Robin Hood and Little John walkin' through the forest--
alright! so! early robin hood ballads and narratives don't have an origin story for little john, but a later ballad (robin hood and little john) does. they fight on a bridge in it, but I like looking at illustrations, so I've swapped out the bridge for that tree peaking out of the panel in the first panel bc I enjoy louis rhead's illustrations a lot.
this is some kind of introduction scene after they fight and climb out of the river!
Robin Hood & Little John (edited by Stephen Knight & Thomas Ohlgren)
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Eddie Munson being completely in love with you and showing it despite knowing he doesn't stand a chance.
Yeah, it breaks his heart a little. But he's never been one to love less just because it hurts.
So he designs his campaigns around your D&D character. He finds out your favourite songs and learns to play them in his guitar. He sits next to you in every class you share.
He doesn't let you see what's inside his lunchbox. You asked once and he refused to sell anything to you. Eddie would never allow you to consume what he smokes.
He's not ashamed of his trailer. That's who he is. And he loves having you over. He invites you to dinner there, to watch movies, to hang out.
Every once in a while, he tries a new hairstyle. If you don't like it, at least he'll get to see you laugh. Either way, it's a win.
He stole one of your hair elastics and keeps it in his vest's chest pocket. He found out what perfume you wear and decided to spend some of his hard-earned money in a bottle. He sprays it over his pillow when he feels especially sad.
He's so sweet. He jokes with you, but never about you. Whenever you need backup in a discussion, even if it is silly af, he's on your side.
He pays attention. He stands between you and the people who make you uncomfortable. Steals glances at you.
He bought black nail polish just so you'd paint his nails. He bites it off so you have to fix it. He blushes when you scold him for not taking care of his nails.
He loves having your attention. It's an adrenaline rush. He creates more and more elaborate stories just so you'll keep looking at him.
He puts his jacket on the back of your chair. He's trying to measure how big it would look on you.
If you ever asked, he'd drop to his knees and eat you out until you were completely satisfied. He doesn't care if you'd only use him. He doesn't mind it being a one-time thing, or a friends with benefits dinamic. It's worth it because he knows he can make you feel good (more than good, he can make you lose control and that makes him feel on top of the world).
He's woken up thrusting into his mattres, moaning against his pillow. He feels guilty after, because he knows you'd never do to him what you do in his dreams. Doesn't stop him from cumming in a shaking mess.
When he detangles his hair he pretends it's your hands touching him. It helps him relax.
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Me: wow I sure do love academia and learning about all the wonders life has to offer!
Me the second I have to research a topic I am not interested in: life is meaningless. I should drop out and go live in the woods.
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Daroach: *slaps roof of DMK* This bad boy can fit so much salt in- *is soundly punted into the sun by DMK*
(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Daroach and Dark Meta Knight having a snack break and being silly, based off of this incorrect quote. Transcript below the cut. END ID.)
I told myself this would just be a quick sketch. Y'know. Like a liar. Anyway, thank you for the inspo, @incorrect-star-allies! (I hope you don't mind that I took some liberties with the quote. ^^' I can never resist adding some extra characterization, haha.)
Started 03/14/24, finished 03/15/24.
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Transcript:
Panel 1
*DMK sits on the ground in his cape and armor, his mask tilted up to the top of his head as he prepares to take a bite out of a foil-wrapped burrito, one eye opened to glance towards our left. Daroach - holding up a container of strawberries in his paws - enters from our left and plops down beside the knight (SFX: POF).*
Daroach: Hey, sunshine! Whatcha eatin'? (Looks tasty!)
Panel 2
*DMK tilts his mask down as he chews, the burrito now turned to show a single bite taken out of it. Daroach turns his head to look slightly over the knight's shoulder, leaning heavily on one paw and idly digging into the container of strawberries set between his feet with the other.*
DMK: Eh, you wouldn't like it. It's really salty.
Panel 3
*Daroach turns back to lift a strawberry towards his open mouth, smiling smugly with his eyes shut and brows high.*
Daroach: Heh, y'sure about that? After all, I like you, don't I?
*DMK turns to squint at the thief through the visor of his mask, red lines of irritation shooting off from him in little zigzags.*
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