#Who Can Do It The Fastest?

[cerunilea]

Playing the button game for day 2 on qsmp.global with the goal of racking up as many tries as possible before hitting the correct button (mostly bc the sound of the button being pressed is very appealing). My current record is 15 attempts...

#qsmp #curious if anyone else has been doing the same #happy you can just reload the page to do it again #if you just want to achieve the correct button fastest just do the same 5 buttons in the top row until it hits #I am a simple creature who enjoys games like 2048 and voltorb flip of course this is right up my alley

[dhmis-autism]

did another quick dhmis rewatch my thoughts are thusly:

duck and yellow friendship FOREVER I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

duck best character ever created ever invented

red guy still scares me and i had to skip the end of transport bc he made me so uncomfortable.

like somehow this rewatch made me like him LESS and he was already my least fave of the main 3

baker terry i love you goodnite

#LIKE. I STOPPED IT EVRY 5 MINUTES TO EXPLAIN TO MY BABY SISTER HOW THIS EP IS DUCK CENTRIC AND HOW THIS AND THAT #and at one point she was like yeah RG kinda got the shaft this series huh? #and i was like oh shut upp he has so many episodes. like uh. transport. and uh. idk but he HAS them ur gonna have to ask someone who #has him as a favorite #bc to ME transport ep is and always is duck and yellow have a fun cute time in the foreground while red guy loses his shit in the bg #HES JUST SO DISTURBING TO ME IN THAT EPPP #STOP SINGING DISSTRESSEDLY YOURE SCARING ME!! #STOP BEING SO DESPERATE AND RESTLESS AND AGITATED!!! #we are IN THE KITCHEN having a fun time COUNTING THINGS on the CLIPBOARD and you literally sound like ur gonna kill someone #stop !!!!!!!!! ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!! #STOP GRABBING STUFF STOP HITTING THINGS UR NOT DOING IT IN A COMEDIC WAY!!!! #scawy................ #anyways dont ever watch dhmis with me im so fucking annoying about it #as a joke my sister said one of ducks lines along with him and then i just quoted him like .5 seconds before his actual lines for the rest #of jobs. #WHO CAN QUOTE DUCK THE FASTEST IS NEVER A GAME I /WANT/ TO PLAY BUT IT IS A GAME I PLAY AND WIN EVERY TIME #>:U STOP FORMING A BOND WITH THEM!!! #anyways. red guy maybe try not being so tall and big and scary and maybe ill like you better next time #my postings

[electricleclerc]

this is not about Carlos being a shitty teammate, this about Ferrari not having enough balls to tell him the truth. He is not fighting for this championship. He cannot, I repeat CANNOT be taking points away from Charles if Ferrari have ANY SHOT at this championship..this is not coming from the Charles fan of me..this is coming from the sporting side, that wants close racing..a close championship. 

It’s going to be nowhere near a close championship if Ferrari cannot fucking man up and tell Carlos he needs to play second fiddle...before Monaco he had a 50% finish rate..50% FINISH RATE. there is no fucking world where that’s the person you back for any sort of championship campaign. 

Red Bull have it figured out, they have a clear no.1 and no.2, it’s why Max won last year, it’s why Charles might not this...because his teammate is taking points away from him in the most ridiculous way possible..he is 40 points behind his TEAMMATE he is fighting with Mercedes for P4 in this championship, he is not fighting for a title. 

Just because you’re a good driver in the midfield does NOT mean you are championship material, and I am sorry..Carlos Sainz is not championship material, that’s not discounting him as a driver AT ALL. He is phenomenal in the midfield, and is able to deliver a rare podium if given an opportunity..but he is NOWHERE near Charles, Max or even Checo at this point in terms of skill or just raw pace. and anyone who says otherwise is kidding themselves. 

Charles Leclerc is the future of Ferrari, you’d be blind to not see it..Ferrari need to man up and tell him the truth. If he doesn’t figure it out soon, we can kiss any chance of a Ferrari championship goodbye and should just give Max the trophy now. 

#ferrari #scuderia ferrari #Charles leclerc #I only spit facts #anyone who wants to fight can talk to a brick wall #nothing is going to change my opinion #Charles is half a second faster in RACE PACE ALONE #like theres no world where you back Carlos before Charles for the championship #he's a great midfield driver and I wont deny that #but that doesn't mean he can fight at the front #and the fact is #hes proving he cant #he couldn't get past checo yesterday #and spins into every gravel trap he sees #like sorry #thats not who I would ever think could win a world championship #especially given his form #ferrari had the fastest car at the beginning of the season and what did he do? #fucking bin it every race #what did Charles do? #won 2 of the first 3 races #dominating by a mile #its a fucking joke

[bluebudgie]

Alright gw2 peeps, here's one for all of you with a lot of alts:

All your characters of the same class (e.g. all your rangers) are stuck together in an escape room.

