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cinna-bunnie · 24 days
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thinking about older women
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#hey auntie 👉🏾👈🏾#some of them b dancing on that line and i am looking respectfully (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) ♡⁠#many such cases... giggling at how often w how many ppl aksjak family friends.. or it be ur own family 💀💕#someone's mom would joke about snatching me up like 😭😶‍🌫️ ma'am first of all .. would#and the touchy prima (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) ♡⁠ yes please put ur hands on me i am so comfortable with physical contact (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) let me hold ur hand ♡#🚶🏾‍♀️ being hot is nice sometimes#the forbidden fruit... hey tía (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) 👉🏾👈🏾💕#some of the exchanges I've had were so 😵‍💫😵‍💫 ma'am.. i got a lil crush on u.#← not my actual family. i do not have one. engaging in one from this perspective is a lil different yfm 🚶🏾‍♀️u don't have to get it#or maybe u do idk im zooted rn and feeling rly gay abt aunties and older women in general okay 😩💕#i need to go sweet talk someone's tía i know she's looking beautiful tonight 🚶🏾‍♀️ i see u girl. i love ur hair your nails are beautiful#i love your color coordination you have such good fashion sense (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) ♡⁠#ur earrings are so pretty i love your necklace i love your bracelets (⁠。⁠ノ⁠ω⁠\⁠。⁠) lemme go help y'all cook or I'll make the drinks whateve#let's talk.. ♡⁠#Lupe... what are you up to these days 😩💕 my favorite. a family friend#i kinda see family friends as family too sorta bc my fam was p small when i did have one so a friend would be a basically auntie#but also not.. technically. so ╮⁠(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠╭ idk. they r tías 2 me though and i love them.#they r so nicey 2 me 。⁠:゚⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)゚⁠:⁠。 ♡⁠#she wanted me to say her name n talk to her in Spanish a lil bit and she ate it up 😵‍💫 (⁠。⁠ノ⁠ω⁠\⁠。⁠) ♡⁠ she loved the way i say her name#i had such a crush on her omfg. low-key but not but yeah but respectfully..
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socksandbuttons · 26 days
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IM SCREAMING UYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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izzy-b-hands · 5 months
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today should be a t break day
bc I'll need it to be more effective in the coming days if we see family, and then I'll have the survey shifts
but since late last night i keep randomly nearly breaking into tears and thinking abt the stupidest shit that needs to stay in the box in my brain
so idk. maybe it will be. it is thus far. but I'm not leaving my room without a container of some edible or another in my pocket either
#text post#no idea where the fuck this came from and it kept me up until fucking four in the fucking morning#but only NEARLY crying my body/brain still won't let me FULLY cry#and i did email my prior doc with a 'can i ask u just abt this one current symptom and if it is abt what i think & ill send u 20 bucks even'#she said no to the twenty bucks but said yeah it does sound like my ptsd has been triggered by multiple things over the last year#and the not being able to cry is a part of it. my body's trying to protect me from feeling anything abt it and breaking down#and part of that means not letting the tears fall so there's no physical acknowledgement of any feelings#which is what i was thinking was going on but it's nice to confirm it with someone who knows their shit#doesn't fix it but at least i know.#the thing is that the triggers are like. good? bc im in a healthier safer environment now with ppl that don't do what my mum & fam do to me#but it means my brain is learning just how much of a lot of it Wasn't Normal and was actually Pretty Harmful and that's.#i want my brain to just accept and get over that already tbh. okay so that's the case it doesn't change anything????#why are we still thinking abt it and having feelings over it at this point bc that feels like a waste of time#there are no apologies I'll get for things that happened from when i was younger and there's no closure it just Is What It Is#I'm tired of even wanting to cry over it when I'd rather be throwing myself into making money & being productive art-wise#it manages to interrupt so many fucking facets of my life like#whatever. anyway considering a music au new draft where ed and izzy meet seth. and immediately offer to kill him for Pickles aksnsjfnfgj
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antirepurp · 7 months
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i hate the wyvern all my homies hate the wyvern
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coffin-flop · 5 months
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i know my cat knows i love him but does he know how much?
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vogelmeister · 11 months
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common act 2 L
#im so deranged tbh that act two is becoming impossible to write#just write is becoming awful advice tbh#okay firstly its way too long and a lot happens#it actually covers a month of time#because it goes from the party scene where dirk-jan gets the text and ends roughly the day before the tuesday night which is one month#so act two is hideously long because it covers one month of time and in that time a lot happens#and i could change the ending scene and move it a bit later but that ruins the cliffhanger and i like the fact that act 1 ends with the tex#because at that point its not revealed until act two that anne-fleur was Not the one who sent the text and it was kim pretending to be a-f#which gets revealed pre quickly in act 2 anyhow but its a nice leaving point#so like i can do that but will i? nee. unless i can find a better ending for act 1#and then i was like oh yeah lol we can remove the phone thing but i think it reveals something important about a-f#bc deep down she knows it was not her that sent that message. yet she still goes for it.#she still is like 'hmm yes lets see if belgium changed our chemistry" while dating merel. oft#ALSO i was worried that a-f would be too likeable bc her motivations are decent but i realised she still betrays merel and cheats on her#and thats unforgivable#anyways yeah act 2 is niet een slay and i just can't because theres so much i want to explore with it#we should all be like act 3. nice. gets to the goddam point.#idk fam#dutch language found dead
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helpimstuckposting · 8 months
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I just finished the third how to train your dragon for the first time and you guys I’m sO MAD ABOUT IT??????? NO
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the-kipsabian · 11 months
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..i think i can also say that as a move of self recovery and better mental health rn i boxed up my drawing tablet and put it in my bedroom closet
its. kinda sad but its better there right now than staring me in the face every day gathering dust next to my computer when i know im not able to use it the way i once did
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zemnarihah · 1 year
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started moving some of my shit over to my new apartment today adn well. its moving.
