're bleeding!” Tony says, wild-eyed. He thrashes his wrist around until Steve lets it go, and then he presses the napkins to Steve's nose—gentler this time, thankfully. “Why are you bleeding?”

Someone pauses the movie, and JARVIS brings up the lights, and Steve sighs, reaching to take the napkins. Tony won't let him have them. Exasperated, Steve tips his head back. “It's nothing, it's just a nosebleed.”

“Since when are you getting spontaneous nosebleeds?” Tony demands.

Steve can feel the stares of the others. “I got them all the time when I was a kid, Tony, it's not a big deal.”

“It's like he thinks we're stupid,” Clint says to Thor.

“Actually, you should lean forward, Steve,” Bruce says. “That's probably counter to the advice you used to get.”

Tony's hands follow as Steve shifts as instructed and lays his elbows across his knees. There are pieces of popcorn on the carpet.

“We should take him to medical, right?” Tony says, insistent.

“I mean...it's really unlikely he's in danger from a nosebleed.”

“I once bled from my nasal passages for nearly a day.”

“Yeah, but you're you. Hasn't Loki stabbed you like ten times?”

“Twenty-three times,” Thor mutters.

“Hello, can we stay on topic? The super-soldier is bleeding for no reason.”

“It's not the first time either.”

Steve restrains a groan. Dammit, Sam.

“It's not?”

“Nah, Thor socked him in the nose last week.”

Steve tracks the time passing in his head while they argue. If the other two nosebleeds are anything to go by, it should be just under twenty minutes. He debates whether or not to tell them about the second nosebleed. He can only imagine the way they'd react to that information.

“Two nosebleeds a week apart really isn't a big deal,” Sam says, and Steve's feelings toward him turn toward the positive.

“Three, actually,” he corrects without thinking.

There's a moment of complete silence, and Steve drops his head lower, half-tempted to make a run for it. Of all the stupid things.

“Okay, he definitely needs to go to medical!” Tony says, voice rising.

“When was this?” Natasha asks, frowning.

“A couple days ago,” Steve says, and he can feel the incredulous glares burning into his face. “What? I went to medical! It stopped bleeding on its own, and they said I looked fine!”

“Three bloody noses, though, Steve. That's more than a little unusual for you,” Bruce says, and Steve can hear the worry in his voice.

He's reached the seventeen-minute mark, so he nudges Tony's hand away and leans back. As expected, when he reaches up to feel for blood, there's nothing to be found. “See?” he says, looking into the tense faces around him. “Stopped.”

“How many nosebleeds have you had since the serum?” Clint asks.

Steve shrugs. “More than a few.”

“Just out of nowhere like that?”

Steve tries to think back to all the times he can remember and has to admit, “No. Almost always after a hit.”

Sam is giving him a profoundly skeptical look. “The doc really said you were fine?”

Steve shrugs again, shifting. “He said there wasn't anything he could see.”

“Wow, I can't even begin to tell you how much I hate this,” Tony says loudly, and Natasha touches his arm. “That's a pattern! A bad pattern!”

“It's just a nosebleed!” Steve shoots back, voice rising with frustration.

“Your Midgardian bodies are so fragile, perhaps it is wise for you to see a doctor again.”

“Are you kidding me?”

“Don't start with that, Steve! Don't act like we're being unreasonable!”

“What if it's the serum?” Bruce asks, and even though his voice is quieter than everyone else's, it cuts right through the chatter. “We should, at the very least, make some notes and do a few tests. If the serum is reversing somehow, or destabilizing—”

Steve swallows thickly. The others prod him to his feet and start herding him toward the elevator, stress apparent on their faces, and all of a sudden this feels a lot more serious than Steve's been giving it credit for. If something's wrong with the serum—

He wrestles down the surge of fear that washes through him. Bruce can't be right. It can't possibly work like that. After this long? It doesn't make sense.

Bruce touches his elbow as they all pile into the elevator. “Honestly, Steve, that's not it I don't think. It's absurd. But better safe than sorry, right?”

“That's not usually my MO, no,” Steve replies and Clint, Sam, and Tony all snort.

“Keep a lid on it, Rogers,” Natasha says, patting his back. “You're going to be fine.”

Steve smiles wanly. He would feel better if Bruce weren't insisting they go back to medical. As much as he hates showing weakness in front of the team, he's glad they're here. They have his back and annoying as it may be, it's nice to know they care so much.

When he explains the situation to the doctors, they don't seem especially concerned. Still, with the team there, intensity ratcheted up to eleven, they aren't easygoing and lighthearted either. They're solemn as they take a look up Steve's nose again and then start doing MRIs and x-rays and going through more acronyms than the military. The team stays nearby during all of it, Sam and Bruce looking over the doctors' shoulders. Clint lurks in a corner, pretending he isn't paying attention, but Steve knows he's probably got a better idea of everything that's going on than anyone else. Everywhere they take him, Natasha follows at a reasonable distance, occasionally making faces, while Tony sticks to his side, hands tense but his conversation casual. Thor chats with him and Steve, seemingly relaxed, but his eyes follow the doctors.

It's reassuring and incredibly stressful all at once.

“Well,” Dr. Cho says eventually, “Everything looks perfect, as usual.”

It should be good news, but Steve can't help feeling like something is waiting for him in the wings.

---

It isn't even four days later when it happens again. Steve is with Tony and Natasha signing autographs for kids during a school visit when a drop of blood plops onto one of the photos.

He's staring at it blankly when the little girl he's signing the picture for says, “Mr. America, you're bleeding!”

Steve sees Natasha's head snap up. “What?”

Scrambling for his utility belt, Steve digs out his handkerchief. He jams it against his nose and glances over to see if Tony overheard.

Of course he did; Tony's abandoned his own stack of photos and small children and is rushing over, his eyes wide.

Steve holds out his free hand. “Iron Man, relax. I'm fine.”

Tony's eyes dart over to the children, and then he leans in, hissing, “If you were anyone else, this might be fine. It's not fine!”

A hand touches his back, and Natasha peers around Steve's arm, her brow furrowed. “You know this is out of the ordinary. We're just concerned.”

Steve tips his head back, annoyance only barely muffling the anxiety. “I know, but I'm fine.”

“You don't know that!” Tony snaps. Then he takes a deep breath and turns to the kids. “Hey, everyone. I'm sorry, but we're going to have to cut this short—”

“Tony!” Steve protests, and gets a glare for his effort.

“Is he okay?” one of the teachers asks, and Steve sighs, exasperated.

“He's fine,” Natasha assures them, despite her grip on his wrist. “We'll come back another time.”

“Oh—okay,” the teacher says, and nods. “Of course.”

With both Natasha and Tony holding onto him, Steve knows arguing is pointless. They drag him home and to medical, and yet again, when they get there, the bleeding's stopped, and the doctors can't find anything wrong.

It happens again while they're in the field fighting the Wrecking Crew. Steve tries to blame it on taking a hit, but it's obvious no one's buying it.

After that, it's almost a daily occurrence. He starts bleeding when he's eating breakfast, when he's sitting at the kitchen table doing reports, when he's drawing in the studio.

Every time he looks up, he finds the others watching him, no one more intensely than Tony. He looks more rattled than Steve's ever seen him, and it's unnerving. Steve still hasn't been able to shake the idea that the serum could be destabilizing and what that might mean. It doesn't help that he can see that same thought playing through Tony's head whenever he catches him staring.

“Can you make him stop?” he asks Pepper, whose gaze has only flickered down to his nose once so far during this conversation, which is better than anyone else has managed.

Pepper calls Tony while still looking Steve in the eye. “Tony, if you can't contain your anxiety, you need to hide it better. You're freaking Steve out. I think he has enough on his plate, don't you?”

Steve turns away, throwing up a hand in exasperation. That's not what he'd meant at all.

Pepper knows what she's doing, anyway. Tony stops staring. Or at least, that's what Steve thinks, until he sneezes one afternoon and a display pops up just inches from his nose, featuring Tony with a wild expression. “Are you okay? Steve?”