Which of your "class groups" is off the worst and who gets the job done with no problem?

#edit: yall did this way more detailed than my word salad so lemme redo this class by class as well: #eles: not awful. overall a relatively cooperative group despite very differing personalities. #wouldnt be the fastest in finding the solutions but definitely are getting out of there without casualties or other damages #necros: shit tier dynamics. hostile charr that wants to be left alone vs. volatile chak madman vs. way too gentle sylvari plant #communication would NOT go well but they would make it out (neljje contributes NOTHING to this) #mesmers: nightmare courtier who is out to be as destructive on purpose as possible vs. just some guy vs. tvekks (enough said) #tvekks will suffer but they'll probably make it out. maybe. im unsure. #rangers: actually competent. if we ignore the hostile inquest rat in the room we're left with a competent charr leader and a #very cooperative norn huntsman (and bobbie but he contributes absolutely nothing). they will get out just fine. #engineers: disaster. there might be dead. too many egos in one room and a poor norn who just wants to get out beween everyone fighting #she might jus solve this on her own while the other three are about to slice each other's throats #thieves: absolute hell tier. mordrem sylvari trying to eat everything he can possble dig his teeth into. #a mildly confused human who probably just tries her best while the asura in the room is suffering psychic damage caused by #the mordrem and the charr that will simply not shut up for one second #i do not see ANYONE managing to get a solution in these conditions even if individually they might just be able to. #revs: awkward atmosphere between happy upbeat asura kid and really grumpy charr but they're getting through it #warriors: also a weird clash of personalities but they'd pull their asscheeks together and get out of there #and finally the guardians: no destructive force in here. just two very mature people and a slightly chaotic but otherwise clever bard #absolute dream team coming up with solutions. peace and happiness. #budgie plays gw2

[thenecropolix]

Guys hear me out

A Post-Tangle Tower Story where Grimoire and Sally invite Fifi, Poppy, and Fitz to go see the world and solve cases with them or just stay at wherever they live for a time so they can have a vacation away from TT and process everything that happened while allowing them personal growth

I'm not sure what the age difference is between the duo and trio, but just consider Sally and Grimoire being like older siblings to these 3 young adults who have so much to unpack in response Freya's death

#detective grimoire #tangle tower #it can be a cute domestic kind of situation #where grimoire and sally take the trio out on daily trips to wherever #and let em be young adults not bound by family affairs #or imagine the scooby doo type shenanigans that transpire #when grimoire and sally take on a case and the trio tag along cause why not #fifi and grimoire compete to see who can solve the crime the fastest #poppy and sally make snappy quips about everything they see #fitz acts as a deterrent against nosey onlookers cause of his vibes #but I'd also imagine since freyas death he's probably unternally concerned about the wellbeing of his family #and thus is more cautious and likely to reel back the other 4 before they do something stupid #do you guys see my vision

[charmixpower]

Random but i have a hc that Musa is the fastest fairy in alfea, what with sound being the second fastest thing in the universe. Stella has the greatest potential to be extremely fast with her jurisdiction over light but she just. Doesn't like going that fast

Musa's a complete adrenaline junkie tho and can fly fast enough to cause major damage to anything she flies near due to immense pressure and her reaching terminal velocity when she flies.

Ohhh that's very cool!!

Actually part of the reason I like Musa and Stella as a battle pair so much is because I like to think that their the only ones that can keep up with eachother, speed wise. I've never thought about either of their base speed all that much, aside from Stella and Musa being notably faster than the others, but I do imagine Stella having a speed of light spell and Musa having a speed of sound spell to fly faster when they need to

Though I definitely see your point, Stella would probably prefer teleporting over actually going breakneck speeds 🤔🤔. What if she hit something and got an ugly bruise?? Horrible. She wouldn't be able to stand it

Plus her fear of heights is only mitigated because she can trust her wings but flying that fast would probably stress her tf out

I can see Musa just enjoying flying around stupid fast for as long as she can manage, before her magic stores are used up and she needs to get back lol

That would definitely contribute to her ending up the fastest because she's been accidentally doing speed training

Musa would probably hit "fastest at Alfea" in season 2? I feel like a senior would be faster than her until that point, then she'd claim her crown as fastest flier. Like Lolina, who has electricity powers, would probably be faster than season 1 Musa. Ohhh now I'm imagining them having a fake little rivalry to encourage both of them to try harder and fly faster 🥺🥺. Musa has a senior friend that she hangs out with during flight classes 🥺🥺

Ohhh Musa would ADORE the Enchantix wings the most then 🥺🥺 because then she'd be able to fly in high speed winds that would of blown her away before that 🥺🥺🥺

AHHHHH!!!! OMG!!!!! that's so cute!!!!

