#Wow. My Darling... It's not my birthday yet. Heh
Happy Birthday (y/n) | Genshin Impact Guys
Ok, it's my birthday and this is a little self-indulgent so don't @ me, I already exposed myself. Anyway, I hope you like it <3 It took like 3 days to complete this :') they do get repetitive, but you're only supposed to read one-
[Girls here]
Characters: Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Bennett, Childe, Chongyun, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Razor, Scaramouche, Thoma/Tohma, Venti, Xiao, Xingqiu, and Zhongli.
He frowned, realizing how late it was already. You would definitely be asleep by the time he got home. He really didn’t mean to be so late, yet here he was, getting home way after midnight.
He opened the door and walked in, seeing your sleeping face right there on the couch. You always waited for him to come home and today wasn’t any different.
He sighed as he moved towards you after locking the door. He got down on his knees, a small frown on his face.
✩ Aether
“You’re so beautiful, especially when you sleep. You look so peaceful and I… I just can’t help but stare. Sorry, I’m sure I sound very creepy right now… but… I love you. I love you so much, I can’t help it. I hope I get to stay with you forever because I can’t even imagine losing you. So stay with me forever, darling. Happy birthday.”
✩ Albedo
“Hmm so soft looking. Your cheeks are soft, your lips are soft, you’re soft… heh, sorry. I know I sound a little obsessed. You know, sometimes I wonder if you’re… ever bored of me. I’m not like the others and there are days in so focused on my experiments, I feel like I neglect you sometimes. But… for you, I would abandon it all. For you, I would give up anything. You’re so precious to me… happy birthday, my love.”
✩ Ayato
“I’m sorry I took so long that you fell asleep. I really thought I would be done hours ago, but maybe my sense of time got messed up today. At least it’s only past midnight, I have a free day tomorrow. One specifically for you. Though I don’t have much time, I try to dedicate all of my spare time to you. So please don’t leave me… anyway, happy birthday. I hope you’ll enjoy the day I have planned for you.”
✩ Bennett
“Oh man, I knew that last mission would make me late. I’m really sorry. But I suppose I’m here now, so I can just say it now, right? Oh wait, maybe I should wait until morning because then you can actually hear it. But… ah, it‘ll be embarrassing. Ok, I’ll just say it now. I love you. I love you so, so, so much. I hope we can spend our lives together. I swear I’ll make you the happiest person on the planet- well aside from you. Wow… you really are so gorgeous. Sleep well, (y/n). Happy birthday.”
✩ Childe
“Damn, I really tried to rush home too. I really didn’t mean to be late, I wanted to wish you right at midnight. I suppose I can always wait until morning. Heh… you look so innocent like this. You know, sometimes I wonder why you’re with me. There are so many other guys that- no. Never mind. Happy birthday, babe. Thank you for coming into my life.”
✩ Chongyun
“Ah you fell asleep, I suppose that’s my fault. I didn’t mean to take so long. I suppose I could’ve just come home early but that last attempt to find the ghost- never mind, I shouldn’t bother you with this. I just… want you to know you’re so pretty and I love you more than life itself. So… happy birthday! Oh- s-sorry, that was a little loud-”
✩ Dainsleif
“Sometimes I wonder why you wait up. Just look at how uncomfortable you are on the couch. But I do appreciate you waiting up even though you don't need to, my darling. You’re so very sweet and I always wonder how I got so lucky. You really must be a gift from the universe or something. Ah, this conversation is best suited for when you’re awake. Happy birthday, (y/n).”
✩ Diluc
“Sorry, I tried to rush home too. I would’ve left the tavern earlier but there was a bit of a fight and- you’re asleep, you don’t really need to hear this. Anyway, happy birthday, darling. I have an exciting day planned for us both, so I hope you’re looking forward to it. Oh, and as promised, I won’t be busy. I’ll make sure you’re nothing but smiles all day today. I love you.”
✩ Gorou
“Oh man, I swear I didn’t mean to be so late. It really was an accident. I mean…. I should just take responsibility. I wanted to surprise you, yet here you are, asleep. I mean I can always give you your gift tomorrow. I hope you’re excited because I am. Well anyway, I love you, you make me the happiest, and happy birthday. Sleep well.”
