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soldrawss · 11 months
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I am not immune to the Barbie meme
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inkyami · 3 months
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Almost-angelic
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bisexualfbiagents · 8 months
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Well, I wish I could help you out. You know, I’m just… on vacation.
🫧 Dana Scully in Chinga (5.10)
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cerealforkart · 11 months
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I thought I would draw something Oakworthy for Pride but I could not shake this idea. Happy Pride, love is losing
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andorshitdaily · 9 months
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It's not just Monday. It's not just Mon Monday.
IT'S MEGA. MON. MONDAY.
Celebrate accordingly (submit your own best Mon Monday Memes)
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jeepersss · 10 months
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still kind of insane to me the progression of ryan and shane's careers, in a good way. like, you gamble on this passion project that you started with a friend over conversations in a car and then that friend can't do it. like, maybe you think it's over and it's been a good run so you grab the guy sat next to you to run it with you for bit. like, it turns out that people recognise something with you and that guy but the company you work for is gunna pull the plug. like, you pull out all the stocks for that one last episode and it works, it pays off. like, its been seven years since then and you and that guy are still going, people still see that same spark in the both of you, still believe in you to do good. i don't know, maybe it's just a silly show on the internet but also maybe unsolved and now watcher are a beautiful success story about passion and hard work and never giving up. about the friends you make along the way or something. who's to say.
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todd-queen · 8 months
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The Intimacy of Eating a Person
insp. by my Hannibal and TLT brainrot <3
John 1.20, Nona the Ninth // Poison Ivy (Wilson) #6 // The Unwanted Guest, Scene VI // Hannibal 1.10 Buffet Froid // Ch. 34, Gideon the Ninth // Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge // Ch. 48, Harrow the Ninth // The Four Loves, C.S. Lewis // Ch. 17, Nona the Ninth
maybe this makes no sense but I wanted to share it to get it out of my head (I'm slowly going insane)
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shoshiwrites · 1 month
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matching icons for u and ur bestie
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goffilolo · 6 months
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returning from my hiatus temporarily only to drop this silly little au
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The best comic book relationship trope by far is: ridiculously over-powered literal goddess and her boyfriend, just some guy who’s embarrassingly in love with her
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xoxoemynn · 10 months
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Google: men began wearing wedding rings in the mid-20th century
Me, a scholar of David Jenkins: the first men to exchange wedding rings were Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet in the early 18th century 🥰
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221bfakerstreet · 15 days
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babytarttdoodoo · 10 months
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kind of a rouge prompt idea but “i just told a story at work about my childhood that i thought was really funny but now everyone is super quiet and someone said i’m so sorry” but it’s jamie + the team edition. like he talks about a traumatising James Thing and has no idea how horrifying it is until they’re all like …… wtf
love your writing! <3
Thanks for the prompt (and the lovely compliment)!
I’ll preface this by saying I have next to no knowledge of dentistry and you should not assume any medical assertions made here are correct.
((I also feel like I should add that I finished this one off while more than a little tipsy.))
Enjoy the himbo chaos.
(Prompt Fill Masterpost)
“Ay, dios mio, it was terrifying.” Dani put an emphatic hand to his chest. “Earl. He still haunts me.”
“Thought you were over that, bruv.” Isaac frowned up at him from his usual spot on the locker bench.
“On the pitch, yes. But at night…” Dani shook his head mournfully. “I have dreams of being chased in the dark. I know it is him.”
“I used to have dreams like that.” Colin piped up, pausing in tying his laces and looking haunted. “‘Cept it was my nana chasing me, on her mobility scooter.”
A few people sniggered and Isaac clapped Colin’s shoulder. “That’s fucked up.”
“I never remember my dreams,” Sam mused. “But I have always been a very deep sleeper. My father says I was the envy of all other parents when I was a baby.”
“I have only ever had one nightmare.” Richard declared. “All of my beautiful little teeth fell out of my mouth and I was ugly. Who will kiss me if I have no teeth?”
“Who’s losing teeth?” Jamie asked, joining the conversation from the doorway with a furrowed brow.
“We are discussing nightmares,” Jan explained matter-of-factly, then turned back to Richard. “Dreams about losing teeth are commonly attributed to stress.”
