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#Well....JSchlatt as a father figure
lemmilemura · 1 year
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Father Figures
I have too many, so I might as well. (Note: this will not include my actual father because I really do not care abt him)(Note 2: That's probably why I have so many of these)
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Mr. Saguaro (Pokémon Scarlet/Violet)
My trainer looks like she could be his daughter, and he teaches cooking, so he became dad.
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Acnologia (FairyTail)
Made an OC his daughter once and it just stuck.
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Jin Bubaigawara / Twice (BNHA)
Again, made an OC that was like his daughter and it stuck, but also kinda wierd cuz I also have an OC for him... we don't think abt it
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Adrian Crevan / Undertaker (Black Butler)
Again from an OC (most of these are)
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Free (Soul Eater)
Again OC
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JSchlatt
No idea how this happend, just did. Maybe cuz we have similar humor or smth? Idk, but idc
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Moon Carver (Genshin Impact)
Again, OC
And I think that's it. Imma update if any more need to be added. Feel free to judge me. I don't really care.
See ya
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miffybnuy · 2 years
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system help ;; vent
so hi, im dirk (or angelo (i think)) im a homestuck fictive, obviously. and im having trouble with knowing if im the bodys core or not as well as having extreme identity issues. 
i dont feel like im dirk enough, i dont feel like how i should be. i feel like i should be more like source, more like how im supposed to be. not to mention, i always felt like im connected to the body since we found out we were a system. tho theres a lot of things that dont add up
context:
when the body was 13, our father committed. this is how we formed to become a system and we determine this as fact. tho, there was an alter who came out of dormancy a long while ago (who went back into dormancy later on) who didnt know our dad had passed, and this led to him having a breakdown and rambling about how much he had missed him, almost like he knew our dad personally. 
im disconnected from the event, though i always figured that was due to trauma reasons. i do remember things that happened after our dad passed, but very little things before that, as does almost everyone here. but i remember naming the body when we transitioned, if it wasnt me who did that, who else was it? not to mention, i identify with the bodys age, because i came to the conclusion that i was the one who owned the body first and foremost. i also looked exactly like the body in headspace before i knew i was a partial fictive. but tord, the fictive i mentioned earlier who seemed to know our dad, was still strange to come across. we were obsessed with eddsworld in 5th grade, 2 years before the incident, we also had an obsession with tord to a sort of strange amount. so it would entirely make sense if tord was the core. he was there before we started splitting. so would tord be the core? but IM the one who is the center of the system, being the person everyone surrounds and cares for and chooses to accommodate to. we all collectively use the name i chose, being angelo, dress how i want when we leave the house, all use my chosen pronouns in public, etc
so what is it? can anyone give me any sort of hint or help me out or give advice? because that would be very much needed atm
note that i will delete this soon, mostly because im in the middle of an episode and will most likely look back on this and cringe /lh
- dirk (he/xe/rot/plur/🌈/cyber/heart/⚔️)
[DNI proship/comship, anti mogai/xenos/neos, transmeds/terfs, jschlatt supporters, dsmp supporters, endos/tuplas and their supporters, kink/gore/18+, pro ed/thinspo, yandere blogs and yandere supporters]
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almostdeath · 3 years
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Some thoughts about Glatt. We already know that he is very similar to the normal JSchlatt, but I still want to imagine what could have been.
For example:
• Glatt also has memory issues. It can be debated that he probably forgot everything that he regretted...
•this leads to an almost entirely memory loss.
• At some point he even questions his name, since he can't remember anything from his childhood either.
• This means that he doesn't even have people, who he could visit to get answers, because he doesn't even remember anyone and doesn't remember...which answers he would possible want besides of "Who am I".
•Mostly he just stays at his own "grave" that he found by accident. He knew that it was his because of the deformed picture.
• He assumed that he wasn't really liked since nobody really visited the grave.
• But at one day, he finally sees someone there and can't believe it...because this person actually seems familiar...fox ears...ginger hair...if only he could remember the name.
• This person started a monologue. Something about being confused...and not knowing what to think of everything...Glatt just stayed in the near...not letting himself to be seen.
• After the young boy left, the ghost just stayed and hoped...that soon this person would return...maybe he could even show himself this time...
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griffintail · 3 years
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I had this idea, I dunno if it’s dumb or not, but I figured if anyone knew it would be you! Y’know, cause you seem like you know way more than me about all these mcyt guys and gals? Anyways, I saw that a lot of people headcanon that Shlatt was Tubbo’s dad, and seeing all those dad!Shlatt AUs gave me an idea:
What if after Shlatt’s dead, after things have settled, after Tubbo becomes president and spends most of his time cleaning up the messes and mistakes Shlatt left behind- he discovers he wasn’t Shlatt’s only child. He finds handwritten letters in Shlatt’s files from a distant village, all of them fairly recent, asking him for child support money, or asking him to take “his mistake” with him. But the last letter Tubbo finds is a typed one informing Shlatt that the woman who sent all the previous letters has died, and that he has 1 month to come collect his child, or they’ll become a ward of the state; it’s been roughly 2 and a half weeks since that letter arrived. How would Tubbo react to all of this, and more importantly, would he take on the responsibility of becoming his new sibling’s guardian?
I don’t know how I became the person to come to for this lol. I hope you enjoy!
The Girl with the Horns
Pairings: Brother! Tubbo x Child! F! Reader
Warnings: Mentions of emotional abuse, Implied Buillying, Swearing
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        Tubbo looked up the old White House building, taking a deep breath before going in. Inside, he immediately scrunched up his nose at the familiar smell of alcohol and cigarette smoke.
        “Damn it, dad.” He muttered under his breath before starting to clean up the building.
        He said he’d clean the building out himself as his father was the one who trashed it and now was that day. A lot of his presidency was cleaning up Schlatt’s mistakes before he even ran the rest of his new country. He sighed as he put another empty bottle in a trash bag. Schlatt had really lost it running things.
        Slowly but surely, Tubbo was able to get the White House to a much cleaner state. He was now in the main office and was searching the drawers for his father's inevitable “secret” booze stashes when he found some handwritten letters tucked in the very back of the drawer. Frowning, Tubbo took them out and saw them all addressed to Schlatt.
        Sitting down, Tubbo read the letter on top and his eyes went wide, back going straight as he reread the words before him.
        I want money for this child you helped bring into this world!
        A child?
        The rest of the letter was talking about asking for child support and Tubbo was floored. Quickly, he read the next letter and it was much of the same, demanding Schlatt to take responsibility.
        “Holy shit…” Tubbo muttered. “I got…I got a sibling?”
        He made his way through the rest of the letters, his heart clenching when the woman writing the letters called his poor sibling a mistake or made stabs at Schlatt.
        Then the last letter was a lot more formal. It was stamped with an official seal and dated. Schlatt had opened it as told by the broken seal but had obviously also put the letter back without a care after reading. Tubbo’s breath hitched as he read the letter though.
          Dear Mr. Jschlatt:
        We are sorry to inform you Miss Trentha has passed in an accident.
        Behind, she has left a five-year-old (Y/N), of which in our records has your name on her birth papers. We will give you a month’s time to make a decision; after, we will have no choice but to send (Y/N) to become a ward of the state.
                Tubbo quickly looked at the date of when the letter was sent.
        “Two and a half weeks!” Tubbo exclaimed as he jumped up. “Shit! What should I do?”
        He looked around the office he had spent time cleaning trying to process everything at once, words failing him. In a few short moments, he had found out he wasn’t an only child, that Schlatt hadn’t even looked back at this girl or her horrible mother, and that the sibling he just found out about was going to become a ward of the state! Schlatt had at least been kind enough to Tubbo to let Philza raise him but this child going into the adoption system…
        “I-I got to run L’Manberg. There’s so much to do.” Tubbo ran a hand through his hair as he panicked.
        But then Tommy’s words echoed in his head.
        You can’t become the next Schlatt.
        Schlatt was obviously going to let this child fend for themselves, Tubbo couldn’t be his father. He had to at least meet them. With a new will, he gathered around his friends, and with reassurances that they had L’Manberg covered, Tubbo set off on a horse to the village. It was a good three-day journey, so he’d only have roughly a week left to make his decision of what he was going to do.
        Coming to the village, Tubbo took a deep breath as he stared at it. What was she going to be like? She probably didn’t have the best raising based on the letters that the mother sent. Tying up the horse outside the main hall, Tubbo went in, going through the various processes to prove that he was indeed Jschlatt’s child and proving that his father was dead.
        After, they took Tubbo to a home where a bunch of children were outside playing but there was one that stood out among them and it wasn’t because she was sitting alone. It was because she had tiny horns on top of her head that were just starting to come in. Tubbo put a hand on his horns that were just starting to curl without thinking.
        “That’s (Y/N).” The man that led him here nodded to the little girl.
        “She’s five, right?” Tubbo asked.
        “Yes. She’s not very talkative, but you can introduce yourself to her.”
        Tubbo had few guesses why she didn’t want to talk. He went over, a few of the other kids were pointing at him. (Y/N) was using a stick to push images in the dirt, looking up when a shadow got in the way of the sun. Tubbo smiled when he saw her surprise when she looked up at him, he sitting next to her, wearing his casual wear rather than his suit.
        “Hi. I’m Tubbo.” He introduced himself to her.
        (Y/N) was silent as she stared obviously at his horns. “You have horns…”
        “Yeah, I do. I’m a ram just like you.”
        “Really?” She met his eyes now.
        “Mhm. I, uh, I actually knew your dad because he was my dad.”
        She shifted as she looked back at the ground. “Daddy was a bad man.”
        Tubbo winced, putting a hand on his neck. “Why do you say that?”
        “Mommy use to say that.”