✩ Kaeya
“Hmph, I told Jean I would be late if I- ah don’t worry about it. I suppose I shouldn’t be too harsh on her, she does a lot for us. Anyway, onto you, my love. Look at you… so adorable. Man, I just can’t get enough of you. Do you realize that you’ve got me wrapped around your little finger? This little, tiny one too… heh… I really do love you. And only you. So make sure to smile all day for me today, ok babe? Good. Happy birthday.”
✩ Kazuha
“Oh no… no, man I really wanted to get home before you fell asleep. I told Beidou that she would make me late… I suppose it can’t be helped now. I don’t want to wake you up, so I’ll just say it now, it might be easier too. I love you, I love you so much that I don’t know what to do with myself. I’m sorry I couldn’t wish you a happy birthday exactly at midnight, but I suppose this will have to do. I hope you enjoy today’s events… happy birthday to the most amazing person I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting.”
✩ Razor
“Sorry I’m late… lupical hunt took longer than I thought. You’re very pretty when you sleep… I’m sorry I couldn’t wish you happy birthday. So I say it now. Happy birthday, (y/n). I love you.”
✩ Scaramouche
“Ugh, I knew your dumbass would try and stay awake and wait for me… though I feel kinda bad for being late. It’s not like the end of the world, I just wanted to say happy birthday at midnight but whatever. I guess I can say it now and later today when you wake up. I… am happy you’re asleep because I would never say this to your face but I’m happy I met you. You… you actually like me- the other harbingers don’t even like me and sometimes that hurts a little. I mean, not that I want to ever admit it- and I won’t. Having you on my side makes the days hurt less sometimes. Thanks for dealing with me or whatever. I know I say I tolerate you, a lot but let’s be real. You’re the one who tolerates me. And I should be so damn grateful that you even bothered to stick around. I love you and happy birthday. Thank you so, so much for coming into my life… because now I can’t imagine it without you.”
✩ Thoma
“Oh no… I’m so sorry… I guess no point in apologizing now. You’re not even awake to hear it. Ok well, I guess I’ll have to give you your gift later. I hope you’ll like it. I mean… it’s just a ring by itself but it means a lot. To be honest, I’m terrified (y/n). I’m so damn scared you’ll say no and I don’t think I can handle that. I mean, there’s no way you would but to… d-do you want to get married? Ugh- god, I should stop. I’m making myself so nervous. Anyway… ahem, I love you, sleep well. Oh and happy birthday to the most amazing human ever.”
✩ Venti
“I figured you’d be asleep by now. Try as you might, you can’t stay up all night when you’re so busy during the day. You get exhausted. I wanted to say this exactly at midnight, but right now works, I suppose. Happy birthday, (y/n). Thanks for coming into my life. It was lonely for a really long time, you know. Being alive for so long has its benefits but the biggest downfall is that you’re always alone. You get tired of things, look at Morax. I mean, he’s even tired of being an archon. It makes sense. But… you make the burdens less difficult. So thank you… for everything you do. I love you.”
✩ Xiao
“Man you should really fall asleep on the bed. You look so uncomfortable here. I knew I was going to be late, even though I tried not to be. I suppose it’s not that big of an issue since it’s just past midnight, but I would’ve preferred to give this to you at midnight. Oh well, later today works just as well. Um… thanks… for choosing to spend your days with me. I’m not really good with this sort of thing, but uh I just want you to know I’m happy with you. I’m really happy with you. It hurts less when you’re around so thanks for that. I… love you. Happy birthday.”
✩ Xingqiu
“Oh no… and I was supposed to read you to sleep too. Heh… look at you, you're adorable, you know that? You know, sometimes I have this moment of clarity where I realize just how attached I am to you. But then… I also realize I never want to lose that or you. I don’t care how unhealthy it is for me, I don’t care what anyone thinks. I want to be with you forever. Today, tomorrow, for the rest of eternity, and in our next life… I want to be with you. Oh yeah, happy birthday.”
✩ Zhongli
“As expected, you did fall asleep. I’m sorry I’m so late, my darling. I had every intention to be here before midnight to wish you a very happy birthday, alas, here I am, almost three hours late. I’m sorry to keep you waiting but I swear to make it up to you for this. Tomorrow will be the best birthday of your life. Until then, sleep well. I adore you more than life itself. Happy birthday, my darling.”
