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arc-misadventures · 2 years

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1000 Points

Beacon Academy is currently going through a school wide game, where random challenges were given out to for the students could score points for completing said challenges. The student with the highest point count that month wins a prize of their choosing.

And, today is the biggest challenge yet.

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Ozpin: Attention all students, attention all students; Todays challenge is about announced.

Yang: Oh this one should be good, just a few more points, and I’ll be beating you, Weisscream.

Weiss: In your dreams, Xiao Long. You need at least a hundred points to beat me.

Blake: And, you need at least two hundred to beat, Pyrrha.

Ruby: Like anyone can beat, Pyrrha, she’s dominating this thing…

Pyrrha: I’m sorry…

Coco: Oh don’t worry darling, it just shows how fantastic you are~!

Nora: You’re amazing, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: Aww… Thanks guys.

Ren: I wonder what today’s challenge is.

Velvet: Lets hope its not a ‘vs’ game again… I don’t want to the princess again…

Coco: But, you looked so cute in your dress~!

Yang: Not as good as, Jaune did. Hehehe~!

Ruby: He did look good in his dress.

Nora: I have photos~!

BP: Gimme!

Ozpin: Alright then, Port would you care spin the wheel?

Port: My pleasure!

On the intercoms all could hear the machine spin as it selected today’s challenge. A silence hung over the students as the machine slowly stopped spinning, as a thunk was heard as the machine had selected today’s challenge.

Port: Okay, let’s see… Oh? This is an individual challenge! One moment now students, I must use the individual selector!

A small chill of excitement went over the students of Beacon Academy. Individual challenges often involves obtaining a item from an randomly selected individual; Weiss’s rapier, Pyrrha’s crown, or Coco glasses. Items that they must actively ‘steal’ from them, however if the individual could keep their item until the end of the challenge they would get the promised points instead. Making individual challenges all the more interesting. The chill only grew colder as the heard the machine selected the next students name.

Port: Lets see… For one thousands point! Oh my, that a game changer point count!

A buzz surrounded the students; one thousand points this was the highest point count they had ever come across. There was a leader board set up between the students containing the highest scorers of all, but this challenge was going to flip the board. Everyone, everyone was looking forward to today’s challenge.

Port: For one thousand points! You must get, Jaune Arc, to confess who his love is! Oh this should be good!

Ozpin: Well, you heard it students! One thousand points to whichever student get’s, Mr Arc to confess their love! The challenge begins in 3… 2… 1… Go!

Blake: That’s easy right? We just have to get him to tell a teacher he loves, Weiss.

Yang: Oh this will be a cake walk!

Weiss: For me.

Ruby: You really think that?

Weiss: Yes, he said he likes me, so…?

Pyrrha: But, what if it’s for someone else?

Nora: Don’t worry, Pyrrha! I’ll get him to confess his undying love for you!

Pyrrha: Nora?!

Ren: What if it’s for you, Nora?

Nora: …

Nora: Beg pardon…?

Coco: We, can’t know who it is we like, until we ask him. And, it better not be for my little bun-bun…

Velvet: W-W-What?!

Ruby: Come on guys, lets go get a love confession!

Everyone: YEAH!!!

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Meanwhile, Jaune was in Professor Goodwitch’s offices talking to her about his lessons when he heard today’s challenge.

Jaune: I-I have to do what?!

Glynda: A love confession? I wasn’t aware that was one of the challenges.

Jaune: You didn’t know?

Glynda: Ozpin, Port, and Oobaleck were in charge of making the challenges. I have no idea how many, nor what challenges they made.

Jaune: And, that was a good idea…?

Glynda: On hindsight I should have doubled checked the challenges they made…

Jaune: Well, great… Now I have a target on my back…

Glynda: You could just confess your love to me?

Jaune: B-Beg pardon?

Glynda: You could just tell me whoever it is you love, it would count as a confession, you would win the one thousand points, and you wouldn’t have to worry about any of your friends finding out. And, as a teacher I promise I will not let any of your friends find out who it is.

Jaune: Oh… W-Well thanks! B-But, I can’t tell you…

Glynda: Oh? Are you too embarrassed to tell me?

Jaune: T-That’s… partcilly the problem…

Glynda: Considering how many times you said it to, Weiss Schnee, it should be easy for you to confess your feelings.

Jaune: I-It’s not, Weiss… I-I thought it was her for a while, but… It’s not her…

Glynda: Ms. Nikos then?

Jaune: No, a lot of people, mostly, Nora think were are a thing… And, I thought so to… Until we kissed…

Glynda: Was it bad?

Jaune: It felt empty… I love, Pyrrha, I really do, but not like that… Neither of us do.

Glynda: I wasn’t aware of this.

Jaune: We kept it a secret. It’s our business, not everyone else’s. Though we should probably tell, Nora to get her to calm down…

Glynda: I doubt that would work.

Jaune: Yeah that’s probably true.

Glynda: So, tell me, Arc; who is it that you really love?

Jaune: …

Glynda: You can trust me, Jaune.

Jaune: Haa… I do trust you, Ms. Goodwitch, I do… It’s just you’re not going to like it…

Glynda: That’s a rather odd remark, Mr. Arc. Should I be concerned who this individual is?

Jaune: They’re of age! They’re old enough! I’m not a loli-con, or anything!

Glynda: Oh, that’s a relief… So, who is it then?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Haa… Okay, okay…

Jaune: Glynda, I love you.

Glynda: …

Glynda: B-Beg your pardon…?!

Jaune: I love you, Glynda Goodwitch.

Glynda: I… Y-You must be joking… I-It can’t be me!

Jaune: I-Is it that hard to believe?

Glynda: I-I’m your teacher! Y-You can’t love me!

Jaune: Why do you say that? So what if you’re my teacher, We’ve know each other for years, Glynda! I’ve loved you since I was a kid.

Glynda: Y-You what?! I thought you grew out of that! A-And, what about, Weiss, d-didn’t you like her?!

Jaune: I was trying to move on from how I felt for you, so… I thought I go be with, Weiss. It wasn’t until a while later I realized the reasons why I liked, Weiss was because she reminded me of you. So… My feelings for you came back with a vengeance.

Glynda: Jaune… L-Leave…

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Glynda: Leave! I-I need to be left alone!

Jaune: I…! I understand… Professor…

Jaune got up from his seat, and made his way out of the room, as he opened the door to leave he made one more fleeting glance behind him at the woman he loved before closing the door behind him. He wiped the tears from his eyes as he shook his head.

Jaune: I told you you wouldn’t like it, Glynda…

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Glynda: held her face in her hands as she struggled to regain her composure. She had thought that childish crush had died years ago, it appeared as though it had only grown stronger over time.

She needed this stupid challenge to end, she needed the memories of these past few moments to fade away into oblivion. She grabbed her scroll, and called, Port to end the challenge.

Glynda: Port!

Port: Ahh, Glynda my dear, what ev…?!

Glynda: J… Mr. Arc confessed to me who his love is; Give him his thousand points, and end the challenge.

Port: Oh, really? Who is the luck lass that has, Mr. Arc’s…?!

Glynda: Port! End the challenge, now!

Port: Very well, Glynda. We’ll end it.

