#Wong and Rhodey are so done with their white boys

[metalandfood]

Wong: Can you pass me a small spoon?

Stephen:  *Holding Tony*  No, you can’t have my little spoon.

Tony: ...

Wong:  

...Get out!

#incorrect ironstrange #ironstrange #doctor strange #Stephen Strange #tony stark #Iron Man #marvel #wong #wong is so done #wong and rhodey are so done with their white boys #strangeiron #infinity war #mcu

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Tony and I are really drunk. He tried to kiss me twice already.

Wong: You can’t hook up with Stark.

Stephen: Relax, I won’t.

[the next day]

Stephen: I hooked up with Tony.

Wong: Aaaaaaaaa.

Stephen: Nine times.

Wong: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

#source: unknown #incorrect-ironstrange #Wong and Rhodey are so done with their white boys #Wong is so done #ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #infinity war #mcu #doctor strange #iron man #incorrect quotes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(When Tony is angry with Stephen, and can’t find him)

Rhodey: He’s gonna tear up this whole town, looking for Stephen.

Wong: And then he’s gonna tear up Stephen...

#incorrect quotes #ironstrange #original: attack of the 50 foot woman #tony stark #stephen strange #wong #james rhodes #wong and rhodey are so done with their white boys

[strangeironaf]

Peter: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your "cottage in the forest", that sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my "cabin in the woods", you’re going to die.

Stephen: My favorite one is “butt dial” and “booty call”.

Wong: It’s called connotation.

Tony: Also, “forgive me, father, I have sinned” vs “sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Rhodey: Great news! Language is now canceled!

#incorrect ironstrange quote #incorrect ironstrange #ironstrange #strangeiron #tony has daddy issues #tony stark #stephen strange #wong #rhodey #rhodey and wong are so done with their white boys #incorrect supremefamily #supreme family #ironfam #tony x stephen #stephen x tony #peter parker #spiderman #spider son

[mjrtaurus]

Tony and Stephen: *calmly saying hello*

Rhodey: Oh, they fuckin'.

Wong: What? No, they're just greeting each other.

Tony and Stephen: *talking*

Rhodey: Oh, they fuCKIN'.

Wong: But, they're just having a normal conversation...?

Tony and Stephen: *Confessing their love and undying affection to one another*

Wong: Oh, they fuckin'

Rhodey: OH, tHEy FuCKIN'!!!

#Ironstrange #Rhodey and Wong are so done with their white boys

[ironstrangeao3]

Breaker of Dicks

by hitokiridarkempress

Tony Stark is having the time of his life.

The bed had enough and decided, “I’m about to end this man’s career.”

or the sexy times have gone horribly wrong fic

Words: 1554, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Wong (Marvel)

Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange

Additional Tags: Humor, crackish, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Bottom Tony, RIP Stephen's reputation, wong and rhodey are so done with their white boys, Wong is bamf, alien warlords are acting like old ladies

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/25259356

#tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #fanfic #ao3

[stxphxn-strange]

my valentine’s contribution to Ironstrange content is going to be a rewrite of the PDA episode of the office!

I’m going to reallocate certain scenes and lines to mcu ships and add in my own talking heads and narration/written story, etc.

im probably gonna tag it “sg’s ironstrange office au” and i’ll post it on valentine’s day or the day before.

Ships!

Tony and Stephen are going to be Michael and Holly

Sam and Bucky are Andy and Erin (Steve used to be with Bucky, which makes Steve Gabe Lewis)

Carol and Maria Rambeau are Jim and Pam

Thor and Bruce are a couple in the au as well but as of today (02/03) they aren’t one of the named office couples

Pristine is canon in this au but again they aren’t one of the named office couples at the moment, and so far they’re only mentioned but relevant

Wong and Rhodey have a lot of Oscar and Angela’s lines and also i just have a headcanon that they (Wong and Rhodey not Oscar and Angela) have hooked up at least once, so that’s a small part of this but they spend more time being Done W Their White Bois

#sg’s ironstrange office au #source: the office pda episode #ironstrange #ironstrange au #valentine’s day #tony stark #stephen strange #michael x holly #sam wilson #bucky barnes #andy x erin #carol danvers #maria rambeau #jim x pam #monica rambeau #wong #james rhodey rhodes #thor #bruce banner #gabe lewis #wong and rhodey are done with their white bois

[wardennews]

Ass-O-Clock in the Morning Update and Rambles

Okay, so It’s currently 5:00 in the morning EST, and I am WIDE A-FUCKING-WAKE for reasons that are beyond me. So guess what, lovelies? You get to deal with some of my ramblings for a while. Lucky you. 