☽ ☾
His hand pushed your hair out of the way before his thumb brushed over your cheek. He leaned in, pressing a kiss to your lips for a brief moment before pulling away and gazing at your soft features.
So beautiful- that’s the only way he could ever come to describe you. You were the light of his life and you made him so happy he could never find a way to put it into words. But he would surely try.
Quietly standing up, he ever so gently lifted you into his arms and walked towards your shared bedroom. He was definitely going to make it up to you for being late tonight.
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wasn't sure if you wanted it where reader is in a relationship with each boy, or if there's just a crush, so I did both cuz why not
Fem!Reader Casually Mentions she Masturbates in Front of the Boys
Kyle (if dating)
Bless this boy
He was picking you up with the plan to take you out to eat
You were running just a liiiittle late
But Kyle is on a schedule
No tardiness allowed
So you knew what to expect when you hopped into the gingers car
His expression a mix between annoyance and amusement
Melted into something sweeter as you kissed him on the cheek
He couldn't even scold you for being twenty minutes late
You clicked your seat belt in place as you should always do as he started the ignition
"So what took so long? Make-up? Getting dressed?" he oh so innocently asked
"Nah, I was masturbating" you jokingly responded
oh
oh dear god
Kyle's mind went blank and his brain shut down
You looked over at him when you realized the car wasn't moving
He sat upright, hands clenching the steering wheel, with his mouth slightly ajar
He was blushing
He was drooling
"...Kyyyyyle..."
"Ah...y-yeah?"
He seemed to snap out of it for a sec, turning to look at you while wiping his mouth
You smirked at him
"Whatcha thinking bout?" You asked with a devilish smile
Kyle turned away quickly, face becoming hotter
"I think...you know"
"Oh?" You smiled, unbuckling your seat belt "I do?"
He sunk down in his seat, hands still on the wheel of the motionless vehicle
"Mmhmm..." he bit his bottom lip as he glanced over at you
His entire face turned two shades of red as you moved from your seat to his
Prying his hands off the wheel and moving the seat back, you sat on your boyfriend's lap, staring into his glossy eyes
"I think you should tell me Kyle" you whispered, leaning close to his face. "What were you thinking when I told you I was masturbating?"
His hands were fidgeting at this point, trying to keep away from your thighs
"What would you think..." you continued, licking your lips mid sentence "if I told you I was thinking about you while I touched myself?"
That finally made him come undone
The two of you spent a long time in his car
Missing your dinner reservations entirely
(if not dating)
Flustering Kyle was so much fun to do
Also incredibly easy
You decided it'd be funny to make him turn as red as his hair while in class one day
"Hey Kyle! I know what I want you to get me for my birthday!"
"...your birthday isn't for another-"
You shut him up by thrusting your laptop in his face, showing him the site and item you were requesting
It was a dildo.
A large, black, twelve inch, pulsating, self lubricating dildo
It was on sale
He immediately started sputtering and looking away from the screen
"Wh-what the hell do you need that for?!" He squeaked
You tilted your head to the side in mock confusion
"To masturbate with...duh."
He immediately covered his face, trying to shake the dirty thoughts of one of his best friends away
You tried not to laugh as he almost groaned out your name
"Pleeeease stoooop" he pleaded, face peaking out just enough to see him blushing intensely
"..."
"...so no dildo?"
Stan (dating)
You were hanging out with your close friends one surprisingly warm day
You had convinced everyone to get some bubble tea
So now everyone was hanging around the local cafe, talking about literally nothing
Jokes, stories, and insults flew by so quickly, there was never a lull in the conversation
Stan had his arm around your waist
His grip tightening anytime you spoke and had all the boys look at you
Somehow someway, the conversation went on a huge tangent and y'all were talking about porn stars
Everyone was naming the hottest actors in multiple categories
You piped in with one you personally liked
The boys went quiet as you took a sip of your drink
"Uh...what?"