Glynda: Good.

Glynda ended the call before any thing else could be said, she then used her semblance to lock the door to her office. As soon as she heard the door lock she took a deep breath, before her head fell into her hands as the tears started to fall from her face. She cried as a single thought echoed through her head.

Glynda: No…! Not me…! I’m not worthy of someone like him! Not him…! Not me…

~~~

As, Jaune walked down the hallway to his room he was soon surrounded by his friends, and fellow classmates asking the same question.

Everyone: Who is it!

Jaune: Haa… Oh gods…

Weiss: Is it me?

Nora: No, its, Pyrrha!

Ren: Is it, Nora?

Nora: What?!

Coco: It’s not my, Bunny now is it…?

Velvet: W-What?!

Jaune: It’s not any of those people…

Nora: Not sven, Pyrrha?!

Jaune: No, Pyrrha, and I don’t like each other like that.

Nora: S-Since when?!

Pyrrha: For a while now…

Nora: And, you didn’t tell me?!

Pyrrha: Sorry…

Nora: Oh, we are having words missy!

Yang: If it’s not her, is it me then~?

Weiss: What makes you think it was you?

Yang: Why wouldn’t it be~?

Jaune: Haa… It’s not…

Ozpin: Attention all students, Mr. Arc has confessed his feelings. One of the faculty has confirmed this. Mr. Arc wins one thousand points! Congratulations, Mr. Arc. In dispute of this quick end of this challenge, we have elected to have another challenge. We will announce the challenge in a few minutes. So stayed tuned students!

Everyone: …

Nora: So who is it…?

Jaune: I am not tell you anything…

Ruby: How about…?!

Jaune: ANYTHING…!

Pyrrha: Okay, okay, we’ll drop it, Jaune.

Jaune: Thank you, Pyrrha.

Yang: Well… congrats on taking first place then, Jaune.

Ruby: You’re going to win then, Jaune; First win!

Jaune: Haaa…

Jaune pushed past everyone, and started on his way to his room. And, all his friends couldn’t help but feel the dejected air that surrounded him. And, the realized, things didn’t go as he had hoped.

Jaune: I didn’t win a damn thing…

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #lie ren #coco adel #velvet scarlatina #peter port #bartholomew oobleck #rwby ozpin #jaune x glynda #glynda x jaune #rwby arcwitch

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shouta-edits · 2 years

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"Could I get an aesthetic with James Ironwood x Weiss Schnee x Dr. Oobleck (RWBY) and themes of student/teacher relationships?" -anon requested

#age gap tw #tw age difference #james ironwood #dr oobleck #weiss schnee #rwby #tw teacher/student #teacher x student aesthetic #aesthetic board #pro ship safe #pro shippers please interact #anti harassment #proship edit blog #proship #proship safe #request fill #[assignment passed back... /requested finished]#james/oobleck/weiss

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thatanimewriter · 1 year

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CLUMSY KITTY.

➳ request: HI ok, so thank for telling me about the unlimited requesting, (I won't send to many dw) here is one that I thought would be a cute idea.SO, we have a Weiss Schnee, Ruby Rose and Neopolitan x gn cat faunus reader who's stupid af and super short. Like shorter than Neo. Only by like 3 or 4 cm but still, they're short. Like a gremlin! They also radiate gremlin energy, by accident. Like they'll be in a store and accidentally knock something over and cause a fire. But then something bad happens, and they suggest something smart? Like what? I thought they were dumb? Yet they surprise us with this smart ass idea??? Hello?? :>

➳ character/s: ruby rose, weiss schnee, neopolitan

➳ warnings: swearing

➳ notes: thank you ashe for the requesttt and sorry for the wait

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 / 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 / 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 / 𝐰𝐢𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

── 𝐑𝐔𝐁𝐘 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄.

honestly same

except the faunus part

but same

it can span from you saying

“watch this >:))”

and climbing a tree in record time

but you put all your weight on the one branch that snapped off

and you come tumbling to the ground almost immediately after

even if you land on your feet it’s really funny and people can hear ruby’s laughter no matter where you are in beacon

but when it truly comes down to it

you’re a quick thinker and though it might take her a while to admit it

you always come up with better plans than she could ever-

with the war against ironwood and salem, your personality probably mellowed out a little bit

you were the one who suggested emerald become penny to help ambush ironwood

but you haven’t lost your ability to taunt people for being a little chaotic gremlin

── 𝐖𝐄𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐍𝐄𝐄.

you drive her insane.

she’s tryna be a cool girlie in school

top student type ish

and here you are

trying to spin your pen

and flinging it across the room by accident

probably into oobleck’s head

and you blame it on weiss every time but never get away with it

for that, you drive her insane

but the thing that truly brings her to check herself in to a psych ward

is when you genuinely suggest a good idea under the guise of stupidity

“wouldn’t it be craaaazy if we, like, split up and while the baddies are focused on the ones they’re fighting, the rest of us can go do what we need to do hehehehe”

bitch wtf-

that’s a good idea??

stop laughing??

── 𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐍.

torchwick hates the both of you

neo will join you in stupid antics sometimes

also she has a new sense of bravado because she’s FINALLY taller than someone

she enables you a lot even if she shouldn’t

like seeing how tall a stack of chairs can go until it tips over if you sit on the top

and then crashing into a pile of crates carrying active dust-

naturally, neo is the one to pat down any uhhh

FIERY patches on your outfit

but you can’t escape torchwick’s scolding

both torchwick and neo often praise you for the strategies you manage to come up with though

like disguising dust as jewellery so you can bring it into functions without being questioned

and without bringing a BAG that they’re gonna ask to check either way

a lot of the time, you drop random tidbits of knowledge

for topics that no one else thought to research until shower thoughts hit

neo appreciates your incessant rambling about how dust manufacturing works and you could hypothetically make your own without the help of these goons

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spectralscathath · 7 months

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Same anon from the Tyrisummer ask - are there any other rwby ships you like that aren't that well known?

Hello again, Anon! And yes, I am a very big fan of many different less popular rwby ships, because the majority of the canon ships I loathe (not you taisummer you can stay), and a lot of the commonly popular ships don't do it for me either (not you freezerburn and ladybug you can also stay).

So here's a non exhaustive list of obscure-ish rwby ships I like, which I may or may not have discussed before:

Nora/May Marigold: if Nora lived in Antares this would be endgame this is MY SHIP

Ruby/Marrow: my need to make ruby aroace vs my adoration of 'little red riding hood X the big bad wolf'-themed ships

Elm/Ironwood: I'll be dead before I stop shipping this they're so soft

Yang/Mercury: this isn't even that obscure I just need to rep my favs