#i hate moving so bad. i hate the fact that this is like my 5th(???)time moving in the past#like 4 years?#also like. i doooo think this new place WILL be better but also i really liked my current place:( like i probably wouldve chosen to stay#here but my roommate rlly hated it.#this was the biggest room ive ever had it was sooo nice i love having space.#the new place will be nice bc its v close to my school and my friends and fam like ill be able to walk to school. where i live rn its like#a 20 min drive. and itll be nice to not have to deal w parking at my school bc those parking lots are literally hell on earth. and im gonna#be spending so little on gas#it just is like. well im literally done w in person class until fall semester. so all of that quite literally doesnt matter at the moment.#the only immediate change happening is that. its gonna be smaller#also its gonna be just me and my bestie. which will be good i mean our other roommate isnt that bad by any means but i think it will be#nice to have it just be the 2 of us#also im gonna sneak buttercup in bc its also more expensive and no way am i paying more for a smaller apartment and ALSO paying pet rent#pet rent is insane anyway but especially for buttercup like SHES A CAT.#but yeah they asked if we had pets and i was like no:) and the girl at the desk goes#okay just let us know if that changes bc if we catch you:) theres a fine:) and idk if she like noticed the cat hair im always covered in or#smth but i feel like she knew. but im not worried lol it was funny though#anyway. i will have to oceans 11 heist smuggle her in (take her on saturday when management isnt there)
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queer-n-here · 1 month
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HEY
ITS THE ANON THAT ASKED FOR FYODOR X MUSCULAR READER
ERMMMM
IF ITS OKAY CAN I HAVE THAT NOW BUT SMUT
PLEASE
( im not desperate i promise )
-🦅 ( eagle emoji anon cs rahh america )
Yeah brotha, ofc!
Also, welcome to the anon fam. Here we go, Fyodor smut. (And guess what? I'm writing this in my mom's school so like... pray that I don't caught)
Also, I'm gonna do your Kunikida req, too, just gimme like a day or two, yeah? Hope you like it, even though it kinda got OOC.
Contents: You walk in on Fyodor fingering himself to the thought of you, and then you fuck the poor anemic man.
Warnings: Smut, top male reader, nipple play, OOC Fyodor.
Fyodor was almost ready to get on his knees and beg.
It was probably the first time in his entire life that he'd ever been so desperate.
It had all started that one day when you'd picked him up for the first time, and ever since then his skull could only contain one thought: you. Any and all attempts at a distraction were futile. After trying for weeks, Fyodor gave up on them.
His only solace was the handful of hours when he'd be asleep. Lately, however, you'd started haunting his dreams, too, plaguing them with thoughts and images of you that grew filthier and filthier each time. Gods, what were you doing to him? And how were you doing it? Was this a part of your ability? To hypnotize someone and make them lose control of their senses?
Even know, rutting pitifully against the pile of blankets in your room, Fyodor's glazed eyes could see you. Your huge form, towering over his own. Your ginormous hands tracing his skin, gripping his waist and rubbing his nipples.
His naked chest came in contact with the bed sheets, and he threw his head and moaned, pathetic dick rubbing back and forth against the soon to be stained sheets.
But it wasn't enough. It wasn't even nearly enough.
Fyodor licked his fingers slick, then reached back to insert the first one into his achingly empty hole, trying to convince himself that it was your finger his hole was fluttering around. He shut his eyes, seeing you against the back of his eyelids instead.
Pre-cum dribbled down his shaft as his shoulders shook, his free hand clenching desperately at the sheets. Gasps and moans spilled from his red and bitten lips, and all of a sudden his fingers hit a certain spot.
Fyodor's back arched, a particularly loud moan leaving his mouth. He slipped in a second finger, hand moving faster now. He bit down on the sheets beneath his head, muffling his cries against the fabric as he found himself tipping over the edge soon. As his cum hit the sheets, so did his body. His poor anemic body couldn't hold for any longer.
He rolled over onto his back instead, dazed eyes opening slowly, and taking a moment to process what they were seeing.
You.
For a moment Fyodor almost believed that he had now gone insane. But it was too real to be an illusion, you were too real.
He sat up with a gasp, hands flying to grab the sheets beneath him and try to cover himself with them. You were faster, though, ripping the sheets out of his grasp and letting them fall onto the floor.
This was going to be fun.
Not that you had expected to see Fyodor like this when you opened the door of his room. I mean, sure, maybe you could blame that on your habit of not knocking, or maybe even his of not locking his door. But you were glad you two did that, how else would you have ended up in his room, smirk growing on your face as you took in his condition.
Fyodor was still trying to reach for the sheets, but you grabbed his wrists and pinned them to the bed above his head, making him fall onto the bed on his back with a huff.
"Fyodor," Your eyes had an unusual darkness to them, one that set the alarms blaring in his head. "What were you doing?"
Fyodor tried to struggle out of your grasp, his weak body fighting against yours to no avail as a deep red blush rose through his flesh. "...It's none of your business!"
"Isn't it?" You tilted your head, face inches away from his. "You said my name."
Fyodor froze. "W-what?"
"You called for me," You repeated. "And you were loud, too. I thought you were hurt somewhere."