You looked at the boys curiously
Kenny had a weird smile on his face
Kyle was blushing
Cartman looked like his brain was malfunctioning
Your boyfriend started at you wildly
"You...you watch porn?" Stan asked hesitantly
"What the hell for?!" Cartman squeaked
"Sex education" you said deadpanned. "I watch when I masturbate! Duh" you rolled your eyes
"Oh ho hoo, you're a dirty little girl, aren't you?" Kenny smirked, earning a deadly glare from Stan
You just shrugged your shoulders
"Y-you can't just say stuff like that out loud!" Kyle sputtered
"How the fuck do you even do it without a dick?" Cartman argued
sigh
"Well you see, I usually start with just two fingers and-"
"Alright! That's enough, we're leaving now" Stan announced, grabbing the hand you were about to use to demonstrate and speed walking away
The comments your friends made behind you only made you laugh and cause Stan to walk faster
The blush on your boyfriend's face becoming more apparent, as well as the boner
(if not dating)
"Lalala, can't hear you, nope. I'm not listening..."
Stan was covering his ears, eyes tightly shut while you continued to laugh
"Awww, c'mon Stan. What's wrong with wanting to feel good?" You joked, bumping his shoulder
The two of you were relaxing on his couch playing video games
You didn't realize casually joking about masturbating to one of characters would cause Stan to break down, yet here you were
"Staaaaaaan, c'mon, we gotta finish" you laughed, trying to look at his face
He was definitely blushing
He grumbled incoherently, picking up his controller. Refusing to look at you as the game continued
...
"...I'd masturbate to that character too."
"Please! Why?!"
Stan couldn't exactly focus on the game anymore
Kenny (dating)
ohhhh man
This boy
He is personally offended if you touch yourself without him
You're just laying with him in your room
Actually, you're laying on the floor, while he searches for your "secret drawer" full of "secret toys"
You can't help but shake your head and joke with him
"I bet you have a purple dragon dildo" he snickered "and at least, like, three vibrators"
You laughed, nodding your head
"Oh wow, yup, you got me. I have a very large collection"
Hearing the sarcasm in your voice, Kenny looked over at you with a smirk
"Heh. Knew it"
He went back to his fake search, continuing to mess with you while you went along with it
"I can't believe I haven't even found a bottle of lube yet" he sighed, faking disappointment
"Yeahhh..." you mumbled, picking at your nails. "I used a lot of toys last night, you might wanna check under the bed"
When you didn't hear any response or movement from the boy, you looked up, angling your neck to look at him
His sad, upside-down figure looked back at you
Puppy eyes, lip out and quivering, he looked like a child that was just told they couldn't have any sweets
"...you masturbated...without me?" His voice raised an octave and he added a few fake sniffles "I thought you loved me..."
You held back a chuckle before turning to lay on your stomach
"I'm sorry baby, I was needy"
"I'm needy!" He exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air
"Awww, you poor thing..." you shook your head. "I'll remember that for the next time"
That made him perk up as he shuffled closer to you
"Next time? When is this illusive next time?" He asked, smile growing wider
You paused to think for a second, sitting up
"...you got condoms on you?"
"Duh"
Turns out that "next time" was a lot closer than either of you thought
(if not dating)
He also casually mentions masturbating
Frequently suggests you two masturbate together
Always laughs when you say it in front of the boys cause watching them freak out is the best kind of entertainment
You and him had a sort of friendly competition to see who could get the other flustered
You won when you described how you thought of him while you touched yourself the other day
was it a lie? the truth will never be revealed
Kenny.exe has stopped working
Congrats, you broke the town slut
Cartman (dating)
NOPE
This boy is too immature to even entertain the idea of you playing with yourself
He doesn't even understand female anatomy
He's never even seen you naked before
So when you oh so casually mention a certain past time of yours, his mind just goes blank
He can't even picture it
His sweet, darling, perfect girlfriend
Masturbating?
"Only dudes masturbate! What the hell are you lying for?!"
Bless your patience
You gotta explain
He doesn't even know where the g-spot is
He didn't even know what the clit was
bully him
next time he’s with the gang
he just obnoxiously goes, “hey fuckers, did you know my girlfriend masturbates??? isn’t that weird?”
congratulations, guess what your friends are gonna be thinking about for the next forever three days
(If not dating)
?
??