“Mind your own business, Tony,” Steve snaps. “I'm a God-damned adult, I can handle a few nosebleeds! I sneezed, I'm fine—”

Then he tastes blood.

Tony vanishes from the camera view at a run, and within a minute, is huffing and puffing down the hallway like an Olympic sprinter, Kleenex in hand, and a medic on his heels.

Steve has had enough. He pushes to his feet, determined to go to his room where he can get some privacy, but he only gets halfway. The room swirls and Steve’s knees go out.

The only reason he doesn't hit his head is because Tony grabs him, his horrified expression swimming in front of Steve's face. “Steve?”

Steve's still sinking, at least until the medic gets an arm around his other side. Then, together, they shore him up, and Steve would snap at them for babying him, but his legs are weak and trembling under him.

They take him toward the elevator. Steve can hear them talking around him, but their voices seem distorted and far away. They're nearly inside when Steve's legs give out on him entirely. He hits the ground with a thump. Everything is too bright, and he can hear the muffled sound of Tony yelling.

Steve's head hurts, and his nose is still bleeding, his mouth full of the metallic tang, the front of his shirt red and shining.

Tony's arm is like a vice around his chest, and Steve can feel sharp, almost panicked breaths at his temple. The medic's fingers are at Steve's throat, and Steve hears, “—elevated heart rate.” He can feel it racing in his chest, and that can't be good; his heart rate doesn't even go up all that much when he's really pushing himself during a workout.

Being on the floor helps push back the tunneling of his vision, clears his ears.

“I got you, Steve, I got you. Hang on.”

The elevator stops, and when the doors open, Steve can hear the sound of voices—too many voices.

Natasha barking his name. Clint and Bruce both blaspheming. Other people shouting. The sound of a gurney's wheels.

There are faces everywhere, and Steve grasps at the air, wanting something—someone steady to hold onto. He's still bleeding, and he's woozy and scared. Is this it? The serum destabilizing? Will it kill him? Revert him? Which would be worse?

Someone takes his hand, and Steve lets out a shuddering breath, clutching back. They hold on even when Thor picks him up—Steve knows it's Thor because he gets a faceful of long blond hair. Thor lowers him onto the gurney, and Steve realizes that the person holding his hand is Tony. Tony catches him looking and squeezes his hand. “Relax, Cap. We'll figure this out.”

Steve nods, and then there are nurses cleaning his face and doctors peering up his nose, touching his cheeks and pressing against his nose. They're all talking, but it's like listening to Bruce and Tony talk. He catches a word every now and then, but most of it sounds like Greek to him. Part of what he catches is, “Looks like it's posterior instead of anterior.”

“What does that mean?” Tony asks tersely.

“It's more serious,” one of the doctors says. “It means it's an artery, not a vein bleeding, which means we need to work fast.”

“Then do it!” Tony demands.

One of the nurses gives him a look. “Mister Stark, if you're going to be trouble, we're going to have to ask you to leave.”

Tony's hand clenches around Steve's, his jaw setting mulishly. “No. I'm staying.”

“Then stay quiet and stay still and let us work,” he says.

Tony nods and glances at Steve. “I'm going to stay, I swear.”

Steve's throat tightens, and he nods back. He still feels shaky all over, limbs weak and trembling, and the blood going down the back of his throat is making him feel sick to his stomach. He's trying his best to mash it down, but he's afraid.

The bleeding's usually stopped by now.

---

Steve hates that the doctors won't let him sit up, even between procedures. Being on his back around so many people puts him on edge in the worst way. Knowing the entire team is there is the final humiliation.

The one cold comfort is that he doesn't feel like he's going to pass out anymore.

“You don't have to stay, you know,” he says, raising his voice. He half hopes no one will answer.

“The blood loss is depriving his brain of oxygen if he thinks we're going anywhere,” Clint says, and Steve sighs.

“Why do you think we would not want to be here?” Thor says, looking crushed.

“It's not that I don't think you want to be here,��� Steve protests.

“Jesus, Steve, you'd think by now you'd have figured out that we're going to see you at your worst, and you might have made peace with that.” Natasha sounds pissed, and Steve grimaces. “That's what this is about, isn't it? You don't want us to see you when you're weak.”

Steve doesn't get a chance to answer, jerking upright despite the nurse's hand on his chest. He chokes, stomach heaving, and then his lap is splattered with blood and bile.

“Oh, god,” he hears Bruce say.

One of the nurses shoves Tony out of the way and flings a tray into Steve's lap. He clutches at it as he throws up again, filling the tray with a globby red mess.

“What the hell is going on?” Tony demands.

One of the nurses pats Steve's back lightly. “He's all right. We've had him lying down, and the blood is collecting in his stomach. That's upsetting it, but he'll be fine.”

Steve wipes his mouth when he stops, and seeing the blood on his hand is a little too much like seeing his ma coughing into her handkerchief. Despite the assurance that it's not something to worry about, it makes his stomach constrict.

It must show on his face because Thor moves over next to the bed and squeezes his shoulder. “We are with you, Steven.”

Steve nods and tries to smile, but he can't quite muster it.

One of the doctors returns, and the other Avengers immediately converge on them, bombarding them with questions about how Steve is, what's going on, how are they going to fix it?

The doctor must be new, because they seem flustered by the gauntlet of questions, and it takes them several minutes to eke past everyone to the bed. “Hi, Captain,” they say breathlessly. “So we're going to have another look—“

“You've been looking for a half an hour, do something!” Tony bursts.

“Tony,” Steve says repressively.

The doctor glances nervously at Tony. “Can you lie back, Captain?”

Steve holds back a sigh and leans back, Thor's hand helping guide him down.

“Head back,” the doctor requests, and Steve tilts his head back into the pillow, grimacing when that leads to something else going up his nose. “Nurse, can I get suction?”

Steve tenses as the nurse sticks a thin tube up his other nostril. When she turns it on, the noise is a loud KTTSHHHcoming from inside his head. Blood starts flowing through the tube, and Steve tries to hold still while the doctor peers around inside his face.

After several uncomfortable minutes, the doctor says, “I'm not seeing the source of the bleeding. “Angavu, come see if you can find it.”

A woman with dark skin who Steve has seen before comes in and smiles reassuringly. “You look like you're having a lot of fun.”

“That's...not what I'm having, no,” Steve replies dryly, and she laughs.

“Let me take another look with the suction and see whether I can find this bleed.”

Steve nods and tips his head back again. “Why hasn't anyone been able to find it?” he asks.

“Nosebleeds can be difficult to pinpoint because there are lots of little folds and cavities. Right now, it's particularly difficult with you because your nasal cavities are full of blood, too.”

“One of the other docs said you needed to work fast,” Tony cuts in. “It doesn't seem like we're moving very fast here.”

“We do need to work quickly, but Captain Rogers is in good hands here. If we need to infuse blood, we can.”

“How 'bout we don't do that?”

Angavu seems unperturbed by Tony's attitude. “That's my preference, too,” she says, still peering up Steve's nose. “I'm still not finding it, though. I think we're going to see what happens with a nasal pack.”

Steve's pretty sure he knows what that entails, and that doesn't seem so bad. Then the other doctor brings back something that looks like a balloon. Angavu takes it and holds it up where he can get a good look at it.

“This is a nasal pack for posterior epistaxis. We'll thread it into your nose and then pump up the balloon to put pressure on the wound and clot the bleeding.”

“How long will that take?” Natasha asks, voice terse.

Angavu glances back at her. “The procedure itself will only take about ten minutes. However, we'll need to keep Captain Rogers here for three days for observation.”

Steve is going to protest until he lifts his head and the room spins. “Okay,” he breathes, one hand clutching at the bed. “Do it.”

“We can sedate you,” the other doctor says, and Steve huffs a laugh, the other Avengers making equally unimpressed noises.

“Sorry, I don't think we've met,” Steve replies. “What's your name?”

The doctor stares at him in confusion. “Will?”

“When did you start?” Tony asks, “Did you even read the files?”

Will blinks, staring wide-eyed between them. “Three days ago? I read them. Some of them. Okay, only a few of them, but I didn't expect—”

“Sedation doesn't really work on me,” Steve informs him.