His pale skin reddened further, and he turned to look away from your blazing eyes, but you grabbed his chin and made him look at you.
"Were you thinking about me?" The smirk had returned to your face, and your eyes were hungrily roaming over Fyodor's body. "You were fucking your hole with your fingers like a little bitch in heat; were you pretending they were mine?"
Fyodor's breath hitched. Being caught like this before he had even come down from his previous high was intimidating, but also strangely arousing. He let you loom over him, your huge body almost completely hiding his against the bed.
"Answer me, Fyodor," You said.
And he couldn't do anything but nod, cheeks flaming. You leaned forwards and kissed him, smiling slightly. He gasped again, surprised, eyes wide and hands falling limp in your hold. You let them go, placing your hands on his waist instead as you pressed him into the bed, tongue invading his mouth.
"W-what are you doing?" Fyodor pulled away just long enough to ask.
"Hmm," You hummed against his lips, pulling back and sitting on the bed to take of your clothes. "Isn't this what you wanted?"
Fyodor's breath hitched, his skinny body shifting against yours. You finished stripping, leaning down to kiss him full on the lips again, this time more passionate. He fisted his hands in your shirt, pulling you closer weakly.
You sighed softly, reaching forward to trace the curve of his neck, the dip of his collarbone. Pulling away, you lowered your head to kiss there instead, leaving marks in the wake of your fingertips. Fyodor moaned, screwing his eyes shut against the feeling of your lips on his skin.
"[Name]," He panted, biting his lips to stop himself from moaning too loud.
"Hmm?" You pulled away from his collarbone, raising your head to look at him. "What do you want me to do, baby?"
Fyodor's eyes widened slightly at the pet name, but he wrapped his arms around your neck all the same. "Please, fuck me..."
And who were you to deny him?
He'd prepped himself just fine, and, aligning your tip with his leaking hole, you were able to slide in your member relatively easily. You started slow, thrusting into him gently at first, trying to give him time to adjust himself.
"[Name]." Fyodor moaned, brows furrowed. "Nggh, f-faster, please!"
You obliged him, speeding up considerably as you lifted his legs, wrapping them around your waist before placing your hands on either side of his head. Fyodor was clenching around you with each thrust, each nudge of your tip against his soft and tight walls making his toes curl.
Your hips snapped against his, and his back arched, thrusting his nipples up into your face. You kissed them readily, licking and biting and teasing to your heart's content as the man beneath you squirmed and panted and moaned.
"Fyodor," You said, teeth gritted against the feeling of Fyodor around you. "Does it feel good, hmm? Tell me, d'you like it when I fuck you like this?"
Fyodor's eyes were blurred up with tears, his eyes blown out and wide, making him look like he wouldn't be able to process anything but your cock in his ass for the life of him. Still, he nodded frantically. "S-so good, hah! Mmph, [Name]! Feels so... so good..."
You rolled your hips, pounding into him with a rhythm so heavenly, it had Fyodor seeing stars. One thrust in particular hit somewhere so soft inside him, he cried out, and you shifted to hit that spot again. His grip on your shoulders tightened, head falling back to expose his beautiful neck.
You leaned down to kiss it, rolling your hips and bullying his prostrate. His nails were burying into your skin, moans growing louder and louder by the minuted in a way that told you he was close.
And sure enough, pretty soon Fyodor was trying to speak through his lewd noises. You understood his meaning even when his words were barely coherent. Speeding up, you bit his shoulder, making him cry out in a mixture of pain of pleasure so intense all other thoughts were wiped out from his brain.
He reached his orgasm, hips bucking up into yours as a cry ripped itself free from his throat. You slowed down to a stop even as your cock throbbed at the feeling of Fyodor clenching around you so tight it almost made you lose control.
He huffed and panted beneath you, using one hand to cover his face. You gently pried it away, planting a kiss on his forehead. You waited for him to come down from his high, peppering kisses on his face softly.
He raised a hand to place on your chest to stop you, giggling softly. "You..." He hesitated slightly. "You haven't finished yet, right?"
You had been ignoring your throbbing dick for a while now, trying to remain still despite the desire building in your gut.
You shook your head.
Fyodor flushed slightly. His arms had fallen limply onto the bed when he'd came, and now they rose to wrap themselves around your neck again.
"Go on, then. You can... do it till you cum."
And being as restless as you were, you immediately began moving again.
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POV: YOU’RE DATING CALLUM TURNER
or the one where i pretend i am Callum’s girlfriend (and also tagging @precious-little-scoundrel on this bc I GOTTA)
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tmznews Callum Turner spotted with a mystery girl! Is the new heartthrob off the market? Link in bio for everything TMZ has on his new gal.
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user23 the invasion of privacy … yikes
user12 What does it say about me if I read the article because tbh I’m curious
fan12 don’t do it, lets respect their privacy
callumupdates Don’t give TMZ any clicks. Look at the horrible quality of the photos, they obviously weren’t supposed to obtain these. Callum will share when he is ready.
yourfriendsig At least she’s pretty 😍
yourinstagram stopppp haha
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yourinstagram soft launching my man bc he’s hot and i love him ❣️ (oh yeah and tmz exposed us)
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fan12 GIRL THIS IS A HARD LAUNCH NOTHING SOFT ABOUT IT!!!!
user41 crrrryingggg omg iconic
user23 lol attention seeker
yourfriendsig It took me three years to be IG official with you, why does he get special treatment 😒
yourusername take a guess 😉
keoghan92 @tmznews you suck
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deuxmoi Spotted: Callum Turner and his girlfriend at a pub in downtown London. Looks like no more hiding for this couple. Sources tell me they’re in love and don’t care who knows it.
