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Headcanon/Preference # 24

Gifs NOT mine.

Year posted - 2023

📝Note(s) - Blue text is them talking to ya.

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| Bo Sinclair |

• Initially he's at a lost for words... Like wtf just happened?

• "What the hell does that even mean?" He asks after getting over his initial confession/shock.

• He's even more confused when you explain what it means, and why you decided to say it.

• "That's really stupid darlin'." He deadpans before dealing with the victim himself.

• He kinda doesn't think you're mature enough to handle it now because of this. 🙄

• Don't let him fool ya, deep down, like really deep down, Bo thought it was kinda funny.

• Wonders to himself why exactly he is so in love with you.

• Totally oblivious to the fact that it's because you do silly shit like this, that make him love you so much.

• You're a total breath of fresh air for him, but he'll never admit that.

• If you do it again, he might slip up and snort.

• He'll totally cover it up with a cough, and totally insist that he didn't laugh...

• He's better than that (Y/n), you should know better by now... 😒

| Vincent Sinclair |

• You thought Bo was confused, Vincent is looking at you like you just grew two heads.

• "What was that?" He'd sign, tilting his head to emphasize his confusion.

• When you explain what it means, and why you said it. He just pats your head affectionately.

• He's still beyond confused, but if you thought it was cleaver/funny then he's happy to humor you.

• Vincent finds it funny that you got such a kick out of it though.

• Wonders how he got so lucky to have such a cute/silly s/o. 😇

• If you do it again, he'll clap proudly before patting your head affectionately again.

• He is honestly proud of you, even if he doesn't always understand your humor.

• Thinks about this encounter every time he sees a bat now.

• Smiling to himself when he remembers just how happy you looked. ☺️

• Wonders to himself what crazy thing you'll say next.

| Lester Sinclair |

• He has no idea what that means, but he's laughing almost as hard as you are.

• "You're so clever sunflower!" He's complimenting you before kissing your temple.

• Proud af despite not knowing what the hell vibe check means.

• Doesn't even question it, he doesn't need answers.

• Lester loves your scene of humour, even when it goes right over his head. 😝

• He's like a dog, he's happy when you're happy, and when you get hyped he's getting hyped with ya!

• Will butt heads with Bo if he tries belittling you for it. No one talks bad about his sweet little sunflower!

• Despite not usually getting into the killing part of things, he was very happy watching you protect him against the tourist.

• Loves how badass and silly you are. The perfect combo in his mind!

• Totally fell deeper in love with you for protecting him, and for making a joke while at it.

• Depending on your size, he might have even jumped into your arms, looking up at you with wide doe eyes.

• Bo was gagging at the sight.🤢

• Wants you to show him what these me-mes are.

| Bubba Sawyer |

• *Tilts head like a cute puppy.*

• What does that mean, and why are you laughing so hard?

• Nudges you until you calm down enough to explain what just happened.

• Laughs softly despite not entirely understanding the joke.

• Wonders if vibe checks are always so violent?

• Bubba totally thinks of the phrase randomly while dealing with a trespasser.

• Queue him wondering if it still counts to vibe check someone with a chainsaw? 🤔

• And he's totally asking you the next time he sees you if it still counts.

• His hands shaking as he writes his question down, making his handwriting kinda hard to read.

• Babbles excitedly when you agree that it counts.

• Blushing when you praise him for it.

• Loves having this little inside joke with you.

• Asks you to show him your favorite memes, so you can bond more over that.

• Doesn't entirely understand most of them, but he dose still enjoy them. 🙂

| Nubbins Sawyer |

• Queue goofy laughter and an excited gremlin man jumping around whooping.

• "That was real funny (Y/n)!" He laughs before taking a quick picture to immortalize the moment.

• Knowing he had no idea what it means you explain it to him, doesn't exactly understand, but he gets the idea... Sorta.

• He yells it all the time when Drayton is chasing him with a broom.

• It infuriates Drayton btw.

• Which makes Nubbins all the happier tbh. 😅

• Sometimes even hollers it before aggressively stabbing his food.

• You think that's bad, if you show him more memes, God himself couldn't help y'all.

• Begs you to vibe check Drayton at least once.

• Giggles everytime he sees the bat.

• Warns trespassers that you'll vibe check their shit, as you once so eloquently put it. 😈

• Gets so so so fucking excited when you grab the bat, even of you're just moving it while cleaning up.

• Yells it with you the next time you go to get someone with the bat, and I mean yells!

| Chop Top Sawyer |

• Just like Nubbins he's laughing his ass off and jumping around excitedly.

