#YASTIOY

[worstloki]

I really like the theory that Loki is still a teenager by converting asgard age to midgard age but also what if he was still a teenager by asgard standards abd when Tony offered him a drink hes like "no im not old enough" and tonys like "what" and lokis like "what"

the sheer comedy that gets packed into loki being a teen is why i HC loki as one so much... like... tony offers a drink.... loki changes topic and hopes tony doesn’t notice.... tony starts making a dirty joke... loki yeets him out the window.... this is all a perfectly normal reaction.... tony is going to find out and lose his mind,,.... adoption,,,

#loki is just a theatre kid arts student and i mean this in the literary major way #not the over-the-top theatrics but the subtler analyzing-nuance-in-classic-texts way #if he wants to go over-the-top he's just gotta act unlike himself #the teenager thing is the funniest thing #because tony would instantly hit that adopt button #and now you've got tony with this huge founded family and loki gets to be happy too and it's a win-win #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

I recently started watching the mcu with my friend and we've gotten to GOTG and I'm trying to explain that in the gap between Thor 1 and Avengers, Loki was being tortured by Thanos, but I can't explain it properly, because just because english is my first language, doesnt mean I can speak properly. Could you please help me?

Here’s some diagrams? Hopefully they could help so wordy explanation aren’t required :)

Link 1 (x)

He's basically in general bad condition every time we see him in/around the 1-2 year time period after he fell from the Bifrost, hence the theorizing (+based off interviews, Loki's time after the attempted suicide was not good to him and he appears most manic in the starting scene rather than any time later.)

Then there’s this stuff where he spends this entire scene looking exhausted and his back gives way twice:

also, we see him being tortured on-screen,

(Link to a post which talks about this scene especially ^^ but also the DIALOGUE and way he speaks through the movie)

Also, with Gamora/Nebula it’s explicitly mentioned that body parts were being replaced? They had to fight to prove their worth? Thanos was torturing his “children” do we really expect any less from randoms?

#mmmm other than characterized behaviour and the teary-eyed riddle-filled calls for help i think i covered physical evidence? #there's loads of posts I can give you links for about this but most of them involve mini-essays worths of reading #hopefully this suffices #but if you need anything else feel free to ask #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY #MetaAnalysisForTheWin #MAFTW

[worstloki]

Loki wasn’t crying when he stabbed Thor. That was sweat on his face.

Thor wasn’t bleeding when he was stabbed. That was his mid-section ketchup reserve.

#thank you anon for this insight #😩😩😩 #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

Loki, during his reign as Odin, adopts so many orphans from the street, and they all know that he's Loki and not Odin, and when Thor returns loki is like 'wait I can't leave I have kids now' and a horde of children come running and hugging Loki.

Loki introduces Thor to his horde of kids and Thor becomes a semi-reluctant uncle to this group.

Loki: we’ve pulled back our forces from the southern outskirts of Vanaheim?

Advisor: Yes, my liege.

Loki: ok great now I want you to take note of every orphan child in the realm as I wish to have rooms in the palace given to them

Advisor: y-you’re adopting them? all of them?! 

Loki: is that not the point of being AllFather?

#loki be like ''i'm going to make a play about each of my kids bc they deserve it :)'' and then gets forced into making one about himself too #Loki goes around putting the Allfather title to use #when people figure out it's loki not odin they refer to him as 'King' and 'Allfather' not Odin #I wonder if Loki picks up on that #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

A Ragnarok deleted scene where Thor’s in the ring and gleefully points to Loki and his smile shifts to a scowl when he sees Loki’s holding a martini glass and Thor climbs up to the balcony to scold Loki and the Grandmaster for letting his brother have a drink while Loki whines to Thor that he’s basically an adult and the GM lets everyone go because that was the best entertainment he’s seen in centuries. 😂

“Loki! You can’t drink that! It’s alcoholic!”

“Oh, just like how you can’t climb up this wall because you’re supPOSED TO be in the areNA?!”

“ah ah ah no squabbling save the family drama for later” 

[thor is forcibly pushed off the balcony railing and loki’s glass is forcibly removed from his hand just as he’s going for a sip]

#the grandmaster tutting and being like ''you're too young for that'' and enforcing rules that actually treat loki like a minor >>> #like #just imagine #loki's been doing odd jobs around the place and the GM has practically adopted this confused lost child thinking he's like 18 #but then finding out he's 16 and being devastated because ''you've been receiving 20% less pay than you could've!'' #and ''you have to quit your bartender job now'' #loki is just ????? #GM was just taking care of the stabby baby immortal and Loki was uncomfortable with having a decent parental figure #clearly #Thor shows up and Loki is double uncomfortable now so the GM is making sure thor suffers #he just flicks thor off the balcony as his head appears #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

avengers 1 would never have happened if any of the avengers used their instinctual human urge to pet anything including the alien and pet Loki like a cat to calm him down

Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard—

Clint: *has already lunged and is now clinging to him like an octopus, rubbing his face into Loki’s shoulder*

#Loki: get off me you fool!! #Clint: but I haven’t even patted your hair yet #Loki: my hair is spiky and evil!! #Clint: just needs a wash #YASTIOY #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou

[worstloki]

Non loki fandom marvel fans: the loki fandom is going to want loki shirtless aren't they?

Loki fans: SLEEVES! Give him sleeves! 3 layers of armor and a cloak godsdammit!