Imagine Musa grabbing Aisha to go flying with her 🥺🥰???? I am perfectly calm about this idea <- (lying) (they're so cute!!) (Ugh and Aisha would be so happy to fly with her so cute!!)

I can definitely see Musa as an adrenaline junkie, because she surrounds herself with adrenaline junkies dksksjskdn she's definitely one of them too

Musa being able to fly fast enough to break shit is super cool!!! I love that!!!

#winx club #winx musa #winx headcanons #rus chatters #asks #i my favorite thing about Stella is that most of the time you can say she has the greatest potential for x #because her powers cover SO MUCH STUFF #Stella has adhd and a fear of heights because shed be too powerful without it dkwkdnwms #i wonder if Musa could do a sonic boom when flying (at one of the really high levels) #or if her powers wouldn't let her break the sound barrier #i mean both make sense so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Aisha who free hand rock climbs and Riven who is very safe eith his wind rider i promise are both enablers of her 💕 #on that note? #Musa and Stella are probably the fastest of the Winx #i think Bloom and Tecna would share a mid speed? because fire is enegry and electronics can work in nano seconds #while Aisha and Flora especially are the slowest. bc both of their sources are solids unlike the rest of the Winx #Plants esp cant move that fast #i also cant see Flora practicing flying all that much? shed definitely prefer to keep her feet on the ground #anyways thank you so much for sharing!!

[broke-on-books]

I wonder what I could be doing with these colors....... (1st person to guess gets a [s]crappy doodle of their choice)

#i have a reputation for posting the beginning of projects i never ever finish so like DONT GET YOUR HOPES UP. but also 😈😈😈😈 #also ik its kinda obviously but i put the doodle thing there bc this is my house and i can do what i want #so REALLY its a reward for who likes swishy posts the fastest #blah #also i put the s before crappy bc i noticed it and haha funny it would not have to be scrappy #or scooby doo. we do equal opportunity blorbos here or whatever

[pheonix-inside]

Girl help I'm getting ambitious ideas for my book series that'll make book one probably take like twice as long to be ready to publish :(

#it's a high fantasy story #and of course with that comes the chance of using other languages #now i'm me and love languages irl so i figured i'd just take preexisting languages and use them #but then. Then. #i got the idea to take those languages and through research and a lot of bullshitting #change some of the words #so that those who know the language can tell what it's based on and how to pronounce it #but can also tell it's been stretched for good ol' fantasy originality #bc i realized i could do some cool stuff with some of the different cultures and religions in this story #after all a lot of words and phrases in various languages stem from religions and cultural values. #but also girl help this idea is cool enough im almost totally gonna do it and i can take as long as i want thank you #but i do really want to begin to share this story already its been in the works for 3 years :( #im probably gonna end up continuing to work on book 1s first draft and just leave spaces for bits in other languages to fill in later #that sounds like the fastest route

[cardi-c]

🐢

#I've decided to stop looking if something has been giffed before bc im worried itll turn into a race who gifs a new video the fastest #and i hated that so much in my old fandoms bc it stressed me out and ruined the fun for me #please if you ever wondered if you can gif something I've giffed before PLEASE DO SO #i don't care more cool gifs for us

[yarrowleef]

it is very funny and very difficult for me to have any sincere opinion on the current riverclan conflict and whether or not the other clans should have tried to step in when “riverclan is clearly falling apart” because frankly I do not understand at all why riverclan is falling apart in the first place. 

Why is the problem presented as “patrols and chores aren’t getting done!!” how is the camp crumbling and food not getting caught?? the leader isnt even the one in charge of organizing patrols, a leader doesn’t even do that much on a daily basis. what is mothwing even supposedly doing that’s keeping her from work all day. the only thing they should be immediately missing is the ability to do naming ceremonies.