Jamie shook his head, still looking confused.
“Nah, don’t get that one, mate. Your dentist can just stick ‘em right back in, can’t they?”
That sparked a round of horrified protests and Jamie flapped his hands like a conductor to quiet the rabble.
“Eh, eh, I’m right!”
“Actually…” Sam held up his phone, open on an NHS webpage. “Jamie is correct.”
The locker room erupted into disgust and outrage while Jamie grinned smugly and tipped his I,COG cap to Sam for the assist.
“Hold on, how did you know that?” Isaac demanded, staring at Jamie like he had two heads. That quietened the team a little as heads swivelled in Jamie’s direction.
“Knocked two of ‘em out when I were, like, 10.” He shrugged and tapped a fingernail against one of his front teeth in demonstration. “Mum’s friend were a dental nurse. Told her to put them in some milk and take me to hospital.”
“You were very lucky.” Sam commented, still scrolling through the information he had found. “A significant gap in your teeth can lead to premature ageing.”
“And what a tragedy that would have been, eh?” Jamie beamed, gesturing to his face. “To think I might have deprived the world of this top tier mug.”
Other players groaned and laughed, a few tossing socks or discarded shirts in Jamie’s direction while he ducked, sniggering.
“How do you know they gave you your real teeth back?” Bumbercatch questioned, with an air that suggested great suspicion of the dentistry profession as a whole.
Jamie considered that. “Fair point,” he conceded. “They feel like mine, though.”
“Wait, how do you even manage to lose two teeth at once?” Colin interjected, muffled by his fingers as he prodded his own mouth in confusion. “I’ve never lost any after my baby teeth.”
“Took a snooker cue to the face.” The team winced as a collective and Jamie nodded sagely. “Were pretty grim. Blood all over the pub floor and everything.”
“You were 10?” Thierry clarified, face scrunched up. “Do kids normally get into bar fights here?”
“Well, yeah, s’pose not.” Jamie shuffled in place, suddenly looking a bit uncomfortable. “Weren’t a fight so much. Dad took me in to watch a match and it all kicked off a bit.”
An uneasy quiet overtook the general hubbub and more than one face went stony at that revelation.
“Mate.” Jeff looked like he’d rather not be the one probing further, but had bitten the bullet anyway. “Your, uh, your dad wasn’t the one with the pool cue, was he?”
“Eh…” Jamie glanced around the room before answering. “Well, yeah. He was. But I’m, like, 90% sure it were an accident.”
Chaos detonated like a bomb.
Isaac and Richard jumped to their feet, one cursing in French, the other demanding to know how long it would take to get to Manchester. Colin seemed to be googling train times.
Dani had taken to rifling through his bag, looking for god knows what, and Thierry was strapping on his mask like it was war paint (he didn’t even need it anymore, he just liked looking scary).
Jan was a terrifyingly silent pillar in the middle of the storm and Sam… Well, Sam looked like he had been gutted.
“OI!” Roy’s bellow commanded immediate silence, players freezing mid-shout. He was framed by the door to the coaches’ office, arms crossed and typical glare set in place. “What the fuck is going on out here?”
“Close ranks!” Jamie all but squeaked, invoking a hallowed, sacred vow from the team to collectively shut the fuck up.
All eyes turned to Issac who, as captain, had the final say.
On balance, he decided it was probably best that their new manager didn’t get arrested for murder before the season even got underway.
“Agreed.” he finally acquiesced and the whole room affirmed their compliance sullenly. It just wasn’t worth the forfeit to cave in under Roy’s (very effective) glare.
“... right then.” Roy finally allowed, still looking at them all suspiciously. “Then get out on the pitch and stop wasting our time.”
Everyone clamoured towards the tunnel, eager to escape the intense atmosphere. All except Jamie, who was still hurriedly pulling on his kit.
He tried not to seize up when Roy sidled over.
“You’ll tell me later.”
It wasn’t phrased as a question and Jamie knew better than to take it as one. He slumped in defeat.
“Yeah. Probably.”
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fakeoutbf · 1 year
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it's worth it all this time...
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revelisms · 4 months
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Emeritus Bros 🦇
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pearwaldorf · 3 months
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Things I need to remember today, and perhaps you do too. I love you all.
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