#Wynonna the wingwoman

[putellas14]

first of all, ສະ​ບາຍ​ດີ​ຕອນ​ເຊົ້າ, friends and fam.

second, there's two the haunting shows. the haunting of hill house and the haunting of bly manor. both have sapphic main characters but in hill house the sapphic relationship isn't really in the focus, so "the cute lesbians" are in bly manor. you still need to start with hill house, though. it's the only way to do it.

yes, wynonna earps is a huge upgrade to the bake off. passes the judgemental children test from my side.

and yup, i do very badly need a wingwoman (pls) also, i actually will murder you for this cause saying i'm "interested in an older woman" sounds like she's 47 and my english teacher. she's not. we don't want that.

- 💍 anon jr

Good morning. where the fuck did you learn Lao?

In what world do you think I’m going to watch the scary show ALONE if there aren’t even cute lesbians to get me through it? No way. I’ll watch bly manor then.

In my defense, I think of you as just a baby! So the older woman comment really just indicates that it’s someone, you know, older than you. But fine. 🩺, your sis’s crush is younger than you. Better?

#ask #maybe I’ll finally get around to finishing that Wynonna Earp wip that’s been sitting unfinished since 2019

[sheriffhaughtearp]

Wynonna: Those are some sexy pants, Haughty!

Nicole: Where is this going?

Wynonna: Bet they’d look even sexier on Waverly’s floor!

Waverly: Did you just hit on Nicole for me?

#wynonna earp #nicole haught #waverly earp #wayhaught #wynonnaearp #wynaught #wyhaught #wynhaught #Wynonna is a wayhaught fan #wynonna earp meme #wynonna earp incorrect quote #Wynonna the wingman #Wynonna the wingwoman

[petersthree]

Jeremy + BBD Family headcanons bc I love that my boy has a family <3 

Jeremy always pulls Waverly into long ass conversations about his newest collection or the new poster he ordered online. Waves initially thought she might be a little bored but Jeremy always picks out great shows to chat with her about. 

He’s gotten her really into Sailor Moon and they’re now planning to go to a con together over the summer. 

He once apologized for rambling so much to her and mentioned how people always made fun of him for it when he was a kid and now Waverly just aggressively supports all of his interests. 

Seriously just imagine Jeremy excitedly dressing up as Batman while Waves has her Harley Quinn outfit (Nicole is def Poison Ivy) and she’s letting Jeremy drag her everywhere and going “HEY LOOK AT BATMAN” and smiling as people keep walking up to him asking for pictures. 

He forces Dolls to have lunch with him and Dolls gets disgusted watching Jeremy because he is the messiest eater ever. Boy will eat a wrap and the tomatoes and lettuce will be spilling out so he’ll flip it over and eat from the other end, only for more to spill out. 

Dolls, slowly putting his sandwich down: “Why are you like this, man?” 

Jeremy, mouth full: “like whuh?” 

 Okay fine so idk about Rosita being part of the fam anymore but I still think he and Rosita loved to gab about science and Jeremy loves to aggressively support her the way Waves does him. He’d constantly remind her that she’s loved and needed in the group and it was worth the 20 minute ramblings to see her smile at it for even a moment. 

Jeremy plays Dream Daddy and he’s gotten Doc so into it. Doc was very confused but now they’re sitting down every Sunday for like an hour and playing it. Doc doesn’t understand why Jeremy isn’t going for Craig. Craig is too athletic for Jeremy, so Jeremy definitely goes for Damien instead. “He would fit our group best, Doc.” “Well, I suppose you have a point there.” 

Jeremy 10000000% makes a joke about how Doc "is now a Dream Daddy, technically. I mean, you’re my dream daddy - no, not that - not that I dream - you’re not my daddy. Sorry.” 

Doc, in all seriousness: “Hm. I guess I am a dream daddy.” Jeremy almost cried. 

