#Y'ALL NEED JESUS!!!!!

[owlmylove]

[lets myself feel the profundity of human desire for 5 seconds] ohhhh fuck. oh jesus mcfucking christ there’s GOT to be a way to turn this shit off

#not 2 be ace on main but jesus #y'all really live like this??????????????? wanting??????????? #LSD windows XD designer who turned off his fear of heights where are you when i need you now #owl post

[elvisabutler]

that's alright mama

summary: after seeing you with jupiter and a pregnancy scare austin finds that he really really wants to get you pregnant. pairing: austin butler x fem reader rating: m word count: 1298 warnings: breeding kink! unprotected p in v sex. cream pie. austin's filthy mouth. implications of lactation kink. pregnancy kink? technically? it kind of goes with the breeding kink. minor daddy kink implication? he calls himself baby daddy. tiny bit of come play. it's filth. author's note: welcome to day 9 of kinktober breeding kink with austin butler. so let me tell y'all this right now. this is filthy because breeding kink can inherently be a very dirty kink but also because it's one of my secret kinks. like y'all don't even know. hope y'all enjoy and be on the lookout tomorrow for ( ideally ) mutual masturbation with olivia dejonge and the austin mermaid au.

"What's gotten into you?" You can't help but ask as Austin's behind you, his lips placing increasingly messy kisses against you neck as you attempt to open the front door of your house.

The only answer you get back is a growl as Austin grinds into you, trying to get some friction for his cock. Anything for him to be momentarily distracted from the desire he has to rip your clothes off before you're even in the house.

Austin rarely gets like this and more often than not he's usually a bit tipsy when it happens. So this is completely out of the ordinary. It's so out of the ordinary that when you finally get the key to work and the door to open, you can't help but turn around with a concerned frown. "Seriously, Aust-"

He cuts you off with a kiss. A kiss that's a clash of teeth and tongues. A kiss that forces the air from your lungs and has your mind blanking, forgetting every question you have about why he's acting this way. He walks the two of you back, his foot- you think- kicking the door shut before he has you against the wall. You groan at the sensation of your back hitting the wall and it finally makes you pull away just enough to take a deep breath.

"Austin, what are doing?" You finally are able to ask breathlessly, your chest heaving as you use your hands and arms to force him to not immediately go back to kissing you.

"You." Your eyebrows shoot up and Austin shakes his head as if that's going to clear his thoughts or make them form a coherent sentence. "I need- You looked so perfect with Jupiter. And two months ago, when you were late- God, babe, I thought about it. I thought about you full of me. I thought of you being pregnant. I- I didn't realize I wanted it till then. But I do."

"Oh." It's the the only word that's in your brain at the confession. It's the only word that describes the feeling of pure desire that shoots down your spine at the image Austin's words painted. Your body leans forward a little into him, almost like you're gonna pass out before you whimper a little. "Tell me more. Tell me what you want."

He honestly growls before picking you up, his hands moving to unbutton your pants and pull them down as your hands unbuckle his belt and undo his pants. Your legs move around his waist as you use your feet to force his pants down. You're surprised it works but you're not questioning it, instead focusing on how Austin's kissing at your neck and mumbling until you feel his cock slide into you.

"You'd look so fucking gorgeous, all swollen with my baby. Everyone would know you're mine, know that I did that to you." He thrusts, pushing you against the wall, shaking the pictures hanging near you. His head moves to your breasts, kissing them before nipping off and on in between words. "These are already so sensitive, I practically can get you off when I play with your nipples but they'd swell up with milk for our baby. Be rock hard, you'd probably have to have me suck them for you. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Like feeding your baby daddy?"

The noise that leaves you at his words is practically inhuman, a mix of a keen and a groan and a growl all in one and Austin can't help but laugh sinisterly. "You would. You want me to fill you up, don't you? You want to be full of my cum? Full of my baby? You want to be all swollen like that? Want everyone to know that I loved you so much to give you a baby?"

Normal you, normal not being fucked into oblivion you, normal you who is not having Austin thrust so deep and so hard that you swear he really is trying to fuck a baby into you would like to argue that love is not necessary for a baby. The present you has her cunt clenching around Austin's cock at his words, an orgasm barreling through you without him even touching your clit. The present you is gasping for air and murmuring nonsense into Austin's hair as he manages to get one of your nipples into his mouth. He sucks in a way that he never has before, almost like he's trying to make milk appear.

"Aus, I can't, they're sensitive, don't make me-" You're babbling, trying to get your brain to focus, to settle on a thought, but he keeps sucking and fucking you that your brain is only settling feeling how his cock is stretching you, how deep it feels like it's in you and how you can hear a picture crashing to the ground with how forcefully Austin is thrusting into you.

"Come again? Oh no, oh no babe, you're going to. You're going to come again and I'm going to come. I'm going to fill you up with my come over and over tonight until I know you're not leaving our bed without my baby growing inside of you. Until I know that in a few months you'll have a bump where our baby is growing. A bump I can rub and touch and that's just gonna get bigger. Until I know that the next time I suck these tits of yours? You're gonna give daddy his milk."