        “Ah. Well…dad wasn’t the greatest, I agree. It wasn’t nice for him to leave you alone.”
        The little girl was silent and Tubbo tried to think of a subject change.
        “Do you like drawing?”
        She nodded. “Mommy wouldn’t let me use paper but I like drawing in the dirt.”
        “Oh…do you…have any friends?”
        She put a hand on one of her little horns and he immediately understood.
        “I get it.” He smiled gently, putting a hand on his horn. “I didn’t have a lot of friends until I met my best friend Tommy. I’m sure you will find some friends.”
        His heart melted as she gave him her first small smile. “I hope so.”
        He sat with her just talking away, the time passing so fast without either of them knowing as they talked. He felt like he learned so much but so little about her; yet, he loved every moment sitting with her. She had to go back with the other children of the orphanage but within a few hours, Tubbo made up his mind. He couldn’t leave this little girl with everyone else; he’d take her back to L’Manberg.
        So, in the morning, Tubbo put on his suit to be professional and he did the paperwork before waiting for them to bring (Y/N). (Y/N) came in timidly and Tubbo smiled gently as he crouched in front of her.
        “Hey, so, I don’t want to leave without you, would you like to come with me? I can introduce you to a few of my good friends.”
        “…They’re all nice like you, right?”
        He chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck. “Yeah, a few of them are pretty nice.”
        She looked around but nodded. “Ok.”
        He grinned as he stood up. “Then I’m going to take you back to my home.”
        They got the few things that she owned and Tubbo put them on the horse. After, Tubbo changed into more appropriate riding clothes before getting on with (Y/N).
        “Alright, here we go.” He muttered before getting the horse to go.
        Off they went to L’Manberg, Tubbo making sure they had shelter each night. It was a bit stressful for Tubbo on these few days. He had gotten used to not eating every day but he had to remember now to make sure (Y/N) ate. He also had to remember this was boring as hell for her so he tried his best to make little games as they galloped along. There was a point he went off on a bee tangent for half an hour after spotting one and pouted to himself when he saw (Y/N) had fallen asleep against him but he kept an arm wrapped around her so she didn’t fall off.
        As he got back to L’Manberg, he huffed as he saw Tommy and Fundy arguing as Quackity was laughing, Ranboo standing to the side awkwardly. Yeah, that’s how he expected his cabinet to act with him gone. He tied up his horse, grabbing (Y/N)’s things before taking her hand as he walked over to them. As the pair went over, (Y/N) hide behind him shyly.
        “Guys!” Tubbo called.
        “Tubbo! Tell this furry bitch—” Tommy started.
        “Oh, fuck off Tommy!” Fundy shouted back.
        They started having another go.
        “GUYS!” Tubbo shouted, making (Y/N) jump with the rest of the group. “I have someone for you to meet, so can you shut it?”
        Tommy spotted the little girl peeking out from behind Tubbo, noticing the horns first.
        “Holy shit, she has horns like yours.” Tommy went around Tubbo.
        “Yeah, this is (Y/N), she’s my little sister.”
        “A sister?!” Tommy looked at Tubbo surprised.
        Tubbo nodded. “I adopted her.”
        “I’m sorry?”
        “It’s a long story but I’m back and I’m got to bring her to my house,” Tubbo told them before walking off, feeling the little girl squeeze his hand tighter, probably getting overwhelmed.
        They got to Tubbo’s house and he looked around.
        “Er…You can have my room. I’ll need to make you a room.” He smiled at her.
        “Ok…thank you.”
        He patted her head between her horns. “I couldn’t leave you behind sis. Let’s get you settled in and I can make us some steak. Sound good?”
        She nodded.
        Tubbo knew it would be stressful learning to take care of another human while he had to run a nation but he had his friends to help him. He hoped he could do all this right.
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hangezoeenthusiast · 3 years
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Papa
Part 2 Part 3
let me know if you wanna be tagged please. this will be a series
fem!daughter!reader
word count: 1,855
person: c!schlatt, c!quackity, c!karl, c!sapnap
warnings: parents, cursing, yelling, orphans, cigars and alcohol mention (btw these are the warnings for now)
synopsis: you were loved, you were cherished, then someone left, and other people replaced that person, and you didn't like that.
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Your biological parents threw you out of their home because they couldn't care for you. You were at least at the brink of 2 years old when this happened. They put you in a little stroller and took you to an orphanage. "Miss Jessica's Home For Orphans", it was a stupid place, but the place got you fed, and clothed.
On some fortunate day, you were going to get adopted. Quackity his name was. He came in, and asked for kids 2-6. "Those ages are easy to maintain", he thought in his head. He was contemplating whether or not to get a child of his own. He was lonely, no one to love, no one to care for. So Miss Jessica called everyone 2-6 years old to come.
With help from a older person, everyone 2-6 came downstairs. Quackity looked at everyone, and wondered which child he would bring home. Then he looked at you. you looked so adorable, so cute. He asked you, "Hey kid, what's your name." "I'm Y/n, how are you." you smiled at him with barely any teeth. He pulled you gently off to the side, "Hey kiddo, do you want to come with me to my house?" "Yes Mr." you answer.
You were glad to go to Quackity's house, you never had any love from anyone.
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(Spongebob theme) 8 years later
You were 10 years old, living happily with Quackity. 8 years ago, he came to the orphanage and picked you up, ever since, you were showered with love and care. But there was one thing, you never called Quackity dad. You would just call him Alex or Quackity.
“Hey Quackity, what’s for lunch?”
“Ummm, some pizza with wings, buffalo right?”
“Yeah.”
Quackity felt bad, you never and did call him by dad, or any parental name. “Hey kid, can i talk to you about something.”
You put down your water, “Yeah, what’s up?” “So lately I’ve noticing that you have been calling me by my name?”
“Are you uncomfortable with me using your name.” you asked. “No, no, but it’s kinda weird, since, yaknow, I adopted you, and I’m a parental figure in your life, so maybe if you would call me dad or another parental name that would be cool?”
“Ohh, the only reason I was calling you by your name because I thought you were uncomfy with me calling you dad?”
“Oh thank goodness, I thought I did something wrong.” he sighed out.
"Could I possibly call you papa, since you-" he cut you off by hugging you. He squeezed his arms around you really hard, 'YES, YES, ANYTHING."
So after that, you would call him papa or dad, and sometimes use his real name.
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6 years later, you were 16. The election happened, the calling out of the votes, Coconut2020 coming in fourth, which was last, who was lead by Fundy and Nihachu, Schlatt2020 coming in third, lead by Jschlatt, Swag2020 coming in second, lead by Quackity who is your papa and Georgenotfound, and Pog2020 coming in first lead by Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, and Tubbo. Also the sudden announcement of Schlatt2020 and Swag2020 polling votes, and the speech by Schlatt stating that Wilbur Soot and Tommyinnit were no longer citizens of L'Manberg now turned Manberg.
You were surprised, you didn't know that your father with add his votes with Schlatt's. So immediately after Wilbur and Tommy got banned from Manberg, Quackity and Schlatt called you and Tubbo up to the stage. "HEY YOU TWO, COME UP HERE." Schlatt yelled at you both. You both were reluctant to go, Schlatt was scary, his ram-horned self.
"It's ok Y/n, you're ok." your father told you. You stiffly went up the stage with Tubbo. "Tubbo, I want you to be the Secretary of State, and Y/n, I want you to be the First Lady, since your dad is the Vice-President." Schlatt demanded you both to be.
You didn't really want to be in a position of power. You were happy with living with Quackity, in L'Manberg, with no place of authority over anyone.
"Are you sure Schlatt, I mean, I suck at authority." said Tubbo. "Yes, I'm sure, I'm totally sure."
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You were doing some paperwork for Schlatt when Tubbo came into your office, "Y/n, Schlatt and Quackity want you in their office."
"Ok, I need to finish this paperwork for Punz, he needs-"
"They said it's urgent."
"Fineee." you got up from your chair, "Thanks Tubbo, by the way, can you finish the paperwork, if you aren't busy."
"Yeah sure Y/n, just hurry up, they are really acting crazy in there." he jokingly stated. "Trust me, they're doing nothing."
You went out of your office, and walked all the way to Schlatt's. There, you found Quackity and Schlatt sitting together, talking about some random presidental shit. "Hey, what you guys needed me for?" you asked. You were desperate to go back to your office, still not used to this place. "We need to tell you something." they synchronized.
"Okkk, so what?"
"Umm, well Y/n, meet your new dad." you gaped at Quackity, then Schlatt repeatedly.
"NOPE."
"NEVER."
"WHY HIM."
"HE SUCKS ASS."
"HE SMELLS LIKE CIGARS AND ALCOHOL, WHY WOULD YOU WANNA DATE SOMEONE WHO SMELLS LIKE THAT."
You rambled on and on until Quackity covered your mouth to stop your obsequent talking, "Calm down mi quierda, first of all, it's not your choice, he makes me happy, I make him happy, and lastly, he smells great."
"YEAH I DO, YOU TELL HER BABE, I DON’T STINK." Schlatt yelled across the room.
“But why him, like there is multiple other people who is better than him.” you whined.
“Ok kid, I like, no love him, he loves me, why can’t you be happy with that.” Schlatt told you irritated.
“But-”
“No buts, just please be supporting of us, please mi amor?”
“Fine, doesn’t mean I like it.”
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After that little argument you had with Schlatt and Quackity, you finished leftover paperwork so there wouldn’t be a pile of it when you came back to the office the next day.
You heard a knock on the door, and told them to come in. To your surprise, annoyingly, it was Schlatt, holding up your favorite hamburger from McDonalds. “Hey kid, what you doing?” he asked you.
You didn’t respond to him, trying to stay silent and finish the paperwork. “Your dad told me your favorite meal from McDonald’s, yaknow, as a present I guess.”