Anyway, give loki more clothes, not less clothes 2021

loki fans would like a shirtless scene in theory but in practice everyone is gonna be >:| and looking away 

#too busy thinking about how uncomfortable loki would be feeling instead of admiring the shirtlessness #i mean #if they give us a shirtless scene that feels out of place it's going to stand out especially because it's *loki* #like #thor gets a shirtless scene nearly every film and idk about y'all but i find it unecessary? just a bit? but it fits the character #but loki literally chooses to wear long sleeves and pants and tunics and it's going to feel weird if there's pointless plotless fanservice #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

Did you see elon tweeted about Loki? I don't like elon. Dude is shady

I assume he only learnt about low-key low-key sounding like Loki

#he is crazy shady #i don't trust him #i dont trust anyone who has that much money and also looks like hannibal #unethical workmanship and the lot #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

Idk why but the idea of Loki surviving the broken neck but having to be in a neck brace for a while is really funny? Sad, angst, but also funny bc its a God in a neck brace

it’s also comedy if you consider Loki doesn’t especially need the neck brace, and he’s making it very clear to one (1) person that he doesn’t or vice versa

#only Thor thinks he needs it and Loki makes sure Thor knows it so his brother will not be mean and pay attention to him #to everyone else he shrugs like ''nah i dont need it here but here watch this- THOooOOORR can you carry me to the other room my neck hurts'' #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

the fact that Thor usually stands in front of Loki, almost defensively as if to protect him from something, is honestly so cute. Big protective brother protect younger baby brother. Loki doesn't Need protection but. Still very cute.

it is very cute (until Thor doesn’t care to listen and starts to block his way completely). 

#listen protectiveness is great and all as long as Thor is keeping Loki in mind for it not himself #unfortunately #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY #imagining Loki peeking over Thor's shoulder is all fun and games until Loki starts to feel excluded from the rest of the conversation #HC that the habit of Thor being in front started with Loki doing something dum dum like stealing honey and then always hiding behind Thor #like ... big brother bigger... he won't tell on me i can share with him... good hiding spot... yes.... #so you'd have a kitchen lady like ''Thor where is Loki he stole an entire pot of honey meant to last a week'' ''haven't seen him'' #meanwhile loki is looking over thor's shoulder and thor just keeps denying it

[worstloki]

Loki, asgard equiv of 16, adopting as many children as possible.

Thor: who are all of these children??

Loki: your nieces, nephews and niecphews, say hello to helga, Phillip, Peter, Jeremy, April, may, spring, autumn, ash, will, felicity, saturn-

Thor: this... this is a joke, surely...

Loki: Yes! Yes it is!

Thor: oh good I was worried for a second someone left you with kids in your care haha

Loki: Glad you don’t think I’d have such bad taste as to name my children after seasons—

Thor: —OH, they’re still your—

Loki: —I named them after realms! This one is Hel :)

#you put such white white names in dkidhsbbshwjsjwjkwllww #Felicity and Jeremy 💀💀💀 #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

mcu au where everything is the same but loki carries a comfort plushie around the whole time

Loki be showing up to attack New York like

#you know I actually love the sceptre being different sizes #because it means every time it's an 8ft pole Loki's chosen to do that #and #like #he leaves #it easy to hold when just walking around and then there's a fight scene and it's like instant spear #that's really neat #he could store it in the pocket dimension when not in use with the armour #but he doesn't #and also looks at it quite often which is pretty funny #there are innuendos to be had #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY #also Toothless' tail? The prosthetic one? Made of a part of Thor's cape :)

[worstloki]

Oh my god I found out about Sleipnir because of you and I want to be so fucking mad and I can’t god damn it

i dont know how people miss the fact that loki gave birth to an eight-legged horse 

#Language! #language #you can't be mad at me #no one can be mad at me #it's not allowed #I'm assuming you mean you found out about sleipnir existing because of me? #but #like #i dont know how people hear about Loki getting Thor his hammer but miss the gave-birth story #like.... loki's got 6 special named kids.... 3 are animals... its hard to forget something this iconic #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

I need some attention pls 🥺🥺

You have my attention, *caller voice* yes, helLO? hoW may I hELp yoU?

#that isn't sarcasm speak i'm just trying to enunciate the higher pitches in the female caller voice #for effect #method acting #but seriously #what's up #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

Doctor Strange 2 is gonna be about poor Stephen having to fix the mess Wanda and Loki did. I love it.

i was feeling bad for Stephen before because that’s Loki and Wanda, right? The messes they’ll make will be legendary! 

But now, after seeing the respective trailer and clip, I am happy to say I have surpassed that and now am laughing at Stephen. Good luck buddy. Couldn’t be me. 

#Doctor Strange 2 is Loki and Wanda living the high life and Stephen just walks in with pizza and sees fire everywhere #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY

[worstloki]

feel like the entire Loki fandom is just like: welcome back asshole(affectionate)

I like that this entails skipping all the other content that marvel releases to rewatch the Loki clip

#Loki exclusive clip is now at 4 million views and that’s a whole million more than FATWS #it’s not even a trailer #it’s an ‘exclusive clip’ #kdksjsjhfjfjdhs #but really #being part of the Loki fandom means you don’t even realise that Thor Love and Thunder also released something until a day later #apparently there’s some concept clip out there? #you see #I don’t know what it is #but I know there is some sort of Thor thing that released and that I haven’t seen it #what I have seen is an infinite amount of gifs and comments on the Loki clip tho #👀👀👀 #YouAskedSoThisIsOnYou #YASTIOY #language! #language