• "Ha! You just got vibe checked!" He taunts the victim, weather their dead or alive, and weather or not he even knows what the hell that means.

• It honestly doesn't matter what you say, Chops gonna get hyped and laugh alongside you.

• Does eventually question it after like a week goes by, having gotten distracted from asking about it until now.

• Gets all hyped up again when you explain it, and it honestly makes perfect sense to him. 🤗

• He totally gets pissed one day and vibe checks Drayton with his own broom.

• Bubba had to break up the fight, and he was freaking out the whole time... It was interesting to say the least.

• Yells it over and over again in victims faces while whacking them with a fucking femur bone. 🤦‍♀️

• Makes up little rhymes about you vibe checking people. It's both dark and hilariously fitting.

• Damn near looses his mind if you ever do it again, you'd think he was going on about Nam Land again with how excited he got.

| Tex Sawyer |

• Smiles despite having no idea what the fuck you said even means.

• "Good job angel." He's complimenting with a proud smile. 🤠

• He's happy you're able to deal with victims, and have fun doing it.

• "So what exactly does that mean angel?" He'll ask a little while after dealing with the victim.

• You end up asking what he's talking about, because you honestly weren't sure.

• "Vibe check." He clarified with a chuckle, thinking about how excited you had looked while yelling it.

• When you explain what it means, and why you said it.

• Tex is kinda just like. "Seems a bit odd, but if it makes you happy angel I'm happy." kissing you lovingly afterwards. 🥰

• Gifts you a reinforced bat some time later, just in case you need it again.

• His sense of humour is kinda cheesy, so he really enjoys how silly your humor gets.

• Teasingly warns his brothers that you'll vibe check them of they don't straighten up after themselves.

• Convincing them just how bad a vibe check is, when it involves a bat covered in metal plates.

• It's his way of making sure your chores don't get pushed to the side, in favor of cleaning up after them, when they can do it themselves.

• Gushes with so much pride when if you do it again, especially if it was a rather tough victim.

| Vilmer Sawyer |

• Laughs like a fucking lunatic, taunting the victim, dead or alive.

• "You get 'em baby doll!" He encourages with vigor, his eyes wide and wild.

• Doesn't matter in the slightest bit that he has no idea what it means, he himself says some pretty wild stuff so. 🤷‍♀️

• Gets the gist that it isn't exactly a pleasant thing, considering you nearly caved a dudes skull in after yelling it.

• Subconsciously makes a mental note to not piss you off when a bat is nearby.

• While also subconsciously wondering if he could take a vibe check. 🤔

• Threats pretty much everyone with having you vibe check them.

• Probably got turned on by it in a weird way as well.

• You're hot when you're acting a bit wild, so can you really blame him?

• Ends up building a serious collection of bats for you, in case any of the others brake or get lost.

• Encouraging you to do it again the moment the opportunity arises.

• And nearly creaming his jeans when you actually end up doing it again.

| Thomas Hewitt |

• *Stands there with chainsaw in hand, completely baffled by what you just said and did.* 😮

• Follows you around until you explain what just happened.

• Finds it very funny once he understands.

• Sometimes secretly wishes you'd vibe check Charlie.

• So beyond happy knowing you can and will defend the family if needed, while also remaining true to yourself.

• Though he can't help but feel like the bat isn't the sturdiest thing to use. 😰

• Asks you to show him some more memes, relating with some of them and coming to understand your humor more.

• Ends up collecting enough bats to make sure there is one in every room of the house, including the attic that no one uses.

• Smiles so bright when or if you do it again.

• He's seriously so proud of you and your almost carefree nature.

• Shows you the most ideal spots to hit in order to properly incapacitate your victim.

• Rewards you with kisses when you pick up these little lessons rather quickly.

| Billy Loomis |

• He stares at you with a completely unamused look.

• "Are you fucking serious right now babe?" Queue him rolling his eyes at your grin.

• "God that was so corny." He'll sigh at your "lame" joke.

• Secretly finds it rather amusing, and even cute that you did it.

• Would rather fight God himself than admit that though, especially to you.

• He'll never boost your ego when it comes to your sense of humour. 🙄

• Unfortunately knows what it means because of you and Stu sending him stupid memes all the time.

• Not so substantially leaves the bats he had at his house, from when he was in baseball, in random places around your home.

• Annoyed that your humor is just as cringy as Stu's, at least that's how he acts.

• Y'all know better though.