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fan12 wahhh they’re so cute
user23 i’m so jealous but i also ship it so hard
fan41 my friend saw them making out at a diner last week lmao she said they were eating each other not the food
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yourinstagram so proud and moved to tears ♥️ the entire cast and crew did a great job honoring these brave men
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fan12 we love a supportive gf
fan41 what a great picture fr
user23 I met y/n at the event tonight and she was the sweetest, most HILARIOUS person its easy to see why Callum is in love with her ❤️
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anthonyboyle One Direction
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user97 OMGGG they’re so hot wtf
yourinstagram more like Wrong Direction
keoghan92 you think you’re funny huh
yourinstagram Callum finds me funny 🥲
rafflaw he’s biased he’s in love with u
fan91 cryingg she’s a part of the mota fam 💍🥹
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yourinstagram hi movie star ♥️ i love you - your biggest fan
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rafflaw 💍💍💍👀
yourfriendsig @rafflaw LMAO DONT START THE RUMORS
appletv Mr & Mrs Egan spin off?
keoghan92 sappy
yourinstagram @sabrinacarpenter
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yourfriendsig good times
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user91 … the hand on her ass … making out … CALLUM TURNER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
yourinstagram why would you post this when you know im missing him 🥺
yourinstagram brb omw to ft him
fan23 i love the way y/n loves him she isn’t afraid to be a normal girlfriend
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yourinstagram social media making fun of me for this but if he was your man you’d get it 😌 i say that’s my baby and i’m proud ♥️♥️
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fan12 if i didn’t see my bf for a week i’d react the same way people need to mind their business
yourinstagram it was only three days but yes your point still stands 😆
yourfriendsig y/n you’re an icon
fan92 i love them so fucking much pls adopt me
yourinstagram okay! ♥️
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yourinstagram someone tell y/n not to leave her phone unlocked 🤣🤣🥳 - anthony & barry here!
edit: got my phone back. can’t bring myself to delete my boyfriend looks so cute. i guess barry and anthony look okay.
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fan23 LMAO PLS HOW DID THEY STEAL HER PHONE !!!😂😂CALLUM TAKE IT BACK!
yourinstagram he was supposed to hold it for me it didn’t fit in my clutch and he sided w the enemies 🥺
anthonyboyle New profile picture?
yourinstagram i’ll kill you
yourinstagram also i think it’s important for everyone to know @keoghan92 stuck his hand down my boyfriends pants pocket to get my phone
keoghan92 and i liked it
anthonyboyle 😂😂😂
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Ahhhhhh making this was so much fun!!! Y/N is a bit shameless in her adoration for her man but that’s the point!!! I’d be the same if he was mine (I mean look at Vanessa Kirby and Dua Lipa lmao)
Marina this is for us because this man deserves our love we’d make him so happy 🙌🏼
It was supposed to be silly and funny so don’t give me shit obviously celeb relationships would be a lot more private. And for bonus fun check this out ⬇️
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gentlebeardsbarngrill · 3 months
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02/05/2024 Daily OFMD Recap
TLDR; Cast & Crew; Rhys Cameos; Samba BTS; Samba & Rhys Goofyness; Wee John Wednesday + surprise Leslie; UK Launch; Watch Party Reminders; What We Do In The Shadows; New Watch parties: Love Birds; Articles; Fundraisers; Schadenfreude; Trends; Morale/LoveNotes/MORE RHYS CAMEOS; Daily Darby/Tonight's Taika;
Jeez Louise fam today was a seriously jam packed day! Once again Im worried I'm gonna miss something because there was just so much so please feel free to let me know!
== Cast & Crew ==
The Crew section is a hefty one today, so buckle up buttercup it's gonna be a chaotic and heartwarming ride.
Okay so, yesterday we had that lovely message that was edited from our beloved captain. But then our dear friend @meowzawowaza_ over on twitter released yet another part of the video that specifically went over Rhys' frustrations with the cancellation. Now it's less positive, but as she says, it adds another layer that is helping rally the troops to keep fighting. Here's the thread with the videos. Apologies if you don't have twitter... I don't have a link outside of there at the moment. If I find one, I'll update it here.
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THEN because she's awesome, our lovely @lucyrosebutler decided to share the cameo she had gotten previously. Which he ended with, "Yeah, you be you, keep rock'n, and yeah, you be you, and do it loudly."
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Before continuing with the cast & crew...
== Kudosboard! ==
Wanna send our lovely captain, Rhys, some kudos and love after all he's given us, especially the last two days? You can do so over on kudoboard.com! Thank you @madzilla84 for making this happen! Get on over there and send our sunshine man some love!
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Alright! On to more Cast & Crew.
= Samba =
Samba, our favorite BTS buddy posted a new BTS picture + was making sure to shout out the new S2 out on BBCIplayer today!
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= Samba & Rhys =
Then because our entire cast and crew is a pile of goofballs, Rhys and Samba shared this little exchange on twitter:
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= Wee John Wednesday Monday! =
And well, then there was Wee John Wednesdays Monday! Where we not only got to see the expected three cast members: Kristian Nairn, Vico Ortiz, and Madeleine Sami, but a SURPRISE guest, Leslie Jones who crashed the Instagram live party.
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You can watch the whole thing on Kristian Nairn's IG Here. WHICH I highly recommend because it was an absolute blast and got so many of us pumped and ready for more. Some highlights that absolutely cannot describe the pure and wonderful chaos were:
Rocket Jousting
Leslie fucking every alien in space
Leslie wants to come to a convention
Horny pickle ball
Jenkins is on board for s3 if it happens
They see how hard we're working on SaveOFMD and they said "they deserve it" (s3) and "so do we!"
