#Wheet

[melchiorisabitch]

Oh lord, he munchin

#guinea pig #guineapigs #hes a little shit #hes cute though #he has no reason to be precious when hes such a little shit #monching #cronching #wheek #wheet #in case you havent had a good day #rodents #rodent #lgbtq community #lgbtq

[siffranne]

Wheet unblock me wheet unblock me wheet unblock me

#wheet #unblocke #me

[lesbianturrets]

Putting him into a tub of acid

#Whea #WHEET #>:(

[ahsshafahsa]

no yeet.

only wheat.

#yeet #wheat #wheet #idk what im getting at #may i borrow a braincell #donations for braincells are welcome

[victusinveritas]

#guinea pig #wheet wheet

[batcavescolony]

Jughead Jones would have beef with Michelle Obama over her 'The Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids' Act of 2010.

#reason i know this: im aroace and have beef with Michelle Obama over her healthy hunger free kids act of 2010. #like ok i get that kids should have healthy food but thats not what happened. they just made everything whole wheet and now we needed to #buy a fruit and veg that was either half rotten of from a can. if schools actually made heathy good food that would be one thing but #they didnt! we used to have these warhead ices and the food was good and we ate it all then 2010 hit and the food was suddenly shit #and with this came alot of food waste too no one wanted to eat the oranges that fell off the back of the truck and over cooked green beans! #jughead jones #jughead comics #archie comics #and i took culinary and putting kids in the room with other kids makes them tey new things. their's a way you can them to eat healthy food #its by having that food NOT TASTE LIKE ASS! and not LOOK LIOE ROAD KILL! and obviously im not actually hating at Michelle she had her heart #in the right place its just the road to hell is paved with good intentions. it didnt work. usa school lunch is a literal joke! #and also in part with this what getting kids to move more and that didn't happen either! you known what i would have done? #got rid of the physical fitness test and have kids play funs games. making kids compeat against each other is a shit way to get them to #enjoy exercise! let them play. dont make them compare themselves to their peers. dont stop fun play in elementary! #and maybe dont cut their portions at luch and have them movie more? if you want them to move they need fuel to move! #just i have thoughts about the health and hunger free kids act of 2010 and how it utterly failed. #michelle obama #the healthy hunger free kids act of 2010 #school lunch #american school system #american school lunch program #comics #forsythe pendleton jones III #riverdale #yall get tagged get over it

[milf-harrington]

sometimes i still get upset over how outside points of view shaped me and my sisters perception of our relationship growing up, because it was always people who only saw us once or twice a year, commenting on how mean we were to each other and how much we must have hated one another and sometimes i think that it was hearing stuff like that so often (plus the general tone of our home life) that drove the wedge between us that actually put some truth behind those statements, that lead to me being 13 and pretending i was an only child like my big sister hadnt been my best friend for most of my childhood - and now we're adults and we're best friends again (funny how that happened after we both left home) and we look back and are surprised to find that we werent even that bad. we were just siblings. we would argue and be at each others throats yes but no one though to look at the minutes after, when we'd quietly gravitate back towards each other, extend an olive branch hidden in a joke, or an offer to play a game, to dress up, to listen to a song.

#sorry yeah that post about the ganes siblings play just like. reminded me i guess #my sister and i used to have so many games - we did SO MUCH together to fill in all the gaps where our parents were supposed to be #home alone before school after school over the holidays #we had pool games and walking-to-school games and inside games #we did fashion shows and played master chef and had dramatic wrestling matches #we got up early on saturdays and snuck into the lounge room to watch rage and played charlottes web on her boxy computer #i kissed her face to tell her i loved her and she made me toast when i threw up my wheet-bix and we sat next to each other in church #im holding all of this in my hands and asking how the fuck anyone convinced us we hated each other #when we were only reflections of our fucking parents #kaueamua tag #captain speaks

[covrettcreative]

Dreams and Schemes and Circus Crowds

Seen in Sandusky, Ohio.

#Sandusky #Ohio #Cedar Point #Colorful #Ferris Wheet #Amusement Park #Blue Sky #August #2023

[d3epfriedangels]

What’s your go-to breakfast item/meal? 💜

At home, usually, its pancakes or waffles or nothing bc breakfast is the LEAST important meal of the day (unpopular opinion)

At school, its probably Weetbix with honey or sugar, or whatever the hot breakfast is unless its not scrambled eggs <3.