• Caught himself smirking when you did it again, quickly wiping it away before you had a chance to notice. 😐

• Takes the time to show you proper form with swinging a bat, and how to effectively put more power behind your blows.

• Is honestly happy you take so much enjoyment out of it, regardless of how you do it.

| Stu Macher |

• Wheezing with laughter, so much he's crying, and now his sides hurt.

• "Fuck yeah! Get 'em cupcake!" He'll cheer before bursting into a fit of giggles again.

• He's a shit poster, he knows exactly what meme this is from, and he loves it.

• Begs you to do it again so he can record it. 📹

• But his hands are shaking so much from trying to hold in his laughter that the video quality is shit.

• That doesn't stop him from wheezing every time he watches the video however.

• Randomly says it every so often after you did, when he's dealing with a victim. 🔪

• Gushes about it to Billy all the time, completely oblivious to Billy's growing annoyance.

• Giggles randomly in classes sometimes when he's suddenly reminded of it.

• Fucking adores how in tune your humor is with his.

• He's also so beyond happy he was able to convince Billy to let you in on their secret, and that you took to it so freaking well.

• Reenacts you doing it every once in a while, making you giggle at his excitement.

| OG Michael Myers |

• He just stares at you with unimpressed eyes.

• Walks away before you even have a chance to explain the joke.

• Secretly found it amusing.

• But you'll never know that.

• Wonders why you are the way you are, like he's got any room to talk. 🙄

• Honestly proud of the swing you gave when you hit the victim.

• Therefore glad to know you can take care of yourself if need be.

• Thus wondering if you'd always say stupid shit like that even if he wasn't around to see it.

• Sighs dramatically when or if you ever do it again.

• But he'll pat your back reassuringly.

• He's trying to be gentle while doing so, but he's failing miserably. 😭

• Acts all grumpy when you try showing him other memes you enjoy.

• He'll never understand any of it, or your humor.

• He's totally a hypocrite btw, remember his little joke with the sheet with holes for eyes, and glasses perched upon his sheet covered face?

• If you're aware of this little joke he pulled, and you bring it up, he'll sulk off for a while.

• How dare you call him out?

| RZ Michael Myers |

• He tilts his head in confusion, watching you with curious eyes.

• After dealing with the body, and ensuring you're alone, he'll slip off his mask and rest his forehead against the side of your head.

• It's his way of asking you to explain what you meant. 🥰

• He's still hiding behind his hair, but through those blond locks, you can see his shimmering eyes, full of child like wonder.

• When you explain what you meant, and why exactly you said it, he's chuckling softly under his breath.

• He doesn't exactly know what it means, but it's still amusing, especially considering the context in which you said it.

• "Silly." He murmurs so quietly, you almost missed it.

• And before you could say anything else he pulled you to lay against his chest, lovingly stroking your hair.

• If it happens again he's chuckling softly before patting your head affectionately.

• Indulges you when you want to show him more of your favorite memes.

• Loves that childish humor, and sometimes uses it himself, even if he's only quoting it in his head.

• Rewards you with candy every time you say something funny. 🍬

• He knows his mother would have adored you if you'd ever had the chance to meet her.

| Corey Cunningham |

• He was totally caught off guard by that one, but once he focuses again he's snickering with a shake of his head.

• "Really babe?" He asked with a grin, pulling you against his chest, just smiling at you.

• No explanation needed, Corey was familiar with the meme. Mostly because of you, as of late, showing him all sorts of memes.

• He found it silly that you used it in such a serious situation, but he doesn't disapprove in the slightest.

• Mindlessly thinks about it all the time, smiling softly to himself.

• He's beyond happy you approve of his new lifestyle, and have embraced it as wholeheartedly as you have him with all of his faults.

• Found it incredibly hot the way you looked as you swung the bat. Fierce and sexy. 😱

• Finds out that he is in love with your aggressive side, which leads to experimenting in the bedroom.

• Anytime he comes across a stray bat he'll snag it for you, you can never have to many bats!

• He is so proud of you when you do it, it's just so you, and in his mind, adorable.

• Praises you for being able to do something so brutal, and yet making it a fun experience for you.

• Covers your face with kisses everytime. 😘

| Brahms Heelshire |

• He totally jumped when you hollered, he wasn't expecting that don't tease him!

• Like yeah screw the MF that broke into the Heelshire estate, but did you really have to yell like that? 🥺

• Pouts at you from behind his mask, crossing his arms childishly, waiting for you to comfort him.

