#Y'ALL WHAT THE FUCK

[iwastoldtherewerecookies]

y'all, my friend is going on a work trip next month. A train trip. Through mountains. living my dream this guy is. he has to leave his gf behind, and she loves trains, so he's living her dream as well, but STILL. He said he'll write super often, and I know he bout like 10 notebooks, and I'm excited to read about his adventures.

#dracula daily #drac reac #bd: before dracula #uhhh #i'll roleplay anything ig #my good friend jonathan harker #edit like 2 days later:. #Y'ALL WHAT THE FUCK

[shehungthemoon]

Sorry I absolutely HATED that kiss why did Michael Sheen decide to act it like that 

#honestly this season had extreme pacing issues among some other things but by the end I kind of was willing to look past it #and like honestly from a writing perspective despite me having to watch it muted on my second go around the kiss works where it is #and David Tennant gave his ALL as always <3 #but???? it goes on that long?????? and his hands don't land once? he has no reaction FOR THAT LONG other than shock and what looks to be #mild ik???? somehow? idk it was just beyond awkward #and I feel like these characters despite whether you're coming from book or show canon would have a first kiss WAY WAY different than that #especially in the moment so emotional and heavy and passionate?? #y'all what the fuck #Good omens #ineffable wives

[boop-le-snoot]

scrolling through the negan tag and it's like... rape, rape, non-con, dead dove do not eat, rape, sexual assault. are y'all okay? that man is a dork. he is constipated with Feelings and the moment that a pretty lady will call him out on shit, he will Fall in Love. have you people ever met men

#vent #y'all what the fuck #and it's both for tv!negan and comic!negan #like I get dark fics but WHY ARE THERE SO MANY

[denim-wizard]

hey gang. what. what happened everybody? hey, gang, wh

#blinkshark activity #y'all what the fuck #realwizardhours

[basementeye-s]

just found out the famous ao3 wall of tags fic is from the untamed fandom

#y'all what the fuck #well. the grandmaster of demonic cultivation fandom #but like holy shit #mdzs

[rainbow-arrow]

it’s 2am why does it sound like my neighbors are trying to set up a tent or some shit

#let's go #there's like hushed whispering and clanging of metal #and some rustling but like #y'all what the fuck #opp nigel is interested #what's going on!

[chuuyas--boo]

shrek fights y/n cuz we took his swamp then we beat him then spongebob squarepants becomes our sidekick then we find the seven elves and we help them and in return they give us an ultra rare mega uncommon legendary glittery sparkly cat unicorn hybrid named Bob and then we fine out twilight sparkle was an evil mastermind all along because friendship is magic and magic is evil! then y/n and spongebob ride into the sunset with jean as his horse then y/n and spongebob get married forever 💞💓💗💖💝💌

Wow 👏👏

#y'all what the fuck

[elphael]

if i had known posting the screenshot of someone making a homestuck comment on my work would cause it to get over 100 notes i would not have posted that

#y'all what the fuck

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

#1k #why the fuck did this blow up #this post sucks #i turned off notifs after like 300 notes cause it got sick of seeing tags #and now I look and there's fucking 12k???? #y'all could be reblogging my makeuo and cosplay posts that I spend hours on but no #Tumblr is as tumblr does #anyways #10k #what the fuck why's it still going #20k

[bloomingonionbitch]

(y'all, the YouTube Shorts algorithm/feed is terrifying. i watch meditation videos, WhispersRed ASMR, the same handful of SNL skits (David Harbour in "Sauce" specifically) and music videos from the 2010's - with an occasional "Crash Course" video for my students. i saw a preview for an Amelia Dimoldenberg clip and indulged. for a brief moment, a lot of the videos were about Céline Dion and other impressive vocalists until it shifted into Piers Morgan, recordings of graphic 911 calls, anti-trans rhetoric, and folks discussing "dark web discoveries." i know y'all know about digital/media literacy, but a biiiiiiiig head's up re: YouTube Shorts).

