#We Need To Find A Hole In His Plan (Fisher and Kyle - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

[all-my-friends-were-glorious]

FISHER BARTHOLOMIEU OSBOURNE-GIFFARD

The Violent Vampiric Scout

"If you injure your neighbor, better not do it by halves." - George Bernard Shaw

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Fisher Bartholomieu Osbourne-Giffard

Nicknames: Fish, Fishnets, Fishguts

Faceclaim: Ryan Davies Hall

Age: 22

Gender: Transmale

Sexuality: Pansexual Panromantic Polygamous

Height: 5′10″

Weight: 155lbs

Birthday: December 1st

Sign: Sagittarius

Occupation: Dishwasher/Busboy at Mike’s Restaurant; Underground Fighter; Scout for the Vampire Society

AGNES, DOROTHY, ETHYL, MAUDE, WINIFRED

Fisher adores his girls and would do anything for them. He has an entire wall upstairs that has been renovated into a tank for his nine foot long eels. They are all Electric Eels, and he longs to touch them, but knows he cannot. Still, he thinks they’re neat as Hell and he loves them intensely. He wishes he could dress them up. Dorothy has an Attitude, whereas Ethyl is the shiest of the five. Winifred is somewhat willing to be bothered and is the friendliest of them. Maude likes to fry anything that gets close to her, and Agnes is lazy and complaintive. Their tank is 1411 gallons.

QUICK FACTS

Fisher is often used by Larry to scout things out and do recon. He can be very quiet when he wants to be and is good at stealing things with those sticky fingers of his.

He rarely ever wears a shirt and is proud of his top surgery scars. He did eventually get them covered with tattoos, though. He is fully transitioned.

There is never a time where he will say ‘no’ to a fight. He is aggressive, unpredictable, and dangerous. He lives for the thrill and is convinced that he will never die.

He is intensely protective of those he cares about.

Michael has experimented on him in the past and he makes a big deal about how horny it makes him. He’s a huge masochist.

Fisher is quick to jump to the defense of others but will think twice if the person is a hypocrite. However, he’ll still fight if only because he loves to.

His bedroom is in the basement of his house, and is always lit with red lamps. He rarely turns on the overhead light. 

Fisher owns a coffin for sleeping in but doesn’t use it if he isn’t alone.

His impulse control is next to nil and he will almost always go ahead and do the stupid shit that crosses his mind immediately. Most times there is no time to even tell him to stop before he’s already started.

If he doesn’t want to touch the person he is fighting, he will use a metal baseball bat. He is still very good at hurting and even killing with it.

Fisher’s favorite blood type is A+.

He is intensely protective of AJ and sees her as a little sister. If he thinks she’s being hurt, the person doing it is going to get one angry vampire on them. 

Fisher can’t eat human food, but that doesn’t stop him from wanting to. His favorite snacks to eat and then immediately vomit up are Now And Laters and Cool Ranch Doritos.

Fisher was the Featured Muse for November 2021!

Headcanon Masterlist

TAGS LIST

If You Wanna Start A Fight Well You Better Through The First Punch Make It A Good One (Fisher Giffard)

Gone Fishin’ (Fisher Musings)

Slow Things Down Or Speed Them Up (Fisher Aesthetic)

When I Caught The Fishnet Black Pantyhose (Fisher Closet)

This Time The Plot Must Thicken You’ll Taste Revenge Tonight (Fisher Headcanons)

Words Hold No Power Here (Fisher Journal Entries)

Electric Love (Agnes Dorothy Ethyl Maude and Winifred)