Theo/Leo: I love old gay war veterans (canon theo does not exist to me I see only Old Cowboy Theo (also featured in azre btw shoutout to azre))

Marrow/Adam: I'll die on the 'childhood best friends to idealistically-opposed to lovers' hill

Tai/Oobleck: they dated.

Marcus/Neo: It's the hamster with a banana meme if the hamster was a yandere

BRIR polycule: Sisterhood of Evil WLW Huntresses (them not being the true villains of arrowfell was a cop-out)

Vernal/Weiss: the princessXbandit vibes are immaculate, this was the real butch/femme rwby ship dynamic all along

Sun/Mercury: Mercury at all times deserves a buff blonde with big tits and a bigger heart

Clover/Watts: I'll ship this just for the shipname alone (it's 'phishing' btw)

Sun/Ruby: also not obscure technically but they're so qpr that I made a playlist for them

and finally,

the one that got me vagued on fucking

UQUIZ

Clover/Robyn: I know this uqiz was talking about me specifically because it mentioned that lucky shot had a fanfic and at the time I had the only purely Lucky Shot fic up on ao3 (no qrow involved), if nothing else can be my legacy I want it to be this.☘️🏹

#rwby #i ain't tagging all these #clover ebi #robyn hill #I'll tag them though just for the uquiz story #remains one of the funniest moments of my online life #that quizmaker was SEETHING #asks

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sabo-has-my-heart · 1 year

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Commissions

Price

SFW: $10 per 1000 words

NSFW: $15 per 1000 words

Rules

Absolutely no refunds. Once I've started writing it, I do not allow refunds. I'm putting my time and effort into this. I'm doing my level best to make sure you like your commission. I don't offer refunds once it's written.

Accepted:

Fluff, angst, NSFW, suggestive, hurt/comfort, etc.

Character x character

Character x reader

Polyamory

Psuedo-incest/step-cest

Not Accepted:

Underage

Noncon.

Scat, watersports, fisting, incest, rimming, underage, vore

racist, homophobic, ableist, etc.

Fight scenes, I'm garbage at fight scenes

Characters I will/won’t write for

One Piece

Won’t write for:

-Blackbeard Pirates, Foxy Pirates, Akainu, Kizaru, Big Mom, Kaido, Buggy, any of the Celestial Dragons.

Will Write for:

-literally anyone else

Prices are somewhat negotiable since I'm tight on cash.

Jujutsu Kaisen

Gojo, Geto, Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, Sukuna, Maki, Nanami, Yuta Okkotsu, Inumaki, Aoi Todo, Utahime, Mai, Kokichi, and Choso.

Bruce, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Kaldur, Superboy (Connor [YJ]), Wally West (Kid Flash), ask about others, there's a lot about DC that I don't keep up on.

Marvel

Spiderman/Peter Parker, Captain America, Thor, Loki, Tony Stark

RWBY

Ruby, Weiss, Yang, Blake, Jaune, Ren, Nora, Pyrrha, Oscar, Ozpin, Oobleck, Qrow, Winter, Ironwood, Cinder

#writing commissions

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myinnersmutdemons · 1 year

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Smut Commissions

$10 per 1000 words for light smut

$15 per 1000 words for heavy smut

Marvel

Spiderman/Peter Parker, Captain America, Thor, Loki, Tony Stark,

Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Superboy/Conner, M’gann, Artemis, Wally/Kid Flash, Kaldur/Aqualad

One Piece

Won’t:

-Blackbeard Pirates, Foxy Pirates, Akainu, Kizaru, any movie specific characters, Big Mom, most of the big mom pirates, Kaido, most of the beast pirates, Doflamingo, the Donquixote Pirates, Enel, Buggy, CP-9, any of the Celestial Dragons, Lindbergh, Karasu, Belo Betty, Morley, Dragon, Kuma, Inazuma

-Exceptions: Katakuri, Corazon, Yamato

Will:

-most likely anyone else.

Mystic Messenger

Yoosung, Jumin, 707(Saeyoung), unknown(Saeran), Zen,

RWBY

Aged up versions: Ruby, Weiss, Yang, Blake, Jaune, Ren, Nora, Pyrrha, Oscar

Ozpin, Oobleck, Qrow, Winter, Ironwood, Cinder

Misc.

Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect), Hancock (Fallout 4),

If you didn’t see a character you want to read about above, feel free to ask, these are just the characters I know I’ll write for

Will Write::

Character x character

Character x reader

Polyamory

Won’t Write:

Underage

Noncon.

Scat, watersports, fisting, incest, rimming, underage, vore

racist, homophobic, ableist, etc.

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razieltwelve · 2 years

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Uncanny Valley (Final Rose AU)

Summer yawned and took a few moments to set up a handful of sentry drones around her camp. The area she was in should be clear of any Grimm, but it never hurt to be sure since she was on her own. When morning came she could continue her trip. It shouldn’t take more than an hour or two to reach Mountain Glenn. Really, if she hadn’t already been so tired, she would have just gone the rest of the way instead of bedding down for the night.

Oh well.

Once she reached Mountain Glenn, she could report her findings in person to the authorities and then catch a transport back home. Ruby and Yang were planning on spending the holidays back in Patch, and they’d even talked about inviting Weiss and Blake to spend some time with them too. It would be good to meet their teammates, and Weiss could certainly spend some time away from home, if the rumours Summer had heard were anything to go by.

X X X

Summer awakened just after dawn and packed up quickly before continuing on toward Mountain Glenn. However, she hadn’t been travelling for very long when she began to feel uneasy. She should have reached a transport corridor long ago. Instead, all she’d come across was a heavily overgrown road that she didn’t recognise. She’d tried using her scroll to see if she’d gotten lost somehow, but she wasn’t getting any reception on the standard channels.

A broad spectrum scan had come up empty too. Were all of the satellites down? All she was getting was a strange signal on an archaic form of communications channel that seemed to be spouting gibberish. With little else to do, she followed the road until she reached a vast collection of ruins.

No.

Not ruins.

It... it looked kind of like Mountain Glenn... or how Mountain Glenn would have looked if the Grimm had succeeded in destroying the city. She immediately drew her weapon and flared her Aura in a bid to dismiss any illusions she might have been caught in.

Her first thought was to blame this on Jihl or Jahne. They were the two people she could think of who could craft an illusion this real. But neither of them had any reason to do so, and neither of them had been anywhere near her when she’d fallen asleep.

She made her way through the strange, eerie mirror to the Mountain Glenn she knew before the sounds of battle caught her attention. She followed the Aura signatures and the sounds. Two of them were achingly familiar yet different somehow. She paused, hiding in the shadows of a crumbling building as she watched what looked like Team RWBY fight some Beowolves.

What concerned her were their weapons.

Summer Rose knew Crescent Rose and Ember Celica almost as well as she knew her own weapon. Ruby and Yang had spent countless hours honing their weapons, and they had collaborated extensively with some of their friends to optimise them to the very best of their abilities.

The weapons that the Ruby and Yang in front of her wielded were similar to but not the same as the ones she was used to. Crescent Rose, in particular, bore none of the additions that Diana had been responsible for, small but important tweaks that improved the weapons overall performance and durability. Summer knew for a fact that Ruby would never have removed those additions.