Mads just randomly runs into Taika on the beach
Gypsy made a chest binder for all Vico's outfits @edscuntyeyeshadow ty for the screenshots here on tumblr
Oh and David Fane popped in because he's a gem of a human being. Thanks @madzilla84 for catching that!
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= Leslie Jones + Convention =
PSSSST: Wanna help get Leslie to a con? Go request her on the Galaxy Con Websites! Thanks @insane_foliage on twitter for the suggestions!
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= Vico Ortiz =
Upcoming cast events! Sunday Feb 11, 4PM PST, Vico will be interviewing with the lovely Samantha Rei on Instagram Live
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= Erroll Shand =
I just, can't get over how amazing Erroll's IG Stories are, and how much he interacts with the goofy fan memes. I love this guy.
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== Uk Launch ==
So many people logged in for the UK Launch of S2!!! Thank you everyone! The data teams over at @saveofmdcrewmates are still crunching numbers to show how things went the first day, but we can definitely see #OurFlagBBC trending for a bit!
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Also Pink News was tweeting about the launch, and Wee John Wednesday!
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Great job everyone-- please keep it up if you have the spoons! Wanna watch OFMD again? You can help support the UK Launch by watching it on BBCIplayer! Once again, if you are outside the US you can get instructions on how to here on @reallygoodplants page, or from this article.
== Watch Party Reminders! ==
= What We Do In The Shadows Watch Party! =
Tuesday February 6th, 9PM GMT, 1 PM PST, 4PM EST
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Watch Party Hashtags:
#VamPirates
#SaveOFMD
#AdoptOurCrew
== New Watch Parties! ==
FINALLYYYYY we have a Love Birds Watch Party! Feb 9th - 9 pm GMT, 4 pm EST, 1pm PST.
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Watch Party Hashtags:
#AdoptOurLoveBirds
#AdoptOurCrew
#SaveOFMD
==Articles==
So many articles today with the UK launch, including the Guardian again!
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What’s On TV This Week: 5th February – 11th February
TV Tonight: It's the Final Series of Curb Your Enthusiasm
Our Flags Means Death fans get TV licence just to watch pirate show
The Best Romantic TV Series to Get into the Valentine’s Day Spirit
8 TV Shows Were Canceled in January 2024, Including 4 From HBO
Why won’t there be a Our Flag Means Death season 3?
= Fundraiser Status =
eSIMs and Sanitary Products for Gaza by Our Flag Makes A Difference is currently at 27% of their goal. If you're looking for a good cause to donate to, these folks have been incredibly transparent about all funds.
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@One of the crew, @mcstuffiesphd is selling Jeff stickers as well as other SaveOFMD merch and donating 50% to the Our Flag Makes A Difference group for the above fundraiser.
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== SchadenFreude / Trends Time ==
Thank you @btweenhisteeth on twitter for capturing this metric! Looks like WB Discovery is still having a bit of trouble with their stocks. Wonder why that could be?
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Other fun trends that popped up today: Thank you @merryfinches catching a shot of the pile of royalty below.
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== Morale / Love Notes ==
So normally I just want to say all the things about how lovely you all are, but Rhys posted YET ANOTHER video on cameo tonight, and I feel like his voice is the sunshine we all need. The longer one up, is dedicated to LGBTQIA+ folks with some anecdotes from Rhys' childhood, and another specific to the crew for this show (it's about 3 mins 10 seconds long). Please take a few minutes to go watch them, you don't need a log in or anything for them. It's just worth it to hear our lovely captain say nice things.
== Daily Darby / Tonight's Taika ==
And to end the night, just some silly gifs that maybe sort of but don't quite go together for tonight. Goodnight lovelies, it was a LOOONG day today, please go get some rest. Love you.
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ohbabydollie · 3 months
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I need more of schlatt & latina reader PLEAAAASDEE 😵‍💫
few more hcs!!
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if you grew up in a home that was more of a “children are meant to be seen not heard” schlatt will hear you out!
he will make sure you do feel heard, even when it’s hard
he knows can’t fix the past so he’ll help you learn how to do good in the future
he understands you don’t mean to be angry or upset sometimes but you just are and will wait until you want to talk about it
he’s wants to be there for you through the good and the bad and the awful
onto the less angsty
yk how his fam is big corn people?
ELOTES/ESQUITES!!
he will eat tf out of some esquites or any street food as a matter of fact
likes going to tianguis, la pulga, etc. with you!
especially the cheap ass prices at a pulga
throw in some chicharrón bien preparado n call it a date
likes looking for places to go eat with you
has made it a saturday morning tradition that you both go eat pancita (or anything you like) at a restaurant for breakfast/brunch
it hits everytime, especially when you’re both hungover
likes his gansitos frozen (no i’m not taking criticism)
keeps little snacks or candies in his pantry/fridge all the time
calls u “cariño” “corazón de melón” “vieja” “amor” “chiquita” “chikibaby”etc. especially if one of the nicknames pisses u off
LOVES salsa valentina and chamoy
god forbid someone makes homemade chamoy bc he’s absolutely devouring it with any and every fruit he can think of
if you listen to bolero while cleaning with him he’ll stop you so you guys can dance
“not right now, i gotta clean schlatt” you say as your boyfriend hugs you from behind “jus’ take a break, c’mon it won’t kill ya” he says as you roll your eyes and finally agree
“okay, but no funny business” you say putting the rag down and washing your hands to dance with him. he smiles at you, leaning into you and softly singing the lyrics to you as you smile
before you know it, you find yourselves making out with the music in the background, cleaning supplies forgotten but you’ll get to cleaning tomorrow
he genuinely puts so much love and passion into your relationship, getting you flowers, making the most out of little moments, etc.
