When King Candy glitches into Turbo I paused and saw this.
One of Turbo's iris expand in shock. That would be fun to see in fanart.
King Candy does that too so it's not a King Candy exclusive thing.
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(Screenshot not mine. From someone else in the Disney Speedstorm discord server)
Well…at least they TRIED to include his turbo roots XD
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Hey btw if you're thinking about playing speedstorm for more content about Felix, Calhoun, or king candy, don't bother, they won't even have voiceover aparently
Can't belive they didn't say shit about this before the update dropped
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A logical sequel to Wreck it Ralph would’ve been one that introduced worries of being outdated and replaced as the arcade gets less visitors, and everyone moves onto consoles and PC gaming.
Maybe that would be resolved through the competitive gaming scene, and DARE I SAY SPEEDRUNNING SCENE with retro games. It would’ve been amazing. (Maybe even go into themes of burnout?? Because they’re being pushed so hard during speedruns lmfao)
But Disney nowadays is more concerned with wide commercial appeal than making meaningful art and this is not a surprise to anyone
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I want so badly for these two to interact, that's all I want
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Name: Spamley
Debut: Ralph Breaks the Internet
Hey, remember the Ralph Breaks the Internet craze of 2018? What a time to be alive! Disney's film about What If The eBay Was A Place was an instant hit, due to the fact that everyone knows the Internet, and everyone wants to see a movie about it! You couldn't stop hearing about it! No wonder it won the Academy Award for best animated film! I think it beat out some movie about spiders, or something...?
Kids today might not remember, because 2018 was so long ago. They're too obsessed with their new age sexymen, like Raymond and the big balls Dwarf. But this movie wouldnt've been the cultural phenomenon it was without one character taking the world by storm: a certain J.P. Spamley!
The Internet fell in love with Spamley at first sight, flooding social media with memes and fan art about the loveable green prick. He rose to the highest ranks of the Tumblr Sex Man for a good while! You couldn't scroll for a few minutes without seeing his catchphrase, "Now's your chance to get rich playing video games!"
What kind of a megacorporation would Gisnep be if it didn't capitalize on Spamley's popularity? So they held a special Spamley Sweepstakes event on November 2019, allowing fans to donate money in honor of Spankley himself! All proceeds would go to Bob Iger and Baby Yoda, and if that's not wholesome, I don't know what is. Those who entered even had a chance of winning WILD prizes, like:
That's it that was the only prize
See him in theatres! This is what Disney told us all to do, and we listened! Little did we know they were doing this to hide a dark secret! If you buy the Blu-ray version of the movie, you can actually manipulate the Scene Select to watch the movie out of order and make some... strange things happen. You can look up a walkthrough online, but the gist of it is making Vanelope kill all the Disney Princesses. Especially Merida. And when you do, you unlock a weird alternate ending...
Spamley NEO is the secret true main antagonist of the film, and he wants to take over Oh My Disney to spread spam and advertisements! No! Not Oh My Disney! Please, for the love of God, NOT OH MY DISNEY!! You have to kill him. You have to destroy your Blu-ray copy of Ralph Breaks the Internet now. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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