“Oh,” Will says, pushing a hand through his hair. “Shit.”

Tony, who's rocking from foot to foot with his arms crossed and the knuckles of one hand pressed to his mouth, says, “He doesn't get sick and he's hard to hurt, but when it happens it's a nightmare.”

“Well, then you let us know when you're ready, Captain Rogers,” Angavu says. “This will be uncomfortable, but it shouldn't be painful. I'm going to explain what we're doing as we go, so you know what's going on and when it will happen. Is there anything we can get you to make you more comfortable?”

“Get it over with?”

Laughs ripple around the room, and Angavu nods. “You got it.” She scoots forward on a stool and leans over him, one of the nurses holding a light to his face. Steve catches sight of Clint at the end of the bed. Clint flips him off.

Steve can't help his smile. It's stupid, but it makes him feel better.

“All right, here we go. I'm going to thread this into your nose. It's going to come down at the back until it's starting to move into the palate region. Then we'll inflate it so that it counters your blood pressure and can hold pressure until the bleeding stops.”

“Seems simple enough,” Steve says, trying to sound more confident than he feels.

Angavu smiles. “It is. Deep breath.”

Steve breathes in and then lets it slowly back out.

“Perfect,” she murmurs, “now I'm going to start threading the pack in…”

It's a weird sensation, the plastic tube going into his face. It's covered in a slick gel that makes it go in easier. As it gets further in, it's deeply uncomfortable, full where it shouldn't be and over-sensitive because this isn't a part of his body that often gets touched.

“Okay,” Angavu says after a moment. “I'm going to start inflating the balloon now.” She uses a syringe, and that's when Steve starts to feel the balloon at the back of his nose, somewhere just above his throat. It's a little bit warm, and it feels so strange. As it fills, it starts to press on the inside of his face. Then all at once, Steve feels liquid start to trickle down the back of his throat, and he coughs, jerking upright and nearly smashing Angavu in the head. “Steve?”

Steve coughs, unable to get his breath without inhaling the liquid, and then it's in his mouth, salty as it drips back out between his lips.

“Oh!” Angavu gasps. Will presses a square of gauze to Steve's mouth, and he grabs hold of it. Fortunately, the flow has already stopped.

“What happened?” Thor demands.

“The balloon must have broken. Are you all right, Captain?”

He nods. “Just—didn't expect that.”

“I imagine not. All right, I'm sorry, let's try that again.”

Steve grimaces as she withdraws the slimy deflated bag, but it's less strange when she puts a new one in.

Then that one breaks, too.

---

They withdraw the balloon, which is even more disgusting than before. It's covered in mucus and dripping with whatever it was filled with, and it plops out of Steve's nose into a pan with an unpleasant splat.

Thankfully one of the nurses hands him a tissue because the slimy goop is all over his face. He really wishes the Avengers would go—somewhere else.

“Okay,” Angavu says. “We're going to go in with the scope again. I want you to tell me, from the beginning, what you've been doing, where you've been. Spare no detail.”

Steve sighs and nods. “The first time was...almost a month ago. Thor and I were sparring, and he hit me.”

“What day was this?” Natasha asks.

“The eighth day of May,” Thor says. “The day before, we had been in combat with Doom.”

“Then that's not the first time,” Natasha says, and Steve frowns.

“Yes, it was.”

“No. One of the Doombots exploded,” she says.

Tony points a finger at her. “That's right! You got caught in the blast—you were a mess. There was shrapnel and blood everywhere.”

“It wasn't that bad,” Steve says, exasperated. “Most of the cuts were small. You could barely tell I'd been injured the next day.”

“But you did have a nosebleed that day,” Natasha says, and Steve can't argue with that.

“Okay,” Angavu cuts in, “keep going.”

“The next time was almost a week later. I was working the heavy bag when it happened.”

“Did you touch your face? Get hit again?”

“No, nothing like that.”

“He mighta touched his face without realizing. He gets in the zone when he's hitting the bag,” Sam interjects.

“It's possible,” Steve agrees and then grimaces. Angavu is threading the scope back into his nose, and it feels strange and foreign. He wants to pull it back out. He curls his fingers around the edge of the bed to stop himself and feels Nat's hand gently cover his. “The next time was a couple days later—movie night.”

“I almost had a heart attack,” Tony mutters.

“So you weren't doing anything particularly strenuous,” Angavu murmurs thoughtfully.

“Laughing is about as strenuous as it got.”

“The next time was at a school signing. Then it was happening almost daily. Honestly, I don't really remember what I was doing for the most part. Things only started to stand out after the bleeding started.”

“Okay,” Angavu murmurs, tone absent. Her attention is focused on the scope as she maneuvers it inside Steve's nose, and the small screen on the machine next to his bed. His teammates have all gathered around to stare at the screen, too.

“This is gross,” Sam comments and Steve shoots him a wry look.

“You weren't invited. You can all leave any time.”

“He still thinks that's gonna happen,” Clint says, shaking his head.

Then Angavu says, “Oh,” and everyone stops moving.

“What? What is it?” Tony demands.

“Will, do you see what I'm seeing?” she asks the newer doctor, ignoring Tony, and points at a spot on the monitor. Steve can't see it clearly out of the corner of his eye and based on the expressions of Thor and Natasha, he's not sure he could see whatever it is anyway.

Bruce seems to see it, though, and then Will exclaims, “Yes, I see it! Wow, good eye.”

Angavu looks down at him, and Steve meets her eye, even though his heart is thudding in his chest. “You said you were in proximity to an explosion the day before this started?”

“Yes, Doombots, what does that mean?” Tony demands. “Did Doom do this?”

Angavu looks back at the monitor. “I think I know what we're dealing with.”

“Okay.” Steve lets out a shaky breath and waits for the verdict.

She points at the monitor again, and a tiny dark spot amid all the shiny red and pink. “I think when you were in that fight, you inhaled a very tiny piece of shrapnel. I'm guessing it's a shard of plastic, which is why it wasn't visible on the x-rays or other images. When Thor hit you the next day, it pierced the membrane and caused the bleed. All of the bleeds were a result of the cuts it caused when you laughed, or sneezed, or snorted, and between that and trying to stop the bleeds, that caused it to move around. That's the good news.”

Shrapnel. That's—it's not the serum, oh God. Relief washes through Steve, strong enough to make him lightheaded. He's been spinning out the worst-case scenarios for days now and to find out that it's just shrapnel— It feels like he can breathe again.

“The good news,” Tony echoes. “Why is that the good news? What's the bad news?”

Angavu sighs. “Well, before the shrapnel moved into the back of his nose, the bleeds were unusual but non-threatening.” She points at the monitor again, and to a squiggle of pink on either side of where the blood is coming from. “The shrapnel has hit an artery in its current position. Steve's body is doing what it does best and healing around it, but it's sharp enough that it keeps undoing that healing—that's why the nosebleed won't stop this time around. And unfortunately, it won't be dislodged on its own. Not safely, anyway. We're lucky the packing was punctured by the shrapnel before it could put pressure on it—it may have forced it into the artery or sent it into his lungs. So, the bad news is that we'll need to operate.”

Steve's teammates immediately start making noises of protest.

“He can't be sedated!” Clint cries.

“He'll be awake,” Bruce says, voice quiet and brittle.

“There has to be something else that doesn't involve Steve being conscious while you cut open his face!” Tony has that bright-eyed tight-mouthed look he gets when he really doesn't like the options he's been given.

“There must be some alternative,” Thor agrees, brow furrowed. “He is one of the strongest men I know, but he should not have to endure something like this.”

Natasha doesn't say anything, just grips Steve's hand a little tighter.

Angavu holds up her hands. “I know. I understand this is not an ideal situation. We've been working on new formulations for the sedatives, though, and we can try that if that's okay with Steve.”

“Maybe we should talk it over—” Tony tries Before Steve can point out that his medical care is not decided by committee, especially not when he's still coherent, Angavu shakes her head.

