#Wtf

[missmintea]

lesbian visibility week yet no women are visible in my bed ????

#minteatime #queer nsft #wtf #homophobia

[comptonbitches]

Comptonbitches.tumblr

#Jonah hill #jonah hill gif #21 jump street #the fuck #gif #channing tatum #channing gif #Ice cube #ice cube gif #22 jump street #channing tatum gif #movie #movie gif #funny #funny gif #follow for follow

[undying-love]

“I’ve never been the kind to go down to the pub with my buddies. John was really my only male friend, if only because of proximity." -Paul (FAME magazine, 1990)

Your "only male friend?" WTF

#mclennon #interesting #insane #wtf

[maintain-least-face-every]

https://amy-748.ludgu.top/b/XoOxfbk

#one direction gif #lara croft #poison ivy #welcome to nightvale #boy to girl #the gazette #stray kids smut #The xx #diakko #wtf #the 1975 #taylurking #kipo

[heavy-kid-condition]

https://margaret-364.mjcyd.asia/h/uD3nwg4

#travel photography #stray kids smut #fall out boy #The xx #percico #rome #wtf #the it crowd #vegebul #deep

[phinik]

mood today: sebastian

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy mc #ruth senet #wtf

[viejospellejos]

Pero esta finalización qué es?? Ajjajajajaj

#mma #ufc #finalizacion #celebracion #wtf

[memehumor]

#memehumor #lol #omg #wtf

[19thcenturybiscuit]

You see that post where Jorge asks Dani to fight him, too right? I didn't just had too many energy drinks

Cause... Why does he want to fight him, says he doubts Dani accepts and then defenses him in the comments by saying he's more in shape while he isn't (while indirect calling himself fat if my Spanish and those emojis 🥐🍟🧁 are anything to go by)

I mean, I always assumed Lorenzo fights other riders in the parking lot (Vale, Casey, Simoncelli) but what kind of flirting is that? Does he really means a box fight or... A different one?

Please let Jorge be in Jerez - with a black eye - cause that would be so funny now.

#dani pedrosa #jorge lorenzo #pedrenzo #Wtf #Peak flirting skills #Does he knows those posts are public #I swear he wins the 'Dani Pedrosa' fan competition without practice #Uuh they aren't gay you make that up - FUCKING LOOK AT THEM #They are all gay and European #Change my mind #U can't

[welele]

Al menos avisa, ¿tu iphone lo hace?

#explotar #wtf #móviles #batería #w3

[bootleg-nessie]

List of Extremely Cursed Knowledge

Having autism and ADHD is a blessing and a curse because on one hand, I’m basically a walking encyclopedia of random facts and information. On the other hand, a fair amount of that information is so fucked up that it’s not socially acceptable to share it with anyone. So naturally, I took every fucked up fact, every bit of twisted trivia, every bit of cursed knowledge that I could come up with off the top of my head and compiled it into one big list to post on the internet. Some of this information may permanently ruin your (you, the reader) perception of certain things. None of this information should have ever seen the light of day, and a fair amount of it was never, ever meant to be known by humans.

You cannot unlearn anything on this list. This is your chance to scroll past.

You have been warned.

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According to FDA standards, a jar of peanut butter is allowed to have up to seven (7) rat hairs before it’s considered unfit for human consumption. If it has 7 or less rat hairs it will still be sold in stores.

If I just ruined peanut butter for you, don’t google the FDA regulations on any other foods you enjoy.

Human teeth have 36 calories each.

The average human body has roughly 125,000 calories. This is actually relatively low, which makes cannibalism in humans generally unsustainable.

Human meat tastes like pork.

Penguins have been observed practicing necrophilia.

Dolphin vaginas secrete a substance that acts like an aphrodisiac on steroids. When scientists swabbed some of it on a chimpanzee’s penis, it masturbated so furiously that it had a heart attack and died.

Dolphins have been known to intentionally commit suicide if kept in poor conditions.

Scientists that work with cockroaches often become allergic due to exposure. Simultaneously, they also develop an allergy to chocolate and pre-ground coffee. Make of that what you will.

Dolphins have been observed masturbating using decapitated fish heads.

Dolphins have been observed getting high on pufferfish venom recreationally, sometimes even passing a pufferfish around like a joint.

There’s a LOT of rape across the entire animal kingdom. Like, a LOT. It’s especially prevalent in dolphins, otters, ducks, penguins, and primates, to name a few.