You still ignored him. "Kid, I know you don't like me, I wouldn't like me either if I found out my dad was dating-" you interrupted him, "It's not that, I want dad to be happy, it's YOU, you don't deserve his love. Do you understand Schlatt?"
He put his hand on your knee, "I know, I don't deserve him, I'm not trying to replace anyone in your life, I just want to make Quackity and possibly you happy."
You blankly looked at him, "Ok, that was a good statement, but if you hurt dad, I will make sure you live the rest of your life feeling like shit."
"We got a deal kid, you accept this partnership between me and your dad, and I'll won't break his heart, deal?"
You shook his hand, "Deal Schlatt."
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"Hey kid, we're going out to a date, you want anything from outside?" Schlatt knocked on your door to your room. You were reading your favorite book when Schlatt interrupted your reading process, "Nah, have a good date."
You were kinda accepting Schaltt dating Quackity. You didn't like their PDA though. It was absolutely digusting, but it made your father happy. "Hey babe, what you doing in here?" Quackity appeared at the frame of your door. "Nothing, just talking to little ol' Y/n, isn't that right?"
"Yes, don't call me that though." "Ok then, you ready babe?" asked Schlatt. "Yeah, Y/n, don't do anything stupid while me and Schlatt are gone." You rolled your eyes, "I'm not going to do anything stupid papa, just have a great night with Jcum." "HEY, DON'T CALL ME JCUM."
"Love you both." you got back into your book, not knowing that the both of them were shocked.
Those three little words got both of them gaping at you. You didn't like Schlatt from the beginning, and you were saying to him "love you"? "What did you just say mi amor?" "I said love you both." you didn't know that those words were significant to Schlatt.
He wanted your approval of dating Quackity, since you are his only daughter. "HOLY SHIT, YOU SAID LOVE YOU TO ME, TO ME." Schlatt leaped with joy. "Don't take it too serious Jschlatt, you kinda warmed up to me these past weeks." you smirked.
He walked to your bed, and hugged you with all his might.
"Schlatt."
"What are you doing?"
"You are squeezing me too tight."
"I can't breath right now, let go of me."
You squeezed out, he was crushing all the oxygen out of your body, "Sorry, Y/n." he shyly spoke, rubbing the back of his neck. "Schlatt, we have had a lot of arguments, I didn't like you, still kinda don't right now, but you are actually a good person, and I actually, not fakely, approve you to date my dad."
Schlatt ran out your room screaming repeatedly, "YES, LET'S GOOO."
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Quackity was out doing some random things for Schlatt, while you were cooking Schlatt's favorite food. Since last week you declared that you were actually ok with their relationship, you actually got comfortable with Jschlatt being near you.
It was a teasing relationship, you guys making fun of each other when the other did something wrong. To kinda celebrate the event, you were making food. You heard the door open, and there Schlatt was in his presidential suit. "Hey Schlatt, what's up?" you questioned while mixing the pasta in the pot.
He took of his jacket, shoes, and tie, looking stressed, "Nothing kid, just stresed out" "About what?" "Tubbo needs a lot of items to get something for me, but I don't have them." he sighed. "What does he need?" "He needs stupid netherite, the only thing I don't have in hand." "I actually have some, I could give it to Tubbo." you stated. "Thanks kiddo." "No problem Schlatt."
"Anyways, food is going to be ready in an hour."
"Thanks, I'll be in my room."
"Ok dad." He stopped in his tracks, "What did you just say to me." "What do you mean?" "Y-you just called me dad." he stumbled on his words with unbelief lacing them.
You smiled over your shoulder, "Maybe I did, maybe I didn't, who knows?" "You actually consider me to be your dad?"
"Well yeah, you're nice to me and papa, you take care of me, you love me, so why not?"
He hugged you from behind, "Thanks kiddo, I'll receive this announcemet with honor," he jokingly stated. "No problemo dad, just go take a shower, you stink." "NEVER." he wrapped his arms around you as much as he could.
(This is the end of this first part, this is my first time making a series, let me know what you think)
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Lullabies
Based off @rae-writes smp Parental smp series , so please please look at their account and fics. Most importantly I give them credit for the parental thing so please check them out their wonderful being. Also your like a very young child and I put irl songs besides there names.  I hope you enjoy 
Dream smp parents x gn child (lullaby) 
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DREAM - you are my sunshine 
You would have a really hard time going to sleep because how anxious you’ll Get over your father as he’ll get busy with work. George and Sapnap tried there best to help but nothing was working they tried giving you a bottle , plushes anything but no budge. You eventually started to cry which alerted Dream who was working on maps and the next plan against l’manberg. He finally decided to take a break and head over to your room as the two left the room. Dream gently lit up a candle and picked you up cradling you in his arms the soft bright green fabric around you. He sat in the rocking chair , gently rocking you and softly singing , comforting best he can, until you stop crying and fall asleep in his arms. Once you fall asleep he didn’t realized how tired he was and fell asleep in the chair holding you protectively in his arms. George and Sapnap later found out and took pictures of it as it was too cute not too.
QUACKITY - (along with Sapnap and Karl) recuèrdame 
It’s quite chaotic having three parental figures but to them you were there pride and joy. However you were sick and wasn’t feeling so good which worried all of them , especially seeing you have a hard time falling asleep and it was hurting their own sleep. ““Guys I’m really worried “ Sap says looking at others as Karl gave y/n medicine in there crib exhausted . Then quackity has a idea , walking out the room grabbing his guitar and walks back in y/n’s room. “  Guys, I have an idea maybe singing a song might help.” Karl perks up at the idea and nods ““that’s a good idea.” Quackity sat down on a chair beside the crib as they lowered the lights softly singing the song in Spanish. Karl and sapnap noticed it tiring you out and quietly hi five each other as you fall asleep much to the relief of all three of them. 
RANBOO - once upon a december
““Mate, have you tried giving them a pacifier or like song to calm down?” Ranboo perked and never thought of that . He thanked Phil and rushed off back home and sit on his bed , pulling y/n out the carrier. And hold them in his arms gently holding them and softly singing a song. Until sleepy enough he gently puts them in crib and left worked on his panic room. 
Ranboo was very new to the whole parenting thing and was pretty anxious of it all , he knew it was a lot of responsibility. And he wasn’t the best person to do this but you were his he couldn’t ditch you. He was getting used to it all, Philza would help him and give him tips and such considering he raised 3 boys. One day ranboo was doing some errands with y/n and being really fussy and not calming down no matter what he tried , he eventually ask Philza what to do. 
TECHNOBLADE - you will be okay
Having a new baby was difficult since he already have 3 rowdy boys , Tommy was proud he can be the big brother as he loudly proclaimed it. Techno was excited but wasn’t so hectic about it , and Wilbur was gushing over the new sibling. The boys surround Phil as he sat down holding the new baby wrapped in a bird theme blanket. “ Now, now I’m much as excited as you are boys over the new baby okay, but just becareful alright? “ Phil exclaimed as they sat down beside him the baby moving lightly. “ Sure thing big man! “ Wilbur perked up “ We’ll help you! Right techno?” The pink hair nodded in agreement wanting to read them Greek mythology when a toddler. “ well can you make dinner as I handle this for me?” Phil asked worried. The three boys nodded and rushed off as Phil stood up smiling softly singing to baby as he walked to their nursery. 
Being the child of ‘the blade’ has it perks and downs but the loud winds of the blizzard against the window was scaring you a lot and just being fussy and whimpering. Which obviously alerted techno who was brewing potions and quickly walked into his room with your crib beside his bed. He sighs in relief and gently picked you up in his rough big hands , so tiny and fragile in his arms, slowly walking downstairs. Sitting in his scarlet chair beside the fire gently rocking them softing singing to them. He gently fixed the baby blanket around them and kept them close to his chest to hear his heart beat. Once you were asleep he finally relaxes into his chair still holding onto you as he rest. He gently messes with your pink hair,“Sleep well my princess/prince.” 
PHILZA - (SBI) dellas moon lullaby
JSCHLATT - youll be in my heart
Who thought the con/business man himself have kids? Surely not? Well infact he does he has two along side tubbo he has y/n who he cares for deeply. He doesnt show them off out of fear and just for there safety. He isnt the best dad and he knows , he drinks and gambles which is a no, having to ask phil to give him some advice etc. But even so with his tough exterior and asshole attitude he deeply cares for his little rams as he sings them to sleep. Kissing them ontop on their heads goodnight.
WILBUR - everything stays
When fundy was still a toddler , he didn’t expect to have anymore children well he was wrong. He now had a new baby along his country and toddler son. It was very stressful but seeing how happy fundy to have a sibling made him happy. He would spend his free time tuning his guitar with a rocker and fundy playing with blocks as he plays songs for his children. It helps a lot with nap time as it calms them down and gets them sleepy. But they were so cute he couldn’t complain about it sadly Tommy has rushed in with no warning yelling startling both awake crying....not fun times...
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artdev · 2 years
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I’m probably gonna get attacked for this lol
Tommy Character Analysis
From a sane yet angry child
The character of Tommyinnit is one of the worst characters on the entirety of the Dream SMP. Yes, the other characters have their flaws, and they have all done some very horrible things, but Tommy has continuously made bad decisions. These decisions have done nothing good for himself and have caused suffering for the other members of the SMP. In this essay I will provide reason to the fact character Tommy fucking sucks and every other character, yes including Dream, are so much better and have redeeming qualities to their characters. I will give a disclaimer: this is about THE CHARACTERS not the CONTENT CREATORS
Tommy’s First Days on the SMP
Tommy’s first day on the SMP was the last day of peace that server would ever see. From the get-go Tommy did nothing but cause nothing but problems for the original people on the server (Dream, George, Sapnap, Bad, Sam, Ponk, Callahan, and Alyssa) which resulted in a ban from not only from Dream, after refusing to obey under his exile he was put in, himself but also from George. The bans were lifted but everything spiraled from that point on. Tommy was the spark that started the disc war. This was a war that spanned over a series of months because Tommy would not stop killing Dream, so in return Dream confiscated tommy’s discs as a punishment, it was Dreams server, so he was not going to let Tommy go around causing problems without consequence.