???
he’s
he’s just
why are you telling him this, why is he listening, why is he thinking
he still thinks girls have balls, like
why
is personally offended each time you allude to it
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Momo RabbiTube Rabbit TV Part 1: Spending Time With Momo
Part 2 | Part 3
Staff: …Now, on to the RabbiTube
project.
Staff: Our plan is to introduce the
videos by featuring clips on NEXT
Re:vale!
Staff: We’d really appreciate it
if you could show a side of yourselves
that people don’t usually get to see on
TV. It’s a pleasure to be working with you!
Momo: We’ve got high hopes
for you guys!
Yuki: Feel free to fully expose
yourselves to the public.
Mitsuki Izumi: Ahaha, please be
gentle with us! Looks like I’m gonna
have to do a RabbiTube study marathon..!
Gaku Yaotome: By the way, Tenn, I saw
you watching RabbiTube videos the other
day. Do you know any good ones?
Tenn Kujo: …I was just watching
cat videos.
Gaku Yaotome: Cats, huh. That’s not
gonna help us learn anything.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: …I think they
might help! You could learn ways to
entertain and soothe people…
Gaku Yaotome: Ryu, not all of
us are gonna be able to do that…
Yuki: …I’m liking the idea of
Kitty Gaku.
Tenn Kujo: …Pfft…
Gaku Yaotome: Tenn, why’re you
laughing!?
Riku Nanase: Kitties..! So
could it be like a video of Iori
going into a cat café?
Iori Izumi: Why do I have to go
to a cat café!?
Yamato Nikaido: I’m not too excited
about making videos like that, either…
Tamaki Yotsuba: I wanna do a
pudding tasting!
Sogo Osaka: …Personally, I’d
like to rank my top 100 spices from
all around the world…
Nagi Rokuya: And I shall hold a
Cocona watch party!
Mitsuki Izumi: You guys aren’t
bringing anything new to the table!
Iori Izumi: …Actually, I suppose
animal videos do have their appeal,
despite how banal they are…
Riku Nanase: Did you say something,
Iori?
Iori Izumi: No, nothing.
Momo: Ahaha! Great, you’re already
brainstorming ideas!
Momo: You’ve all got the right idea!
We wanna see you act natural for your
RabbiTubes!
Yuki: Let’s have a fun year doing this.
IDOLiSH7 & TRIGGER: Yessir!
- - - -
Momo: Hey, darling. You’re not
bored because you have to spend all
your birthdays with me, are you..?
Yuki: Why do you ask?
Momo: I’m just worried you might
get tired of doing things the same
way every year…
Yuki: I eat vegetables every
day, and I haven’t gotten tired
of that yet.
Momo: And I’m not tired of eating
meat every day, but still…
Momo: …Wait, that’s not even
the same thing!
Yuki: Why not? Being with you has
become a natural part of my life,
just like being vegetarian has.
Yuki: I’ve never even considered
that it could be boring.
Momo: …Oh, Yuki…
Yuki: …Still, I shouldn’t have
made you feel that way.
Yuki: We should go somewhere for
our birthdays this year.
Momo: What..!? You of all people
want to go out!?
Yuki: It can’t be that shocking,
can it..? Even I leave my home
sometimes.
Momo: Ehehe. I’m soooo happy..!
But we should discuss this with
Okarin first!
Yuki: We should give his stomach
medicine, too. He’ll need it if he’s
going to be freeing up our schedules
again.
Momo: We’ll wrap it up in a pink
and green ribbon for him!
Yuki: Haha. Sounds like a plan.
Momo: Yeah..! I’m so excited!
- - - -
Momo: Wow..! Check out this view..!
Yuki: That's about as perfect as
autumn leaves can get.
Momo: Did you sell your soul to
get us this room or something,
Okarin..!?
Rinto Okazaki: Heh. Believe it or not...
Yuki: O-Okarin!
Rinto Okazaki: What? You know Momo-kun
will be happy about it.
Momo: About what?
Rinto Okazaki: About the fact that
Yuki-kun's the one who somehow managed
to book this room, by staking out our usual
reservation site.
Momo: Y-Yuki did that..!?
Rinto Okazaki: He did. Didn't you?
