#YEET the teazer

[jelliclekay]

alrighty !!! what's teazer's favorite things to steal? and who are her favorite partners in crime besides jerrie/cats she wants to go on a heist with?

Teazer loves to steal anything! She's a big foodie, though, so she loves stealing from fancy restaurants. Her and Jerrie have also stolen from Bustopher Jones a few times at these restaurants when they see the chance, which is why Munk yeets the two away from him when he comes on stage for his number.

Mistoffelees is defintely her favorite partner in crime besides Jerrie. He's small and quiet, so he's able to get into hard to reach places that her and Jerrie can't quite get too.

She really wants Tugger to join her on a heist, but he always refuses. Not because he's against the idea of a heist, but because he's tall and loud and is certain he would get them caught.

[itsmyregularcat]

Three idiots

#teazer #cats the movie #cats movie #cats 2019 #mungojerrie and rumpleteazer #c: rumpelteazer #rumpleteazer #rumpelteazer #rumpelteaser #victoria #one of you is supposed to be the smart one #yeet #getthefuckoutofthewaymungojerrie #cats movie 2019

[incorrectjellicles]

Jerrie: I forgot the real word for yeet.

Teazer: You mean throw?

Jerrie: You complete me.

#cats the musical #cats musical #incorrect cats #incorrect jellicles #incorrect quotes #mungojerrie #rumpleteazer

[tending-the-hearth]

5 reasons i watch “the awe-full battle of the pekes and the pollicles” on repeat

1. jerrie and teazer being ready to fight each other

2. jerrie fucking up the barks

3. munkustrap being 100% done with everyone

4. tugger playing the bagpipes for no apparent reason other than to annoy munk

5. the rumpus cat yeeting himself onto the stage

#cats #cats the musical #cats 1998 #andrew lloyd webber #mungojerrie #rumpleteazer #munkustrap #rum tum tugger

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

OKAY THEN HOW ABOUT Bombalurina/Victoria/Rumpelteazer (assuming enough parity in age for it not to be creepy).

who’s the cuddler: Teazer. She will yeet herself at both her girlfriends, no matter what they’re doing, and latch onto them.

who makes the bed: Victoria

who wakes up first: Teazer, mainly because she has so much energy, but also Bomba, because she’s not a heavy sleeper.

who has the weird taste in music: All three of them have really different tastes in music compared to each other, so they all think each other’s music taste is weird.

who is more protective: Bomba.

who sings in the shower: Victoria, and Bomba and Teazer love listening because she’s got an angelic voice

who cries during movies: Teazer, and she demands cuddles while she’s crying

who spends the most while out shopping: Victoria

who kisses more roughly: Bomba

who is more dominate: Bomba

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 8/10

[why-a-jellicle-cat]

The Chaos Twins(tm)  as they appear in this Some Kind of AU I’m drawing all these characters in. I should also note that these designs are subject to change.

I like to imagine they’re from a wealthy family, but go off and get into trouble for fun. For clothing design, I couldn’t decide if I wanted to give teazer her pearls or a collar so I decided they get two sets of outfits, “adventurin’ clothes” as depicted above, and their more proper clothes that they wear around their family and such.

As for their heights, the first show (which was like, only a week ago and it was my first time ever seeing the show completely) I saw, the actress who played Rumpleteazer was TINY, and I’m a sucker for height differences. Plus it’s just fun to imagine when they’re doing acrobatic activities, Mungo can just yeet his twin around.

#mungojerrie #rumpleteazer #rumpelteazer #some kind of au

[sucks2beme]

Pounce + Tumble and Cori + Tant and Mungo + Teazer (that’s all I’m gonna ask for now lmao sorry)

Yeet yeet on it

[rmpltzr]

people tend to write teazer as the smart/sensible one and i know that’s bc of how fandoms and women get Done but FOOLS but having watched/listened to their hype song about 5623475637945 times i can confidently say thats fucking HORSESHIT and RUMPLETEAZER IS THE ONE WHO JUST YEETS INTO SHIT / IS A DUMBASS

#teazer : hcs #jerrie : hcs