#With my hands! Dynamite!

[halffizzbin]

The more times I re-watch Lost the madder I get that ANYONE still wants to leave the island once they discover there are showers and processed foods. What more do you even need? Smartphone-induced insomnia?? Office jobs????? Robocalls??? Vacuuming???? INCOME TAX????????

#I am specifically referring to the characters without any family or decent relationships back home lol #but like #I have parents and a sister and nephews and a cat #and I'd still be like. Not in a massive hurry #sure if you're not a main character there's like a 1% chance you get offed by an Other or Smoky or dynamite but is it worth it? Maybe! #and I would be forced to redirect my stimulation-junkie ADHD brain away from stupid shit and just obsess over learning new skills lol #teach me how to butcher a boar or something I'll get SO good at it just WATCH me #it will be all I care about for weeks until I find the next thing like throwing knives or tying knots or hand-to-hand combat #I won't have to grind my teeth over not being able to contribute to my Roth IRA EVER AGAIN #Do you even KNOW how many cool spiders they have in tropical locales? #My skin and my curls look SO good in humidity #JACOB #I WANNA GO #DO YOU HEAR ME JACOB???? #Lost

[defiledtomb]

selene what's got you smiling so sweetly? (is it the hunter, covered in blood?) ๏˽๏

#ouroboros-if #interactive fiction #sene/selene #posting on tumblr nowadays like im golfing off a highrise roof #punting a post into the fray hand on my eyebrows to shield from the sun watching if it lands well #obligatory napoleon dynamite style fistpump if it does #anyway hi 🫣 im still scuttling around like crecher but im making so much progress on ouro stuff #been really enjoying S' character portraits and incorporating more hints of Oakwerths architecture into their design #thinking of adding some porcelain caps to their horns #happy to share some sneak peeks if you forgive me for not being very social :] #i have 722 asks right now! seven hundred and twenty two. that is a dizzying nr and i honestly don't even know where to start #hopefully it gets neater once the ouro blog is up. pffft a girl can hope #i cannot thank you enough for your kind words and evocative q's #(everytime something new comes in it feels like seeing the first spring flowers) it really fuels me #i am working on the not so secret secret project for a while longer #who would've thunk i'd be more productive when not spending so much time on social media. honestly its a mystery #i hope you are doing well ✨ #*skedaddles back offline*

[bang-bang-gang]

#wheeler yuta #swerve strickland #aew #aew dynamite #aewedit #my gifs #lays head in hands #dont mind me #swerveyuta

[danadragonfly]

Takeshita alliance with the Elite? Kenny seems unsure...

#kenny omega #konosuke takeshita #don callis #aew dynamite #take pervy uncle out and my two fave guys are holding hands!

[clownkiwi]

#ruby says clown shit #old meme format but i figured id make this now that we have a quadrilogy.... #wario land #wario land 4 #ahit #a hat in time #pizza tower #antonblast #wario #hat kid #peppino spaghetti #dynamite anton #antonsweep #hurry up! #collapsing time rift #it's pizza time! #outta my way! ...it's happy hour! #four hands holding together meme #hands holding meme

[halfapersob]

Did I forget that she had long pants? Yes...

But I kinda fixed it

@atherix

#explosions #boooom #explosions are fun to draw #falsesymmetry #i need to watch her pov on hermitcraft #midnight series #i trief to fix it but idk if it worked #the thing jn her hand js dynamite. i asked someone if they knew what it was and thry djdnt #sorry. i dont know hownto draw dynamite #my art stuuf

[fallout-lou-begas]

happy pride month

#my only regret is that this gif cannot capture the loudness of the smack of taya planting her hands on kris' thighs #because it was LOUD #also if someone who is actually good at making gifs can put more moments from this match in higher fidelity i'll love you forever #kris statlander #taya valkyrie #aew dynamite #aew #happy pride month #wrstlng

[bloggingboutburgers]

Anyone remember that one Bob’s Burgers Dynamite comic that featured Gene as Cinderella? Just me? OK

#genederella #bob's burgers #gene belcher #diamond #dynamite comics #drawing five fingers on each hand instead of four was my mistake tho #my art

[disorienteddeer]

slowly posting here, so madly in love with these two ❤

#antonblast #dynamite anton #dynamite annie #disasart #annie and anton were specifically built in lab for me thats all i can say and i cannot wait to get my hands on this fucking game

[onewingedsuperkick]

Inject this moment into my veins.