That does it, that has you gripping at his back, clawing at his back trying to settle yourself, trying to regain some control of your mind because the image he paints is one you really hadn't thought of but one that is making you want to cry out in pleasure. You do your best to grind against Austin's cock from your position and your legs grip him tighter, forcing him deeper inside and causing him to hiss and curse lightly. Everything is so overwhelming that you barely notice Austin's hand slipping between the two of you until you're clenching around him- not quite coming but you can feel his fingers right near your clit and you force yourself to utter something resembling words.

"Give me your come, Austin. Please, give me your baby." Your voice is soft but so commanding that you feel Austin violently shudder against you before you feel a burst of warmth inside of you as he continues to play with your clit and you feel yourself following Austin's release with a choked off sigh.

The two of you stay there, both of your chests heaving as you catch your bearings. Austin's hands are shaking a little and so you kick your legs against his back your universal cue to tell him to let you down and he obliges. The whine that leaves you when his cock slips out, when you can feel his come dripping out is so needy that you feel more than a bit embarrassed. Austin looks at you and seems to sense that and rather than reassure you, he lets himself move down to your thighs and play with the dripping come before forcing it back up inside of you. He can't catch it all but damn if he was going to waste too much of it. Your cunt twitches at the attention and he can't help but bite his lip.

"So-" He starts, his eyes not even bothering to leave your cunt.

"Bath, Butler." You say in lieu of anything else and with your voice shaking. "Then we'll talk."

He gulps and finally looks up at you. "About?"

Your lips quirk into a smile as you put your hand under his chin. "About you actually making that a reality, daddy."

#austin butler #austin butler x reader #austin butler x y/n #austin butler smut #i need jesus. #truly. #i need jesus after this. #not me trying to take everything from damn near any breeding kink fic i've ever read. #y'all should be thankful i didn't go abo or werewolf with this. because trust me ya girl almost did. #ally's kinktober 2022 #kinktober 2022 #also fun fact i only spell come the way i do because of my old fandom days when i was told not to spell it as cum. #no one is reading these tags but i am trying to come to terms with what i wrote okay. #ally writes #austin butler x you #this is why i'm real thankful that there's probably not going to be any smut in the mermaid au. #i need a minute after this.

[queerpyracy]

i will not know peace until neopagans online stop using abuse rhetoric to talk about christian god when church hierarchies of power are right there creating actual tangible harm

#'oh jesus always needs to be the most important he sounds like an abuser' here's your big shoes and red rubber nose #since y'all wanna be clowns so bad #god(s) forbid we focus on preventing real world abuse when we can make cheap dunks on social media #the bastion of meaningful theological discussion #babbles

[ralsriel]

Hi, no matter which person you're rooting for in the tumblr sexyman polls, please stay respectful about other people's choices and don't mock fans because their character lost/won.

Also if you want to talk about how much you hate a character, at the very least be decent and don't put it in the the main tags.

#undertale #welcome to nightvale #mp100 #reigen arataka #sans undertale #cecil palmer #nagito komaeda #tumblr sexyman poll #tagging these just in case #anyway also I hate that I need to mention this but just. be decent about a character even if you hate them? #saying in detail how much you wish they were dead and that crows should pick on their corpse etc is.. really uncomfortable? #so yeah let's Not do that. yes even if the source material has some issues just jesus christ y'all.

[hime-bee]

I think... Some of y'all would benefit from going outside, having friends, and just generally enjoying life as opposed to being online 24/7 and actively engaging in things that make you upset/mad. That's just me tho-

#it's so odd to see people actively going to fandoms/spaces that they dislike JUST to tell people they dislike it #like?? what do you gain LOL #this can apply to a lot of things ngl #but y'all rly need Jesus

[rigoristgun]

This is the most Markiplier thing ever

#Markiplier #dislyte #y'all need Jesus #making it look like Mark is the gift #very funny to me #fans would agree #on both points

[scarystickers]

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE REDRAW THEIR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS AS HISTORICAL PAINTINGS, I EAT THAT STUFF UP EVERY TIME

#shitpost #good omens #hannibal #percy jackson #pjo #detroit become human #the magnus archives #marvel #im trying to remember fandoms I see do this #doctor who #im pretty sure I've seen doctor who-ers do this #if not y'all need to get on that with your time travelling doctors #guys help I swear I've seen this often why can't I remember any fandoms that do this #minecraft #you'd be surprised at the amount of minecraft Steve as Jesus paintings I've seen

[ritequettenoire]

I know I did not just see Jesus x Fyodor fanart on my dashboard.

Y'ALL.

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd manga #fyodor dostoevsky #i'd say y'all need jesus #but frankly i think jesus should run for the hills #y'all are killing me here

[bookofmirth]

I heard that E/riel’s are spreading misinformation. True or false? I feel bad for SJM and those involved in the process of working on the book. I can see why she isn’t that active on social media anymore. The fandom is so toxic.