he will be as romantic as he can be
meeting your cousins sucks for him though
they (especially if you have any male cousins) side eye him most of the time when they first meet him
they don’t mean to be rude but wtf is a random boy doing in their home???
your male cousins (esp if they see you as a little sister) don’t think anyone is good enough for you
they try to scare off schlatt at first but it doesn’t work so they try plan B
making him stay stupid shit in spanish infront of the family until he gets embarrassed and decides not to return (spoiler it doesn’t work)
“say ‘tengo el pene chiquito’ ” a cousin says to schlatt “tengo el pene chiquito(i have a small dick)?” schlatt asks as they snicker and nod “yeah just like that, don’t change a word” they say laughing while schlatt nods in acknowledgment
“ok, just don’t change a word” they say laughing while you go up to schlatt “y/n, guess what?” he asks you “hm?”
“te voy a dar mis hijos (im gonna give you my kids)” he says making you go red and your cousins stare at him
“hablas español (you speak spanish)?” they ask as he nods
most of your family interrogating him AND you
“does he treat you well?” “does he make good money?” “would he make you work” “cuantos hijos quiere (how many kids does he want)?” “es católico? (is he catholic)” etc.
at the end they decide that they approve of him
he should watch him back if you guys have a nasty break up though (warned by any male family member of urs)
“haha, just don’t break her heart” one of your uncles says to schlatt, laughing and shaking him as schlatt laughs nervously
“no seriously, hurt her and you’re dead, i’ve been to prison, i’ll go again”
at the end of the day as long as you’re happy, they’ll be happy
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jimmyysea · 6 months
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FK OFTS interview -
they are asked to say a little bit abt their characters/intro them
khao: i play ray, who is very a self-centered and lonely person. his family is rich so he likes to use money to fix his problems
first: i play sand who is a guy who has to work hard to earn money and make a living because his fam is moderate. he does whatever he can to earn money to keep on living and fulfil his dreams, which is to travel to music festivals around the world.
since you've already worked on 3 shows tgt, what did you guys have to do meet the expectations for the chemistry that you've built previously? how did you step it up for this show?
khao: we do homework like usual. mostly we focus on workshop of our character, with our director and other actors/actresses. yes, but the part where we get to act tgt also makes us comfortable. there's not much to change since we already know like the way he will act and how i will act.
since this is a more mature show, what was your reaction to reading the script?
first: wow.
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first: amazing, surprised, amazing [in english]
khao: yes, but we can also feel the excited and fun feeling. the ful feeling we will get to work on this story
first: as an actor, when i read the script, i felt that the script is very detailed and good, cuz the character we read seems so fun, it makes us, as actors, want to jump into the fun they are having. is it confusing?
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outside your own characters, what other characters do you find intriguing and why?"
khao: sand is an interesting character. because he's a musician, and the music he listens to is also the music we listen to irl
first: yes, this is the real story. sand's taste in music is totally khao's style
first: yes, and first wants to play "ray" role. i want to play ray because this character has smth that resembles me. first wants to play a rich person who can use money to fic his problems. i want to play a spoiled rich kid who stays home and is cool. [he says this so EXCITED and PASSIONATE]. im self-centered and i want this and that. i want it so yeah. in the past, all my roles are like life fighter, strong and i have never played a role that is young and rich. i just feel like i want to try being like that. okay, what problem do you have? how much money do u need? here's the money. how much do u want, write it on the cheque, and u go fix this problem for me. i want to try being a rich guy!!
actors often become attached to props/costumes since they work with them almost everyday. do u guys have any props/costumes u became attached to?
khao: there are three things. these earrings [points to what he's wearing]. these are mine. i bought them myself to wear it when acting in the scenes. [first is grinning at him] when i bought it, it felt like an excuse to buy that i bought it for work. then my watch [also wearing it]. same as the one in the series [first: its the same as the one khao uses in his daily life]. i went and bought it. and the rings [index finger rings] that i wear in the series. i like to play with them.
first: i have two. actually 3 things, that make me feel like i can be in character with these things. there's the guitar cuz sand plays it at night in the series. a guitar and the motorcycle. sometimes ppl wonder if sand is really poor since his mum is a gogo bar manager and and he has a motorcycle to ride. and the third thing is a fit vintage shirt because its sand's taste that in every scene he will have a jacket but inside he will wear a fit shirt
set locations often become an attachment for actors also because u are filming there all the time. do you have a fav set location?
khao: YOLO bar. its like a gathering place for all the actors/actresses. whether there's trouble or love stories it always happens here. its like a centre place of the series. (why does this remind me of the FRIENDS cafe??)
first: like he said, every crucial story that happens in the story is mostly always at the bar.
first: khaotung likes bars.