More worrying was the way Team RWBY was operating. Weiss seemed almost rebellious about fighting alongside her team, and Blake didn’t seem nearly as close to them as Summer remembered from the few times she’d seen her. And Professor Oobleck wasn’t wearing his usual outfit, nor was his weapon the one she’d grown accustomed to.

Was... was she in some kind of alternate universe?

It was a ridiculous thought, but the more she considered it... the more possible it seemed. She hadn’t understood all of the math, but Vanille had been very clear that alternate universes were not just possibilities. They were real. If this was an alternate universe, then she needed to be careful.

As much as it pained her to stay away from Ruby and Yang - even if they weren’t her Ruby and Yang - she needed to know more before she revealed herself.

X X X

Ruby had stumbled across a pair of White Fang members, As she was about to deal with them, however, the ground gave way beneath her. She managed to regain her footing on a train below the ground, but she’d lost her weapon. Just as she was about to be captured, though, there was a flash of movement out of the corner of her eye.

In an instant, both of the White Fang members went down.

Her eyes widened, as silver eyes gleamed in the twilight. The hood of a familiar white cloak fell back.

“Mom...?” Ruby whispered.

Summer Rose handed Ruby her weapon. “It’s... complicated. What can you tell me about these White Fang?”

X X X

Vanille tilted her head to one side. “Lightning, I’m picking up some kind of weird dimensional anomaly near Mountain Glenn.”

Lightning’s voice was crisp over the comm channel. “What kind of anomaly?”

“One vaguely reminiscent of Raven’s portals, but it’s definitely not one of hers.” Vanille paused. “And I really hope I’m wrong, but I can’t reach Summer anymore.”

“What?” Lightning growled.

“I keep tabs on her scroll. It’s something she asked me to do ever since she got hurt, just in case she ever needs backup again. Everything was fine until early this morning. The anomaly appeared, and then I lost the signal.”

“Where,” Lightning said. Vanille forwarded the coordinates. “Right. I’ll be there in a second.”

X X X

Author’s Notes

This is FinalRose!Summer parachuting into Volume 2 Episode 10 of canon RWBY. Yeah. It’s going to be kind of a mess. You can only imagine how she’ll react to seeing canon!Raven (kick her ass, drag her home), not to mention how she’ll react when she finds out that canon!Summer is dead and the world is basically doomed.

Yeah. Interesting times ahead.

#final rose #fanfiction #summer rose #ruby rose #oerba dia vanille #lightning farron

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uncaught-coolfish · 1 year

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ship ask (mostly rarepairs):

pyrrha x mercury

penny x pyrrha

flynt x weiss

ruby x emerald

port x oobleck

yang x neon

qrow x winter

qrow x summer

ooh!!

pyrrha x merc? interesting, I dig it

penny and pyrrha? cute… but sad :(

flynt and weiss? prolly not my thing (since. you know. weiss is a Schnee) and him and neon is my ride or die

ruby and emerald? cute! I’d ship that too

port and oob? ehhhh?? honestly don’t mind it

yang and neon? I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING UP NYANG(???????) THIS IS MY JAM RIGHT HERE SHIP

qrowin? ehhhh also not my thing

summer and qrow? don’t really ship it but I don’t hate it either

sorry if these are just really quick lol, don’t have much to say 😋 thank you for the ask!!

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sculptural-renaissance · 4 years

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Iced Coffee Week is coming up! I've been wanting to do this for ages, but I never felt like there would be enough interest in such an unusual ship to do a whole ship week. As it is, it will probably just be me clogging up your feed with cringe, which is extremely on brand, though some of my creative friends who also enjoy terrible things are considering participating.

Anyway, some certain ships are having 3 separate events this year, which is really excessive, but if they can have 3, then surely my little trash ship can have one.

I chose these dates because this is the week leading up to my anniversary, and as you know, my husband and I cosplay Oobleck and Weiss, so they are meaningful to me. My OTP, my event, my dumb, self-inserty reasons. 😎 I am hoping the prompts are sufficiently vague. If you're thinking about participating or are just looking forward to consuming whatever weird crap I generate, let me know! Since I am hosting, I am planning to repost other submissions with permission from the artist or share them, depending on the platform. The tags are #icedcoffeerwbyweek and #icedcoffeerwbyweek2020.

Special thanks to @sorinshuto for making the pretty graphic and to @slytherinslittleprincess for making the combined Iced Coffee emblem. I appreciate you both so much! 💙💚

#Iced Coffee RWBY week #Iced Coffee RWBY week 2020 #icedcoffeerwbyweek #icedcoffeerwbyweek2020 #dead dove do not eat #Iced Coffee RWBY #Weiss Schnee #Bartholomew Oobleck #Dr. Oobleck #Weiss x Oobleck #Oobleck x Weiss #RWBY shipping #RWBY crackships #what I generously refer to as art #Bev Can't Draw #Bev Shouldn't Draw #Sculptural Renaissance

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one-dumb-hazel · 4 years

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Third day of #RWBYtober ! Theme was caffeine! Thank you to wxtchy2 for fixing that prompt list 💜💛💜💛

#weiss schnee #rwbytober #my artwork #bartholomew oobleck #iced coffee #Weiss x oobleck

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dragonking10 · 3 years

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Team RWBY finds Jaune’s Scroll

Yang: GUYS GUESS WHAT I GOT?

Weiss: What is it this time Yang *annoyed that she was interrupted from her studies*

Ruby: Is it cookies?

Blake: *annoyed that she was interrupted of her fantasy of her favorite book*

Yang: Even better *pulls out Jaune’s scroll*

Ruby: Isn’t that Jaune’s scroll?

Yang: Yep

Weiss: Why do you have his scroll?

Yang: I took it while he was working out in the Gym.

Blake: That still doesn’t explain why you have it

Yang: Come on don’t you guys wanna see what to know what he’s been hiding in his scroll?

Ruby: Wouldn’t that invade his privacy?

Yang: Eh he won’t know *looks through Jaune’s scroll and stops at video which shows Jaune with his guitar* hey guys come check this out Vomit Boy has a music video

Ruby: ooh really?

Weiss: oh please like he can sing

Ruby: *slowly turns to Weiss with her trusty Crescent Rose with a look in her eyes that screams bloody murder* Wanna repeat that bitch?

Weiss felt like was staring at Death itself and felt her heart dropped in fear

Yang: woah I know you’re dating him and all but calm down sis

Blake: Let’s just watch this video before it turns into a bloodbath

Yang: ok *clicks the video*

“Italic” is Jaune singing

Jaune: I dedicate this song to my lovely girlfriend Ruby, I love you hun.

Ruby blushes like a tomato

It started with Jaune sitting on a stool playing guitar

Jaune: It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart

RWBY shocked at his manly singing voice

Yang: Holy shit

Blake: Huh didn’t expect that

Weiss is just shocked and Ruby is in a blushing mess

Without saying a word you can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when you don't say a thing

