#Why would you do that?

[yum-zlurplie]

giggling and kicking my feet when enphoso says this

like whatcha gon do if i do steal cutie pie? hm? you to cute to be threatening

#regretevator enphoso #regretevator #love enphoso sm he such a lil man ❤❤ #idk care if he is canonically violent and murderous in lore i have never cared #he still such a little cutie pie to me #like why make him so cute #why would you do that? #he is just a little guy #a cutie patootie #and a little wet cat in a bath tub #and i love him sm for that #also its /platonic to me #he isn't hot to me #in fact #i see him as a son kinda sorta

[honeytuesday]

whatever dude, the silliest gooses honk the loudest 🥱

#i feel like ive been encountering a lot of bitterness lately #ik being realistic is important but like a huge part of youth is restlessness with who and where and what you are and want to be #and the cruel delight with which some ppl seek to squash that? #why would you do that? #do you feel better dragging someone down into your misery? #idk dude it is so much to keep pushing through

[vi0lentg0d]

Ares voted"Yes" on the destruction of Percy Jackson because he broke Clarisse's spear.

I don't make the rules-

#pjo #percy series #wtf percy #literally bullying #why would you do that? #clarisse did nothing wrong

[disgruntled-prince]

Lia: Oto-san, how do ya get nails and blades out ya body? I ate some that was inside candy bars and meat 😅

...........

You go to a hospital. That's what you do.

#leona kingscholar #twst roleplay #twst rp #Why would you do that?

[jazzy-tzw]

Putting two bad bitches against eachother in the qualifying match? I’m so disappointed in Hunter

#why would you do that? #la knight #montez ford

[graphicabyss]

Mobile game: Try this relaxing puzzle that'll make you relax. Just chill and don't worry about a thing.

Me: You know what? It is actually pretty relaxing.

Mobile game: Good job! Btw, did you know you finished that level 10 minutes later than most plyers, you stupid idiot?

#ugh #why would you do that? #mobile games #games

[lyxchen]

Fucking hate that I can't even talk about a guy that I think is cool without somebody thinking I have a crush on that guy :|

#like i was out at our local bookstore with my friend and there's this guy who works there who is definetly some kind of queer (i'm pretty #sure he's trans) #and he's so cool!!! #like i once asked him if they had any neil gaiman books and he was really happy to show me and was like 'have you read good omens already?' #and then he showed me all the books they had and i just really like him because he's cool #and after my friend and i were out of the bookstore again i told her about that guy just because i wanted to but then she was like making #suggestive comments and idk i just don't like it #and then i have to defend myself but that just makes it sound even more like i have a crush when i Don't #hhhhhhh #like also when talking about male celebrities that i think are pretty or cool #i always try to tone it don't because i'm afraid people think i have a crush #and like not everyone knows that i'm a lesbian #but also why is that always the first thing people assume?? #can't i just say this man is cool?? #it's the amatonormativity #anyways #idk where i'm going with this post all i'm saying is #if i ever call a man on here pretty or say things similar to that then i am saying that from the comfort of my own room and i would never #ever want to be in a relationship with him #same goes for famous people in general #like no matter the gender #like i don't get that that's apparently a real thing #that people actually want to be with a celebrity or kiss them or have sex with them #like noooo please no #looking at them very cool very nice yes i love doing that #but ever actually doing anything in the romantic direction with a person you literally do not know? #why would you do that? #like yes i say that i'm in love with charlize theron but only as an actress #never in real life #lea's random thoughts

[eyes-above--the-waves]

I legit forgot that Corey Perry now plays for Edmonton and it's just reminded me how much respect I lost for the Oilers after they signed him.

#like...ew david #why would you do that? #leafs lb #toronto maple leafs

[123mirage]

"Alright which one of you blabbed?"

#WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

[shadow13dickpistons]

Today, a man tried to impress me by sending me, unprompted

A short story

Of Santa's elves

FIGHTING TO THE DEATH

TO FUCK MRS CLAUS

And he was really shocked and offended when that didn't work on me.