Yuki: ...Why did you have to tell
him..? This is so humiliating...
Momo: No, it's not! You're really
making my heart race right now!
Momo: Still, I can't believe you
managed to make the reservation.
You barely use the internet..!
Yuki: ...Aah... Nagi-kun taught
me a few tips and tricks...
Yuki: I've never pressed the F5
button so much in my life.
Momo: The F5 button..!?
Momo: I didn't think the room was
that sought after..! I'm mega ultra
happy that you'd do that for me..!
Rinto Okazaki: This inn is so popular,
there are even people staking the site out
in case of any last-minute cancellations.
Momo: OMG... I can totally see why,
though... I mean, just look how pretty
this room is!
Yuki: I'll need to rest for a little
bit, but we can go see the yard after
that.
Momo: Huh!? You mean, you're not
gonna go out on a walk with me!?
Yuki: No... I just told you,
I'm tired from our trip here...
Momo: It was your idea to come
here in the first place!
Yuki: Yeah, but...
Rinto Okazaki: Yuki-kun. Momo-kun's
birthday only comes once a year,
you know.
Yuki: ...Ugh... Fine.
I'll go on a walk with you.
Momo: That's the spirit!
- - - -
Momo: Hey Yuki, look at that tree!
Its leaves are so... red!
Yuki: True.
Momo: Ah, and there's koi fish in
that pond! They're adorable!
Yuki: True.
Momo: ...If me and Okarin fell
into this pond, which one of us
would you save first?
Yuki: True.
Momo: Hey, Yuki! Are you even
listening!?
Yuki: True.
...Oops.
Momo: You weren't paying any
attention, were you!?
Rinto Okazaki: If Momo-kun and I ever
fall into a pond, don't even hesitate
to save him before me!
Yuki: Uh... I have no idea why we're
talking about falling into ponds...
Yuki: But I'd save you both at
the same time.
Rinto & Momo: At the same time..!?
Yuki: Yeah, obviously.
Yuki: You're both really important
to me. I couldn't choose only one.
Momo: Yuki..!
Rinto Okazaki: Yuki-kun...
Momo: Oh no, Yuki's being even
more of a dreamboat than usual..!
Momo: Is this a birthday miracle!?
Yuki: Heh. I thought I was
always a dreamboat?
Momo: Eeek! He winked at me..!
Momo: ...But since I'm the stronger
one of us, I'd rather be the one saving
you, not the other way around.
Momo: I always want to be there for
you. I've had enough of taking, but not
giving anything in return...
Momo: I want to have a positive
influence on your life.
Yuki: Momo...
Rinto Okazaki: ...Are we still
talking about falling into this
shallow little pond here..?
Yuki: You clearly don't understand
how positive of an influence on my
life you already are.
Momo: ...But...
Rinto Okazaki: ...Ugh. I'll be the one to
rescue you! So go ahead and fall into the
pond, both of you!
Momo: O-Okarin!? How come you're being
the cool guy all of a sudden!?
Yuki: Why do I have to fall
into the pond, too?
Momo: Nyahaha! Yeah, why!?
Rinto Okazaki: It's starting to get
a bit cold. Why don't we take a break,
and have some of the delicious tea
this place is famous for?
Momo & Yuki: Okay.
- - - -
Momo & Yuki: Aaah...
Momo: This tea is yummy...
Yuki: True...
Rinto Okazaki: Your usual married couple
routine is starting to evolve into an
elderly couple routine.
Yuki: But I'm only a fresh-faced
16-year-old.
Rinto Okazaki: I'm the only one here,
so you really don't have to go through
your entire comedic repertoire right now.
Momo: Didn't they also sell steamed
buns here? Let's have some!
Yuki: Is the red bean paste in them
smooth or chunky?
Momo: Hmm, let's see...
Momo: ...Ah, it's smooth!
Yuki: Nice.
Rinto Okazaki: You don't like chunky
red bean paste, Yuki-kun?
Yuki: I do, actually.
Momo: He just doesn't like the way
the bean skins stick to his teeth.
Yuki: The taste is perfectly
fine to me either way.
Rinto Okazaki: Ah... I can see
why you'd feel that way.
Rinto Okazaki: Our president doesn't
like red bean paste at all, by the way.