JEREMY!!!!! IS THE BIGGEST PUSHOVER AS AN UNCLE!!!!

At some point when Alice inevitably comes back to the Ghost River Triangle, Jeremy goes: “Hey Wynonna! So, you need me to babysit? I’m a bit busy but I’ll gladly babysit.” He says this as he’s setting down his overnight bag and duffel bag filled with toys for Alice to play with. 

Definitely reads her Alice in Wonderland as a bedtime story.

Official Honorary Member Nedley is always flummoxed by Jeremy and his rambling (and god forbid him, Waves, & Nicole are together bc that is a lot of energy and awkwardness to handle) but he loves his queer kids. 

Jeremy & Nedley end up being pretty cool with each other besides an awkward start bc Nedley just secretly loves dad jokes and Jeremy will cackle each time he hears one and Nedley lives for the attention tbh 

Also Wynonna gets the best gifts from Jeremy she’ll mention something once and he’ll go “oh cool” buy it the next time he’s at the store and save it for Wynonna’s birthday and she tries to act all cool about it but he can tell she’s really touched by it.

Wynonna totally tries to set Jeremy up with random guys. Is definitely the wingwoman who hits on men for him. “Hey, nice pants. They’d look even better on Jeremy’s floor.” 

He teaches her random magic tricks and she can never hide her enthusiasm when he lights something on fire. He tried teaching her how to do one of the tricks and she almost burned the police station down. No regrets. 

Jeremy & Nicole are true gay and lesbian solidarity. Every time they see something cute they’ll whisper “that’s gay��� and giggle like the dorks they are. 

Dolls, Nicole, & Jeremy are watching tv and Dolls asks Nicole to make more popcorn. 

Nicole: “That’s lesbophobic.” 

Dolls: “Oh not this agai-”

Jeremy: “Not getting up from the couch is gay culture.” 

#jeremy chetri #wynonna earp syfy #wearp #nicole haught #team bbd #doc holliday #wynonna earp #waverly earp #rosita bustillos #xavier dolls #black badge division #long post for ts #janie has headcanons #wearp headcanons #i'm so happy for him

[putellas14]

mommmmm, don’t be a pussy, it’s not that scary, we’ll get 💍mom to keep you company (and btw i don’t suck up to 💍mom, i sidekick)

anyway, uhhh yeah i just bite directly into cucumbers, i go through a lot of cucumbers (and carrots as well, they’re like half my diet)

now sis, you can’t have bad game dude! seems i have my hands full with this wingwomaning, it’s okay, between me and 💍mom you’ll have the best game soon enough!

-🩺

I'm perfectly happy with Wynonna Earp for tonight. But maybe tomorrow. The cute lesbians in that haunting show are probably cute enough to make up for the scary factor.

So my lifting buddy, she just straight up eats zucchinis like that. At first I thought they were cucumbers until I looked closer and realized, nope! That's a zucchini. Oh I like carrots too!

#ask

[putellas14]

as junior said, yes, watch the haunting of hill house!!! it’s good, so much better than bake off dude, and we ain’t no pussies here mom!

also, chef boyardee is fucking disgusting, never touching that again, why do american foods taste like chemicals, this country keeps getting worse

anyway if you make fun of cucumbers mom, i will personally fly over to you, and you really don’t want that, i’m annoying as hell when i’m bored

anyway sis, you gotta spill on the crush so i can laugh at wingwoman you (i’m an only child but that’s what siblings do right?)

- 🩺

I don't like scary things! But I switched over to Wynonna Earp. Is that better for you? More acceptable to my judgmental children?

American foods taste like chemicals because all American foods are chemicals. Food here is garbage.

I'm intrigued. And I like food experimenting. I like cucumbers. Do you prepare them some way or just bite right into them?

She spilled to me. She will murder me if I say it to the public. But your sis needs a wingwoman, badly. But I bet I won't get murdered for this - your little sis is interested in an older woman.

#ask