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laurikarauchscat · 1 day

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Emhyr wakes up to a hangover from hell and a blaring cellphone, and immediately wishes for death. He is feeling absolutely shit.

He has to keep an arm over his face as he reaches for the phone blindly.

“Hello,” he croaks.

“...It’s 11 in the morning.” Geralt says on the other side, in lieu of greeting like a normal fucking person.

“What do you want?”

“Are you home? Ciri said you had a work thing last night, and if I just woke you up-”

“I’m home. Does Cirilla need a change of clothing?” He had told his obstinate child the weather would be too warm for winter wear this weekend, but her head was quite hard. If he was feeling slightly better he might be feeling vindicated at this moment.

“Yeah. I'll be over in fifteen.”

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Emhyr is waiting on the porch as Geralt finally makes his appearance. He had barely made it to his position at the top of the steps, and was just contemplating attempting the descent when he catches Geralt’s judgemental expression through the windshield. Fuck that, he decides, as he plops the bag of clothes down next to him, resolved to make Mr Well Adjusted climb up the stairs his goddamned self if he wants to be super dad so bad.

He is well aware of what he must look like in that moment, but he is quite convinced that Geralt should be grateful he has at least managed to greet him freshly showered (he’d spent ten minutes under the water leaning with his head against the wall), with a towel around his waist and a bathrobe on his back.

As Geralt comes sauntering up the driveway, looking mean and fit and totally sober, Emhyr takes a fortifying drag of his cigarette. He has to close his eyes as he expels the smoke, since the sight of the rapidly moving white particles past his face might just have him give in to the temptation to ruin Geralt’s day by vomiting all over him.

“Ciri said you quit.” the dickhead rumbles.

“It shall be our little secret.” Emhyr answers in the most condescending tone he can manage in his impaired state. He points to the bag at his feet, and is rewarded by a flash of irritation on Geralt’s face.

As the other man stomps up the steps, Emhyr experiences a moment of regret for not just tossing the bag at him, when he sees Mr Fitness' eyes linger on his soft belly. Instead, he affects the unbothered, and leans his arm on the banister next to him, trying his best to look self assured despite still very much feeling like shit. He maintains the pose until Geralt gets back into his hideously dilapidated vehicle.

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In the perfectly serviceable and actually quite well maintained truck, Geralt frantically reaches for his cellphone as he takes up his place behind the wheel. He struggles to pull his eyes away from the half naked man now sashaying to the porch couch to drape himself over it, porno style.

“Yen,” he says, as the woman in question picks up his call, “I swear to GOD Emhyr is trying to seduce me. Can you believe that!!??”

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paintedpatroclus · 10 months

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witcher steve has a bard who takes his job very seriously

#steve harrington #eddie munson #witcher au #the witcher #stranger things 4 #stranger things #my art #posting all my backlogged art from twitter queue #steddie #steve x eddie

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raynecreates · 1 year

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More Cowboy AU sketches because why not??

With a glimpse of the only tattoo Geralt has. He and the wolves got plastered one night and Geralt lost a bet, so he had to get the name of a woman tattooed on him. He went with his favorite of course, right over his heart.

#geraskier #jaskier #witcher au #geralt of rivia #sketchings #cowboy au

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blackrubus · 4 months

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Some old things with witcher au (hehe I have more, but post it later) X) Oh some day I would be have more energy for a something new from this au…

#dcu #dick grayson #damian wayne #damian al ghul #ras al ghul #tim drake #roy harper #jayson todd #cassandra cain #jon kent #respawn #dc universe #witcher au

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helpfulhellhounds · 1 year

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"you do realize sorcery is a delicate art, don't you? how exactly am I supposed to perform any magic under these conditions? geralt? GERALT!"

I thought a sorcerer!jaskier au might be fun. and after a chaotic weekend, witcher fans deserve a treat. happy halloween!

[image description: a digital painting of jaskier as a sorcerer, standing with one hand on his hip and the other on his thigh. he wears a white shirt, a large pointed blue hat, a matching cape, and dark blue breeches secured with a statement gold-buckled belt. end id.]