So, fun stuff first. The next chapter is in progress, and in the course of maybe 6 hours already has 6,700 words written. We’re barely halfway through the content. This one is gonna have a mix of cute, humor, feels, and some whump of the serious topic variety. Like, this one might need a warning of its’ own. Just FYI, brace yourselves because this one is gonna take you on the feels-coaster. 

Okay, now let me get into the ramble. Guys, do you have any idea just how massive this story is? Like, you see the chapters as they’re finished... but have any of you ever been to a convention like Otakon? All the fun stuff is out for the people to see and enjoy, but behind the scenes is a MASSIVE network of halls and people running around and things being moved and information being exchanged and it is just overall MADNESS? THAT is what it feels like Warden has become. NOT THAT I MIND! This project is one of the most fulfilling things I’ve ever done in my life! But SWEET NORNS, it’s become SO MUCH BIGGER than I ever thought it would be! 

Let me give you an example. Do you know how many one-shots we have listed as potential material? Some of these will probably not get written for one reason or another, but still,  there are over twenty entries on this list!! Let me give you all a few examples.

Minowa’s Lovers meet her Family (Remember how she’s always called herself one of the children of Akatosh...?)

Pepper and Josephine Run the World

Rhodey, Shuri, T’Challa, and Wong getting together for lunch to complain about ‘their idiot white boys’.

Loki finds out about Peter being bullied in school. His kids are not pleased.

The #1 reason Thanos needs to be stopped: Paperwork

Loki, Laura, and their kids experience the happiest place on Earth

Zevrael Pavus vs. Jean Luc LeBeau

Those are just a select few that aren’t a) Already in progress, or b) Full of spoilers from just the title ALONE. 

I cleaned out the Plot Ideas and Notes document the other day. I only cut it down by half, and it’s STILL 64 pages long!! And the reference folder itself has that document, the official Warden timeline (to keep dates straight), the Reaper Profiles (which are now on the Tumblr, thankyouverymuch), a document specifically titled “Weirdest Shit I have Ever Written”, The Harbingers of Havoc Prank Compendium, and the New Avengers Roster. And THAT doesn’t take into consideration the folders for reference pictures, comics, and movies RESPECTIVELY! 

And the media folder, Odin preserve me, the media folder. I have Jen to thank for most of that content. Five gigs worth of stuff in there!! You guys have NO idea how much work goes into this fic. I didn’t comprehend how much work goes into this fic!! 

But guys... I wouldn’t trade this for the WORLD. Knowing that I have people who love my work, who care about it enough to wait eagerly for updates, that say that this is the best crossover they’ve ever read? THIS is happiness to me. Knowing that something I created has made so many people happy. Because THAT’S what it’s about at the end of the day for me. Doing something I love, and hopefully making people happy. You guys, showing your love and support by reading this story, writing comments, showing the LOVE you do... It makes every second worth it. So from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU ALL. Thank you for being supportive through the ups, the downs, the hard times and the stressful times. May ‘Tales from the Nexus’ have a long and successful run!!

One more thing. Guys, can I tell you how much I would lose my mind to get a shoutout from someone like IronStrangeHaven? I sodding LOVE their Tumblr, like I cannot even begin to express how much I adore them. I should be worried that an entire folder on my computer titled “Nothing to See Here” is art that I found on their page, but really, I can’t hear the haters over my rampant love of my OTP. Friggin’ love those guys over there. 

I think the exhaustion might finally be setting in. Have a good night, everybody, Look forward to the new chapter coming out!!