#dni if you call weetbix 'wheet-a-bix' bc no. just no #thanks sm!! #<3 #send in asks

[hawnks]

THANK YOU for tagging your comic caps u literally drive me insane like. my response to seeing things u bring up is usually: i like that. what is that. where did u find that. i literally want to read ALL OF THE STUFF YOU REBLOG lkhflriwhfoiewrhfuowi. then, rather than, uh, just asking where u got it, i do a deep dive online to find it. so um. i'm basically here to remind you that we all share one brain cell and tend to like the same stuff so tag away!! we're all on tumblr dude, that says enough

#KAKSKSKSK I NEVER THINK ANYONE IS GONNA WANT TO READ YAOI #where are all my yaoi readers can I get a wheet wheet #<- Guinea pig noise #mint talks

[my-betterlife-blog]

#wheet straws #eco cups #eco bags #bamboo screen #bamboo straws

[crystaltoa]

While you other chumps were out there experiencing personal growth and character development, Nuju studied the wheet wheet click clack toot

#Ok nuju’s not the only one who didn’t get much of a character arc but it’s very amusing to see it just admitted outright in the guide books #bionicle #nuju

[the-alpha-doodle-dome]

DAY 11 : CROSSOVER !!!!!!!

Thought it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom~!

(bonus wheet pic))

#alpf art #portal 2 #portal #portal wheatley #wheatley #portal chell #chell #cave johnson #portal caroline #homestuck #portal drawtober 2023

[marlynnofmany]

Mechanical Rhythms

I opened the door to the engine room, ready to declare “Lunch delivery!” but the place was so loud with machinery that I decided to wait. Instead I shut the door behind me and carried the tray of sealed containers past all the viewscreens, gauges, and schematics, and into the labyrinth of passages beyond.

They call it the engine room, but really it’s a whole complex on this spaceship. And it’s not usually this loud. All the thumps, roars, and dings seemed to be at max volume somehow.

When I reached the part that was normally smooth walls and amorphous shapes, I saw why. All the covers were off. Some were retracted into the ceiling, some swung open like window shutters, and more lay cluttering up the walkway along with a chaotic spread of tools.

From somewhere among the exposed wires and pipes, a gruff voice muttered angrily.

“Hey Mimi,” I said over the whooshing noises of the pipes. “I’ve got lunch for you.”

“Thanks,” said the voice, sounding tired. And gravely. I found it amusing that our engineer sounded just like any number of crusty old mechanics back home. Mimi’s voice was balanced out by the fact that his name was Mimi, and he looked like an octopus. “Put it on top of the big toolbox, will you?” he said, sticking a tentacle out from behind something shaped like a pipe organ.

“Sure,” I said. I was pretty sure I knew which one he meant. “It’s heated but sealed, so you can get to it when you’re ready.”

“Think I’ll take a break now,” he said. “This is obnoxious and a half.” More pale green tentacles emerged, followed by his round octopus head, and Mimi clambered expertly over the mess to plop down next to the food tray.

I looked around. “What’s happening? Eggskin said you were working on something that might take a while.”

“It wasn’t supposed to,” Mimi griped as he twisted a lid off. “I was just checking for efficient fuel use, since something wasn’t firing right, and now I’ve been tracking the flipping-flailing problem all day!” He dumped something into his mouth that looked like grapes. “I had other thingzh I wuz gonna do,” he grumbled.

“Sounds annoying,” I said. “Made any progress, at least?”

“Oh sure,” he replied, pointing a tentacle over his head at the set of pipes. “Tracked the problem to that area. One of ‘em isn’t in synch with the rest, and I am not looking forward to disassembling the housing so I can figure out which.”

The pipes were a dull coppery-brown, without any of the translucence of certain other engine parts. “Yeah, I guess you can’t really see from here, huh?”

“Nope,” Mimi said, prying at another container. “If I ever meet the pebble-brain who designed this ship, I will have words for them.”

I moved closer, picking out the sounds of these engine parts over the others. Kind of a whoosh-whirr-wheet. “Can you tell anything by listening?”

Mimi spoke over a mouthful of food. “Like what?”

“You said one was out of synch. Does it make a different noise?”

With a wave of tentacles that I took to mean I doubt it, or maybe You’re welcome to try, Mimi focused on his lunch.

Well. Whyever not.

I stepped over more tools to where I could stick my face up close to the noisy things. At least this part wasn’t the loudest — that honor was reserved for the whump-screech rhythm from the boiler-looking dealie down the way. I didn’t know what any of this stuff did.