“The sooner we get into the OR, the better. I don't want to risk being wrong about it being unable to dislodge on its own, and end up with it wreaking more havoc. Steve?”

Well, this'll be fun.

Steve lies back and takes a deep breath. “Go ahead.”

---

Tony spends fifteen minutes arguing that he should be allowed in the OR.

While Steve appreciates the gesture, he doesn't need that amount of vibrating tension hovering over him during this ordeal. The medical staff is even less interested in letting Tony in while they're doing surgery. However, they do want someone strong enough to hold Steve down if it comes to that, so Thor scrubs up along with them. Steve tries not to feel bad when he catches a glimpse of Tony's wounded expression in the overhead viewing window. He's really worried, and it drives Steve a little nuts, but there's a part of him that feels warm as a result.

By the time the doctors are ready, Steve can see everyone in the observation room, including Jane and Darcy and Phil and, for a few moments, Fury.

He looks as pleased as Tony.

Steve's embarrassed, and he'd never admit it, but he's grateful too. The last time he remembers lying on his back in a room like this, there had only been two people there for him. Now there are so many.

He smiles despite himself, and Tony frowns exaggeratedly at him. He reaches over and turns on the intercom. “What is it?”

“Nothing,” Steve replies, but he's still smiling. He probably should be nervous, but he's a lot less afraid now that he knows what the problem is.

“All right, Captain,” one of the people in a blue face mask says, “We're going to try the anesthetic.”

Steve nods, and Thor gives him a thumbs-up, only he holds it sideways, his eyes sparkling with mischief. He's doing it wrong on purpose, and it makes Steve laugh.

They put a clear plastic face mask over Steve's nose and mouth, and then someone says, “Count backward from one-hundred please.”

“One hundred, ninety-nine, ninety-eight, ninety-seven, ninety-six, ninety-five…

“Ninety-four…

“Ninety-th'ee...”

The numbers and everything else gets swallowed up.

---

The brightness is the first thing Steve notices, even with his eyes still closed. It's blinding.

Sounds are coming from all around him, although it seems like they're coming from a long way off.

He tries to shift and finds he can't. A needle of anxiety darts through him. It's a sluggish sensation.

Steve feels like he's awake, but only just, his limbs heavy as stone.

Something is happening to his face—he can feel pressure that's rapidly becoming pain.

Finally, he gets his eyes open, and he immediately flinches back from the light. There's a hand just inches from his eyes, with a shiny flat handle clutched in the fingers.

Something shifts inside his face—inside—and a wave of agony seizes him. He tries to make noise and can't, his feet skidding across the table beneath him. Someone pins him down at the knees.

The noise abruptly gets louder, and Steve is dimly aware of the sound of several voices overlapping, but all he can focus on is what’s wrong with his face, the pain is incredible. It feels like every nerve in his face is exposed, crackling with electricity. What are they doing? What's happening? Where is he?

Then someone leans over him, and, through vision blurred by tears he can't stop, Steve sees long blond hair and electric blue eyes. Thor. Steve's panic ratchets down a notch. He manages to move his fingers, still unable to speak or move much, and Thor curls his hand around them, warm and just a little rough. Steve realizes he's talking.

“...that's it, Steve. I have you. You're safe.”

Steve makes a small, humiliating noise in the back of his throat, and that's when he realizes there's something inthere.

Thor's expression is calm, his voice low and soothing. “There is a tube in your throat, helping you to breathe. It is likely uncomfortable, but it is essential. You are in surgery to remove a small piece of shrapnel inside your nose.”

That's right. That's right, Steve remembers. That's why his face…

His grip on Thor's hand tightens without his meaning to do it, but Thor just smiles at him and squeezes back. He looks stressed beneath the placid expression. Someone gingerly dabs at the wet trails on Steve's cheeks, and overhead, he sees the viewing window and the rest of the team. They look pale and coiled tense as springs, ready to snap.

Despite the pain, despite the fear lumped in his belly, Steve pulls himself together with his metaphorical fingernails.

He can't see, but he knows that the initial cutting, at least, is done. His throat and nose are exposed in ways they were never meant to be, and it's awful, but Thor is here, and he focuses on that, very pointedly ignoring the rest of it as much as humanly—or super-humanly—possible.

A doctor Steve recognizes but whose name he can’t remember, approaches, and Steve tenses despite himself. “We really do need to keep going,” the doctor says apologetically. “We can try and sedate you again—”

Adrenaline shoots into Steve's veins, and he clamps down on Thor's hand.

“No,” Thor says, glancing over and meeting Steve's relieved gaze. “No more sedation.”

The doctor swallows and then says slowly, “Okay, well. We're almost done anyway. If you can stay still a few minutes longer...”

Steve still feels like he only just has control of his body, so he's not sure he can do that, but he'll try.

Thor steps back a little as the doctors move in, and even though it kills him, Steve closes his eyes, fighting to keep his expression neutral. The noise as they start up again is terrible, unsettling beyond description, and the next few minutes are the longest of Steve's life.

He can feel the doctor poking around, pressure and pain in equal measures, bleeding out from the center of his face to the crown of his skull, down into his jaw. It's everywhere, excruciating, and he desperately, desperately wants to scramble out of their reach, but he knows he can't. Not with the team there watching.

Every second is like an eternity, and Steve only gets through it because he spends every one telling himself just another minute, and it's over.

“Okay, hold very still, Captain. We’re going to pull it out now.”

A large hand settles on Steve’s shoulder.

Stupidly, Steve starts to shake. He tries to untangle his hand from Thor’s, but Thor won’t let him, holding on tighter. “Steady,” Thor murmurs.

Someone leans over Steve and he can feel their proximity, even as they block out the light.

Steve hears the faintest rattle of something tiny and hard dropping into a metal bin, then the light returns.

Thor rubs a hand down Steve’s arm, which is rippling with tremors. “They’ve done it. It won’t be long now.”

Steve’s fingers twitch in Thor’s grip. He doesn’t know how else to convey he’s heard.

The process of putting everything back, stitching and cleaning him up, is quicker than Steve expects, but certainly not painless. The lingering dulling effect of the anesthesia is wearing off. The sharp jab of the needle going in and out is nothing compared to the way it feels like everything from his forehead to his upper lip has been stuffed with white-hot barbed wire.

“You have done well, Steven,” Thor says when the doctor snips the last stitch.

Tears Steve had been unable to hold back are matting down his sideburns, and he's so ashamed he feels sick. Thor, who's probably never been so weak, saw him like this, and the others—

Some super soldier he is.

---

Steve is only partially aware of what's going on around him as the surgery wraps up, and the doctors wheel him out of the OR. His face hurts so intensely he feels blind with it. Breathing hurts and making faces hurts, and crying hurts—everything hurts.

Someone puts a hand on his arm and says, “We're going to give you some pain medication, Captain. It should help a little bit.”

They have a few things that, if carefully administered, can help him manage his pain. Steve waits desperately, praying with every second that passes that it will kick in soon.

He tries to focus on everything else, but he can only track for a moment before the searing agony blots it all out again.

After what feels like another eternity, the pain starts to draw back. He relaxes shakily against the bed, just now realizing how tense he'd been. He doesn't like feeling slow and foggy, but right now, anything is better than the sensation of his face feeling inside out.

“Welcome back, old man.” Natasha leans into his field of view and smiles at him, one hand cupping his jaw. “I know you probably feel like you got hit by a Mack truck, but you're okay. The surgery went as well as could be expected. Tony is verbally eviscerating the team of anesthesiologists, and the rest of us are here. Do you know where you are?”

Steve starts to nod and then stops when it sends pain sparking out in a starburst through his face.

“Blink once for yes and twice for no.”

He blinks once.

“Okay, good,” she says, voice warm and smooth as honey. “Where are you, pain-wise? Use your fingers.”

Steve curls his fingers to indicate a six. Not feeling great, but not the worst he's felt either. He starts to ask how long it's been, and the moment his throat starts to move, everything explodes with searing, level-nine agony.

“...it's all right, ride it out, Steve, you'll be okay. Are you with us again?”