• Soaks up that attention once you start giving it to him, forgiving you for startling him only if you pepper his now unmasked face with kisses. 💋

• "(Y/n) what does vibe check mean?" Brahms asks in his child's voice, tilting his head with wonder.

• Snickers with delight when you explain it to him.

• Demands you show him more memes, finding them greatly amusing, even the shitty ones.

• Goes around vibe checking his toys for a while.

• Looking to you for approval every time he does it, and pouting when you aren't paying attention.

• Sometimes you'll hear him in the walls hollering vibe check followed by a loud thump.

• Looses it when or if you ever do it again, clapping his hands all excitedly.

• He's tackled you atleast once while shouting vibe check.

• He thought it was hilarious. You? Not so much.

(Victims being deadites)

| Ash Williams |

• Snorts like a fucking dork, regardless of the fact that he has no idea what that means.

• "That was groovy baby, but what does that mean exactly?" He questioned before pecking your lips.

• After you've explained it he's still completely obvious to what it means.

• Queue Ash quoting it all wrong all the freaking time. 😒

• And totally brushing it off when you point that fact out.

• Probably insists that you don't know what it means, despite the fact that you're the certified meme Queen/King. 😤

• Acts all cool whenever he says it, beaming with pride even when you face palm in response.

• Finds memes on his own, and shows them to you with excitement.

• They either suck, or you've already seen it.

• Sasses other deadites, and threatens to vibe check them with his chainsaw, or better yet sick you on them.

• He's so fucking proud of you for being able to take on deadites, and he gushes about you all the fucking time.

• When you do it again he ends up crying from laughing so hard.

• "Did you see the look on their face?"

| Pablo Simon Bolivar |

• Falls into a fit of giggle once he realizes what you said.

• "Good one babe!" He compliments with a wide grin.

• He ends up having to explain it to a very confused Ash. 🤨

• Ash mutters about how weird you both are, before walking off to try and find some "tail".

• Beyond happy that you can handle yourself.

• Maybe even a little jealous of how clam you were.

• When on the road you both show eachother memes back and forth, while Ash tries desperately to strike up conversation.

• Never fails to fall into a fit of giggles whenever you shout silly shit like that before dealing with the deadite.

• Wonders to himself all the time as to how he got so lucky to meet someone so badass and fun, let alone to date them.

• In awe every single time you do something so awesome, falling in love even more.😍

• Ends up cracking similar jokes whenever he gets the courage to deal with a deadite himself.

| Otis Driftwood |

• Looks at you like you just said the dumbest thing in the world.

• "What the hell is wrong with you?" He'll ask with an annoyed huff.

• Very unimpressed when you explain what it means, and why you said it. 😑

• "That's gotta be the stupidest shit I've ever heard." He shook his head before walking off.

• Acts like he ain't ever said stupid shit before.

• Refuses to indulge you with checking out memes together, says their childish, and therefore stupid.

• He's such a grumpy old fuck.

• Facepalms if you ever do it again.

• Probably even taunts you about them while he's fucking you stupid. 😂

• "How's this for a vibe check?" He'd hiss before thrusting into you so hard your head hit the headboard.

• That's the only time he'd ever even acknowledge the damn meme, or any others for that matter.

• Tells you to read a fucking book instead of looking at a bunch of "useless" memes.

• Rants about your ridiculous humor to his victims when you're not around.

| Baby Firefly |

• Queue her contagious laughter.

• "Get 'em sexy!" She cries out, followed by more giggling.

• Doesn't even question it, and she already loves it.

• Praises you for being so fun and dangerous.

• Reenacts it all the time with shrill laughter, much to they annoyance of Otis.

• Jumps around clapping excitedly when you do it again. 🤩

• Mocks the fuck outta the victim, and playfully warns the others about what's coming their way.

• Sometimes says it over and over again while whacking a victim with a doll.

• Gets so so excited when you show her more memes, and runs around quoting them all the time.

• She got pissed once and vibe checked a drunk Otis, knocking him unconscious until morning.

• "Say it again! Say it again!" She'll demand every time you say it.

• Smothering you with kisses when you do as she asks.

• Flaunts you around the house for being so amazing, sexy, and badass! 😌

| David |

• *Exasperated face palm*🤦🏼‍♂️

• Did he find it funny? Yeah but he'll never let you know that.

• Well what was funny was mostly the look on the victims face, but what you said was also kinda amusing.

• "Happy now kitten?" He'll ask tauntingly, a sarcastic smile on his face.

• But as you beam excitedly at him that sarcasm just kinda washes away, you're just to damn cute.

