I was feeling rubbish so I drew stuff so if you see me posting in a while mind your own business
Thank you so much!
The power of having a no-rancor, no-fuss policy of unfollowing ANYone who causes you the least amount of stress while scrolling Tumblr, it’s infinitely peaceful, you can spew whatever shitty hot takes you need to get out its your personal blog but these are also my eyes and I shall avert them Sir.
me texting my mum today has just been
‘morning mum! just ate coleslaw and my upper lip got itchy and swelled up! weird!’
‘hey mum, just had some more coleslaw for lunch! this time my bottom lip got itchy and swelled up!’
‘had a real good dinner but the coleslaw made BOTH my lips get itchy and swell up. i look stupid. like bad lip injections. hope your dinner was nice!’
i think she probably really loves my messages
on a pseudo-related note i like that i spent two days at a friend’s house and it boosted my productivity a ridiculous amount
god i wish my computer could run baldur’s gate 3 i want to fuck astarion so bad
Reminder that if you catch me referring to you by they/them pronouns, chances are I do not feel comfortable assuming your identity, if you did not mention it during our convos or you did in fact say it at some point, but I ma boo boo the fool and completely forgot and now I am struggling really hard to save face
I am sorry fams, my memory tends to fail me like a Russian roulette (the biggest asshole in my life smh) ~ Mal
starter for @guideinferno
He felt weak, so very weak - it did not help him either, that his lungs was filling up with blood, chest impaled like a weak little butterfly. Frail little fingers scratched at the dirt, trying to dig into the earth. He could feel the demons pull at his leg, threatening to rip his limbs apart. Why they didn’t kill him out right, Vitale didn’t know… but they wanted him for some reason.
Hazy eyes stared forwards, the form of someone standing blurry against the flaming background of their burning home.
Was it his older brother?
But he didn’t leave the house - only he and Vergil did.
But Vergil went all the way to the graveyard… Vitale never caught up to his healthier brother.
The yanking at his legs continued, ripples of pain and the sensation of flesh almost ripping nearly bringing tears to his eyes. He bit his lip, trying not to cry out in pain - why were they playing with him, instead of killing him? Vitale bowed his head, eyes closing and his entire body shivering, fearful of what these demons wanted from him.
The sound of fighting brought the child’s gaze up, and the figure that had been standing before the mansion was moving - killing. “… Bro… ther?” His voice, hoarse, weak… but seeing someone still fighting… Vitale’s struggles began anew, twisting and turning to loosen the demon’s hold. Biting through his lip, he twisted his foot, hearing a violent crack in his leg, knowing that something broke… but it was enough for him to slip from the demon’s grip and stumble towards the mansion.
what is this whole talk against peaky women??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?! the only women ppl are allowed to hate are linda and gina ONLY THATS IT
The Fervant Care of Dying Things is back up on ao3 and I am alive
My mom: I just don’t like *sister’s bf’s mother* I don’t know why I just cant stand her
Me: well she’s okay with pedophilia
Mm: what do you mean
Me: do you not remember her trying to set me up with her 21 year old son when I was 14 almost 15
Mm: but *sister’s bff* said he only just now turned 20
Me: then who was she trying to set me up with!?
Mm: when did this even happen?
Me: when she tried to get me to do a “play date” with a grown man!
Mm: oh yeah, well they are mormon
i’ve thought very hard about how i’d tell him
hm lil stabby pains like pop rocks in multiple parts of my torso! love that for me!
Ykno what? I want nocturne remake & smt v. I think those games will be sexy and improve my life dramatically
Goshhh my phone usually plays songs while I’m showering in between the curtain curtain and the lil uh.. translucent waterproof layer but in our new setup it’s not translucent it’s transparent and like.. yknow can’t exactly keep my camera there huh.. what am i gonna do?!
Getting that trippy motion blur without the drugs or colours. Feel like I’m trying to fall asleep in 720p60. Finished my midterm though.
Why on earth am I losing followers so rapidly? Did I do something wrong…