Momo: ...Did we ask?
Yuki: I don't think there's any sweets
he likes, anyway.
Rinto Okazaki: Hahaha. Seeing as how
we were talking about our red bean paste
preferences, it just popped into my mind.
Momo: So which do you prefer, Okarin?
Rinto Okazaki: I'm fine with both
smooth and chunky!
Yuki: You don't seem like much
of a picky eater.
Rinto Okazaki: I try not to focus on
the negative. That goes for not only
food, but people as well...
Momo: ...Is it just me, or was
there a dark look in his eyes
just now?
Yuki: I can't imagine how many
"negative" things he's had to ignore
because of us...
Rinto Okazaki: Heh. It is my duty
to protect the two of you, after all!
Rinto Okazaki: Now then, since the
sight of you having tea and steamed
buns together is so nice, I should take
a photo to remember it by! ...Say cheese!
End of Part 1.
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Tagged by @foundynnel also very very long ago 🙈
Rules: answer these 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obliged to know better (wow why are we “contractually obliged”)
1. Name/Nickname: Well. You can call me Mrs. Eastwood ;p or Mrs. Morgan, Mrs. Butler. Mrs. [insert last name if any actor or fictional character I like here]. Heh, kidding. You can call me “the coper”, or just “coping”, since that’s the first part of my username. If you want to refer to me in text, you can type cvce. On Wattpad, my username is The-Man-with-No-Name, so you can say TMWNN as well. I’d not recommend it though, because it’s confusing.
2. Gender: female
3. Star Sign: Ahaha I never wanted people to have the slightest notion when my birthday is but...hm. Considering that I’ve actually gotten closer to the people who will read this, I’m trusting you guys more and more. It’s Cancer.
4. Height: 146 cm T_T that’s 4’9.48” So I suppose you can also call me Jesus Patinas.
5. Birthday: you know what. Same day that the album You’re Welcome by Blacklite District was released. There, that’s all you’re getting. Heh, I told him on a YouTube livestream and he was like “Wow, your You’re Welcome day is also your birthday.”
6. 8.21 pm
7. Favourite bands: Linkin Park, Skillet, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog
8. Favourite solo artist: Blacklite District
9. Song stuck in my head right now: From the Inside by Linkin Park. At the time of tagging, it was Burn it Down, also by Linkin Park. It’s the song that gets stuck in my head the easiest. And you know what? It is welcome to stay.
10. Last movie: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (you have to watch it to get the title XD it’s good though. It casts our darling Sean Connery❤️😘)
11. Last show: CSI
12. When did I create this blog: hell if I remember.
13. What do I post: all of Clint Eastwood, Red Dead Redemption series, all of Gerard Butler, James Bond books and movies, all of Tolkien, there is so much else oh my god-
14. Last thing I Googled: I DON’T REMEMBER HAGSJSBSHSBS- but at the time of tagging, I googled the meaning “contractually obliged”. Yeah. So. This ask scares me.
15. Other blogs: none.
16. Do I get asks: yep.
17. Why I choose my url: the short answer is “because it’s what I do”. For a more detailed explanation:
18. Following: 877
19. Followers: 286. The difference is sadden.
20. Average hours of sleep: 0-13
21. Lucky number: I don’t believe in such things, but someone who does did it for me, and apparently it’s 8. So there.
22. Instruments: the piano. I’m quite rusty, but I still remember how to play.
23. What I am wearing: clothes.
24. Dream job: realistically speaking, I want to be a neurologist. But I wish I could write fanfiction for a living.
25. Dream trip: Carmel-by-the-sea.
26. Favourite food: my mother’s potato fried rice. Still the best thing I’ve ever eaten.
27. Nationality: okay THAT one is confidential.
28. Favourite song: it’s always a good idea to share this link
29: last book I read: well it was a collection of comics...the one before that would be The Right Joke for the Right Occasion. It’s a very old book. My grandmother gave it to me.
30. Top three fictional universes: Tolkien (because that’s the greatest fictional universe ever created), The Dollars Trilogy - they are a trilogy fight me - so I can finally meet my husband, and Olympus has Fallen because Mike is yet another character I am very unhealthily attached to.
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