I feel like there have been many points in the series where someone is temporarily appointed in a leadership/deputy-like position when a leader steps out and it’s not even note-worthy because why would it be, do you also need a leader to remind you to breathe and go to the bathroom?? it is literally just the exact same set of repetitive monotonous daily chores that everyone has been doing on rotation for their entire lives. I don’t understand why a clan shouldn’t be able to go on cruise control for a couple months without concrete leadership. I’d get it if there was some major conflict with other clans that required leader authority, but this is just daily life. what is the problem here. how am i supposed to have a thought on what the correct course of action was in regards to the other clans response when the way the problem is expressing itself is so nonsense 😭 

#so like as a result i dont even understand what solution tigerstar is offering. if the problem is no one can decide a good place to hunt-- #--how is someone who doesn't live there and doesnt know the territory supposed to organize any better then Owlnose did??? #what exactly is tigerstar going to do here #i was briefly annoyed this morning when i saw some incredibly bizarre takes over whether tigerstars forced occupation method was bad or not #but when i thought about it for another 5 minutes its probly just b/c everything involved in this current conflict is so ridiculous- #--and annoying that they also cant engage w/ the conflict w/ any real sincerity #hence 'w/e makes the annoying strawman npc characters shut up the fastest is Correct idk idc' #and can i rly blame anyone for not caring enough about warriors to take its ~moral questions~ seriously #honestly whatever i just want chaos #wc criticism #yarrow speaks #asc #asc sky

[talentforlying]

WHICH RAGE LANGUAGE ARE YOU?

THE FULL READ. whoever pisses you off is in for a rant that exposes every single one of their deepest insecurities and issues. your rage gives you the clarity to hunt for weak spots in a person's mind. your brain works fast, firing off insults at a rapid-fire pace that terrifies everyone within a ten mile radius. this is usually followed by buckets of guilt.

#listen he's so careful about who he directs his rage to because he Will go straight for the jugular when he's pissed #and chances are good that there won't be any coming back from it because he fights dirty too #part of the reason people in his personal life are always like 'you're not who i thought you were' is because they don't see that in him #until the second he stops being careful and starts hacking at whatever looks like it'll break the fastest #also he can literally drag information up out of your mind if he's so inclined and he'll do it just to hurt #he's a nasty nasty bitch when he's mad and not holding back #( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.

[micamone]

one thing about me is i will not shut up. i will literally be talking and wishing i wasnt

#ppl watching me and i can see in their eyes theyre trapped and trying to figure out the fastest way to escape #and i KNOW becauze i feel like exact fucking same #my posts #''do you EVER sit still'' buddy how the FUCK do you think i feel. im the one who cant sit still. anyways

[wacky-nameless-inventor-24]

I know NFenton is a more stoic leader who governs purely on logic than emotion, and can come off cold and uncaring as a result (but really does want what's best for the kingdom), but that was just mean of him not to have any pity or compassion for Gyro's plight to save his son even tho he insulted him (plus, it was also for the good of the kingdom that Gyro and Fenton required the king's blood for the cure). And you'd think when Mads got sick later, that would better help the king sympathize with what Gyro's going through (I was going to say 'especially when he thought Mads died', but then I remembered that when a loved one dies it's obviously kinda hard to think about anything else at the moment... but idk, maybe it occurred to him sometime later, following his happy ending with Mads?)

True, though, at that point the plague had spread all over Duckburg and NFenton had heard about people's sick loved ones all day for probably the last month at least. He can't care about every individual case when everything's out of control like that or the weight of that is gonna crush him (judging by the way Mads reacted though- immediately trying to help them out and going on a whole quest with them- I'd say he did get caught up in each case and was exhausted and miserable because he couldn't really help). Of course that doesn't mean he isn't trying to help or that he doesn't care- but he did mention in the snippet that he had heard a lot of ideas from people for what they could use as a cure, and I'm sure half of them are genuine and wouldn't work and the other half were people just looking for money (and also wouldn't work). At that point he was fed up and discouraged and just automatically turning most of the ideas down, leaving the search for a cure to Blue and the other witches/wizards working at the castle. The only reason he fully heard Gyro out was because Blue stepped in and said it might work, and because Gyro said he didn't want any money (which mostly rules out the possibility of Gyro scamming him because he doesn't get anything out of this). So NFenton's 'stoic logical coming off as uncaring' thing really does play into why he's so desensitized to the details of each individual case. He's doing it to save his mental health.