Absolutely, 100%, e*riels are spreading misinformation. It's possible that other sectors of the fandom are doing the same, but I haven't seen it personally.

I was going to hide this under a cut but whatever. People are really saying things with complete confidence as if we won't all have the books in two weeks and know exactly how full of shit they are. As if some of us don't have it now and don't already know how full of shit they are.

elriel was NOT confirmed

Gwynriel was NOT confirmed

Elucien was NOT confirmed (beyond them still being mates, y'all...)

The only ship relevant to acotar that was confirmed or denied is that brycriel is dead before it got a chance to breathe. But we already knew that. (hello, quinlar are MATES.)

If anyone has heard something that seems crazy, I'll confirm or deny. I might not explain it fully just to keep *something* special and anticipated about this release, but I have the whole book and have for days, and a friend whose native language is Portuguese. :)

#hofas #hofas spoilers #house of flame and shadow #acotar #ask #anon #acotar fandom #ACOTAR FANDOM SHUT THE FUCK UP CHALLENGE #Jesus fucking christ #y'all need to chill #and stop being the actual worst #spoilers #this is the most surreal reading experience I've ever had

[gxlden-angels]

I need Americans that were never Christian™️ to realize that the average conservative cult christian's thoughts are basically that one episode of Spongebob where he gets elected Hall Monitor and gives a speech with "Crime and Punishment. Punishment and Crime"

#christians see themselves as the hall monitors of the earth essentially #and everyone needs to be punished and have their good noodle stars taken else they'll commit arson #they genuinely believe that as soon as you stop policing people they'll delve into their deepest darkest fantasies and start committing sins #that even Jesus Christ himself didn't think of #they come from the idea that they are the only group capable of keeping things steady until Sky Papa can make his way down and fuck shit up #So when you do something bad it's because you fell into the pull of destruction #But when they do it's the equivalent of stepping on your dog's foot because they almost tripped you #I still think it's funny a bunch of christians are creationist tho lmao skill issue #My grandparents are but my dad isn't #he believes evolution essentially occurred over the same time the earth was being created #and the story of adam being made from dust was a metaphor and literal #he was made from dust made from decomposing animals and plants which he used to create us as a more perfect being #so now we continue to evolve because we're connected to the dust and can continue to try to improve #so my dad believes in evolution and went to college for biology and chemistry at the biggest HBCU in the US #That evolution/creationist tangent was completely unrelated but all twitter is for me rn is ppl freaking out about our rights being taken #I avoid twitter most of the time but like to look at my friends' and fav artists' tweets #and recently I think little joel made a video about the evolution video that was trending so yea #n e ways have a nice day y'all <3 #I've been wanting to make more hehe hahas but everything in my brain rn is Undergraduate Thesis level shit #so I haven't really been reading or writing things I can talk about on Tumblr.Com ya know? #most of it is sociological textbooks memoirs and similar stuff that Id feel talking about on my casual blog #maybe Ill make a blog. like Blog blog for my essays one day #ex christian #religious trauma

[butmakeitgayblog]

Do you know how easily "You may be the Chancellor but I'm in charge" translates to "You may be the Commander but I'm in charge" for Clarke in the bedroom? I imagine it just slips out for Clarke and Lexa is too busy being ~horny~ about it to notice how Clarke is like "wait i think i technically said that to my mom once, ew" 😂

Dude.

The horror that would probably come over poor Lexa if she was gettin full on dicked down, three fingers deep, with a string of dom dirty talk flowing in her ear and all of a sudden Clarke randomly was just like "Heh I think I said that to my mom once"????

#anon #clexa #lexa kom trikru #Clarke Griffin #y'all need jesus

[cheese-anon-real]

So I got an anonymous ask that's just. A link??? Like to google play? Uh. ?????? Confused!

#//finally learned ooc shit Jesus Christ #//joined another rp group on here #//shit's funny there #//i will not reveal that #//no one needs to know. at all. ever. #//shit's fucked irl again and i might just dip for a while to deal with everything #//hope y'all aren't suffering tho #//love you lil shits

[unsoundedcomic]

Glass! I can't draw for shit but I totally could write a short thing about the Black Tongues, having gleaned all useful knowledge from Ruck, trap him and defang him so they can peel his first plate and milk his venom, then break him into a mindless hole with torture! Bonus points for taunting him about it and saying he's so used to sucking it should come naturally to him. As for Living Duane and Elka, it would be half hate fuck, half their insecurities expressing. Elka could remind him of Sothos

#y'all need jesus

[elronds-pointy-ears]

mannnn Gil-Gadaddy can get anything from me. He would just have to ask.

#you may take me right here and now your grace #gil-galad #trop #rop #gil-gadaddy #daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry #have your way with me sir #i would not be opposed #god i need therapy... lmao #well like that one blog said: y'all need jesus. #hahahahahhaha #that was a reference for riley