Steve twitches his head in a nod because his eyelashes are clumped together with tears. That had been fucking excruciating. He won't do it again.

“You're probably not going to be able to talk for a little while, Steve,” Bruce says and steps into view on Steve's other side. “Everything in there is connected, and it's going to cause you a fair amount of pain.”

No shit, Steve wants to say, but he doesn't dare try.

“Do you remember what happened?”

Steve's hand judders in a gesture that means sort of and, thankfully, it's understood.

“You underwent surgery to remove a piece of shrapnel caught at the back of your nose, near the top of your throat. It went well, except you woke up during surgery, which was something I hope to god none of us have to witness ever again.”

Steve vaguely recalls the sense of panic when he'd woken, and he hopes not, too.

“Your job now is to rest. Are you thirsty?”

Steve blinks once, and someone hands Nat a cup. She carefully feeds a piece of chipped ice into his mouth. If he weren't tired to his bones, Steve would be more embarrassed. He tries not to move his mouth too much, nudging the ice around with the smallest movements possible.

Exhausted, he closes his eyes even though Bruce is still talking.

---

When Steve opens his eyes again, the sun is coming up. He feels groggy, eyes sticky, and his mouth is horrible. To his relief, the pain has banked, reduced to a steady, low-level throb.

He looks around the room and discovers Tony slumped in the chair next to the bed with his head tipped back on the seatback. His mouth is hanging open a little, and he's snoring. Natasha is curled up in a chair on his other side, eyes fixed on the screen of her phone, which is casting shifting blue light across her face. Last, he spots Clint tucked back in one of the corners, sitting on a countertop. He's watching Steve.

Steve lifts his fingers in greeting, and Clint's single-minded focus eases a little. “Hey, Cap. How you feeling?” he asks, keeping his voice low.

Remembering how bad it hurt last time he tried to speak, Steve swallows carefully, testing how it feels. It sharpens the discomfort in the back of his throat briefly, but compared to how it felt before, it's not bad. “Better,” he tries. His voice sounds terrible, but it works.

“Good.” Clint tosses a small object at Tony before Steve can protest, and it hits him in the forehead.

Tony jerks awake, blinking blearily.

He stares at Steve for a moment, and then shoves himself upright, scrubbing his face. “Steve! Hey, hey, you're awake. Hallelujah, I don't want to be the boss anymore.”

“You're not,” Steve replies, and Tony winces at the sound of his voice. “Nat is.”

Clint snickers.

Tony ignores him. “How's your face?”

“Aches,” Steve admits. “'s better, though.” He's surprised when Tony puts a hand on his head and pushes his fingers through Steve's hair. It feels nice, despite how weirdly intimate it is for Tony. His palm is warm against the crown of Steve’s head.

“You hungry? Thirsty?”

“Yes,” Steve says, becoming aware of just how much so the instant the thought is placed in his head.

Tony huffs. “All right. The docs said you should have cold, soft foods. Birdbrain—”

“Already on it,” Clint says mildly, fingers flying over his phone screen.

Meanwhile, there's movement on Steve's other side, and he looks over to find Natasha has put aside her phone and gotten a cup of ice chips.

She smirks at him and holds out a spoon with a chip. “Open wide for the airplane, Stevie.”

“You're the worst,” Steve informs her, but he opens his mouth and takes the ice. It's cool and refreshing, but he wishes he could have water instead. It's just enough to make him want more. “How long was I out?” he asks, the shrinking chip clicking against his teeth.

Tony shrugs. “Eight hours or so.”

That explains why his face doesn't hurt as bad. It must be starting to heal.

Thor arrives then, carting a tub of Steve's favorite ice cream. “I come bearing a feast!”

Thor plops the tub down in Steve's lap and he grunts.

“You need help?” Tony asks when Steve accepts the spoon Thor offers and Steve's temper flares.

“I'm not an invalid,” he snaps.

Tony immediately draws back, his lips thinning. “Yeah, got it, never mind,” he mutters.

Natasha pinches the back of his arm, and Steve yells, “Son of a bitch!” around the spoon in his mouth, pain shooting from the back of his throat up into his forehead.

“Don't be an asshole,” she says severely.

“Then don't treat me like I'm helpless,” Steve retorts.

Natasha's hand darts out again, pinching and twisting the side of his nearest pec. He swears even louder this time, a sear of pain tearing through his throat. “You went through something traumatic, Steve, and we want to be here for you while you recover. If you could try not to be a self-centered asshole for thirty seconds, maybe you'd realize that.”

“Besides, letting your friends help you when you're down is not the same as being an invalid or being helpless.” Clint raises his eyebrows. “Unless you think you guys helping me out after I lost my hearing was that.”

“That's...not the same,” Steve mutters.

“Uh, yeah, it fucking is,” Clint retorts. “You don't get your own set of rules. You're not that special.”

Steve's mouth pulls into an almost-smile.

“Let us love you!” Clint mostly yells, overdramatic.

“Believe it or not, this isn't entirely about you, Steve,” Natasha says, voice dripping with sarcasm.

“Aye,” Thor agrees. “It comforts me to know that you remain here with us and have not gone on to Valhalla.”

“You may have felt it, but you didn't have to see the way you looked on that table,” Tony says, the tense downward slash of his mouth trembling.

Before Steve can say anything in reply, the door opens again, and Doctor Angavu steps inside. “Welcome back, Captain,” she says, and then gently lobs a tiny glass jar at him. It lands with the faintest impact on the blankets over his chest, and Steve looks down, picking it up.

Inside, there's a tiny shard of needle-sharp green plastic.

Staring at it, Steve can hardly believe this tiny piece of plastic is what nearly did him in. After everything he's been through and survived.

He hadn't realized how heavily he'd started relying on his new serum-fueled health. He's gotten cocky, expecting to come out the other side of just about anything unscathed. This is the first time something so insignificant has come so close to ending everything. All because he hadn't taken something that had seemed minor more seriously. He should know that because of his enhanced body, seemingly insignificant issues could be signs of more serious problems.

He looks up at Tony and, swallowing his pride, says, “Thank you.”

Tony's head wobbles and pulls back. “What? Are you talking to me?”

“If it weren't for your paranoid fussing, I probably would have kept ignoring it, and that...could have ended really badly. So thanks.”

“Oh, well.” Tony shrugs, eyes skipping nervously across the floor. “I'm happy to annoy the shit out of you in the name of keeping you alive. Kind of fond of you, you know, Rogers?”

Tony never fails to be better than Steve expects. Even after all this time, he's still letting the brash exterior fool him. He owes Tony better than that.

And, he realizes, looking down at the little piece of shrapnel again, he's still acting like that ninety-pound asthmatic with something to prove. His limits have shifted, and he's probably worse now than ever about recognizing when he's reached them.

He needs to stop. He needs to rely on his teammates to recognize not only his strength but his weaknesses.

He holds out his hand, and Tony steps forward uncertainly, fingers curling around the tiny bottle when Steve puts it in his palm, holding it there. “Keep annoying the shit out of me,” Steve tells him. “You saved my life.”

“Holy shit,” Clint stage whispers, “I think he just had an existential epiphany.”

Tony curls his hand around Steve's and squeezes, his eyes shining. “You got it, Cap.”

The impulse to prove himself strong enough, sturdy enough, worthy enough, is always going to be there, but Steve wants to do better. His team deserves that. He settles back in the bed and lifts the ice cream carton. “Someone wanna get this for me?”

Natasha smiles at him, deep and genuine and some of Steve’s residual embarrassment fades. Anything that garners that kind of approval from Natasha is worth it.

Thor pries the lid off of the carton and then Tony hoists himself up onto the bed next to Steve, bumping Steve’s elbow with his hip. “Budge over.”

Huffing, Steve does, and the carton settles between them, supported by their thighs.

Steve dips his spoon in and takes a bite, eyes closing as the cold, creamy texture instantly soothes his aching throat. He pauses on his way for the next bite to let Tony get some and says, “So, Nat, what did Clint end up getting you and Darcy for your anniversary?”

She huffs and rolls her eyes. “He forgot. We had to physically remove him from the range. We bought our own gifts.”