On a related note, female ducks have corkscrew shaped vaginas. Male ducks also have corkscrew shaped penises that measure in at a whopping eighteen inches.

The barnacle has the largest penis to body size ratio in the animal kingdom, with its penis being up to eight times as long as its body.

Chimpanzees have been observed using frogs as a fleshlight.

A disembodied human head weighs about 10-12 lbs and is balanced in such a way that requires you to use both hands to pick up.

Pigs will eat every single part of a corpse - including bones. In 2012 a farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs after having a heart attack and falling in their enclosure. This also makes pig pens a prime spot for dumping bodies.

A body will decompose faster if you fill the rectal cavity with yogurt before burying it

When burying a body, make sure to bury it in a heavily wooded area. If vegetation is too sparse and/or the body isn’t buried deep enough, it will be easily noticeable after a few months because plants will grow in much thicker directly above where the body was buried.

You cannot bury a body in sand, as sand is too porous. The smell will seep through and give away the location

The entire universe could theoretically exist as a false vacuum and collapse into nothingness at any moment without warning.

Any alien civilization advanced enough to detect life on earth is also probably advanced enough to destroy our entire planet almost immediately. At the peak of interstellar technology, the only limiting factor is the speed of light. If they decided to attack, we probably wouldn’t even know it was coming until the entire surface of the planet was already vaporized.

It takes three and a half rotations to fully detach a human head from its body.

Recently deceased bodies can experience rigor erectus, which translates to “death boner.” This is especially common in victims of hanging, as it’s primarily caused by trauma to the cerebellum or spinal cord.

There is an extremely real chance that you have unknowingly purchased a product that was made by modern day slaves at least once in your life. Coffee, cotton, fish, clothes, shoes, and technology are among the most vulnerable industries.

A decapitated head remains conscious for several seconds after separated from the body.

The entire koala population across Australia is currently undergoing a major chlamydia epidemic. It’s actually been extremely devastating for them and they’re currently facing the threat of extinction because of it.

#Nessie on drugs #unfun facts #audhd #cursed fact #cursed knowledge #cursed #wtf #biology #evolution #evolutionary biology #penguins #r/196 #196 #r/196archive #/r/196 #rule #meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #autism #actually audhd #adhd #actually autistic #actually adhd #evil autism #crime #criminology #true crime #fun facts

[tentacion3099]

#wtf #japan

[broadwaybalogna]

All this discourse over Kataang and Zutara is so fucking exhausting. Like, I’ll be looking through the Zutara tag tryna find a cute lil thing to read and all of a sudden 50 people are bashing and hating on the ship. Now, I can’t speak for kataangers and whether they see the same shit on their tag but I’m sure it’s true. Y’all, literaly just stick to your ship and… Enjoy it??? Is it really that hard to watch other people enjoy a ship??

Now for a personal message:

Kataangers- YOUR SHIP IS CANNON!!! You have nothing to prove! It’s cannon!

Zutarians- I respect the dedication to the ship. But you have GOT to stop provoking Kataangers😭 (Kataangers also need to stop provoking)

How long has this been going on for??? How many circles have y’all gone through??? Is this not FUCKING EXHAUSTING!?

(I’m going to tag both Kataang and Zutara so just so y’all know: I ship Zutara. If you come onto my blog looking for Kataang content, you won’t get it, but that doesn’t mean I won’t welcome you!)

#kataang #zutara #shipping #wtf #why are you guys doing this to yourselves #just reading all this exhausts me #friendship is magic #atla katara #atla zuko #atla aang #atla #avatar the last airbender #netflix avatar #atla fandom salt #atla fandom critical #atla fandom problems

[new-york-for-real]

can someone explain what is happening in the corpoverse I am genuinely concerned for everyone's safety

#wtf #corpoverse #help

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

okay, but all of the truly mind bending shit in that episode was added in post

our improveers were trapped in a repetitive loop

but after they wrapped, someone made the decision to open up the gates of hell

that episode was bespoke torture, created especially for us at home

#game changer #game changer spoilers #weird that we have to tag game changer spoilers now #i don’t know if i love or hate that episode more #game show meets art house horror film meets groundhog day #is the bts going to go into it or just pretend it was a normal episode? #wtf #sam reich #samuel dalton reich

[phinik]

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#hogwarts legacy #ominis gaunt #hogwarts legacy mc #ruth senet #wtf