When I listened from up close, I found a surprisingly catchy beat to the noises. It reminded me of the dishwasher my parents had when I was a kid. Fond memories of dancing in front of it. I’ve always taken my small joys where I find them, and I’m pretty sure that stemmed from a good upbringing. Any family that encouraged kids to dance to dishwasher noises is one that can find fun anywhere.

I moved along the row of pipes, listening to each in turn, nodding to the beat until I found something that didn’t match.

Whoosh-whirr-wheet.

Whoosh-whirr-wheet.

Whoosh-whirr…whirr…

“It’s this one,” I said, standing back and pointing.

“What? How can you tell?” Mimi demanded.

“It dropped the beat,” I said.

“What?”

“It doesn’t match the rhythm of the others.”

Mimi scrambled over, lunch forgotten. “You can hear that?”

“Well yeah, it’s pretty obvious when you listen for it,” I said, giving him space. I watched as he clambered around, listening intently with the little ear holes in the side of his squishy head, sometimes pressing between the pipes in a way someone with solid bones could never manage. There was a reason Strongarms made good mechanics.

But apparently not all the reasons.

“I have no idea what you’re hearing,” Mimi declared, pulling back out.

“It’s this one,” I repeated. “The other ones are going whoosh-whirr-wheet, but this one gets stuck on the whirr.”

Mimi stared at me for a moment. “Stay right there,” he said, scrambling down to a bank of dials and levers. “Tell me if you hear any change. The third one, right?”

“Yeah.” I listened from close to the pipes while he adjusted things down at the bottom. Gradually, the rhythm shifted. “Oh, it’s getting better!”

“See if you can tell me when it matches,” Mimi said.

“Almost there,” I said. “It’s making the wheet noise now, just at the wrong time.” I nodded along, drumming on the air to the rhythm of the other pipes while Pipe Number Three gradually synched up. “Wait, too far,” I told Mimi. “It’s too early now.”

Muttering something indistinct, Mimi adjusted more dials.

“There! You got it!” I stood back, grinning.

“You’re sure?” Mimi asked from the console.

“Yeah, it’s a perfect match now. Ready to dance to.” I shimmied in place, appreciating the beat and not particularly caring if it wasn’t dignified.

“I’ll run the diagnostic again,” Mimi said as he tentacle-walked over to a different control panel. “If that fixed it, I will be amazed.”

I danced among the tools for the few seconds it took to run the diagnostic.

“Welp,” Mimi said. “It’s official. I’m amazed.”

“Did we fix it?” I asked, standing up with a grin.

“It appears that we did,” he said. Waving his tentacles in a baffled sort of way, he looked from me to the panel. “Thanks. You’re useful to have around.”

“And you’re welcome!” I replied. “Happy to help. Now you can finish your lunch before Eggskin starts griping about organic maintenance.”

“We can’t have that, now can we?” Mimi said. “Maybe I’ll eat somewhere quieter, and put the sound baffles back in place afterward.”

“Great idea,” I agreed. “As catchy as this music is, it’s a bit loud for lunch.”

~~~

The ongoing backstory adventures of the main character in this book. More to come!

#my writing #the Token Human #humans are weird #humans are space orcs #haso #hfy #eiad #rhythm #music #of a sort #saving the day in small ways

[na-bird-of-the-day]

BOTD: Puerto Rican Bullfinch

Photo: Adam Jackson

"A boldly patterned species of dense woodlands and scrub. Often heard before seen. The song typically consists of three to five whistled 'wheet' notes followed by a thin buzzy 'zzzzz.' Calls include a soft 'chup' and whistled 'chew-wee.'"

- eBird

#birds #puerto rican bullfinch #birds of north america #north american birds #tanagers #passerines #birds of the caribbean #birding #birdblr #birblr #bird of the day #bird watching #Melopyrrha portoricensis

[cozylittleartblog]

my good good buddy got me your wheatley keychain for my birthday and it is literally THE best gift ive ever gotten :]

oh thank you very much!! 🥺 i hope you had a nice birthday and i hope your wheet serves you well ,,

#pippysqueak #ask #i forget the power of A Trinket until i get my own trinkets in the mail and then i realize that probably happens to people who buy #my trinkets as well.... #it is also wild that people like Gift my stuff. like that is so cool ......... #merch in the wild #sort of lol