• Always encouraging you to get involved with their hunting after that, weather you intend on turning or not.

• Gets you a reinforced bat and insists you always have it with you, boardwalk or no, just to be safe. 😊

• Silently praising you in his head for such an effective blow. You really are a deadly sight.

• Wonders where you get your sense of humour from.

• Just knows you Marko and Paul are going to be trouble, he can just sense it happening. (if it hasn't already that is)

• When you explained where it came from, and all about memes, he insists no instructs you to not show Marko and Paul.

• Did he find it incredibly hot? Yes, yes he did. And yes you will learn about that as he attacks your neck with nips and kisses.

• "Fucking love you." He growled as he clamped down on your neck, leaving behind one hell of a love bite.

| Dwayne |

• A little to stunned to know how to react. But admittedly there is a grin tugging at his lips.

• "What was that about?" He asked as his smile grew, placing his hands on your hips, just gazing into your eyes with wonder and adoration.

• You quickly explained yourself sheepishly, suddenly feeling incredibly silly for saying something like that in front of him.😅

• He chuckles and reassures you that it was really amusing, placing a kiss against your temple, then your nose, then your lips.

• Then he suddenly gets really excited and starts whooping, praising you for being such a badass, and for protecting yourself.

• He knew you were perfect for him, he just didn't realize how perfect, until now that is. 😍

• When you properly introduce him to memes, he finds them amusing, but he would much rather prefer a book still.

• Though he will indulge you more than David will.

• He knows your humor is different from his own, but not nearly as much as David's, so you both can joke around easily.

• Gets a sturdy wooden bat for you, and carves intricate designs into it, including both of your names of course.

• Smiles at the excitement you show when he finally gifts it to you, big ol' red bow tied around the bat when he passes it to you.

• Melts at the praise you shower him in, although he gets hungry when you start showering him with kisses, leads to a long and tiring night.

| Marko |

• *Literal heart eyes! And swooning so much deeper than he already has.*

• "GET 'EM TIGER!" He shouts excitedly, now flying just above your head in circles, and just giggling like an absolute fiend.😆

• Then like the flip of a switch he's attacking you with kisses and lust, not even realizing that his face was still shifted in his vampiric form.

• Begs and I mean begs you to do it again, even if that means he's gotta go out and lure a new victim out to you.

• Pesters you to know where you got that from, and when you explain it to him he's all hyper again, and he wants to know more.

• Gets so into memes it's ridiculous, once he understands the whole meme thing, he'll start making his own. (mostly for you and Paul)

• He's really good at making them btw.

• Also he can't wait to see how deadly you are with a bat when you're finally turned.

• Gets a bat for you, and paints it so extravagantly, it's honestly magical, and you don't know if you can bring yourself to actually use it.

• He encourages you to use it anyways, promising to make you another bat if this one gets messed up.

• Fucking howls with laughter if you do it again, or if it's even just mentioned. 😂

• He gushes about your scene of humor all the time, and about how dangerous you are, even to his victims before he drains them.

• Y'all have inside jokes like crazy that revolve around memes now.

• "Keep it up and you'll get a vibe check from a literal goddess/god." He'd hiss tauntingly to a victim, already knowing the fucker was deadmeat.

| Paul |

• *Giggles until his sides hurt.*

• "Kill 'em baby kill 'em!" He exclaims with boisterous laughter, flying around like a hyper kid, much like Marko.

• This memory will live in his head rent free for the rest of his life no joke.🙃

• In his excitement he totally pulled you into his arms, and flew up into the night sky. Hope you aren't afraid of heights!

• No need to explain where you got it from, or what it means exactly, he loves it and understands already.

• And no he hasn't really seen any memes, but he understands the humor all the same.

• But when you show him the vast world of memes he's so stoked about it, you both go down a real rabbit hole.

• You mostly communicate in memes now, and the only one that usually understands is Marko, David and Dwayne are just left in the dark.

• He reenacts you hitting the victim over and over, getting more out of hand each time.

• Gushes about how you could literally knock someone's head off when you finally turn.

• Got really serious once with a victim that started talking shit about you, getting all up in the guy's face warning him that you'd kill the prick with a single wing of a bat.

• And he'll dramatically swoon if you do it again to defend him, kissing you fiercely as he yet again floats up into the air with you in his arms.

• How did he get so lucky to have such a badass, funny, and incredibly sexy babe as you to be his mate? 🥰

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(This is an old piece that's been setting in my drafts for ages, finally got around to finishing it and so here we are.)

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