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unlikely-gravestones · 1 year

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@softest-punk so i literally never stopped thinking about yen!Dream and this whole witcher au is running laps around my brain....i love it including the sketch bc he’s pretty <3

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noxarcanaart · 2 years

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witcher steve and bard eddie 🐺 🎻

uncropped version under cut 👇

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve x eddie #steveddie #steddie au #witcher au #kleo does art

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historia-xxx · 2 months

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I’m cooking on some more Witcher Au stuff (´∀`)

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I may try have a go at making a short comic on how these two met in this Au…

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slumberingcorpse · 10 months

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Imagine if instead of cats being terrified of witchers, they instead loved witchers? I can just picture Lambert just walking into a town with an army of cats that he’s gathered just to cause utter chaos. (Yes, he has tried to train all of his cats to attack people he doesn’t like. He gave up after a week). Every time, Eskel sleeps in a barn or stables he wakes up with a whole colony of stray cats sleeping on him causing him to often get up late since he doesn’t want to disturb their sleep. He also makes sure to feed them any chance he gets. Geralt would constantly lose his mind during hunts since kittens will start to pop out of nowhere wanting attention and he will have to kill monsters while protecting each cat. As for Vesemir, he busies himself with building cat trees for all the cats that wander into Kear Morhan and treat them as more of his children. He gave them all names and makes clothes, toys (Made with the purest of cat nip), and beds for all of them. Some of them even have small versions of the wolf medallions as collars.

#the witcher #witcher fanfiction #witcher fic #ficlet #witcher #witcher geralt #witcher eskel #eskel my beloved #eskel #eskel witcher #lambert #witcher lambert #papa vesemir #vesemir #the witcher fandom #witcher fandom #witcher au

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queerava · 1 month

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uhhhh discovered something about witcher 1 and got too silly with @thedeerus witcher!goro au (cropped to hell cause im SHY)

#my art #p5 #shuake #witcher au #uuuuuoyuyyuuggh #<- me draawing each one #persona 5 protagonist #kurusu akira #akechi goro

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nathanwonderwolf · 3 months

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Jaskier and Geralt from my old monster AU

Strigoi!Jaskier Werewolf!Geralt

#witcher au #geraskier #the witcher #geralt x jaskier

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paintedpatroclus · 9 months

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a quiet moment with the bard

#witcher au #witcher #witcher netflix #twn #eddie munson #steve x eddie #steve harrington #steddie #my art

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raynecreates · 1 year

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Some cowboy AU Geraskier - Requested last month by a patron 🤠

#geraskier #jaskier x geralt #geralt x jaskier #jaskier #patron request #witcher au #cowboy au

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blackrubus · 4 months

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A little sketches with TimCon X) Tim is half-elf (just general citys elf not something special) and Con… Half Elf too))(Well, you know, the normal human Wizzar + Powerfull Elven Wizzard = wtf are you little homunculus………) They studied magic together, they was a lover, now they just a friends… (Sorry I truly love this pairing, but with my gf we have something another))

#sketch #dcu #tim drake #tim/kon #conner kent #superboy #red robin #witcher au #tim/con

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abc-ok · 2 years

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"when will my live begin?" (love the geralt-face)

rapunzel au

#my art #geraskier #jaskier dandelion #geralt of rivia #the witcher #witcher au #:d

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geraskierfanficprompts · 7 days

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Prompt #3

Geralt is the spirit of winter. He brings death and sickness wherever he goes. He understands when the people in towns shun him and cower in fear rather than greeting such a powerful being. He's just kind of... Grown used to the hatred. The fear. Humans don't like him. He is nothing but death. A killer. It's near the end of his time, this year. The seasons will change and he can stop tormenting the poor humans. He doesn't like his job, but it's the only job he can do. The world needs winter. Just like how the world needs spring. But spring just... Isn't coming. Where is the spring spirit? Thus the spirit of winter goes on a journey atop his trusted mare to find the lost spirit of spring, only to come across him captured by idiotic humans and on the edge of life. Winter defeats the villains and brings the spirit of spring back to his own home to watch over him as he heals. When the spirit of spring, Jaskier, comes to, Geralt finds it hard to dislike him. No wonder the humans love spring so much. It's bringer sings nearly all words and soothes with every move he makes. Geralt is sure the spirit of spring could never even grow to like him, let alone love him. This becomes a problem, because Geralt is growing head over heels with Spring's Spirit as he hosts his convalescence.

♡!Optional addons!♡ • Jaskier has always looked up to the spirit of winter, and has just been afraid to introduce himself (perhaps even already having made songs about him)

• Maybe instead of just normal humans, perhaps Jaskier was kidnapped by mages

• Perhaps we could also meet the spirits of autumn and summer. Eskel and Lambert? Yen and Ciri? Triss?

• Geralt is afraid to touch Jaskier in fear of making his flowers and goodness and warmth die (Jaskier wants nothing more than for Geralt to touch him)

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