Quick history
L ’Manburg
L’ Manburg started out as nothing but a drug caravan, started by Wilbur and tommy, would grow into a large country separated by large black walls keeping everyone out and let only a select few in. After a war Tommy did the only selfless thing, he would ever do in his whole time on the SMP. He gave up one of his discs for L’Manburg’s independence, after losing a dule with Dream. In all this tommy keeps up his thieving and antagonizing ways.
The election
The election was Wilbur’s attempt to regain power and respect within his country, there were multiple parties, POG 2020 (Wilbur and Tommy), SWAG 2020 (Quackity), Schlatt 2020 (JSchlatt). POG 2020 was the overall winner but was beat out by 1% by Schlatt and Quackity who had formed a coalition. With Schlatt as the president and Quackity as the Vise President the country is changed to Manburg, the walls are torn down, and Tommy and Wilbur have their citizenship is revoked and are banned from Manburg.
Pogtopia and Manburg v Pogtopia
Pogtopia was the ravine that served as a base for Tommy and Wilbur after the election. This is when techno (my fuckin beloved) had joined and sided with Tommy and Wilbur with the promise of chaos and war. With techno on their side, they start to build up and prepare for war. The war between Pogtopia (with the old residents of Manburg) and Manburg (pretty much everyone else on the server). The war ended with Schlatt having a heart attack in the remains of the destroyed drug van, Tubbo becoming president of Manburg, followed by Wilbur blowing up the country, with assistance from techno, and his grand death at the hands of his father.
Exile
Tommy was sent into his third exile by Tubbo after Tommy once again was causing problems for Tubbo and the new L ’Manburg. Tommy was sent thousand and thousands of blocks away from the greater SMP and he was not allowed to return unless he wanted to die. After spending months in exile with Dream coming by every day and taking Tommy’s things, and tommy almost taking his last canon life, tommy had escaped exile and went to the closest place he could go. Tommy set up a base under Technoblades retirement home and was soon discovered by Techno. Despite Tommy stealing Techno’s items and just being a annoying ass bitch, Techno let Tommy stay. With the help of techno tommy was able to sneak in and out of L’ Manburg.
Final L’ Manburg War
After a confrontation in the remains of a now destroyed community house, Tommy had sided with Tommy, another declaration of war, with Dream and techno going to blow up L’ Manburg. Tommy planed with the other members to gather resources to face off the most powerful people on the server. In the end L’ Manburg lost and was destroyed with nothing left but a sizable crater in its place.
The end of the disc war and drams imprisonment
The end of season two of the SMP was the end of the disc war, after tommy and Tubbo meet up with Dream at the top of a large mountain, where the three fought to get the discs. Dream eventually leads the two brits to a bunker where Dream had been collecting the attachments on the server, like Tommy’s cow henry, Ghostbur’s sheep Friend, and open slots for other pets and Skeppy. While Dream was going to kill Tubbo he was stopped when the entirety of the SMP, lead by Punz, came through the nether portal that led into Dream’s base. They surrounded Dream and caused him to surrender, and landed him in pandoras vault, a large prison built by Sam under Dreams request. Whist Dream has been in prison Tommy has visited a few times and has done nothing but was nothing but an annoying child to an already suffering man. During what was supposed to be Tommy’s last visit he ended up being locked in the cell with Dream due to a potential security breach in the prison, meaning tommy was stuck with Dream for what was only supposed to be a week. Tommy was stuck with Dream for more than a week, like was stated in the terms and conditions of the prison, this extended time alone with Dream was bad for the both of them and it led to tommy losing his last canon life. Tommy was revived by Dream three days later and was freed from the prison shortly after, now out and full of fresh trauma.
Present events
After being revived and released back into the world tommy swore that he would kill Dream. As of tommy’s most recent lore stream there was an attempt. Tommy armed with invisibility and fire res pots, under the cover of Ghostbur paying Dream a visit, snuck into the prison to kill Dream. When tommy finally go to Dream’s cell, he got to trigger happy and took out the axe to soon which ended in tommy being caught by Sam and left Ghostbur stranded with Dream on the other side of the lava. Now that Dream had Ghostbur he would be able to bring Wilbur back and that exactly was happened, Wilbur is now back and as crazed as ever with 13 and a half years of isolation on top of that.
Tommy and His Trauma
I will not ignore Tommy’s trauma, nor will I downplay what he’s been through, cause truly been through a lot. That being said his trauma should not be used as an excuse to blow off what he’s done, if one is going to do that you better danm well not go around and ignore others trauma. Tommy has been through some horrible things, his exile, Dream’s manipulation, being beat to death in prison then being revived, losing not only a brother figure but also a place he called home, as well as the manipulation from Wilbur, these things can really do some damage to a kid or an adult. Tommy though uses his trauma to excuse any wrong thing he does. There are characters on the SMP with similar trauma, Jack Manifold was the first character to come lose all his canon lives but he came back out of spite, both Tommy and Jack went through something similar. Jack, however, doesn’t use this trauma to make excuses for being a massive prick. Jack uses what he’s been through as motivation, while it’s one of his motivations to do something bad, but he doesn’t use it as a hindrance. Now let’s look at someone has experienced the same things as Tommy, Tubbo, Tubbo went through almost everything Tommy went through plus more. Tubbo was manipulated by Dream, saw his country get blown up TWICE, hell he had to mourn the death of his best friend on TWO SEPREATE OCCASIONS, he was killed by someone he thought he could be trusted, was manipulated as well as verbally abused by Schlatt when working in his cabinet. Tubbo has gone on to build his own little town, start a family, he had run a country pretty danm well and created NUKES. Tubbo doesn’t let what happened to him hold him back from doing great things or keep him stuck in his old ways, Tubbo was able to break from what he originally was, a side kick, and has done wonders.
Tommy and His Relationships
Keep in mind this is not about whether Tommy cares about people it’s about how he acts and how that affects others. Tommy cares people so I cannot shame him for that, but despite that he still causes problems for said people.
Tommy and Dream
Tommy and Dream have never gotten along, anyone with fuckin eyes can see that from a mile away, they are always at each other’s throats and always butting heads. Dream is normally pretty levelheaded, until Tommy comes around. When Tommy was trapped in the cell with dream that was bad from the start, but the extended time was even worse. Tommy has always been an aggressor towards Dream, during the war for L ’Manburg when Dream was meeting with Wilbur, Tommy lashed out at Dream and put the independence of this new nation on the line to try and fight Dream. Now on to more recent examples, Tommy’s death. When Tommy was trapped with Dream in the cell Dream was pretty stand offish, if anything he was excited at first, being stuck in a cell with no one to talk to is pretty fuckin lonely. That excitement was sure to be short lived. Tommy is quick to start antagonizing Dream, hitting him, hurling insults at him, and just being all around unpleasant, Tommy would also take things like Dream’s clock and books and throw them into the lava just to upset him. Tommy also killed the one thing in prison that Dream had, a cat that he named hope, another thing Tommy took away just to show “what happens to things you care about”. All these things would build up over time which lead to Dreams burst of anger and caused Tommy’s death.
Tommy and Technoblade
Time to get absolutely PISSED. Techno was never a person to Tommy, he was just the Blade, a weapon to be used till he was not needed. Ever since Techno first logged on Tommy though he had scary dog privileges, getting mad at techno for when he went and assisted Wilbur in the destruction of L ’Manburg when techno had made it clear he was not a fan of government. After Tommy had fled from his exile he went to hide under Techno’s home without Techno’s knowledge, before he was discovered by Techno, he would steal from him and use them in useless ways, such as decorating his hidey hole with gold blocks or how he stole Techno’s gapples and ate them when he didn’t need to, practically wasting them. Once he was found by Techno, Techno let Tommy live with him despite being a leach, he let tommy eat the gapples, and even assisted in getting tommy in and out of L ’Manburg, he even hid Tommy from dream and lied to one of the most powerful people on the server to keep tommy safe. Techno was very patient with Tommy and what does Tommy do? He goes around and goes back to Tubbo, the man who exiled him in the first place, actively backstabbing Techno, and when him and Dream team up and destroy L ’Manburg for the second time he has THE GULL to get mad and shame Techno for it, it’s fucking awful.
Tommy and Tubbo
Tommy and Tubbo are great friends, I can’t lie about that, but he still manages to make shitty decisions that affect him. When Tubbo was president of the New L ’Manburg Tommy started causing trouble, all starting when he (and Ranboo) burned down George’s house, forcing Tubbo to put his vice president under a probation. Even after being put under the probation, he still caused problems. Tommy made Tubbo choose between the safety and freedom for his country or his best friend staying, in the end it was tommy’s fault for being casted into exile, he just wouldn’t behave and follow the rules. He also constantly pushed Tubbo’s trauma to the side to put a spotlight on his own, making him the center of attention, ignoring someone who’s supposed to be his best friend. Now, I will say, he did do something good for Tubbo, during the final disc confrontation he gave Dream the disc’s they were fighting so hard for in return for Tubbo’s safety, I have to give credit when credit is due.