#thanks for the ask! #shychick-52 #So yes I think once mads is better he could empathize with Gyro better?? but also he could empathize with half the kingdom better ssdlkfjsd #the plague is hella contagious and spreads through wizards the fastest #using your magic to dry your laundry out in your yard while your neighbor (who is sick) uses their magic to shut the front door behind them #congratulations you're dying now too #in Mads' case it was dramatic because he has so much magic #the more magic you have the faster it kills you #but like in Boyd's case it took a couple weeks and so I'm sure at first they didn't know it was the plague so #they weren't as careful as they should've been #so your neighbor using their magic to shut the front door while theyre sick isn't a good idea because they're going to kill other people bu #maybe they don't know they have it yet and just think it's a cough #witches usually just use magic to create spells and activate them so they can be more particular about when/where they do it #meanwhile wizards use magic all the time without thinking so. it gets them the fastest #Mads used his magic to fly them all back to the castle once Nfenton came to 'rescue' him from Gyro #I think that's what got him sick because if they'd flown over anyone who was sick then.... yeah. #blue is absolutey The Most Careful about magic because with their strength it would kill them in hours #fenton crackshell cabrera #nega fenton #nega fenton crackshell cabrera #negaverse fenton #negaverse fenton crackshell cabrera #madfen royalty au

[existentialcrisis-24-7]

Not having someone to do chores with is actually the worst. Like it can instantly kill the mood

#reblog #not mine #once again reminded that humans are inherently social #and how many people in the past have gotten together to just do some chores #because they have to be done but they don’t have to be done alone #and it can even be quicker together #plus it’s way more fun to do it with someone #it’s a game then. throw out the most. clean the fastest. find the weirdest stain. who can organise the books the neatest #ugh

[tmae3114]

.......actually, it’s really interesting that Jaania repeatedly accuses Warlic of manipulation, given that everything we’ve seen of Alexander Saga Era Warlic was, all things considered, remarkably straightforward

#dragonfable #dragonfable spoilers #Alexander Saga Era Warlic thought he was better than everyone around him and he made ZERO effort to hide it #the closest I can think of is the''I just got back from gathering regeants'' but that's. not untrue. #he DID just get back from collecting regeants #he's just leaving out the part where he and Alex were racing to do it fastest #to try and make himself look cooler #which is kind of a stretch to call manipulation that's just a teenager showboating #so for Jaania to say ALL SHE'S EVER KNOWN FROM HIM is MANIPULATION..... #what is going on inside her head? #is she deliberately interpreting everything in the worst possible light to justify things to herself? #is her memory distorted from the years of isolation? #given her history of projection. is this more of the same? and if so... who is she projecting onto Warlic here? #unless I'm DRASTICALLY misremembering something because it's stupid o'clock in the morning

[dmclemblems]

“our fine leaders” look i love me a good dimitri and lorenz friendship and hearing him call dimitri a fine leader is a high honor from lorenz i am blessed by this

#Three Hopes #Three Hopes Spoilers #Lorenz #Dimitri #one of my big azure moon headcanons is that when the war ends dimitri appoints lorenz as being in charge of #all the old alliance lands bc dimitri can't be everywhere at once so he needs other people to take care of those places #he wants to help with change but he can only make a big difference more immediately in his own area #so the areas surrounding fhirdiad would get the best results fastest but nowhere else would see quick change #but if he has leaders in leicester and adrestia who know the place and people very well he can stay in contact with them #and make sure what he wants to do for the people and nobility will reach those areas just as quickly #so he has lorenz in charge of the former leicester territories and ferdinand in charge of the former adrestia territories #bc all three of them prioritize the wellbeing of the people over everything and i think he'd trust them the most to keep things in line #lorenz and ferdinand have very particular ideals for the nobility but they're more or less the same things dimitri feels #they all want the best for their people first and foremost and have solid goals to keep their people safe and happy #like for lorenz it's not a matter of just ''you're a commoner so we're above you'' #it's that he thinks yeah they deserve respect for what they do since they do all the heavy lifting for governing #and that's the stuff that's supposed to help with laws that keeps everything civilized #but he also would stop at NOTHING to keep the people of his lands alive and healthy #to him it's his duty to ensure those things for his people and he believes it's a noble's purpose basically to provide for commoners #dimitri thinks of it in a less nobility versus commoners specific way but he wants the same things and i think #he would trust lorenz more than probably anyone else when it came to the safety of the common folk #like he would trust yuri with that but he also understands yuri can sometimes be involved in shady things #but lorenz doesn't have a shady bone in his body and any distrust he feels for anyone he's up front about #and when he's wrong abt something he'll admit it and apologize and not many of the nobility behave like that #im super sad that they didn't get supports in either game bc they would have an amazing friendship imo #and between the two of them would be able to really bring about a new era for fodlan that really made it a great place #not to say I think ferdinand would help less just that this post is more abt lorenz and dimi specifically #they're my golden leaders trio and im so heartbroken that ferdinand can't join dimi in this game bc they're all #such good leaders and rulers and i want them to be close friends who always contact each other for politics and change