“Dates are hard!” Clint protests.

Steve laughs, even though he shouldn’t. That’s okay, he realizes as Natasha continues to give Clint a hard time, her eyes glittering with amusement. He knows them at their worst and they know him at his. It’s why they work. And when he inevitably slips back into old habits, they’ll be there.

#musicalluna writes #Steve Rogers #hurt!Steve #hurt!Steve rogers #captain america #gen #blood #epistaxis #hurt/comfort #team fic #team as family #wounded!teamleader!steve #long post

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most wanted?

╰  ﾟ SO MANY GREAT characters  that  we’d  love  to  see  !!  i  went  ahead  and  compiled  a  list  down  below  !! 

marvel:  rogue,  ororo munroe,  remy  lebeau,  logan  howlett,  charles  xavier,  warren  worthington,  bobby  drake,  tony  stark,  natasha  romanoff,  wanda  maximoff,  gamora,  peter  quill,  steve  rogers,  clint  barton,  kate  bishop,  sue  richards,  reed  richards,  peter  parker,  miles  morales,  gwen  stacy,  mj  watson,  alex  summers,  laura  kinney,  julian  keller,  namor,  sam  wilson,  t’challa,  bruce  banner,  thor  odinson,  stephen  strange,  nebula,  james  rhodes,  the  stepford  cuckoos,  lorna  dane,  loki,  pepper  potts,  jane  foster,  shuri,  okoye,  nakia,  misty  knight,  luke  cage,  jessica  jones,  elektra,  riri  williams,  tommy  shephard,  teddy  altman,  rachel  summers,  hope  summers,  kitty  pryde,  jubilee,  jonothon  starsmore,  cessily  kincaid,  sooraya  qadir,  betsy  braddock,  pietro  maximoff,  erik  lehnsherr

dc:  bruce  wayne,  arthur  curry,  clark  kent,  barry  allen,  oliver  queen,  dinah  lance,  helena  bertinelli,  wally  west,  roy  harper,  lilith  clay,  artemis  of  bana  mighdall,  jason  todd,  tim  drake,  duke  thomas,  cassandra  cain,  renee  montoya,  selina  kyle,  pamela  isley,  koriandr,  garfield  logan,  rachel  roth,  garth  of  shayaris,  mera  of  xebel,  kate  kane,  jefferson  pierce,  anissa  pierce,  vixen,  hal  jordan,  jessica  cruz,  kyle  rayner,  karen  beecher,  john  stewart,  john  constantine,  komandr,  damian  wayne,  bart  allen,  jamie  reyes,  kara  zor-el,  kon  el,  cassandra  sandsmark,  barbara  gordon,  connor  hawke,  victor  stone,  dawn  granger,  artemis  crock,  iris  west,  jade  nguyen

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The Character’s I’ll Write For

Okay, this is gonna be a long one.

Marvel Peter Parker/Spider-Man Steve Rodgers/Captain America Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow Tony Stark/Iron Man Bruce Banner Clint Barton Thor Odinson Wanda Maximoff Loki Laufeyson T’Challa Peter Quill Pietro Maximoff Gamora Scott Lang Nebula Carol Danvers Bucky Barnes Stephen Strange Vision Sam Wilson Killmonger Michelle Jones Valkyrie Shuri

Harry Potter Hermione Granger Harry Potter Severus Snape Ron Weasley Draco Malfoy Sirius Black Luna Lovegood  Ginny Weasley Nymphadora Tonks Remus Lupin Newt Scamander James Potter Lily Evans/Potter Oliver Wood Fleur Delacour Cedric Diggory Fred Weasley George Weasley Bill Weasley Charlie Weasley

The Vampire Diaries Damon Salvatore Stephan Salvatore Elena Gilbert Klaus Mikaelson Caroline Forbes Katherine Pierce Bonnie Bennett Enzo St. John Jeremy Gilbert Alaric Saltzman Elijah Mikaelson Tyler Lockwood Rebekah Mikaelson Matt Donovan Kol Mikaelson

The Umbrella Acadamy Luther Hargreeves  Diego Hargreeves Allison Hargreeves Klaus Hargreeves Five Ben Hargreeves Vanya Hargreeves

Supernatural Sam Winchester Dean Winchester Castiel  Crowley Lucifer/Nick Jack Kline Bobby Singer Chuck Shurley/God Claire Novak Garth Balthazar Gabriel

Riverdale Archie Andrews Betty Cooper  Veronica Lodge Jughead Jones Cheryl Blossom Josie McCoy Kevin Keller Reggie Mantle Toni Topaz Sweet Pea

The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina Sabrina Spellman Harvey Kinkle Ambrose Spellman Roz Walker Prudence Night Theo Putnam Nicholas Scratch

Gotham James Gordon Bruce Wayne Alfred Pennyworth Oswald Cobblepot Barbara Kean Selina Kyle Edward Nygma Fish Mooney Leslie Thompkins Butch Gilzean Lucius Fox Tabitha Galavan Jervis Tetch Ivy Pepper Victor Zsasz Jonathan Crane Jerome Valeska Jeremiah Valeska Bridget Pike Victor Fries

PJO/HOO Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase Luke Castellan Thalia Grace Nico Di Angelo Rachel Elizabeth Dare Leo Valdez Piper McLean Jason Grace Hazel Levesque Frank Zhang Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano Calypso

Real Life People Gerard Way Mikey Way Frank Iero Ray Toro Patrick Stump Pete Wentz Joe Trohman Andy Hurley Brendon Urie Ryan Ross Dallon Weekes Tyler Joseph Josh Dun Remmington Leith Emerson Barrett Sebastian Danzig Tom Holland Chris Evans  Sebastian Stan Tom Hiddleston

Tell me if I should add any more!

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Requests are open!

I write for the following fandoms and characters:

Doctor Who: Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor, Rose Tyler

Supernatural: Garth, Sam, Dean, Castiel, Charlie, Claire, Gabriel, Lucifer, Micheal, Adam

Riverdale: Jughead, Archie, Sweet Pea, Cheryl, Toni, F.P.

Criminal Minds: JJ, Spencer, Derek

My Babysitters a Vampire: Sarah, Erica, Benny, Ethan, Jesse

Jane The Virgin: Jane

American Horror Story: Tate Landon, Violet, Kit Walker

Marvel Cinematic Universe: Bucky Barnes, Loki, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Natasha, Wanda

X-Men: Young Charles Xavier, Scott, Logan

Marvel Runaways: Nico, Chase, Gert, Karolina

The Vampire Diaries: Caroline, Damon

Good Omens: Crowley

Dead Poets Society: Neil Perry

Band Members: Andy Biersack, Kellin Quinn, Mikey Way, Gerard Way, Brendon Urie, Melanie Martinez

Youtubers: Dodie Clarke, Jacksepticeye, Markiplier

Gravity Falls: Wendy, Dipper, Mabel

Sherlock: Sherlock, Watson, Moriarty

Harry Potter, Ginny, Draco, Hermione, Luna, Remus Lupin, Teddy Lupin, Credence Barebone

The Walking Dead: Carl, Maggie, Tara

Percy Jackson: Luke, Annabeth, Nico

The Mortal Instruments: Clary, Isabelle, Jace, Simon, Alec, Magnus

The Maze Runner: Thomas, Newt, Minho

Divergent: Four, Tris, Christina, Eric

DC: Lex Luthor Jr., Harley Quinn

Gotham: Bruce Wayne, Jerome, Jeremiah, Cat

The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina: Harvey, Sabrina, Ambrose, Susie/Theo, Prudence

IT 2017: Bill, Patrick

Glee: Kurt, Sebastian, Blaine, Rachel, Quinn, Britany, Santana

Shameless: Mickey, Mandy, Fiona, Ian, Carl, Debbie, Svetlana

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july 2018

a week into a nightmarish state created under the watchful eye of stryker has taken a toll on the mansions inhabitants, separating, wounding and even taking the lives of those who are doing everything in their power to put an end to it. there’s one question that is looming over everyone’s mind as they navigate their way through this hell: what or who caused such a sudden slip? it quite literally happened overnight and aside from the hordes of sentinels that guard every city corner, the culprit that brought them to this dystopian future far worse from which they came is still unknown. 