To The C!Tommy Apologists
I know people are going to come after me for this, to any Tommy apologists reading this, please just can it /nm. In canon tommy is about 20 something? You can’t keep using “Oh HeS a ChILd!’ CC!Tommy is a child. Yes, I understand he’s traumatized, so is every other character on the SMP, he isn’t special. Also, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE US DREAM APOLOGISTS ALONE. All your arguments are so similar and you all thing dream, who is obviously mentally ill, deserves the everyday beating which is incredibly fucked up. Now I know not ALL Tommy apologists are like this but it is a lot of them, regardless of what dream did, he does not deserve to be rarely fed and he does not deserve the constant torture. Also please stop wit the whole ‘dream is obsessed with tommy’ shit, I can’t remember the tag for it at the time of writing this, but it is the creepiest thing I’ve seen and everyone portrays dream to be some yandere stalker and its just not poggers to be honest, and it comes off as very predatory which is ALSO not poggers. To any tommy apologists friends I know IRL this is not directed at you and just know I love y’all.
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geminisync · 3 years
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Fundy and Ranboo, they are right yet wrong. Same yet different. They still care for each other, but how long will that last? Forever? A long time? Or when one of them mess up in their upcoming talk?
The streams this time were- I’m screaming. My Funboo dynamic, no </3. But I’ll be talking about that and Niki and parallels too.
So Fundy’s finally had an epic arc, him getting rid of the supplies caused the entire Lmanburg side to be underprepared, and Techno did strike early.
And I completely can see where his arc of insanity came from, he was neglected when he first war began. He was looked over in favour of others, he was never chosen even though he deserves it. Then Wilbur pulled that button room thing, and Fundy’s and his last exchange even after Fundy revealed he had been spying for them all along was that Wilbur despised him.
And then he died, and when Ghostbur came into play, it just rubs salt into the wound.
Schlatt was someone he respected, but along the way he did things that Fundy considered unforgivable.
People who he thought of as mentore or father figures constantly leave him, two of them died. Eret forgot to adopt him, Philza chose Technoblade, which was a bit justified considering Phil didn’t know Fundy for long enough to build up attachment.
He was never heard, even though what he always did had great impact, it was overlooked. And after hearing Ranboo’s words, and probably also the fact that Fundy didn’t want to be against someone he cared so much about (“I can’t live without you.”), he forged his path, and decided that everyone should suffer the way he had.
But when they talked and argued, Fundy saying he wants to be with Ranboo in my opinion isn’t him picking a side, it’s him picking people.
It’s him picking Ranboo.
But neither of them realized this, Ranboo spoke that being alone is the way to go, but Fundy knows how that went for him, he’s been through it enough, he wants people, he doesn’t want to be alone. And it’s clear Ranboo doesn’t want to completely be against Fundy. But when he calls him a coward, it hurts, because Fundy probably knows it’s true, he wants to be with the people he cares about even if it means he’s on the losing side.
Because he cares about Ranboo the most.
When they left the call, after Ranboo got sorta adopted by Phil, he mentioned he needed to talk to Fundy soon. And Fundy, he too wanted to talk to Ranboo.
Picking people creates sides, teams, so it’s not too different. It’s just you have more to fight for, you have more reason to defend. Fundy picking Ranboo was picking a person, not picking his side. But again, neither realized this, and if they did, or if it was phrased better, then they wouldn’t have such a painful argument. Especially the fact that Fundy was quiet throughout the majority of it because he was a bit unhinged and realised Ranboo was in a fragile state and probably didn’t want to hurt him further by contributing his argument.
Something rarely seen with Fundy, because even though he is seldom heard, he speaks his voice in arguments he feels strongly about. The pet war with Sapnap, confrontation with Ghostbur. During the entire group up after Dream went and sided with Techno during the festival stream, in things he feels passionate about especially when arguing about them, he makes his opinion loud and clear. But at that time with Ranboo, he stayed mostly quiet, even though afterwards, he admitted he was both right and wrong. Both of them were.
Fundy was Ranboo once, Coconut2020 was neutral, friends with all, and that didn’t turn out well. Which was why Fundy was so adamant on making Ranboo understand. He’s been there and been hurt, he doesn’t want Ranboo to experience the same.
Ranboo felt bad because he felt he was too mean and too harsh on someone he knows has been through a lot. He was there for him when Dream misspoke George, he knew of the daddy and abandonment issues Fundy experienced which was why in his campaign plan the day he joined, there was a point to give Fundy a new and better dad.
Fundy was worried because Ranboo wanted to be completely alone and he knows how that would end up because he’s been there. He doesn’t want Ranboo to be depressed. He also wants to clear up what he means, but he worries about Ranboo being depressed more.
They care for each other, even after such a huge argument. They still care.
The lines,
“I can’t live without you” -Fundy.
“I can’t forget him, I can’t forget Fundy.” -Ranboo
It still shows true even after today because they care for each other.
Also, something else, Fundy’s perfectly ended TWO streams in the same day.
“I’ll see you in an hour~” ending really shows that he really has lost his mind.
“Wilbur, he needs to be alive again” ending shows that he doesn’t want to end up and stay alone. And maybe Alivebur before the war might fix it.
Didn’t most use to say Tommy and Tubbo were the parallels of Wilbur and Jschlatt? Then Big Q became the parallel of Schlatt.
But we were still wrong on one end, and we should’ve seen it coming earlier. At least since the TNT factory stream.
Fundy was the parallel of Wilbur.
Niki’s villain arc was because she was always ignored, brushed aside, she did her best, it just wasn’t seen or heard. Like Fundy, but her main motivation was to be heard and seen and not ignored again. With her sweet and fierce character personality, especially sweet and kind, I didn’t really see this coming. But I’m glad, because I really wanted to see her in the spotlight.
Just as Fundy burnt down the flag, Niki burnt down the tree.
Coconut 2020, the Drywaters duo, finally snapped.
As for Eret, I don’t know how he reacted much but I know that he was adamantly fighting the withers. But did he still maintain the ideal that the rest must learn their lesson and suffer? Or did he switch again? I’ll have to watch his VOD later on.
I thoroughly enjoyed this, and Fundy amassed 150k over viewers for a 45 minute stream?!?! And that entire 45 minutes was filled with roleplay?!?! You go king! He really popped off today. So did Niki and Ranboo!
Without facecam, he concentrated more. You could hear him laughing through tears. It wasn’t anyone else laughing, no, it was Fundy.
Ranboo’s acting was perfect and heartbreaking as usual. The two of them, it crushes the broken heart pieces to dust.
In the end, picking people, Niki still picked Puffy when she saw her in danger, Fundy picked Ranboo, and Ranboo joined a side, but if the talk goes well, it’ll be likely he’ll pick Fundy.
They both want to talk, one wants to apologise and hear him out, one is worried for him.
Tldr:
- Fundy got 150k viewers without raids or anything. POG and congrats to him!!!
- Ranboo, Fundy and Niki especially popped off.
- Fundy’s arc was a subtle build up, Niki was a bit of a surprise.
- what they did, greatly impacted the battle.
- Ranboo picked a side, Fundy picked people (Ranboo). It just so happens, the side Ranboo picked is probably on bad terms with Fundy, and the person Fundy picked is with people he is on bad terms with.
- Funboo dynamic is broken and hurt. Coconut2020 has snapped. Misferns is in shambles, Eret pick up your children.
- Fundy is the one who parallels Wilbur, and I guess we saw that too late.
-Give us Funboo Cogchamp PLEASEEEEE. Especially after today.
Pick people, not sides, will still lead to sides. Being alone is a side, it’ll lead to more sides. Picking people is a side.
Give Ranboo and Fundy an Oscar! They broke my heart. And Ranboo, if you read this, please both of you (Fundy and Ranboo) don’t hurt each other anymore.
Ranboo picked a side, Fundy picked people. They are opposites of each other.
Same, yet different.
Right, yet wrong.
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snowsanji · 3 years
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more dad!schlatt hcs:
(this will be following immediately after my first hc list you can find here) 
- phil awoke to the ringing of a door bell. he opened the door and saw an asleep tubbo with a stuffed bee next to him. there was also a post it note on the bee. 
‘phil. ive got some things to take care of. i cant look after tubbo anymore. please take care of him for me. ill miss him a lot but its for the best. -schlatt’ 
‘oh schlatt. why?’ phil asked, looking out to the night sky. he picked up tubbo and brought him into their spare room. he tucked him in and stayed up the rest of the night, thinking about how he would break the news. 
- it was a little rough at first. tubbo wouldn’t speak to people, it took him days to eat anything. he would sit, bee in hand, at the window, looking out hoping to see his father return. but eventually tubbo came out of his shell. he started playing with tommy more, spending less time waiting for schlatt to return. over the years he seemed to forget, adopting phil, tommy, techno and wilbur as his new family. and then things changed. l’manberg happened, and with it was the election. and with the election, came schlatt. 
- at first schlatt didn’t recognize tubbo. his hair had grown out, covering the horns, so schlatt had assumed the names were just a coincidence. but then, as tubbo and he started to spend more time together, schlatt noticed something. 
“hey tubbo, what’s that on your jacket?” 
“oh this? it’s a bee pin. fundy got it for me. bees are my favorite animal.” 
“cute.” schlatt dismissed. maybe the names weren’t just coincidence. could this be...schlatt’s son? after all these years, tubbo finally came back to him. schlatt’s eyes widen and he excused himself, walking back to the white house solemnly. 
“the plan for tomorrow must continue. traitors must be made an example of. even if he’s my...son. goddamnit he’s my fucking son! i can’t kill him. i finally got him back. but he’s betraying me, and i can’t allow that. he needs to...go. but not by my hand.” 
and so the events of october 16th played out. tubbo looked into the eyes of his father and begged for his life but schlatt didn’t waver. technobalde carried out the order and tubbo was taken care of. and the two never made contact, once again slipping apart. 