*if you could give ur character a theme song, what would it be?
khao:: Lets try. its my song haha
first: i came across this sing and i think this represents my character's mood. the feeling i feel in ep5. the song is "Blue Butterfly". when i listen to it i feel very into the character's feelings. [he plays a little bit of the song on his phone] im very into it, it suits ep 5 vibes very well
if your character had their own podcast, what would it be about?
khao: 'Review Whiskey'.
first: 'How to be Rich People'. what to do to become a rich person.
okay, khaotung! we're super excited that you're doing the OST for the show. we absolutely love it. what is the process, when u record the song, and what was your reaction when you got the OST?
khao: this song…when i was in the studio to record the song.. o felt that its a song thats like, how to say it, hmm, like a complete song. a song that i can feel and reflect the most since i have been recording the song. since from when i first hear it i the studio.
first: khao had a song before but every song he has recorded previously all had the songwriter's personality in it. but when khao first recorded this song, after he finished recording he said 'this is the song', he feels like this song belongs to him and reflects himself well because of the mood and tone and instrument in bgm, every detail comes together as Khaotung element.
khao: yes, totally.
were you like excited to get the OST for the show?
khao: very. i was very nervous and excited and also very happy that everyone likes it. because its a voice tone that i have never sang before. sometimes i might scream my lungs our alone in my room but [first: 'AHHHHHHH' while giggling], but i never sing it for the public to hear before and im very happy that everyone likes it.
first, for you, your character is a singer in a band. so if you could create your own band with the characters in the show, who would they be and what would their positions be?"
first: ray first. ray between guitar and singing. ill bring mew for the keyboard. boston on the drums. nick and top looking after all the props, and as our audience. chuem as the band manager.
what would your band name be?
first: yes i have some in mind but i think it sounds weird to say out loud. band name 'Chip Hye Leaw' (Holy Shit!). but we will play around w the sounds like c-h-i-p that means plastic coins or potato chips and 'Hye' and 'Hai' like gone and then 'Leaw' that stays as that. so it becomes 'Chip hai Leaw' (Chip is gone). there is a story behind this name because if we create this name ppl will be like eh? what? we will use Chip as our band mascot and if one day the band is gone, ppl will ask qs like "Hey! where has the Chip gone? The chip band has disappeared and gone, where are they? we want to listen to their performance again.
we have different couples in the show but your characters have the most intense emotions right. so did you have any challenges when you were portraying the roles?
khao: its. its not that hard.
first: he's kind of easy. not that hard.
khao: we're getting better at acting. its not that hard in terms of changing and delivering emotions. but the hard part is sometimes when the character's actions doesn't make sense. we have to try and understand it
first: its the same has khao but i would like to explain more. when we have to go back and try to understand why the character acts that way. sometimes in actor shoes or or as a person, we have different opinion than the character's belief. which it could me we think 'what?" (wtf is wrong w the subs here idk) i dont wanna do that here. why do i have to act like that? why? its a conflict feeling that comes tgt when i have to overcome because if i will act as that character, if i want to portray the character, i have to connect with the character's choice of action. which could have a conflict of rejection inside that i have to overcome.
any funny moments bts?
first: there was some dialogue we misspoke. and we were so confident. the script that was written goes like this: "so what? do you want me to make this uni a white area? you arent that good of a person". i misspoke this when i was acting. and i was so confident but actually i said "so what? do you want me to make this uni a green area? free of drugs and has trees growing?". i said the wrong colour. i was so confident w my poker face, like the thing i said was right.
khao: its a kissing scene. the scene atmosphere was super quiet. it wasnt like in the script. we were at the scene filming and were continuing each other's dialogues and we were closing in on each other and then…"pff pood"? and i was like eh? what? whats that sound?
first: at that time it was a filming where the recording was going on and the surrounding was very quiet, like complete silence and only us were continuing each other's dialogues. we were talking until one point where we have to kiss. our faces are very near each other. and suddenly, theres a sound "woop woop" and both of us stopped. and staring at each other's face like ??? one of the staff was farting. yea, we couldnt stop laughing and all the recordings we did for the long run couldnt be used since we didnt follow the script to the ending scene.
FAN QUESTIONS
if you could give advice to ur character, what advice would you give?
khao: pls look after ur health more
first: you can love others but pls dont forget to love yourself too.
for ppl who havent watched the show yet, can u tell them why they should watch it?
khao: cuz everyone will be able to relate w the character no matter which character cuz every character in this story is somebody out there or someone whom we may have met in our lives before. or some experiences that u might have faced before will be similar. this drama might remind u of some of the moments in your life. both nostalgic or sad or bad moments. something that might or could be a life lesson.
word association game (words to songs) [in eng] [faster person wins]
word: LOVE
khao: oh, theres a lot of music [in eng] first: Love Somebody
word: BABY
khao: baby. baby by justin bieber.
word: NEVER
first: Never Say Never
word: SHY
khao: [ sings super shy super shy] super shy by new jeans
word: WORLD
first: you are my world, your world is my world
word: LATE
khao: [singing] its too late to apologise first: the song is Apologise
word: CRY
first: OH KESHI SONG i forgot the lyrics [he is Struggling] i rmb there's cry in the song but i dont rmb the lyrics.
khao: [sings] first time you ever saw me cry. taylor swift
word: FRIEND
first: company by justin beiber? its slightly diff working, is this okay?
word: Happy
first: [sings] happy happy happy happy… what were the lyrics again? [khao: ????????] HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
word: LONELY
[after googling] khao: lonely by justin bieber
word: DRINK
first: DRUNK by keshi
word: SAD
[after a while both of them going Through it emotionally] first: Sad Movie
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maxphilippa · 6 months
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Im very Interested on that au that you created, the one where skull and computer are mic's dads, can you tell more abt it?
HELLO YEAH I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK ABOUT THIS AU. SO CURRENTLY IT HAS LIKE 4-5 VERSIONS/ALT TIMELINES? BUT I'LL TALK ABOUT THE MAIN ONE.