~ Lalia 

[ao3feed-thorbruce]

Not So Perfect Harmony

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2WVs222

by Nervouslaughter508

Wong tells him this and reassures Rhodey that it has to fade eventually, everything has an end, especially feelings of love. Rhodey responds with Wong needs to see a Disney movie. Wong responds with a pointed glare.

all in all, Rhodey and Wong are done, Bruce is very, very confused, Tony is oblivious, Stephen is not as subtle as he thinks and Peter just needs help on his homework

Words: 558, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Wong (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner

Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, Stephen Strange & Wong (Marvel), Minor or Background Relationship(s), Bruce Banner/Thor

Additional Tags: based off that one song from the lion king, Mutual Pining, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Friendship, But also, Stephen Strange & Wong Friendship, yes i did the whole set boys, Angst and Fluff and Smut, the other whole set, Rhodey and Wong are So Done with their White Boys, love this tag, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange parenting Peter Parker | Supremefamily | Strange Family, James "Rhodey" Rhodes is a Good Bro, Wong is a Good Bro (Marvel), Humor, I Don't Even Know

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2WVs222

#ao3feed #fanfiction #thorbruce #thruce #thunderscience

[metalandfood]

Rhodey: Tony stop it with your gross baby antics!

Tony totally denying it: I AM NOT A BABY!

Rhodey:...what’s another name for father?

Tony:...Daddy?

Stephen: 

Yes dear?

Rhodey: 

#incorrect ironstrange #ironstrange #tony stark #Stephen Strange #doctor strange #Iron Man #marvel #rhodey #james rhodes #rhodey is so done #wong and rhodey are so done with their white boys #strangeiron

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: I love cinnamon rolls with that nice creamy frosting.

Rhodey: Yeah but it kind of looks like some dude came all over them and that’s nasty.

Tony: Well as long as that dude is Stephen Strange then I don’t have a problem with that because I swallow his icing on the-

Rhodey: T O N Y.

#incorrect-ironstrange #tony stark #stephen strange #RHODEY IS SO DONE #rhodey #wong and rhodey are so done with their white boys #infinity war #mcu #source: tumblr #incorrect quotes

[ao3feed-harleykeener]

by sidontrash

Rhodey’s perspective on Ironstrange. // Wong and Rhodey make a bet on their friends and when they’re going to end up dating.

Words: 4185, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Wong (Marvel), Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan (mentioned), Aunt May is in for one scene, Harley Keener, Thor Odinson, Loki (mentioned), Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton (mentioned), Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, Christine Palmer, Bruce Banner, more are probably Mentioned just too lazy to add em here

Relationships: James “Rhodey” Rhodes & Wong (Marvel), Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, thorbruce if you squint - Relationship

Additional Tags: Fluff, wong and rhodey are so done with their white boys, Very fluffy, Mild Angst, Idiots in Love, still can’t tag, Bets, No character bashing, Post-Avengers: Infinity War, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies

#AO3 works tagged 'Harley Keener' #ao3feed #fanfic #harley keener #mcu #ao3feed-harleykeener #ao3

[dcjokerhs]

I have a Peter headcanon

I have this headcanon that Peter can make this Heavenly Tiramisu; he originally got the recipe from an old lady living in his lot of apartments, gave it a Peter-twist and it's suddenly the main thing people want when the words "Peter" and "Cooking" are put together.

Tony finds out on a visit and suddenly he wants to try and kidnap Peter (cause if Peter can make it taste delicious with off-brand goods, how would it taste otherwise?...)

(... It's heaven-inducing.)

So, Peter half-moves-in at the compound and then hears it's Rhodey's birthday soon, so he makes tiramisu and the people who are at the party, 'cause it's Rhodey and he just wants A Peaceful Life and A Safe Home, is Peter, Tony, May, Nick, Pepper, Rhodey, Rhodey's Family and Happy.

Needless to say, it's a warzone when Peter says he made extra, Friday even keeps on having to cancel the summons Tony and Rhodey give for their suits...

The next day, the leftover tiramisu has ended up in neatly organised packages for everyone. Peter also gets Mrs Rhodes trying to adopt him because she's already adopted one white boy, she can easily adopt another.