-tubbo was in the camarvan, alone. he heard a ghostly whisper behind him, echoing inside his mind. 
“tubbo....” the whisper called. the voice seeming so familiar, but tubbo couldn’t quite put his finger on it. 
“hello? is someone there?” tubbo asked. 
“it’s me tubbo....” the whispers replied. “your father...” 
“phil?” 
suddenly, a figure materialized before him. wearing a blue turtleneck, horns a top his head, was jschlatt. 
“i try so hard to make a fun dramatic entrance and this is what i get.” schlatt shook his head. 
tubbo stared at him in shock and horror. “you...you’re dead. i saw you die right in front of me. and what’s this about being my father?” 
“hey, what happened to your face?” schlatt floated forward, hands gesturing to the scars lining tubbo’s face. 
“don’t you remember? when you tried to kill me?” tubbo spoke sternly. 
“kill you? why would i do that?” 
“can we please backtrack. are you....are you my dad, schlatt?” 
“of course i am. where else would you have gotten those glorious horns from?” 
“so you- you left me. you dumped me at phil’s house cause you didn’t want me.” 
“no that’s not it.” 
“than what is it?” 
“i...i can’t remember. i don’t think it was a good memory.” 
“well at least you felt guilty for that. unlike murdering me publicly.”
“no i don’t remember that either. tubbo, i really only can remember you.” 
tubbo looked down. he didn’t say anything for a while. 
“we’re going to ask phil. i’m getting to the bottom of this. come on...ghost schlatt? should i just could call you ghost schlatt?” 
“you could call me dad?” 
“no way im not there yet.” 
“glatt works then. just combine ghost and schlatt.” 
“alright then come on glatt. were going to visit phil.”
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karlsluvr · 3 years
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- ,, STARCROSSED⌇·˚ ༘
c!wilbur x gn!reader
type: fluff and maybe a little angst i guess? i dunno just kinda sad
warning(s): death, forced killing, manburg-pogtopia war stuff, drunk schlatt
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The Manburg-Pogtopia War, a destructive and heartbreaking day for all. Lots of old artifacts from the manburg-pogtopia war were lost due to one drunk ruler, the passing of another, and explosions after explosions of almost everything in the country that once stood.
The grief took a toll on everyone from their lost houses and items, to the three, mostly amazing some would say, maybe about two of them and not so much the third.
It was heartbreaking seeing the once blossoming country take a turn for the worst with Schlatt as their emperor, some said even his vice president never even agreed with him. Although, Schlatt did take a liking to them, them becoming his strongest confidant.
That day brought upon the deaths of all of the higher rules of the badly fated country. First with the death of Emperor Schlatt, all of the people knew one day his drinking would get the best of him, just was some horrible timing in the middle of a war.
The next death to fall upon them was from ex-President Soot, blowing up his own country and forcing his own father to stab him, some saying the guilt got to him, others calling him a mad man.
The final death was Y/N. Their death remains a mystery, some saying they got caught in crossfire after Technoblade and Dream went in a rampage, but the odds of that were slim seeing as they were on Techno and Dreams side and nobody there had been able to recall seeing them after the explosions. It had affected their best friend Karl Jacobs and the one and only Philza Minecraft the hardest.
Karl spent days and days trying to figure out their death, although he did abruptly stop and never speak about the death aspect of them ever again. Philza, never had said much about them dying, he only expressed such sadness for a good period of time for Wilbur and them from that day forward.
One day, tucked away deep in the ruins a chest was found. The chest was so obviously meant to be hidden somewhere, it was so well covered in even the rubble it was a shock to find. It was full with hand written letters, pretty dried flowers in almost all of them, and little bits of memorabilia from the wars and two L’Manburgian uniforms, one being seemingly untouched and unused.
Although those letters, they weren’t just any letters. They were love letters between the late Wilbur, who had been seen many times since the big war and loss as a happy ghost, and his apparent lover, Schlatt’s right hand, most trusted person in his drunken mind. Although, these letters could confirm all the suspicions that really nobody enjoyed JSchlatt’s ruling.
The letters, dating back since the election, Wilbur’s Revoking of citizenship, showed the two speaking in secret for long before and up until both of their deaths upon that dreadful day.
Ghostbur was intrigued by these newfound letters, and as technically the rightful owner of them he got the letters, reading each and every letter over and over again.
He didn’t remember writing or reading any of the letters prior to seeing them. But, how happy they made him reading them now was higher and even incomparable to the happiness friend caused for him and any other he had felt
Although, he hadn’t seen a pretty ghost, he had heard of one who had roamed the flower fields by Kinoko Kingdom, and he had hoped that maybe, just maybe those fragile dried flowers might be pointing him to them, and that just maybe he could feel the happiness and love he read in those letters for himself.
Star crossed lovers they were, but maybe in the afterlife they will have another chance.
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 3 years
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this post but it's jschlatt instead of wilbur soot, and i kinda expand a bit
everyone who wants schlatt back
connor
everyone who doesn't want schlatt back
tommy
wilbur/ghostbur
unknown but I'm suspecting may want schlatt back
tubbo (optimistically believes in his redemption)
quackity (don't get me started, despite being engaged he clearly still has lingering feelings for big guy)
ponk (expressed heavy value for the structure and relative peace in his leadership and was one of the few who recognized schlatt's death was his own undoing; yes he is tied to the resurrection arc, though the egg did take him)
unknown but I'm suspecting may not want him back
dream (i don't think he cares about schlatt enough to see him as necessary for any resurrection plans)
techno (man's only memory of him is a dictator who also peered pressured him to do things he didn't want to do)
niki (he treated her poorly during the Manburg era; even if she had no idea about resurrection plots, she would be against this)
unknown
karl (karl's impression of glatt in the haunted mansion is still pretty vague in nature)
ranboo (doesn't know enough about schlatt to have strong opinions about him)
phil (he hasn't met schlatt, but i feel he'll be aligned to someone who can convince him the most)
fundy (schlatt was a father figure to him as well, but clearly feels just as complicated about their relationship as he feels about wilbur)
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the-fandomwriter · 3 years
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people are really shaming tubbo apologists on twt rn
tubbo’s just a kid left to run an entire nation where everyone he allowed into the cabinet constantly undermines, ignores, laughs at, or reprimands his every decision. tubbo is just a kid who was pulled into a high position of authority with no help, no pointers and no guide.
all tubbo ever wanted was peace. he never wanted wars or conflict or exile. he wanted new l’manberg to be their new beginning. he wanted to be able to run the nation alongside his best friends and create a place that would bring honor to wilbur’s name and bring happiness to its residents.
but in an instant his cabinet mates are willing to turn on him, to yell and scream and lecture and question his authority. no one respects tubbo because he’s a kid, a kid who just wants to live a normal life with tommy, his best friend, but can’t because tommy needs to get back his discs, and will do whatever it takes to do so. even tarnish the name of new l’manberg forever just to get a chance at holding them as his own once more.
and now tubbo’s painted as the bad guy, the “new jschlatt” all because he’s a misguided child who has strong morals and goals but can never be taken seriously because everyone thinks he’s incapable of getting the job done right.
he exiled tommy because he knew that they couldn’t win against dream. even if they got techno involved, dream and techno together could manage to burn l’manberg to the ground. techno still can’t be trusted, and dream is too strong for them to fight. tubbo knew that exiling tommy was the only way to ensure l’manberg’s safety as well as tommy’s. but as with every decision tubbo makes, he gets reprimanded and shamed and shouted at.
so yes, i’m a tubbo apologist because he’s a fucking sixteen year old running a country with no prior knowledge of how to do that, no aid or help in figuring out the ins and outs of being a president. he still cares about tommy, of course, he couldn’t just stop caring about his best fucking friend.
but i’m also a tommy apologist, which people seem to advocate for more, probably because tommy is supposed to be our protagonist, the one whose always fighting for the right cause, no matter how insane it might seem.
tommy is a child too, a child brought up during war times, raised with the idea that anything is okay during war, murder, arson, robbery. he was raised in anarchy.
tommy’s fought so many battles and yet he’s still so young. he knows the horrors of war as much as some of the oldest members of the server. he’s seen it all, literally.
tommy watched his older brother die at the hands of his father. he had his own eldest brother turn on him and threaten to kill him for being a hero. he’s had his best friend exile him with little (shown) remorse. he’s forced to coexist with the ghost of his deceased brother who barely remembers the things he had done when he was alive.
through it all, tommy keeps fighting, because that’s all he’s ever known. he survived wars and betrayals and losses and victories. he flourishes in the chaos, and goes mad during the calm. that’s why he cannot bear the times after war, when new nations are supposed to bud and blossom and grow. because he’s only know destruction and conflict, so he makes up for it by griefing houses and public buildings, creating tension between nations and causing problems that his friends get tied into resolving.
he’s a sixteen year old boy, raised through war and tyranny. a sixteen year old boy who has been exiled twice, assumed a traitor by his best friend, mocked and punished and hurt by those he loves. tommy is a fucking child who just wants to be happy for once in his goddamn life, and he thoroughly believes this can be achieved by getting back his discs. so that’s all he wants, and will stop at nothing to win them back.
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starofroselight · 3 years
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When I'm writing DreamSMP characters I follow an unofficial code or doctrine of sorts, and I figured you guys might want to know it.
I've very purposeful with my separation of characters and content creators to the point I separate them more than the creator often does. It's important to me as a creative that I am respectful to those that have inspired me; not everyone feels that way, and that's okay, but respect is what I prioritize.
Other than using their speaking patterns, I'll avoid real-life or Twitch persona gimmicks. The only thing I consider when taking direct inspiration is: did it happen in Minecraft
For instance.
