Tol Roobe and Schmol Weiss 🥴
maybe ill draw something serious another time but i want to be silly.
pocket sized girlfriend for roobs.
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Jaune: “Okay… There has been a lot of talk about stretching…”
Weiss: “It’s good."
Ruby: “It hurts."
Jaune: “That didn’t really clear things up for me...Is this one of those ‘yes and no’ things?”
Weiss: “Yeah. It is."
Jaune: “So…”
Weiss: “Yes?”
Ruby: “What is it? Go on. Don’t leave us in suspense.”
Jaune: “I got to ask. Would it be better if I was bigger?”
Weiss: “Would it be better if our boobs were bigger?”
Ruby: “Yeah?”
Jaune: “Not necessarily… it’s about… it’s about the ratio more than it’s about the size of any one part of your figure. It has to be in proportion. You both are very proportional. Your boobs could be slightly bigger or smaller and you would still be proportional and in the ratio. But it wouldn’t change much. If you put a set of double d’s on either of you it wouldn’t make you more attractive so much as it would make me worry about your back.”
Ruby: “Okay… I hear that. I guess that makes sense. It’s sort of the same with little Jaune.”
Weiss: “Your size is good. Too much bigger and it would be all hurt. Too much smaller and it wouldn’t hurt at all." *Makes an okay gesture at Jaune*
Jaune: “And the hurting is good?”
Weiss: “So good.”
Ruby: “I don’t know. I think if it was a little smaller...I don’t know."
Jaune: “No. Wait.”
Weiss: “I hear her. Sometimes when you get in there and start messing around it’s closer to ‘too much’ than it is to ‘hurts so good.’ But usually you get used to it and it starts hurting good.”
Jaune: “But not all the time? Sometimes it just hurts?”
Weiss gave a dainty shrug. Ruby gave a bobbing distant nod.
Jaune: “I don’t get it. What can help with that?”
Weiss: “Foreplay."
Ruby: “It’s very important. You usually do enough in that department so it’s fine.”
Jaune: “But you would prefer if it was… smaller?”
Weiss: “Eh."
Ruby: “Sometimes. Sometimes you come into the garage with too big a car and wreck up the place.”
Jaune: “And that’s bad."
Weiss: “Sometimes and sometimes not. Sometimes a girl wants to be treated gently and sometimes we want to be taken apart. We’ve talked about this.”
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Weiss: *slaps Ruby hard*
Ruby: Ow! ...I'm assuming that's for something I haven't done yet?
Weiss: You're damn right it is.
Ruby: Cool... looking forward to that.
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Thinking about it, think my potential favourite au for cinwin and white rose is definite cryptid hunters/chronologers Cinder and Ruby in remote town which new comer Weiss and Winter corporate family reps run into following some huge run in with Grimm-like beasts while trying to find their company’s plot of land.
Ruby is the successor to a line of cryptid hunters which have taken on the task of preventing beasts from running wild and harming the everyday person. Is one of the more naive and younger of the band but has plenty experience and maturity under her belt to be anything but foolish. Was the one hunter who eventually sussed out a spanning cult which sought to perform rituals to bring beasts under malicious control.
Cinder is a former cultist who was dedicated to the fermentation and expansion of some sect of cryptid worship. In the process of performing more and more actions which progressively got worse and worse she eventually leaves and falls in line with Ruby’s band of hunters. Is more of a sleuth and occult researcher who is capable in her own manner.
The middle child of the Schnee Mining Corp founding family, Weiss is the bureaucratic part of the pair of sisters which arrived in this backwater to setup the ground work for their new deed. Is far more comfortable behind a desk and cartographer set than in the dirt and soil properly. Is the one who protested on seeing the site of their deed so late in the night but was hapless to let her sister go on her own.
A former soldier turned security director once honourably discharged, Winter is all too comfortable leaving a desk behind and seeing the countryside and enjoying the mountain air. Though instead of hiking and really taking in the sights, she is resolute in setting their claim up properly so she can use the rest of their stay enjoying an escape from the urban sprawl. Which leads the sisters into a run in with something monstrous and bear-like though with far too many eyes and mouths to be anything but a nightmare
Maybe I’ll write it one day but ce la vis, we’ll see what time and life allows
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While some people insist on rwby's toxisity, let's remember what team RWBY really is!
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Ruby: So they're letting you out?
Jaune: I got out of in patient care and I was in out patient care.
Ruby: You're free?
Jaune: All horizons.
Weiss: Atlas law requires you to see a therapist for nine weeks minimum. For the PTSD related issues.
Jaune: *clenches a fist* This fucking continent.
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Yang: Wait, you met a Ruby Rose in Patch?
Weiss: Didn't just meet, we kissed a little.
Yang: AUGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
Weiss: Woah, what is it?!
Yang: Ruby is my sister, you made out with my sister! *Loud gag*
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