Ruby started to sigh dreamly as she starts to imagine scenarios with her and her man

The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me A touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall Yeah, you say it best When you say nothing at all

Yang: Wow how cheesy

Blake: But effective *she points to Ruby*

Ruby is staring at the screen with a huge smile on her face and they swear they could see hearts in her eyes and hearts floating around her

Ruby’s mind: I’m gonna rock his world so hard he won’t feel his pelvis for months as soon as this video is over.

Weiss is still in denial of Jaune’s talent

All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near you drown out the crowd

Ruby suddenly remembered on their walk how people was talking crap about him and calling him a failure and remembered that frown that should NEVER be on her man’s face so held him closely and noticed a smile on his face and it made her happy

Oh Doctor Oobleck could never define What's being said between your heart and mine

IN DOCTOR OOBLECK’S CLASSROOM

Dr. Oobleck: Achoo *sniffs* strange is someone talking about me?

BACK TO THE VIDEO

Jaune doing his guitar solo

Ruby could hear him sing and play his guitar all day and she could never get tired of it

Videos Ends

Yang: Huh well that was something

Blake: Yeah who knew he could sing so well

Weiss: Despite how cheesy the song was he actually sounded pretty well

Yang: Wow Weiss is complimenting people never thought I’d see the day

Weiss: Don’t push it Yang

Yang: What about you Ruby .... Ruby? *she looks at Ruby*

Ruby’s body suddenly turn red that is the same shade as her cape

Ruby: Where did you say he was at?

Yang: Working out in the Gy-

Jaune walking in RWBY’s Dorm Room: Hey guys have you seen my scroll anywhe- OOF *gets tackled by Ruby*

Ruby uses her Semblance taking both her and Jaune to JNPR’s Dorm Room quickly kicking out Nora, Ren and Pyrrha

Nora: What the fuck

Ren: O_O

Pyrrha: What just happened

They tried to open their door but it was locked but what stopped them from trying again is hearing moans and kissing in their room

WBYJNPR: O///O

Yang: I think we should leave them alone for the day

Blake: Agreed

I DON’T KNOW THIS IF IS GOOD OR NOT BUT I HEARD THE SONG AND IMMEDIATLY THOUGHT OF JAUNE SINGING THIS TO RUBY. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS POST.

#rwby lancaster #lancaster #Lancaster4Life #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #ruby rose #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #lie ren #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #doctor oobleck

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danurso · 4 years

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That's pretty D.U.M.B

Part 0 - Part 1 - Part 2

After the explosion occurred, the room was filled with a light blue mist.

Ruby: *cough* *cough* what was that!?

Yang: i can't see anything! Can someone open *cough* *cough* the window!?

Pyrrha: found it! *open window allowing the smoke to leave the classroom.

Jaune: what the hell was that?

Oobleck: no idea mr.arc *looking around the room, which is still intact, just filled with smoke* but apparently the explosion didn't damaged anything.

Weiss: *gets up, massaging her head* oww, tell that to my head. I said this was stupid, and apparently it didn't give any results.

Jaune: what the hell are you already whining about princess?

RWBY/Pyrrha: *freezes*

Ruby: jaune?

Jaune: *leaving the smoke, with a different armor on and a scar on his left eye* what do you want now reddish? I'm not in the mood to- *freezes and looks at weiss, walking her way and holding her face*

Weiss: *blushes* w-what are you-

Jaune: *with a shocked expression* what happened to your eye? What is this scar?

Weiss: *breaks free* what? Shouldn't we be asking you this? besides, don't ever touch me without my permission again!

Jaune: *confused* . . .what bite your rich ass today princess? *looks back at oobleck with a scowl* was it you with your crazy inventions again?

Oobleck: *confused* mr.arc? Is this really you?

Jaune: and who else could i be? Did you broke your glasses or all that coffee finally fucked up your brain?

Ruby: jaune. . .what happened to you?

Jaune: the hell are you talking about reddi-

Jaune: *normal jaune, leaving the smoke massaging his head* oww, was that thing supposed to throw me away like that?

Weiss: *leaving the smoke too, this weiss however doesn't have a scar and her ponytail isn't to the side like usual* *whining* oww, my head hurts.

RWBY/Pyrrha: *speechless*

Oobleck: IT WORKED!!!

Jaune: what work- *stops, staring at the other version of himself and to weiss before looking at the weiss on his side* w-wait, what? Why is there other me here!?

Alternative Weiss: *looking between the jaunes* *gasp* jaune! There's two of you!

(A)Jaune: *with crossed arms* don't tell me princess, i'm not fucking blind.

(A)Weiss: *taking a closer look at jaune, with a large smile and stars in her eyes* he's just like you! Just scraggly and without the scar!

(A)Jaune: i can see that.

(A)Weiss: *bolts to her normal version* look! This me has a scar just like yours! I look kinda cool with it.

(A)Jaune: two princesses, this probably the worst day of my life.

(A)Weiss: or the best one, imagine having two me's around.

(A)Jaune: *deadpans* it would be twice as annoying.

(A)Weiss: yeah, but you would get twice the affection. *gives him a sweet smile*

(A)Jaune: . . . *looks away with a pink on his cheeks* shut up, will you?

(A)Weiss: *grinning happily*

Yang: . . .okay, that's kinda disturbing. Why is that ice queen so nice and that vomit boy so mean?

Oobleck: it's simple miss xiao long, these versions of mister arc and miss schnee are from a world different from ours, and if you think about the infinite possibilities of the multiverse, there are probably many other versions of them besides those.

Jaune: w-wait, so he's me from another universe?

Oobleck: Precisely! The D.U.M.B worked perfectly! And thanks to it we can meet these alternative versions of you two.

(A)Jaune: what the hell are you talking about? And what is going on?

Oobleck: *ahem* i'm sorry for disturbing you two with this experiment, but this place is a dimension different from your original one.

(A)Jaune: . . .*raises eyebrow* did someone put vodka on your coffee or have you always been crazy like that?

Oobleck: i can assure you mister arc that i'm very sober and sane. *points at D.U.M.B* you see this device here? It's a dimensional and universal magical bridge, but you can call it D.U.M.B to shorten.

(A)Weiss: *snort* dumb.

(A)Jaune: *rolls his eyes* it had to be.

Oobleck: this is the device that allowed us to bring you two to our universe.

(A)Jaune: so let me get this straight, you used this weird machine to bring us here, a world different from ours.

(A)Weiss: that's so cool! it's just like that show rick and morty!

Weiss: what?

(A)Weiss: you don't have rick and morty here?

Ruby: we do! And it's such a cool show!

(A)Weiss: i know! It's one of my favorites!

(A)Weiss/Ruby: *start blabbering*

Weiss: this is. . .very disturbing.

Yang: i don't know, i kinda like nice weiss, she's just like you but probably doesn't have a log stuck up on her ass.

Weiss: who are you calling stuck up you idiot!?

(A)Jaune: i don't know which one is worse, the one who keeps shrieking all the time or the one who has way too much energy. *sighs, looking back to oobleck* when are we going back to our world?