Wilbur Soot has a bit where he joined Phil's stream to talk about eating sand. Yes, this is technically a Minecraft bit if you don't think about it because Phil is playing Minecraft, but first and foremost this is a Wilbur Soot bit. He was using the game to bring up that he the person had done, and the joke was rest on him, real life Wilbur Soot
The same applies to the anteater bit. That's not a C!Wilbur and C!Tommy moment, that's a Phil Rocket League moment where he called two friends over a wild joke.
The only exception I personally made with my rules is the "Wilby" moment between Tommy and Wilbur. While it does happen in Minecraft, and they are playing characters, it's so obviously not acted. It's not a C!Tommy bonding moment with President Wilbur Soot, it was a real life slip-up.
That is what makes it so sweet. I'm glad I got to see that moment, but it is not for my consumption.
What is for my consumption?
Jschlatt and Wilbur smoking "kelp" blocks in Wilbur's videos. Because it's a bit, I can easily slip C!Schlatt and C!Wilbur into that scenario.
In the same vein, Business Bay murdering the SMP Earth admin over and over again. It was a running joke they had, killing god, and it opens up some good character possibilities.
And if you as a reader never considered these divorced in your mind before, I call you to reflect on why that is.
I've noticed that people have started to merge specifically Philza Minecraft and Phil together. And it worries me. Phil already fosters an intense parasocial relationship as part of his brand. While during roleplay he will specifically point out the boundary: ("Philza Minecraft did not receive an invitation.") He refuses to point this bond out on streams where viewers call him dad because, well, it's a brand. It's an image. To point it out would be to lose support, which directly ties to money. This appears a cynical reason and I'm sure it's one of many, but this is the area we are in regarding characterization.
But he's not your father, he's not Wilbur's father, he's not Tommy or Technoblade's father. He's a talented Minecraft player who is an important part of the community, but he is not family.
Philza can be a Minecraft immortal, a god, a father, an Angel of Death. He can be family.
Philza moment? Stabbing his son. Not a Philza moment? Talking about his wife.
A quick rehash as a TLDR; separate events that happen in the game from the creators, see if it makes sense from a character standpoint, always be critical of why you're characterizing 'x' as 'y'.
I find this mentality keep me and my fanfic writing within healthy boundaries
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Giving the entire Dream SMP stupid ass one-word nicknames (re-done post-War 11/16 lmfao)
Dream: The God, The Demon, The Kingmaker
++The God of the Church of Prime, the Dreamon. Kingmaker self explanatory. Also he server owner, so had "god powers".
GeorgeNotFound: The Assassin, The Gatekeeper, The Unaffected
  ++He called himself an assassin during the Election "arc". Usually the one who whitelists people on the SMP (Gatekeeper). Thoroughly unaffected by mortal squabbles.
Sapnap: The Arsonist, The Opportunist, The Destructive
++He likes to kill and burn things. Sides with the strongest. All negative nicknames but it's a vibe, ya know. He seems to like his role as mildly involved shit disturber.
Callahan: The Silent, The Squire
 ++He never talks. Also he's now King George's squire, apparently.
awesamdude: The Mechanic, The Caretaker, The Devoted
++Redstone mechanic/engineer. He's also assigned himself George (and Sapnap's) parental figure. He's devoted to various projects on the SMP, as well as certain factions and people.
Alyssa: The Calm
++Builds her houses and stays far out of the shitshow. Still MIA.
˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜˜everyone else under the cut this is long
Ponk: The Doctor/Veterinarian, The Charlatan, The Priest
++Calls himself a doctor. Veterinarian because of he cat murder (irony). Charlatan because the essential oils. Priest because he's also called himself that.
BadBoyHalo: The Angel, The Departed
++Angel because his skin is a demon and he does nice things like build statues. Departed because of the formation of the Badlands. (If only I could make an adjective out of secede...)
TommyInnit: The Soldier, The Protagonist, The Child
++The original solider of the L'Manburg war of independence. Also the "protagonist" of the "first arc" and the SMP in general. Consistently called "Child" as a joke and plot element.
Tubbo: The Loyal, The Pacifist, The Rebirth
++He's loyal to both people and projects on the SMP. He's also a pacifist. His arc to becoming president of a crater is a rebirth for both L'Manburg and himself.
Fundy: The Son, The Ignored, The Devotee
++He's Wilbur's son. He's ignored (by both his "father" and others). And he's devoted-- to L'Manburg, then Manburg, also Dreamon hunting and his fiancé.
Punz: The Mercenary
++Sides with the strong or the money.
Purpled: The Missing, The Arrival
++Showed up in the middle of drama, but he's finally back!
WilburSoot: The President, The Ruinous, The Father
++The former president, the cause of the ruins, the father of a nation, a story and a furry.
jschlatt: The Dictator, The Decrepit
++See, he's the (former) dictator/president and just died of a heart attack. Is this mean to old people? jschlatt's character is incredibly... offensive to several groups of people but that's how it is, I guess.
Skeppy: The Keeper
++Holder of the discs. Small role in roleplay and on the server, so I don't have much else.
Eret: The Traitor, The King, The Deposed, The Redemption
++The betrayal of both L'Manburg and then his pledge of neutrality. Looking for redemption.
Thunder1408: The Unknown
++Even though he's back, he's still unknown.
Nihachu: The Revolutionary, The Heroine
++A revolutionary in the purest form. The Heroine of the story-- began as an attachment to Wilbur but has her own story now, yeah?
Quackity: The Questioning, The Politician, The Scorned
++Questions a lot of things. Has always had a bureaucratic role in whatever administration in power. Scorned by jschlatt's betrayal and George's absence. Also politician because of his resistance to Techno's anarchy.
KarlJacobs: The DJ, The Outsider
++Has dozens of music discs, always jamming to some music. Unable to become a coherent part of the narrative.
HBomb94: The Wanderer
++Found pigstep, wanders a lot, doesn’t have his own house. Arrived on the server in the middle of big chaos. This is unchanged since the last list I made.
Technoblade: The Anarchist, The Farmer, The Insurgent
++Always fights on the side of anarchy. Farms everything (potatoes, subscribers, gear, experience points). Insurgent in the latest arc.
Antfrost; The Cat, The Follower
++He kinda just... follows people. Right now that's BadBoyHalo and the Badlands.
[new] Philza: The Grandfather, The Expected
++Apparently he's everyone's grandfather. That fits. Also he's been a long time request for the server.
[new] CaptainPuffy: The Interruption
++You know that joke that's like... interrupting sheep? She's new and stole some sheep. Will get a better name once she's established.
[new] ConnorEatsPants: n/a
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nova-sne · 3 years
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Everyone’s been doing it so I though “why not”
Bold is when I start talking about a character.
Callahan has done nothing wrong and I will stand by that. Ghostbur and Wilbur are kind of two different people, and all Ghostbur does is hand out blue to people feeling sad and hand out with friends. I’ll be really sad to see him go if/when Wilbur gets resurrected. (No I won’t cry). And as for Ranboo, yes, he has done some things that may be hypocritical to his character and he is quick to judge, but man’s being manipulated by Dream and he needs a hug. No one is perfect (except for Callahan. Fight me)
Awesamdude is a great father figure to Tommy and Tubbo and he may have goofed up on some things, but he is overall a great character. Same goes for Captain Puffy, being a great mother figure and seeing that there are children who are being manipulated and wanting to protect them, and I’m excited to see where her arc goes next. Eret may have betrayed L’manberg at the beginning, but he is trying to redeem himself, and It does seem like he did, his redemption arc was one of my favorites. Fundy is a complicated case, he doesn’t have a great relationship with his father (Wilbur) and it seems like everyone is abandoning him. He hasn’t exactly been a saint either though, which is why he’s below the top row, but I hope he does find happiness and a family, whether related or found family. I can’t wait to see where his arc goes. Karl is a very interesting charcater, him being a time traveler leads to some great stream and the spin off “Tales from the smp” is a lot of fun and I can’t wait to see more streams, as well as where his arc goes and how it ties to the Dream SMP. Tommy, like Fundy, also has made some mistakes, such as griefing and stealing, but he is a child, a child who has been in many wars, manipulated by Dream and has already lost all three lives, and it hasn’t been a whole year. His character has also recently been resurrected so we’ll see where he goes from there, but it’s clear he has a lot of trauma. As for Tubbo... I don’t know, I just think he’s neat. Also his friendship with Ranboo is pretty wholesome. Speaking of Ranboo, yes, he has done some things that may be hypocritical to his character and he is quick to judge, but his lore is very interesting, as is his interactions with Dream.
Connor isn’t in the lore that much, apart from being taken hostage by Techno and Tommy (which he deserved better). George doesn’t participate in the lore that much (for now).  I don’t watch Hbomb that much, (though his interactions with Fundy are hilarious). I also don’t watch Ponk, but from what I’ve seen, he sounds pretty wholesome. Skeppy... what can I say? I’ll say it again, he has a lot of potential to be a great character. I hope he gets into the lore soon, especially since he plays a huge part in Bad’s arc.
Quackity has gone through a character arc from being Schlatt vice president to fighting with Pogtopia. After November 16th, he sort of became a little power hungry (ok maybe not a little), but he was doing what he thinks is good for L’manberg, and he is a great character. Sapnap started out as a notorious pet killer, and was loyal to Dream, and then he realized that Dream wasn’t the same person anymore, and after that he went with the others to rescue Tommy and Tubbo, and it seems that Tommy and Sapnap have a sort of friendship. I don’t really watch him, but he has grown from the arsonist and pet killer we knew back when things were simpler.
