i want to write but uh- *checks list* the universe said the vibes are off
the fateful beginning:
the middle (aka copious screaming and death threats):
the morning after:
how do ppl stream themselves writing like i’ve always wanted to try it but it’d literally be me writing 1-3 sentences, then scrolling through tumblr/watching youtube/eating snacks/playing games/staring at a blank doc for an hour
i am a writer but i am Bad with words
my brain just accidentally referred to my characters as my kids???
is that normal or should i be concerned
Me upon receiving one single small tiniest grain of inspiration out of the blue: *starts dusting off WIPs and story ideas I haven’t touched or even looked at in years, like rise and shine, sleepy heads, wakey wakey, hibernation is over*
Also, badly written fanfic
My writing style is just comma splices
Me every year as soon as nanowrimo starts: *Beating new ideas off with a stick* Back, back I say! Do not tempt me, foul demons
Nanowrimo? Nah, son, this is write without a solid plan-owrimo
If a picture is worth 1000 words and my nanowrimo project has a cast of like 6 characters and I make a picrew of each of them, then that’s 6 pictures, which means I’ll totally already have 6000 out of 50000 words, yep, yep
Me, weeping while holding the broken corpse of a character: Who did this to you? You were so young, you had your whole life before you! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
Me, a moment later: Oh, I did. *drops body to ground* Time for the Angst :-)