#y'all what the fuck #it's shit like this that contributes to my TMJ #i love “Crash Course” - i don't want “occasional” to sound dismissive #my campus still uses projectors and we don't have speakers so watching a video requires almost perfect silence from 12 year olds #it's a big ask for them

[ladynodrinette]

THIS IS ADRINETTE'S FIRST KISS?!?!?!?!?!?!

#y'all what the fuck #miraculous ladybug

[hiding-under-the-willow]

anyways. What

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hc s10 #docm77 #joehills #joe hills #juppet #vintagebeef #doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf #also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week #why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭 #it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline #im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing #or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao #seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid #wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting

[haywirecompass]

whoever the fuck i saw saying "i can't stand english bitching because they're so complacent" and whoever else thinks we're not doing enough i'd like to invite you to DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH.

a law was recently passed that deemed any kind of protesting as disruptive and able to be punished by the police, alongside giving the police more power.

we all watched the police storm the PEACEFUL VIGIL for sarah everard - a woman raped and murdered by a police officer.

PEOPLE ARE CURRENTLY BEING ARRESTED FOR OUTWARDLY EXPRESSING ANY SORT OF DISPLEASURE WITH THE MONARCHY.

A WOMAN WAS ARRESTED FOR HOLDING UP A SIGN. JUST HOLDING IT.

PEOPLE WERE ARRESTED FOR BOOING.

everything in britain has been put to a standstill. hospital appointments have been cancelled. funerals have been cancelled. we can't do anything about it.

many of us will be unable to pay our energy bills this winter. we will freeze. we will starve.

it has been demonstrated to us time and time and time again that protests simply make people talk about how we were protesting and never why. and now the police has increased power to punish us for any public opinion that they don't like.

we have been under tory rule for 12 years. 12 years of the same people - hey americans, can you imagine that?

we are tired, no, we are exhausted. we are struggling. we are scared. and it has been made clear to us that our government does not care.

so fucking forgive us if we're putting our own survival over the opinions of americans (and other non-brits but americans are the worst) online who expect us to learn everything about their politics and their country and don't put in an ounce of effort to learn about ours.

#y'all remember trying to pressure russians to protest against their government? #when they literally cannot? #yeah #fuck off #uk politics #don't fucking comment on our country and how things work if you don't have the slightest idea how it works #also don't? tell us what to do? we could just as easily be like #why are americans complaining about abortion just protest and fix it #yeah not that fucking easy is it #absolute fucking idiots

[rudjedet]

the Bible is a historical document, just not in the way a lot of people think it means when historians say that. regardless of your belief system and no matter your personal feelings, the Bible is a primary source and primary sources cannot be discounted on grounds of "but I don't like it". people not understanding this concept is why you can’t adequately discuss anything concerning said source with them because they kneejerk into “IT’S ALL FAIRYTALES AND LIES!!!” or sometimes “everything happened exactly like that and there’s no debate”. in both cases a regrettable lack of nuance, but far worse so in the former case because those people pretend to be in the camp of “rational science”. something something please develop some historical literacy before you engage in discussions pertaining to (ancient) history.

#so many of you in the notes are just fucking not getting what I'm saying #i mean it when i say y'all should park your preconceived notions about the Bible and read up on how primary sources are used #or at the very least stop thinking of the four gospels as the extent of the Bible it is genuinely aggravating

[becasbelt]

harrow the ninth is so funny because of how absurd it is. like. harrow is being hunted for sport and no one cares so she physically alters herself to stay awake for 126 hours. god keeps offering her biscuits and she never eats them. mercymorn makes harrow's age younger and younger every time they talk. every single interaction between harrow and ianthe. like every fucking scene with ianthe (it won't taste like anything so add some salt and it will taste like salt). gideon roasting harrow and the rest of the cast through the entire book. how is this fucking book real.

#and most of this is from ONE CHAPTER #i finally understand why y'all keep saying to reread htn #it is SO FUCKING GOOD the second time around #and soooo much funnier when you understand what's going on #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #tlt

[iamat0m]

#i don't remember the source for this #but i did inflict it on y'all #tumblr blaze #in honor of the reddit blackout i am blazing this a second time #1k notes #5k notes #more than half of my blogs total reblogs are just this post #you know what fuck it I'm blazing this a third time