Antfrost and Badboyhalo are both in the same situation right now. Both are being controlled by the egg, so their actions are something that non-corrupted Bad and Ant would never do, such as celebrate the death of a literal child. The only thing left to do is free them of the egg’s control. Niki and Jack Manifold both decided to chose violence and try to murder a child (Tommy), and kind of blamed him for every conflict that’s ever happened. They both feel overlooked by the server. One thing many forget is that they are both not far from being children themselves. (19 and 18) and both had lost so much. While Jack looks like he’s heading the right path to redeem himself (mourning Tommy’s death and kind of missing their friendship), we have yet to see what Niki does next. As for Punz, he is a mercenary, and fights for however pays him more. I’m not sure where his moral stance is, and the fact that he is with the eggpire, is why he’s here. But he came for Tommy, and felt a little bad for Tommy’s death, so he could be redeemable.
Philza is not Tommy’s father. That had to be said first. Now, the reason why he’s here is because he leans a little more toward this row. Yes, he saw L’manberg as corrupt, but helping Techno destroy it seems a little extreme, since many people saw it as home, plus, the exchange he had with Ghostbur at the end was a little overwhelming, and since he is actually his dad, it makes it seem like Phil didn’t really care. Not to mention his interactions with Fundy. Yes, Fundy put him in house arrest with the rest of the butcher army, but so did Ranboo and Tubbo, and he gets along well with the both of them. Technoblade is a little complicated. He blew up L’manberg where many people lived. And I’m just going to say this: just because He doesn’t like the government doesn’t mean he has to enforce the same morals to others. Let them like what they like. Yeah, the butcher army may have been responsible for making him come out of retirement, and he was betrayed by Tommy, but I personally don’t agree with his morals. Wilbur is also complicated. I really miss the old Wilbur, he was a good person, but the Wilbur at the end was definitely not the same. I put him here because what he did during exile wasn’t great, that plus his complication relationship with Fundy, in which he always treated him like a child (though to be fair Fundy did betray him) and how he wanted to blow up L’manberg, something that Tommy was clearly against, and then never got to face the consequences really irked me. I hope if/when he is resurrected, he faces what he has done, but I’m more worried for when he does get resurrected, knowing the plans Dream has with him.
Schlatt was an amazing antagonist. cc!Jschlatt gave an amazing performance and is one of the more memorable characters in the server. With that said, I don’t like c!Schlatt, what with the execution of Tubbo, his mistreatment of Quackity and exiling Tommy and Wilbur. The only thing I liked was him appreciating Fundy at first, and what’s sad is if he didn’t do all those bad things, then maybe he would have been a good president. 
c!Dream is a manipulative, horrible, green bitch. That’s all.
cc!Dream is a great voice actor though, props to him. 
Well that was a long post. Anyway these are my opinions, you don’t have to agree with me. Stay hydrated, sleep well, and... here’s the link: 
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forgetful-dorito · 3 years
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Here’s my gift to Bio Anon for the MCYT G/T gift exchange! I kinda took the second prompt and stuck it in a dryer on tumble-dry, then shook it up even more. though, I did have a lot of fun brainstorming ideas for how to use the prompt, so I hope you enjoy my little word vomit :)
(also in this au Tommy never got exiled because screw the green teletubby) word count: ~1.3k
cw: food at the beginning, some very mild fearplay, and so much swearing. So much. It was like I got possessed by Tommyinnit while writing this I’m so sorry
“What the fuck.”
Tommy had just wanted a snack.
It was 2 am and he couldn’t sleep, understandably so considering all that happened in the past few months, so he decided to get up and make himself something to eat. Nothing too heavy or time consuming, but enough effort to distract him from the thoughts that had been bothering him.
He had walked down the dark hallway to the kitchen, turning on the fluorescent lights and yawning. Stumbling over to the cabinet, he pulled out a small loaf of bread, and turned towards the fridge to get the cheese and mayo. Since he was still blinking the sleep from his eyes, it took him a few moments to register the fact that there was a tiny human watching him from the countertop.
A tiny fucking human. Standing with its hands in an open bag of peanuts. Looking as surprised and frozen as he was.
“What the fuck.” Tommy finally spoke up, and that was the cue for the tiny person to start fleeing off the counter.
Sleep gone from his mind, Tommy raced to catch the thief. It wasn’t a very hard battle, the poor thing seemed absolutely terrified. He gently pinned him down, putting as little pressure on the tiny guy as possible.
In the blink of an eye, Tommy found a sewing needle stuck in his thumb. He swore heavily, picking the needle out. He used more force this time, wrapping the escaping tiny in a fist and bringing him up to Tommy’s face.
The Tiny stopped kicking, instead he stared in horror at Tommy.
“Alright, I’m gonna give you three seconds to explain who you are and why you’re in my house stealing my food.”
The tiny pondered for a moment, but gave in after Tommy squeezed a little harder.
“AAH, don’t squeeze me like that! And I thought you’d know already, considering you humans blew our SMP to smithereens!” He spat the word ‘humans’ like a curse word.
Huh?
“Stop fucking around with me! Who are you?” He looked a little closer at the tiny….wait…..was that his shirt? And his pants?!
“Wait….you seriously don’t know?”
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After internally freaking out and a very long and painful conversation with Phil (he wasn’t really ready to see him yet, but this felt important enough to ask him about. Being the oldest living member on the server has its perks) it turns out, Phil knew what was going on!
Apparently no one bothered to tell Tommy that the myth about “tiny people” that live in the walls and start tiny governments was real. Who just leaves that out of a conversation?! What the fuck Phil?!?
To be fair, it looks like Phil was the only one who knew about these tiny people. They started springing up everywhere around the SMP, and they were always dressed like one of the server members.
Another thing that the myth conveniently forgot to mention, was that these tiny people were the complete opposite of the people they were based off of. Tommy didn’t understand what Phil meant by that, but after remembering the way Tiny Tommy acted he got it. Since Tommy was loud and brash and so, so cool, then tiny Tommy was quiet and careful and a total douchebag. Easy enough!
At one point, he had seen a tiny Tubbo lurking around Snowchester. At first he didn’t recognize him, the little guy had bright blond hair for some reason. But after he realized, he tried to strike up conversation. It was good old Tubbo after all! Except he couldn’t make it past a few sentences of conversation before he realized this was not the same Tubbo he knew.
For one thing, this Tubbo was actually normal. There was no talk of nukes, no mention of some horrific scandal he had committed, nothing! Just some pleasant conversation about the weather and gardening.
It was absolutely disgusting.
Mental note: make sure to tell Tubbo how awful his tiny double is.
Jschlatt’s tiny double was actually really nice.
When Tommy had found him, he was open and kind. Tommy had immediately assumed it was a trap, but after getting to know him, it was quite the opposite. He was kind and caring, and all around an amazing father figure.
He was fine with being lifted up and carried, so they would often be seen together, working on one of Tommy’s new carrot farms with Schlatt perched on his shoulder. Honestly, it was like having a tiny parent hovering over you, worrying over your bruises or if you’ve eaten enough.
Tommy didn’t have the heart to tell him that was the most parental attention he’s received since he can remember.
One day, while working on the garden, Tommy had asked about tiny Technoblade. He didn’t know why, maybe it was all the wanted posters of his former brother. They had started appearing a few weeks ago, and though their last interaction was shit, he was still worried.
“Oh…..Techno?” Jschlatt asked, fidgeting from Tommy’s shoulder.
He grunted, pulling a few grown carrots out of the ground. He loved his farms, but they were hard work.
“He…..oh how do I say this in a nice way….”
“Just spit it out. I’m a big man, after all. I can take it!” Tommy said, piling the dirty carrots onto a wheelbarrow and puffing his chest out dramatically.
“Well…alright I’ll just say it. He died a long, long time ago.”
“…WHAT!?”
As it turns out, Tiny Techno is not very good at surviving. Jschlatt had admitted that before he had lost his third life, he had the survival instincts of a sheet of paper.
“Yeah, one time I saw him fall off a cliff while reading his chat. It wasn’t pretty, I think I used up all my healing potions on him.” He commented as Tommy brang the hose over to wash the carrots off.
That was certainly something he’d never expected to hear. The Blade DOES die, I guess
Later that day, after tiny Schlatt had said his goodbyes to Tommy, Tubbo had come by to visit.
Tommy had expected some news about Snowchester’s government, or maybe a new cookie recipe, but he was certainly not expecting Tubbo to start screaming bloody murder.
“TOMMY, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!” He yelled, pacing around his little garden.
“ALL I WANTED WAS TO FIND MY FAVORITE PEN, I DROPPED IT BEHIND MY COUCH! I GO TO PICK IT UP, AND MY HAND TOUCHES SOMETHING WARM AND HAIRY. WARM. AND. HAIRY. I LOOK AT IT, AND THERES A TINY BLOND ME SITTING ON THE FLOOR HOLDING MY PEN. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK.”
“Woah big man, calm down!” He handed Tubbo one of his nicer-looking carrots.
“Please, calm yourself, have a carrot.”
Tubbo absentmindedly took the carrot and sat down, munching away while still yelling about how the tiny person in his walls stole his pen.
Tommy, being the absolute dickhead he is, decided to call Tubbo crazy.
”Sorry Tubs, but I think you got one too many hits to the head. Tiny people living in your walls? That’s just crazy.” He shrugged, staring at the clouds above.
Tubbo bristled. “TOMMY WHAT THE HELL, YOU THINK IM LYING?!”
”Nah, I just don’t think you’re telling the truth” he smirked.
Tommy soon found a half eaten carrot thrown at his face, and rightfully so.
(I hope you enjoyed my weird crack-take on your prompt Bio. I had a lot of ideas for the story, including a lot more characters and cool game mechanics, but I didn’t know how to incorporate it all into the fic before the deadline. Im going to be on vacation for the next couple weeks, but if I find time I’d love to edit it and flesh it out more, maybe fix the pacing make it more enjoyable. have a great day! :] )
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