#bro I will die alone do NOT threaten me with a good time #he knew i had an mfa #why would you do that? #i don't show up to your job and be like 'i know you studied for years to do this but -wet fart noises- #i was told I was wrong to find that off-putting and it was so take and he had never done it before but also it was to take my mind off work #i mean I guess mission accomplished? #real life #i think I'm not sure #oh also HE HAS THREE DAUGHTERS #THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE #so *tame im not going back to fix that

[crystalkleure]

It is frankly alarming how often I will see somebody make a post along the lines of "Why is everybody so mean to me all the time!!" and then their page is just full of nothing but them constantly insulting strangers for no reason

I am not sure if they:

Think they are playfighting with people instead of just Actually Being Rude, so they are genuinely surprised when the other person rightfully gets angry at them [because they are a stranger who has just approached them aggressively for seemingly no reason in a way that does not read as joking]

Are aggressive because they already believe The World Is Shit And Everybody Sucks And WILL Be Mean To Them Inevitably, so they are rude first so they can at least feel good about getting the first hit in. And this just becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, because if you believe everyone sucks and is cruel, and then you do something to PROVOKE aggression from everyone you speak to right off the bat, and so then they are thus aggressive towards you...well, uh, Indeed Everyone You Talk To Will Not Be Nice To You, then.

Are viewing themself as some kind of martyr who is somehow making the world a better place by trying to drag down random strangers over stupid harmless shit, and they are frustrated that nobody realizes what Good And Noble Work [They Think] They Are Doing by, like, telling everyone they see with a Homestuck pfp to kill themselves or something

Genuinely just have no self-awareness and/or do not grasp the concept that if you say mean things to somebody on the internet they may say mean things back to you

Are trolling

#Sometimes I click around on random blogs outside of the small cluster of people I follow #And I run into this type of thing at least once like almost every time #.It speaks #??? #The world becomes a much nicer place when you are nice or at least polite to new people you meet instead of immediately dogging on them #Especially over stupid shit! #I cannot tell you how many times I see someone start a brand new interaction with a stranger JUST to shame them for having like... #...a character they don't like/a character from a piece of media they don't like as their pfp or something #''Hi random stranger I just NEED you to know I think you are gross and cringe for having a Lusamine Pokemon pfp :) Have a horrible day'' #WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? #That is NOT the same thing as calling out genuinely harmful behaviour. What do you think you are doing. #Anti-Lusamine Tumblr Activism achieves LITERALLY nothing except making both you and the other guy's day worse #I promise you do NOT need to do that. You will be significantly less miserable if you do not do that. #You do NOT need to get into a fight and stress yourself out over that

[sapphic-loser16]

God, I love the Gerudo and Ganondorf so much but wading through all the racism gets kinda tiring sometimes

#Just #let me have them please #They’re objectively the most fascinating race relative with their ties to loz lore #And like #you could do so much cool stuff! #But no! #you decided to make it racist and transphobic! #My god! #why would you do that? #anyways #Legend of Zelda #Sapphierambles #Gerudo

[nullbutler]

nothing makes me happier than knowing fandoms are virtually inaccessible to homophobes

#for context I was visiting some childhood friends #and this girl a few years younger than me was talking about how #she doesn't feel comfortable going on the genshin fandom #because people make of the men kissing #VERBATIM her words she literally said that #anyway we had an inevitable argument and she basically called me a sinner #not gonna visit her any time soon LMAO #I hope her little genshin men are all homos

[lqvesoph]

quite interesting how ferrari developed the car so it fits sainz and now the ferrari's are p7 and p4...

#i mean... #why would you do that? #now charles is struggling with the car #and none of them are doing good #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #scuderia ferrari #dutch gp 2022 #f1 #.x

[thatonesherlocknerd]

I will never understand why people talk about diets during dinner.

#Like what are you trying to accomplish #Talking about loosing weight and cutting out sugar and stuff #Why would you do that? #Like I'm trying to enjoy my meal #And not hate myself even more #Worst thing is when they exactly know how many troubles I have eating

[hello-kuni]

if anyone is going to look at me from the side it better my left side if you look at me from the right you hate me

#you actually hate me if you look at my right side profile and not my left #why would you do that? #you know my left side is my good side #chats ☕️ #at my wedding i’m going to be the right side of the altar so everyone sees my good side #away with tradition #i wanna look good at my wedding