Oobleck: you'll be back in a few moments mr. Arc, D.U.M.B has a time limit of half an hour. Meanwhile, i just wanted to know if you and ms.schnee could answer a few questions before going back to your world?

(A)Jaune: not interested.

(A)Weiss: sure thing!

Oobleck: Stupendous! So, i wanted to know if there's a glaring difference from your world compared to this one?

(A)Weiss: *looking around* hmm. . .no, everything looks the same.

Oobleck: *writing on a notebook* i see.

(A)Weiss: *looks to the group and raises an eyebrow* why is blake wearing a bow though?

Blake: *flinches and starts sweating*

Yang: she always wears that bow, even to sleep. Why? Your blake doesn't use a bow?

(A)Weiss: wait, so they don't know about. . .

Blake: *shakes head*

(A)Weiss: o-oh, *sheepishly* sorry.

Yang: wait, do you know something we don't?

(A)Weiss: err. . .no, nothing! Blake will tell everyone when she's ready.

Yang: what is she hiding? *looks at blake* now i'm curious.

Blake: n-nothing.

(A)Weiss: blake is really quiet here.

(A)Jaune: she's always been quiet.

(A)Weiss: i know, she just looks more quiet then our blake.

Ruby: so your blake is different too?

(A)Weiss: not really, she's just a bit more. . . 'Open' about herself. Everyone looks the same aside from her, well, except me and jaune of course.

Ruby: but why are you two so different? Why are you so nice compared to our weiss?

Weiss: hey! I am nice!

Yang: *cough, cough* like a punch in the gut *cough, cough*

(A)Weiss: well. . .i don't really know, i just try to be myself, that's what my dad always told me.

Weiss: wait, your dad told you to be yourself?

(A)Weiss: *smiling* yup!

Weiss: and not to be something you don't want to be?

(A)Weiss: what? No! daddy would never do that, he hates people who control their children for their own benefit.

Weiss: *shocked* . . .is your father really jacques schnee?

(A)Weiss: that's his name.

Weiss: . . .can you tell me more about your- our family?

(A)Weiss: sure! My mom is always helping my dad with his business at the emprise, my older sister winter is one of the biggest designers of atlas, my little brother whitley is studying most of the time to be a good business man like dad but he always takes some time to have fun with us, and even helps me by playing piano in my concerts, and dad is the head of the SDC, the biggest and most controversial emprise in remnant.

Weiss: controversial?

(A)Weiss: unfortunately, yes. People in atlas are selfish and try to maintain a certain 'status-quo', humans rule and faunus suffer, but my dad's emprise treats everyone the same and helps faunus that suffer to rise and have a good life, but unfortunately for us, the rest of atlas doesn't share his vision and treats him and my family terribly, this lack of respect with my family's name is one of the main reasons why i decided to be a huntress.

Blake: *eyes wide* w-wait, so in your world, jacques schnee isn't a racist?

(A)Weiss: what!? No! My father dreams with the peace between humans and faunus, he even made an alliance with the leader of the white fang, ghira bell- i mean, with their leader ghira to help them on their movement for equality, my father is their biggest supporter. Why are you asking that? Isn't dad like this here?

Weiss: no, our dad here unfortunately isn't so noble. He only cares for profits and hates faunus, probably just as much as he hates his family.

(A)Weiss: wait, what?

Weiss: he forced me to do everything he wanted ever since i was young, even used my voice to profit. My mom is a drunkard who never leaves her room, whitley is dad's puppet and is becoming just as rotten as he is and winter is a specialist at atlas military.

(A)Weiss: w-what!? dad can't be bad like that, i-it doesn't make sense.

Weiss: he is, i guess that's why you and me are so different, you had an way easier life.

(A)Weiss: wow, this sounds so sad. . .wait, does that means your version of jaune had an easier life too?

Everyone: *looks at jaune*

Jaune: err. . .yeah, i mean, my life was pretty easy if you don't count the annoying sisters and how my parents didn't wanted me to be a huntsman.

(A)Jaune: *raises eyebrow* your parents didn't wanted you to be a huntsman?

Jaune: not really, i tried to convince dad to train me when i was younger but he never let me, so i just had a normal life until my seventeen years.

(A)Jaune: lucky you, looks like you at least had a happy life.

Jaune: so. . .what happened in my life that made my like this?

(A)Jaune: i don't wanna talk about it.

Jaune: but-

(A)Jaune: *glaring at him* no buts, just zip it.

Jaune: *terrified* o-okay.

(A)Jaune: . . . *looks to the side* what do you want?

(A)Weiss: *holding his hand* come on, tell him.

(A)Jaune: i don't want to.

(A)Weiss: come on, pleeease.

(A)Jaune: i said no already.

(A)Weiss: *hugs his arm* pleeease. . .for me? *gives him a puppy look*

(A)Jaune: . . . *sigh* i fucking hate you princess.

(A)Weiss: *with a victorious smile* no, you love me.

(A)Jaune: keep dreaming. well. . .where do i start, my mom died when i was five because of a disease and since then my asshole sperm-donor raised me, he trained me to be a champion and forced me into several tournaments to make me stronger, he locked me away from my sisters so i wouldn't have any distractions during my training, said training that pushed me to my absolute agonizing limits. When i was fourteen i had enough and fought him off, but he defeated me and gave me this scar as a reminder of how weak i am compared to him, then when i turned seventeen i joined beacon where i became partners with an annoying ball of unlimited joy.

(A)Weiss: that's me!

Yang: wow. . .that's really dark.

Jaune: is dad really that bad in your world? He was always so soft with everyone that is kind of hard imagining him like that.

(A)Jaune: take a wild guess dumbass. *points at the scar in his eye* what kind of good father would do this to his kid?

Jaune: yeah. . .guess you got a point.

Pyrrha: wait, did you say that weiss was your partner at beacon?

(A)Jaune: unfortunately, yes. This idiot who never even trained before and didn't even had aura had the great idea to buy some transcripts and join beacon, i didn't wanted her as my partner but since she was aimlessly flying into her death during initiation, i had to save her ass and become her partner.

Weiss: . . .by any chance, am i retarded on your dimension?

(A)Weiss: HEY!

(A)Jaune: probably. What kind of sane person would be stupid enough to do that?

Pyrrha: this story sounds. . .very familiar.

Jaune: *sheepishly* i-it does.

(A)Jaune: who did i got partnered with here?

Jaune: pyrrha.

(A)Jaune: lucky you, different from princess here, pyrrha knows her limits.

(A)Weiss: you talk like me being your partner is the worst thing in the world.

(A)Jaune: because it is. you're reckless, annoying, stupid, ignorant, selfish, suicidal and-

(A)Weiss: and you still love me regardless.

(A)Jaune: . . . *looks away* i don't know what you're talking about.

(A)Weiss: yes you do, im talking about this. *tiptoes and kisses his cheek*

(A)Jaune: *recoils and blushes* what the hell are you doing!?

(A)Weiss: i'm giving you a kiss. Why? you wanted it to be on the lips?

(A)Jaune: like hell i would want that, princess.

(A)Weiss: hmm. . .

(A)Jaune: what are you doing?

(A)Weiss: *tiptoeing, reaching out her lips for him* waiting for you to kiss me.

(A)Jaune: i don't want to kiss you.

(A)Weiss: hmm. . .

(A)Jaune: stop it already dumbass, you're just embarrassing yourself.

(A)Weiss: hmm. . .

(A)Jaune: *looks back to her*

(A)Weiss: *still waiting for him*