with the sudden influx of those opposing stryker’s reign, the entire state of new york has gone on lockdown. any and all non-civilians found roaming the city were brought into several different facilities scattered throughout the state without a second thought. there’s no telling what will happen here, so it’s best to prepare for anything. 

as stated above, stryker’s men (with the aid of the sentinels) collected any and all non-civilians in sight and brought them to holding facilities located in each of the five boroughs: manhattan, bronx, brooklyn, queens and staten island. 

each facility is heavily guarded by stryker’s men who are given the instructions to keep those captured by any means necessary. 

the staten island facility is the base of operations for stryker’s plans as he watches over the chaos, the bronx facility is where surveillance is monitored, the queens facility is where sentinels are produced and stored, the brooklyn facility is where mutants and metahumans alike are brought in order to get experimented in the labs and the manhattan facility handles the transport of those in captivity and stryker’s men. 

using this knowledge some things characters may attempt are distracting guards to shut down surveillance (so that neighboring teams of stryker are none the wiser of any attempts to break free), sabotaging the sentinels, using transportation vehicles as a way out, etc.

those captured are being held in concrete holding cells with a single door that is only accessible from the outside. inhibitor collars (ref one and two) are also in use.

below the cut are 5 randomized groups of those in each facility. while you may continue all event threads, if you wish to post a team specific starter make sure to signify somewhere (either in the text post itself or in the tags) which group it is meant for. 

this plot drop will last from tuesday, july 10th at 10 pm gmt until the end of the event altogether, monday, july 16th at the same time. 

MANHATTAN

emma frost

gwen stacy

dawn allen

simon baz

michael jon carter

ellie phimister

gwen poole

peter quill

harper row

jennifer-lynn hayden

tommy shepherd

jade nguyen

billy kaplan

stephanie brown

steve rogers

clint barton

mera of xebel

shawn tsang

BRONX

wanda maximoff 

helena bertinelli

peggy carter

america chavez

cassie lang

leonard snart

johnny storm

bart allen

ava ayala

lisa snart

carol danvers

bobby drake

gamora

garth curry

gabby kinney

ted kord

eddie brock

kal-el 

iris west

BROOKLYN

john constantine 

diana prince

jaime reyes

wade wilson

miles morales

oliver queen

crystalia amaquelin

jason todd

bruce wayne

barry allen

bette kane

zatanna zatara

natasha romanoff

koriand’r

bucky barnes

joker

cissie king-jones

STATEN ISLAND

pietro maximoff

loki

greta hayes

kon kent

karolina dean

sigyn of asgard

jessica drew

shuri

liz allen

artemis crock

tony stark

remy lebeau

kyle rayner

doreen green

selina kyle

scott lang

QUEENS

mj watson

rachel roth

anya corazon

kitty pryde

thor odinson

cass cain

karen beecher

logan howlett

harry osborn

daken akihiro

zinda blake

wally west

jane foster

scott summers

may parker

barbara gordon

kaine parker

victor stone

#73:event #plotdrop

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Warning! Spoilers for Batman: Reptilian #3

After many accusations, Batman has responded to fans who said he didn’t care about the poor. This characterization of the Dark Knight started with the fanbase, and hasn’t been addressed this directly before in comics.

As Batman investigates Gotham City’s criminal underworld in Batman: Reptilian, he encounters several of his rogues, ranging from Deadshot to the Riddler. The reptilian who is fighting his most notable villains remains unknown, but in the midst of the mystery, the Caped Crusader is being put to the test. The miniseries is exploring some of the real world implications of the Dark Knight’s war on crime, as seen in Batman: Reptilian #3, written by Garth Ennis with art by Liam Sharp.

Related: Bloody Batman Cover Censored by DC Comics

When Batman is questioned about commonly taking down street thugs, he’s accused of not caring about the poor. However, Batman retorts that he has funded several programs specifically designated to help children from lower class households. “If you genuinely think I don’t care about the economically disadvantaged, how do you explain the foundation’s various programs established to help them as children?” “Oh, I assumed it was to prevent them growing up and occupying things.” Writer Garth Ennis had previously alluded to addressing the fact that Batman is a billionaire who fights the poor, and he doesn’t shy away from the topic in Batman: Reptilian.

Batman raises a relevant point that despite being accused of targeting the financially disadvantaged, he has helped Gotham City as Bruce Wayne. Fans have often cited the Caped Crusader as making the economic situation of the poor even worse, saying that Batman should use his resources to help. However, Bruce has used Wayne Enterprises to help the needy and provide an opportunity for the financially unsteady to succeed. As an adoptive father, Bruce has given a home to Jason Todd, who was in a desperate situation prior to becoming the second Robin. In terms of the city’s systemic problem regarding poverty, Bruce has carried on his parents’ legacy by creating paths to economic stability.

Regardless, Batman’s answer doesn’t account for the mentally ill, who he has been accused of harming just as much as the poor. By fighting criminals and sending them to Arkham Asylum, Bruce has further stigmatized mental health. It might not be his intention, but Batman’s war on crime has equated those in need of hospitalization with Gotham’s most dangerous villains. Since Ennis had promised to address this component of the popular critique, it’s likely to be the next major issue that comes up. While Wayne Enterprises has accounted for the city’s youth, they haven’t focused on helping the mentally ill. Batman might be able to throw money at such problems, but he hasn’t embraced the same philosophy in his superhero crusade.

More: Batman ’89 is Questioning the Dark Knight’s Heroics

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Some of my faves...

ANIME/MANGA:

Hikaru no Go (Sai, Akira, Hikaru) Pet Shop of Horrors (Count D, T-chan) Eyeshield 21 (Hiruma, Rui) Nurarihyon no Mago (Youkai Rikuo, Aotabo, Kurotabo, Kubinashi, Yuki Onna) Gokusen (Yankumi, Shin, Kyou) Yuri on Ice (Yurio, Otabek, Victor, Yuuri) Tiger & Bunny (Tiger, Blue Rose, Fire Emblem) Shounen Onmyouji (Guren, Mokkun, Masahiro) Detroit Metal City Beelzebub Hunter x Hunter (Hisoka, Illumi, Kuroro) Angel Sanctuary (Rosiel, Mad Hatter) Yami no Matsuei (Muraki, Tsuzuki, Watari) Shingeki no Kyojin Naruto & Naruto Shippuuden (Kyuubi, Naruto, Gaara, Itachi, Neji, Hinata, Kimimaro, Temari, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Haku, Zabuza, Samehada, Deidara, Pein, Yondaime, Sandaime, Kurenai) Get Backers (Akabane, Ginji, Kazuki) Death Note (Light, Ryuk, Rem, Mikami, Misa) Kuroshitsuji (Sebastian) Saiyuki (Sanzo, Gojyo, Hazel, Gato, Kanzeon Bosatsu) Katekyo Hitman Reborn (Hibari, Mukuro, Dino, Tsuna, Gokudera) Silver Diamond (Kou, Narushige, Touji) Hoshi no Yakata (Sumiya, Sakurai, Hirofumi) Loveless (Soubi, Ritsuka) Gravitation (K, Hiro, Ryuichi) Fullmetal Alchemist (Ed, Al) Yakitate Japan Natsume Yuujinchou One-Punch man D.Gray-man (Kanda, Allen) Fruits Basket (Ayame, Kyou, Hatsuharu, Ritsu) Weiss Kreuz (Schwarz, Schuldig, Farfarello, Crawford, Ran/Aya) Harukanaru Toki no Naka de Ojisama to Neko Bleach Nana

Studio Ghibli (Calcifer, soot sprites (susuwatari), Howl, Haku).