So Bruce and co. get back from space and Peter makes more tiramisu as a "welcome back" gift.

Bruce - the sensible one - asks for the recipe.

Tony - the Diva - complains about not getting any.

Loki - the cheeky one - thanks Peter and eats his in front of Tony.

And Thor - the Puppy - happily wolf's his down and thanks Peter over and over whilst lifting him off the ground in a hug.

Oh, and Valkyrie eats hers in private because she saw how Tony and Loki were eyeing her slice and f* that!

So f* infinity war, we're bringing the other heroes back, first.

Peter deliberately hunts down a Victorian Sponge recipe and makes that instead of tiramisu when the news announces the pardoning of all the Revengers. He sticks to the equal-ounces-everything rule and results in this war-time-tasting sponge.

Then he makes tiramisu for Tony, Rhodey and co. He even makes some for Ned and MJ! Though he does make some for Scott, Sam and Bucky because he knows about those three being the newest members who don't really know Tony. He also makes some for the Wakandan Royal Family as a thank you for their hospitality.

Bucky ends up falling out of his seat and Steve starts crying; the cake tastes like Home and his Mom's cooking and He Will Cry If He So Wishes!

Of course, this confuses Everyone and Peter starts worrying if he accidentally hurt Bucky and Steve; did they have allergies? Did he offend them? Oh god wHaT hAs He DoNe?!...

Before he gets swept in a big bearhug by Steve and you know how cats look when they're shocked af whilst being clutched to their Human's chest? Yeah, that's Peter. (Tony is also looking very catty with furry 'cause that's His Kids thank you very much!)

Anyway, Peter's very nearly called "The Cake God" as Natasha challenges him to make Polyot or Muraveynik and Peter whips up his own version of Muraveynik when he finds out it's basically crumbled cookies and cream with the individual's own twist.

Both Wanda and Nat just suddenly want to keep Peter as Tony ends up just locking Peter in his lab as he enters Mama- Papabear Mode.

(Clint also gets Tazered when he tries using the vents; Tony had told Dummy to protect his baby brother.)

(FYI: Both Wong and Stephen love Eaton Mess, Peter brings some over 'cause Steph is Too Thin and Wong looks like he needs cheering up X'D he literally used the puppy-eyes and more tiramisu)

[ironstrangeao3]

Morning Java

by hitokiridarkempress

Tony loves three things: Stephen, dick, and coffee, though not in that order. Stephen is not happy where he is ranked. Sequel to the Wand of Fertility.

Words: 707, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange

Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange

Additional Tags: Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Happy Ending, Bottom Tony Stark, Top Stephen Strange, Blow Jobs, do not copy to another site, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Crack, wong and rhodey are so done with their white boys, Fluff and Humor

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/21717982

#tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #fanfic #ao3

[metalandfood]

Tony lying face down, ass up with an ice pack on his butt: Today I learned you CAN chafe even with extra lube. 

Rhodey: 

...why me, lord?

#incorrect ironstrange #ironstrange #wong and rhodey are so done with their white boys #rhodey is so done #tony stark #Stephen Strange #incorrect marvel quotes #rhodey

[metalandfood]

I decided we need sexy times gone wrong for our favorite idiot geniuses. And writing has hit a wall.

Stephen’s bed has the good old reliable sturdy wood frame that’s been around for several hundred years, unfortunately the bed was no match for one Tony Stark happily bouncing on his favorite ride for a few hours...every single day. 

Stephen is just too lazy to change it out, it still works and the creaking just adds to the fun.

Just when the ride finally reaches reaches its climax, the poor bed finally gave out underneath them. Unfortunately, due the the sudden drop, Tony landed at a wrong angle to which both of them ended up in the hospital. Both Wong and Rhodey stare un-amused at Stephen lying down on his back with a cast around his pelvic area, and Tony lying face down ass up.

Both idiots agreed it was the best time of their life and would do it again.

#ironstrange #ironstrange prompt #tony stark #Stephen Strange #wong and rhodey are so done with their white boys #wong #rhodey #strangeiron