#aew #aew dynamite #my gifs #hook #ricky starks #ricky legit didn't know what to do for a minute #and that's perfectly understandable because i too would panic if hook came charging down looking at me like that #i'm weak though i'd have handed him the belt

[cold-open]

giggles and explodes you so cutely

#my art #mspaint mouse drawing #antonblast #dynamite anton #smallest i have ever drawn his hands by far

[coffeeastronaut]

the shitscript is in fact a a a shitscript but crowley and aziraphale's 6000 years of crowley cheating at checkers every time and aziraphale never wins is seriously so insanely funny. like.

aziraphale is not at all stupid, let alone enough for crowley's literal "whats that outside!!!! [snatches his pieces]" but the fact that he KNOWS hes been cheating this whole time and has been LETTING him is so fucking funny.

not for the reason the script gives (something something its aziraphale's lame moral lesson that even he knows is stupid, but only after an 11 year old points it out to him) but for the reason ive invented in my mind, which is that this is yet another example of their looserman weirdo foreplay

#mi #fuck it. goes in my good omens tag #good omens #i am firm in my belife that they only have a. bad sex but lots of it or b. looney toons sex that gets interuppted by increasingly outlandis #incidents cumulating in like a stick of dynamite from a mining convention thats passing through town accidentally gets swapped with the cig #the cigar that aziraphale was going to use in their noir detective rp that theyve been working up to for 6 years (technically 8 but they #forgot about it for a few years in the middle) and when he goes to sensually smoke it he gets blowed up like columbo and when the smoke #clears all his clothes have spun around backwards like daffy's beak. #both scenarios cause power outages but for different reasons. in the first its bc even the lamest of sex has them like AWOOOOGHAAAA and #convinced theyve reinvented gods greatest gift to mankind and inadvertently fuck with the power grid and in the second its because #crowley tried to feed aziraphale food in bed but butterfingered the fork and as it slipped and tumbled and bounced between his hands like a #master juggler high on too little sleep and too many coworkers who say shit like 'egads!' it miraculously found its way into the wall outle #(the only uncovered outlet in the bookshop; every other outlet has one of those babyproof covers because aziraphale doesnt trust the wiring #to not make random bolts of electricity to come out otherwise; which means they really do do that purely bc he expects it) #and when he impulsively went to pull it out he got electrocuted but on account of him not being human it just felt a bit funny and then #they stood and took turns holding the fork in the outlet and giggling like old ladies do at raunchy operas; completely blowing out the #circuts in the bookshop and every other shop on the same wiring

[evilhorse]

May I have my hand back, please?

(Red Sonja/Tarzan #2)

#Red Sonja/Tarzan #red sonja #tarzan #lord greystoke #h.g. wells #surprised #give me my hand back #team up #jungle comics #fantasy comics #sword and sorcery #time travel #gail simone #walter geovani #dynamite comics #comics #2010s comics

[sxturdaysun]

i think walker has always wanted to kill kida 💀

#that first one isn't new to me but MAN is that second one something that lives rent free in my head now #''i sought out the guy you despise more than anything else specifically to buy your personal information #just so i could track you down and kill you if need be.'' #holy SHIT #that's my bestie we do arson together :) #♡ — text #⭐️ homemade dynamite #me 🤝 walker About To Throw Hands With This 15-Year-Old

[danadragonfly]

#kenny omega #njpw #hands #mouth #hair #almost seems unfair to unleash this on the world but I'm depressed so you're welcome #he may not be on this week's dynamite but he sure as shit is gonna be on my blog

[souporsaladnatural]

i. havee finally cracke d

#drawing real human men for the first time in years for this godforsaken show #my brain and hands have betrayed me #supernatural #castiel #spn #supernatural fanart #castiel fanart #spn fanart #posts this and immediately blows up my phone with dynamite #insert art tag here