TV SHOWS:

DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (Sara, Amaya, Snart, Mick, Gary, Ray) The Flash (Cisco Ramon, Caitlin/Killer Frost, Harry/HR, Joe West, Barry, Julian, Gypsy) Lucifer (Ella, Lucifer, Cain, Mazikeen, Trixie, Chloe, Dan, Amenadiel) Supergirl (Kara, Alex, Maggie, Lyra, Wynn) Supernatural (Castiel, Crowley, Charlie, Garth, Rowena, Gabriel, Dean, Jack, Death, Billie, Ghostbusters) Doctor Who (9, 10, Donna, Wilfred, Jack Harkness, Amy, Rory, Rose) Stargate: Atlantis (Rodney, Ronon, Todd, Carson, Jennifer, Zelenka) Xena (Xena, Ares, Gabrielle, Callisto) White Collar (Neal, Mozzie, June, Peter, Elizabeth, Diana, Clinton) Person of Interest (John, Harold, Carter, Shaw, Root) Brooklyn Nine-Nine (everybody, but especially Rosa.) Hannibal Lost Girl (Vex, Kenzi, Trick, Tamsin, Bo) Arrow (Sara, Nyssa, Thea, Malcolm, Felicity) Gotham (Cobblepot (Penguin), Nygma (Riddler), Fish Mooney) Constantine Farscape (Aeryn, Crichton, Scorpius, Braca) Galavant (King Richard and his dragon) Versailles (Philippe, Chevalier, King Louis XIV) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Spike, Tara, Cordelia) The Musketeers (Porthos, Constance, Feron, Sylvie) Shadowhunters (Magnus, Izzy, Raphael) Agent Carter (Peggy, Jarvis) Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (May, Fitz, Simmons) Game of Thrones (Oberyn, Daenerys, John Snow, Arya, Margaery, Brianne, Ned Stark, Khal Drogo) Once Upon a Time (Hook, Regina, Merida, Mulan, Belle) Santa Clarita Diet Jessica Jones Stranger Things Veronica Mars Sense8 Dexter

I will probably love Good Omens once it comes out.

JDRAMA:

Gokusen (Yankumi, Shin) My Boss, My Hero Ikebukuro West Gate Park Mr. Brain Zettai Kareshi Ando Lloyd Bloody Monday Kurosagi Nobuta wo Produce

COMICS:

The Sandman (Morpheus/Dream, Death, Delirium, Emperor Norton) Belzebubs Looking for Group (Richard) Scandinavia and the World (Iceland, Finland) Kiroileva siili The Crow The Darkness Nemi Valerian Elfquest My Life as a Background Slytherin (+ some DC & Marvel stuff)

MOVIES:

DCEU: Wonder Woman, Justice League, BvS, Suicide Squad. (Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, Etta Candy, Chief (Napi), Harley Quinn, El Diablo, Lois Lane) (I am really waiting for the Justice League Dark & Gotham City Sirens movies!) The Dark Knight trilogy (Joker) MCU: Black Panther, Captain America, Guardians of the Galaxy, Doctor Strange, Thor, Iron Man. (Loki, Bucky (Winter Soldier), Yondu, Doctor Strange, The Cloak of Levitation, Nick Fury, Black Widow, Pepper, Mantis, Heimdall, Hela and pretty much everyone from Black Panther) FOX: Deadpool, Venom, X-Men: First Class + DOFP + Apocalypse, Logan. (Deadpool, Magneto, Venom, Yukio, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Blink, Bishop, Warpath) Star Wars: The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi, Rogue One, Revenge of the Sith, New Hope. (Rey, Poe, Finn, Chirrut, Baze, Leia, Kylo Ren, General Hux, Phasma, Anakin, Qui-Gon Jinn) (vulptices/crystal foxes) The Crow Velvet Goldmine Terminator 2 (+ others too) Mad Max: Fury Road LOTR/Hobbit (Thranduil, Legolas, Gimli, Thorin) Harry Potter (Luna, Snape, Lucius) Kingsman Maleficent Rocky Horror Picture Show The Shape of Water The Long Kiss Goodnight The Great Wall (Lin Mae, Tovar) Pirates of the Caribbean Interview with the Vampire + Queen of the Damned Labyrinth (Jareth) Airheads Wayne’s World Blades of Glory Priscilla: Queen of the Desert The Birdcage The Crying Game Battle Royale Vaiana/Moana Frozen

PODCASTS:

Welcome to Night Vale

BOOKS:

Good Omens (Crowley, Aziraphale) Discworld (Death, Death of Rats) Dragonlance (Raistlin, Tanis) Hobb: Farseer & Tawny Man trilogies (Fool, Fitz) Johannes Cabal the Necromancer All for the Game trilogy (Neil, Andrew) Ender’s Game + Speaker for the Dead Harry Potter (Luna, Sirius, Remus) Heinlein: Double Star LeGuin: Earthsea

I SHIP:

Stucky: Steve+Bucky (MCU/Marvel) Kylux: Kylo Ren+General Hux (SW:TFA/TLJ) Stormpilot: Poe+Finn (SW:TFA/TLJ) Destiel: Dean+Castiel (Supernatural) Chirrut+Baze (SW: Rogue One) Venom/Eddie (Venom) Harrisco: Harry+Cisco (The Flash) Shinkumi: Yankumi+Shin (Gokusen) Malec: Magnus+Alec (Shadowhunters) Cecilos: Cecil+Carlos (WTNV) Hartwin: Harry+Eggsy (Kingsman) Harley Quinn+Poison Ivy (DC) Legolas+Gimli (LOTR)

#faves #random

[sidekickhq]

who could jason momoa be a child of?

ideas for parents that reflect his hawaiian heritage: alani ryan, ken mack, arnold kaua, samuel makoa, tana moon & nanaue / any of the hawaiian deities as seen throughout marvel comics, so ku, laka, na-maka-o-kaha’l, pele or polivah !

additional ideas for biological parents ( who are not canonically hawaiian ): alison blaire & longshot, artemis of bana-mighdall, azazel, barda free & scott free, black tom cassidy, bruce wayne, edward nygma, gamora & richard rider, garth & dolphin, hartley rathaway, harvey dent, hela & thanos, jonathan crane, komand’r & dor’ion, lawrence crock, lex luthor, lisa snart, logan howlett, loki, medusa & blackbolt, phil coulson, raven darkholme, selene gallio, thor odinson, victor creed !

ideas for adoptive parents: anissa pierce & grace choi, charles xavier & erik lehnsherr, diana prince & steve trevor, katherine kane & maggie sawyer, natasha romanoff, nick fury !

and under the cut i’ve included some wanted connections that would love to be filled by a jason momoa !

VIDAR BJÖRK-THORSON & TOVA VIDARSDOTTIR, our CHARLIE HUNNAM & EMMA MACKEY fcs are looking for a SIBLING / PIBLING connection who looks like DANIEL HENNEY, JASON MOMOA, GARRETT HEDLUND, ALEXIS BLEDEL, SKEET ULRICH, HAYLEY ATWELL,  / UTP who is 35-48 you DON’T have to contact prior to applying. ( tova loves her pibling! and vidar loves his sib - they’re also vidar’s last sibling ( that he was raised alongside ) that is still alive, they’re very close because they were raised together and were always running around together, causing chaos and looking after each other. their adopted baby sister died 10ish years ago due to a fatality in superheroing ( but tova was able to be saved so ofc - conflicted feelings for vidar! ) honestly, they could be adopted, a child of thor + helene ( wld b 42+ if so ) or a child of helene + someone else! bonus points 4 helene + a different asgardian! check out vidar’s INTRO for background info & more fc options. )

MAKENA THURMAN, our ZOE KRAVITZ fc is looking for a BOSS connection who look like JASON MOMOA and is 30+ YEARS OLD. you DON’T have to contact prior to applying. ( kena works at the karma klub as an accountant and booking agent, and i’d ! love for her manager / owner of the klub / honestly… whatever tf / to be a jason momoa face, just because… their pics are supes cute and i think it’d be really sweet if kena had this older guy in her life who’s almost, like… someone guiding her? they’re in the scene longer than her, they can provide some tips and tricks, and just past the job aspect.. neither of her parents are here, so it would be nice for her to have someone who can sort of step into that role and be someone who she has learnt to be able to go to and confide in, when needed. )

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