VERSES

TBD

MAINS AND SHIPS

MAINS

@nxwkid​ - Alex/Douchebag - He Gives Me The Heebie Jeebies And Not The Good Kind (Fisher and Alex - Nxwkid)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Michael - Punch Your Lights Out Hit The Pavement That’s What I Call Entertainment (Fisher and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Henrietta - With A Heavy Heart I Regret To Inform You (Fisher and Henrietta - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Kyle - We Need To Find A Hole In His Plan (Fisher and Kyle - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Mike - In The Light Of The Moon (Fisher and Mike - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Annie - Will You Be The Final Girl? (Fisher and Annie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Fin - Only Cream And Bastards Rise (Fisher and Fin - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Marcel - Bleach Blonde Hair And Big Green Eyes (Fisher and Marcel - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Vic - Made You A Prince With A Thousand Enemies (Fisher and Vic - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Miles - Feral Is As Feral Does (Fisher and Miles - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Mia - Roses Are Red And My Heart Is Black (Fisher and Mia - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Gunnar - Full Werewolf Off The Buckle Like An Angel Straight From Hell (Fisher and Gunnar - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Ollie - I Am A Reaper Man (Fisher and Ollie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Cassie - We’ve Got Nowhere To Go We’ve Got Nothing To Prove (Fisher and Cassie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Ike - Let Me Eat Your Heart (Fisher and Ike - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark​ - Token - Glaciers Melting In The Dead Of Night (Fisher and Token - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@throughxthexmist​ - Count Ravencrowe - Oh But When I Wake Up You're So Normal That You Just Disappear (Fisher and Ravencrowe - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Vladimir - If It’s Green It Simply Means That He Is Really Stressed (Fisher and Vladimir - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Ryan Ellis - Gripping Tightly To Something That They Will Never Own (Fisher and Ryan - ThroughxThexMist)

@throughxthexmist​ - Blaze - We’re Dancing Like We’re Dumb (Fisher and Blaze - ThroughxThexMist)

@south-park-saints-and-sinners​ - Scott - Looking For Something Evil To Say And People To Be Antagonized (Fisher and Scott - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)

@south-park-saints-and-sinners​ - Damian - I Want To Make A Deal (Fisher and Damian - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)

SHIPS

@south-park-saints-and-sinners​ - Scott - Blood Lust Blood Lust For This Boy (Fisher x Scott - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)

#If You Wanna Start A Fight Well You Better Throw The First Punch Make It A Good One (Fisher Giffard) #Gone Fishin' (Fisher Musings) #Slow Things Down Or Speed Them Up (Fisher Aesthetic) #When I Caught The Fishnet Black Pantyhose (Fisher Closet) #This Time The Plot Must Thicken You'll Taste Revenge Tonight (Fisher Headcanons) #Words Hold No Power Here (Fisher Journal Entries) #Electric Love (Agnes Dorothy Ethyl Maude and Winifred) #He Gives Me The Heebie Jeebies And Not The Good Kind (Fisher and Alex - Nxwkid) #With A Heavy Heart I Regret To Inform You (Fisher and Henrietta - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #We Need To Find A Hole In His Plan (Fisher and Kyle - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #In The Light Of The Moon (Fisher and Mike - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #Will You Be The Final Girl? (Fisher and Annie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #Only Cream And Bastards Rise (Fisher and Fin - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #Bleach Blonde Hair And Big Green Eyes (Fisher and Marcel - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #Feral Is As Feral Does (Fisher and Miles - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #Made You A Prince With A Thousand Enemies (Fisher and Vic - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #Roses Are Red And My Heart Is Black (Fisher and Mia - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #Full Werewolf Off The Buckle Like An Angel Straight From Hell (Fisher and Gunnar - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #I Am A Reaper Man (Fisher and Ollie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #We've Got Nowhere To Go We've Got Nothing To Prove (Fisher and Cassie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #Let Me Eat Your Heart (Fisher and Ike - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #Glaciers Melting In The Dead Of Night (Fisher and Token - SouthxParkxAfterxDark) #Oh But When I Wake Up You're So Normal That You Just Disappear (Fisher and Ravencrowe - ThroughxThexMist) #If It’s Green It Simply Means That He Is Really Stressed (Fisher and Vladimir - ThroughxThexMist) #Gripping Tightly To Something That They Will Never Own (Fisher and Ryan - ThroughxThexMist) #We’re Dancing Like We’re Dumb (Fisher and Blaze - ThroughxThexMist) #Looking For Something Evil To Say And People To Be Antagonized (Fisher and Scott - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners) #I Want To Make A Deal (Fisher and Damian - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners) #Blood Lust Blood Lust For This Boy (Fisher x Scott - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)