ALRIGHT. FIRST OF ALL HERE'S COMPUTER'S AND SKULL'S DESIGNS.
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Okay so. In the main AU, the ending does happen but it goes very differently. Computer DOES die, however, the other objects give him their powers in order to revive him alongside Bomb. This gave him not only enough emotional strenght, but also the necessary power to kill EC. So of course he's not dead and still has his body.
Computer still raises himself up to the sky to fix all the damage EC caused, and once the sky is blue, he passes out and falls, and Skull catches him.
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Luckily he's very much alive so Skull gets him back to their home and they very much play Fornite after having some dinner Skull prepared and start having a chill life. Everything else happens such as WaterBucket's wedding and the show being over, they're all just at peace and end up being pretty close to eachother. Yes, this includes Cobalt Blue and Cigar on the group despite their stuff.
Some time passes and Skull & Computer end up getting engaged, married and then... they decide that they want to be parents. And so their first kid was Mic, and everyone and themselves included made sure she felt comfortable and safe + that she was a happy kid.
Later on Micro (EEE) and Mike (WEB) join the family. Same thing happens with them. As of now, they're still a very big family, even if the three microphone siblings are very much doing their own thing. Computer and Skull are still very much in love and married and their world is at peace, and they very much remain in contact with their kiddos as well. The TDOS fam is big and messy but they all love eachother.
That's a small resume on it though!! If you wanna know more about it lemme know!!! The other timelines of this AU are very much sadder. 👍
also shotout to burgy and lilac for helping me on this au as well
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landologg · 6 months
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dog mom
pato o'ward x fem!oc
irl + social media
fc: riley hubatka
summary: why propose to someone alone when you can get your dogs to help?
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"hey addie can you come help me with something?" elba yelled from the living room. "yeah of course!" i yelled back as i made my way to the living room. we had started decorating elba and brett's new house for christmas so we had been over to help them with that. after helping her for like 20 minutes, brett had came in saying that pato had needed my opinion on something in the backyard. which was a little suspicious at first but i didn't think anything of it as he is a very goofy person. "hey, where are the dogs by the way?" i asked brett and elba as we headed for the backyard. "um im not too sure..." brett had replied. "yeah i think pato had them last but who knows with him." elba said. "yeah i feel like we never know what pato is up to." i told them both. as i saw the backyard decorated in fairy lights, candles, the puppies dressed in little tuxedos, and pato standing there with a smirk on his face. elba stated, "oh i think we know what he's up to know" while patting my back to encourage me forward. "pato. is this what you've been working at all day?" i asked curious to how he set this all up. "well i think you already know the answer to that question... babe..." he said before i cut him off, "pato, you do realize i wore makeup today right?" i brought up. "well duh, i actually planned on making you cry if you did or didnt" "oh how lovely, okay okay, continue" as he got down on one knee and as "lover" by taylor swift started playing in the background.
"you have been the absolute light of my life since i have met you. you have been there for me through many wins and many loses and i hope to continue that forever. you are the person i love seeing most in the morning and i want to forever kiss you goodnight before we go to sleep. you have made me the man i am today. so... will you do me a favor and become rocky and norbi's offical mom? oh, and marry me?"
"of course i will" i replied through the waterworks of sobbing. "im forever grateful to you and for you mi amor" i told him after we had shared a kiss. then as he was about to say something else, we heard someone who didn't sound like brett or elba talk behind us. "hey, congrats lovebirds! now me and em won't be the only married couple in the group!" felix stated. "fro, you do know b and el are getting married soon right?" pato asked his ex teammate and best friend. "i knew that! do i win brownie points? wait, actually can i just babysit the dogs the day of the wedding?" david asked. "david, you would be one of my groomsmen. you can't babysit and be one." pato replied. "david, you do know that they aren't getting married tomorrow right? it's a little ways away." alex told david. "well i know that im not an idiot. okay. maybe i am." david answered back to alex. behind them were two cute dogs in tuxedos who were just waiting their turn. "nor, rock, c'mere." pato told them as they ran up to us with pure excitement. as we all talked, hung out with the dogs, made fun of each other, shared glances, and throughout all the laughs and cries i knew that these were who i wanted to be around forever. the people who made me truly happiest. my best friends.
adelaidebellamy made a post!
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guess his shirt was made of husband material all along 🤭
📌 taylorswift: ❤️❤️❤️ so happy for you both!
📌 patriciooward: mi amor, mi corazón, mi para siempre. and yes, my shirt has been made of that since day one baby.
elbaoward: 🥹🥹 cutest ever!
rockyoward: ❤️❤️❤️
landonorris: glad you can offically join the papaya fam addie!
alexanderrossi: you guys made david cry but congrats you both!
davidmalukas: CRYING
arrowmclaren: mother is engaged!!!!!
frosenqvist: glad we got to be there for the big moment!
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soon to be wife, but until then, i still will be calling you my wife ❤️
📌 adelaidebellamy: words can never explain how much you mean to me 💗 thank you for letting me become the offical dog mom to our sons 🥹
arrowmclaren: we better be invited!
pato_tv_: congrats are in order to our favorite dog parents!
lewishamilton: congrats guys!
elbaoward: so glad me and b could help plan all of it!! ❤️🥹
tkanaan: let's goooo!!! congrats you guys!
landonorris: she's offically a papaya girl!
alexanderrossi: everyone say thank you to me for not letting david ruin the suprise. but congratulations you guys!
frosenqvist: happy for you guys! glad we are getting another o'ward marrige!
davidmalukas: WOOOOOOOOOO
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