(A)Jaune: *pink* . . .i fucking hate you. *leans down and kisses her.*

(A)Weiss: *returning the kiss*

(A)Jaune: *wraps hands on her waist and pulls her closer*

(A)Weiss: *deepening the kiss*

Yang: well. . .that's a scene i never thought i would see.

Ruby/Blake: *nods*

Pyrrha: *nods as well but with an way more forced and scary smile*

Jaune: *blushing*

Weiss: *red and mortified* w-what are you two doing!?

(A)Weiss: *giggles* sorry, sometimes we get lost in the mood.

(A)Jaune: 'we'? You're the one always dragging me into this stuff.

(A)Weiss: i'm not the one who drags you away after a hard day just so we can make out on a empty classroom.

(A)Jaune: *red* can't you just stay shut for five seconds princess!?

(A)Weiss: *smiling brightly* nope.

Yang: wait, wait, wait, are you two like, dating?

(A)Jaune/(A)Weiss: no/yes.

Weiss: h-how is that possible!? What do you even see on this idiot!?

(A)Jaune: *glaring at her* i made my mind, you're the one i hate the most.

(A)Weiss: what's there not to see on him? I mean, yeah, he is always being mean to other peoples but thats cause he had a rough life, the real jaune buried under all that anger is really kind and sweet. He was the first person that believed that i could be a huntress, he teached me how to fight and picked me up whenever i thought about giving up. *hugs his arm* he was the first guy that loved me for who i am and that's why i love him so much. *looks at him* Right?

(A)Jaune: *looks away, face totally red* speak for yourself, i don't know what you're talking about.

Weiss: i can't believe you. . .how did that even happened!?

(A)Weiss: you mean how we got together? Well it was during the ball at beacon, neptune invited me to go but i refused.

Weiss: YOU WHAT!?

(A)Weiss: i refused. *pink* i was hoping that a certain someone would invite me.

(A)Jaune: hmph.

(A)Weiss: but well, things didn't went like i wanted and i went to the ball alone. I stayed there for some time but gave up and went to the rooftop to take a breather, that's where i found jaune.

(A)Jaune: yeah, i was enjoying the peace and the silence until you showed up.

(A)Weiss: *chuckles* He was being grumpy because he heard neptune inviting me and thought i had accepted.

(A)Jaune: i wasn't being grumpy because he invited you, i just hate that guy's guts.

(A)Weiss: we cleared some things up and i invited him to dance a bit, we danced on our own for some time and talked a bit, he complimented me for the first time ever since i met him and even admitted that i was someone important in his life *with a wide smile and rosy cheeks* i was so happy that i gave him my first kiss without even thinking about it.

Yang: aww, that's so cute.

(A)Jaune/Weiss: *red* SHUT IT!

Weiss: that's enough, we don't wanna hear anything else about this!

Yang: speak for yourself ice queen, keep going nice queen!

(A)Weiss: well. . .i was a bit scared at first but when he kissed me back i got a lot calmer, we kept kissing for some time and things got. . .a bit out of control.

Blake: *very interested* what do you mean with 'out of control?'

(A)Weiss: *red* err. . .well, w-we got a bit carried away and kept kissing until we were back to our room, and when we got there we did. . .*ten times redder* couple stuff.

Weiss: wait, so you just went and slept with him like that!?

(A)Weiss: yeah. *sheepishly* i know someone's first time should be something we think about carefully, but on that day all i could think of was how happy i was that jaune was my first. *hugs his arm* and until this day, i never once regretted that decision. *smiles at him*

(A)Jaune: *red* t-that's enough! *turns to oobleck* how the hell do we go back to our world!?

Oobleck: all you need to do is place your hands on the D.U.M.B or wait for the thirty minute mark. But before you leave, i still have some que-

(A)Jaune: fuck your questions, we're leaving princess.

(A)Weiss: sure. Just give me a moment. *goes to weiss* can i talk to you for a second?

Weiss: what do you want to talk about!?

(A)Weiss: wait. *holds her and drags her to the farthest corner, away from the group*

Weiss: what do you want?

(A)Weiss: i just needed to know, are you and jaune dating?

Weiss: W-what!? No! And we never will!

(A)Weiss: i see, i think i understand now.

Weiss: good thing that you understand, now please leave.

(A)Weiss: you like him.

Weiss: *blushes* i don't like him! I hate him!

(A)Weiss: *chuckles* you're just like jaune when i first met him. He was closed, distant and very cold with everyone, and he said he hated me all the time, but that was just him trying to keep his guard up, trying to protect his damaged heart from even more damage.

Weiss: what are you talking about?

(A)Weiss: what i'm talking is that just like my jaune, you're putting up barriers and keeping people away to avoid getting hurt, but maybe you don't need these barriers to be up all the time, maybe all you need is to let in someone who can help you heal.

Weiss: let me guess, someone like arc.

(A)Weiss: maybe. I'm dating jaune for awhile now and despite he still being much like his older self, i can't see myself being more happy with anyone else that isn't him. I know i might be biased but seeing that the only difference between us is that our roles were inverted, i think you wouldn't regret being with someone like jaune. Just think about it, didn't you ever noticed anything that jaune may have done just to see you happy?

Weiss: well. . . *gets a small flashback about the ball and neptune telling her everything jaune said*

(A)Weiss: sooo?

Weiss: i-i don't know, nothing comes to my mind. And look, i don't care what your reasoning is, i am not going to date arc.

(A)Weiss: well, i can't force you to do anything really, but if you can, just give him a chance *with a sincere smile* i know you won't regret.

Weiss: *sighs, rubbing her temples* if i tell you i'll think about it, will you go away?

(A)Weiss: sure thing!

Weiss: then i'll think about it, just please leave me alone.

(A)Weiss: okay, see'ya then me! *goes back to the group, joining jaune and hugging his chest* missed me?

(A)Jaune: no.

(A)Weiss: i missed you too my archangel.

(A)Jaune: *pink* didn't i told you to stop using this stupid nickname?

(A)Weiss: *chuckles* oops, sorry.

(A)Jaune: *sigh* let's just leave for god's sake. *places hand on the D.U.M.B*

(A)Weiss: *also places her hand on the D.U.M.B*

They both slowly start to get surrounded by a light blue aura, just like when jaune and weiss first used it.

(A)Weiss: bye everyone, It was really nice to meet you.

Yang: same, it was really good to see how weiss would be if she wasn't always on her period.

Weiss: YANG!!!

(A)Weiss: and weiss!

Weiss: *looks back at her* what?

(A)Weiss: just one chance, i promise you won't regret.

Weiss: i already said i'll think about it, i'm not going to make any promises.

(A)Weiss: that's already good enough, bye me!

Weiss: goodbye.

(A)Jaune/(A)Weiss: *vanishes*

Blake: well. . .that was something.

Jaune: i-it really was.

Ruby: weiss?

Weiss: yes?

Ruby: what did you and the other you talked about?

Weiss: well. . . *glances at jaune for a moment before looking away slightly* i-it was nothing okay? just something stupid.

Ruby: oh, okay.

Pyrrha: so, what do we do now professor?

Oobleck: we continue with the experiment of course! Meeting these alternative versions of mr.arc and ms.schnee was interesting but there are a lot of questions that need answers!

Weiss: i-i'm not going to use that machine again!

Oobleck: you wouldn't be able to use it even if you wanted ms.schnee. The D.U.M.B can't be used by the same person twice in a row, that rule goes for everyone except mr.arc of course!

Jaune: okay, but why does this machine needs me so much to work? You said i'm some kind of axis but why-

Oobleck: I DON'T KNOW AND AT THE MOMENT I DON'T CARE MR.ARC!!! RIGHT NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE QUESTION YOU SHOULD BE ASKING!!!

Jaune: a-and it is?

Oobleck: *grins and looks at the girls* which one of you is going next!?

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #white knight #whiteknight #rwby white knight #weiss x jaune #weiss schnee #ruby rose #blake belladona #pyrrha nikos #bartholomew oobleck #jaune x harem #colorguard #That's pretty D.U.M.B

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Could we see a Blake yandere story I’m a sucker for knightshade

Oh boy! Here I go making RWBY Yandere stories again!

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Anonymous asks: Let’s play a game called “Cat and Mouse Bunny”! (RWBY)

Blake (writing out “mouse”): Hmm~.

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*Jaune is reading a comic in the library*

Jaune (reading): “Y-You’re a monster! Why’d you kill all of these poor folks?!” “Oh, deary! It’s because they were all standing in between with their constant nagging and questioning and dragging us to unnecessary dinners and meetings that we don’t have any say in! Murdering all those pests was absolutely necessary, honey!” “G-Get away from me!” “Deary, do you hate me? Well...that’s too bad. Because you don’t have a say in this~! Ahahahahahahahaha~!”

*Blake is watching Jaune from a distance, with heart-shaped lust in her eyes*

Blake (swaying her hips): My knight...my bunny...my prey~...

Jaune (closes the book, shuddering): Brrrr! That was a scary story! I sure hope something like this doesn’t in real life. But then again, it’s fiction! Life can’t imitate fantasy! And besides, if something like this DOES happen, then the police can handle this with no issue whatsoever! *Puts the book away, gets up, then walks off*

Blake (licking her lips): That’s what you think~...

*4 hours later...*

*Blake, who’s wearing an all-black bodysuit that covers everything except for her eyes almost like a ninja outfit, has her and her clones slowly dipping a tied-up, blindfolded, and muffled Team CRDL into a pool of fire*

Cardin (muffled): Mmmph! Mmmmmmmph! *Shaking his head* MMMMMPH!

Blake (glaring at Cardin): You hurt my bunny. Trash like you don’t deserve to exist. I’m not doing this because of all the hurtful and racist things you’ve done against faunus, I’m doing this because those who hurt my Jaune can BURN!!!

*The clones dip the bodies inside, and all four members slowly start incinerating until they turn into ash. The clones let go of the ropes and disappear*

Blake (smirking): Hmhmhm~...good riddance... *Hears someone coming into the room, then quickly escapes*

*Glynda and Oobleck enter the room*

Glynda (fanning herself): Sheesh. Is it hot in here or somethi- *Sees a fire pool* What in the world?! *Uses her power to put out the fire*

Oobleck (looking inside): Huh?! Did somebody throw bodies inside here or something?

Glynda (shocked): W-What?!

*2 hours later...*

Ruby (freaking out): T-TEAM CRDL’S DEAD!!!

Weiss/Yang (shocked): What?!?

Blake (walking in): What’s with all the ruckus?

Ruby: Cardin...his team...dead!

Blake (nonchalantly): Really? Oh. That’s a shame.

*Team RWY give her a weird look*

Weiss (shocked): A couple of students had just died and all you could say is “What a shame”?!

Yang (creeped out): That’s a very disturbing thing to say, Blake.

Blake (rolling her eyes): Fine. Let me rephrase that if that bothered you so much. *Sarcastically* What?! Oh my! Team CRDL’s dead?! How scary!

Ruby (worried): B-B-Blake, you’re scaring me.

Blake (glaring at her): Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll only end up wasting your life. *Leaves*

Weiss (nervously): Sheesh. What’s her problem?

Yang (patting Ruby): Maybe she’s just in a bad mood. She’s probably going through something that ruffles her fur.

Ruby (hugging Yang): Yeah...I guess you’re right.

*4 hours later...*

*Teams RWY and NPR are all tied up, muffled, and blindfold against a giant tree by Blake’s clones*

Ruby (tearing up): B-Blake! Why are you doing this! W-What have we ever done to you?!

Blake (with empty eyes): I’m sorry, Ruby. But I’ve got my priorities.

Ruby (struggling to get out): A-And looking out for your team isn’t?!?

Blake (holding up a drug-induced needle): No offense, but you guys are fodder at best. *Injects her with the drug, and Ruby starts to feel sleepy*

Ruby (falling asleep): Blake...please...n-no...

*Both teams start to fall asleep, then Blake notices a bunch of Grimm appearing out of the woods, and start approaching the tree*

Blake (running away): Have a wonderful nap, guys...a nice, long nap.

*Blake runs back to Beacon, barges into Team JNPR’s room, but sees that Jaune isn’t there*

Blake (grinning): Oh, my little bunny~...wherever could you have gone? *Searches everywhere, but only finds his hoodie* Ooh~! *Takes off all her clothes, puts on the hood, and starts sniffing like crazy*

Jaune (hiding in the closet): Pleasedon’tfindmepleasedon’tfindmepleasedon’tfindmepleasedon’tfindmepleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASEdon’tfindme!

Blake (still sniffing): AAAAAAAHHHHHHH~!! It smells better than I imagined~! *Eyes roll to the back of her head* Haaaaaa~! *Falls asleep happily* Mmm~...

Jaune (peeking out): Okay, good. She’s asleep. *Slowly sneaks out towards the door, then unlocks it* Yes! I made it!

*Blake wakes up, sees Jaune with glowing amber eyes*

Blake (grinning): JAUNE~!!!

Jaune (immediately books it): Nonononono! *Starts running, and Blake gives chase*

Blake (panting heavily): Dummy, you can’t run!

Jaune: Y-You’re a monster!

Blake: Jaune, that hurts me more than anything! I will have to teach you some discipline!

Jaune: You’re not teaching me anything!

*A few minutes pass as Jaune enters the library and blocks the door*

Jaune (panting): O-Okay...I should...be safe in here.

Blake (quietly, in the shadows): Hmhmhmhm~...A bad decision, my adorable, yet dense little bunny...

*A Blake clone holds Jaune in a Full-Nelson position*

Jaune (freaking out): AGH! Let go- *gets muffled* Mmph! Mmmmmph!

Blake (holding up the same needle): I think you need a nap. *Drugs him*

Jaune (falling asleep): You...won’t...get away...with...this...

Blake (giggling): Oh, my silly little knight...I’ve already won.

*Blake drags Jaune to a cabin far away from Beacon and the woods*

Jaune (waking up): Agh...wha...?

Blake (laying on top of him): Good morning, my knight!

Jaune (freaking out): AAAAA-

Blake (putting a finger on his mouth): Sssshhhh...sssshhhh...sssshhhh...don’t make me drug you again.

Jaune (scared): W-Why are you doing this?

Blake (smiling): Is it not obvious? It’s because I love you! I love everything about you! So much so that I wanna rip your pants off, shove your “sword” into my... *giggles* ...”pedestal”, and make lots and lots of kitties with you!

Jaune (baffled): WHAT?!?

*Blake licks his neck and cheek*

Jaune (shuddering): Eek!

Blake (fawning): You belong to me, and ONLY to me. Beacon, our so-called “friends”...they’re none of our concern anymore. This is our new life now, my little bunny~! We’ll never have to deal with these sort of problems ever again~! *Gives him a Cheshire Cat Smile with lustful eyes*

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