#YES SHE IS GRASS

[spaceistheplaceart]

this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot

(aka the minute I saw alyx smoking a FAT ONE the only thing i could think of was duke nukem)

REFERENCES + BONUS UNDER THE CUT

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#hlvrai #hl2vrai #op art #first time drawing alyx i hope its not the last #fr that shot in the trailer was sick and so funny #alyx voice: i came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and the combine has outlawed all bubblegum... #btw before anyone comments yes i know thats a cigar it is meant to be a cigar fat one refers to the cigar #but also its funny if shes smokin that grass

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

i’m trying to stop being a hater so i’ll say 3 things i like about tim drake:

1) that he’s a photographer- that’s cool!

2) that he skateboards! that’s cool!

3) when he’s a fucking bitch. you heard me. sometimes i kinda go insane over his canon bitchiness, obsessive behavior, superiority complex, and batman level issues, and i think we need to use them for comedic purposes more instead of A: ignoring them or using them to baby him, or B: straight up hating on him, bc let’s be real, all our favs are messy bitches.

Im trying to touch grass so here’s some real facts about damian wayne:

1) he draws! really well!!! that’s cool!

2) he lives animals!! and cares for them deeply!!!! that’s cool as shit!!!

3) he can be a fucking bitch. he disrespects people and is a snarky, sarcastic shit. and he’s fucking hilarious. Highly respected super villain? His grandmother could build a better world ending weapon than this. Beloved Superhero? His brother could easily beat ur ass and save the city without breaking a sweat. This man is iconic for the shit he pulls on the daily. It’s cringeworthy and legendary how little fucks he gives.

#my least fav and fav #yes they are BOTH bitches #YES i’ve touched grass #YES I KNOW TALIA ISNT ACTUALLY A GREAT MOTHER CANONLY BUT SHE TRIES #damian wayne #tim drake #dc comics #dc comix #dc #damian al ghul #damian wayne al ghul #damian al ghul wayne #tim wayne

[embraceweird]

CR C3 EP 91 🚨MAJOR SPOILER🚨 art

FCG you beautiful automaton

Sam Riegel, you never cease to amaze with you storytelling capabilities

Thank you Fresh Cut Grass for all you have given us and all your memory and sacrifice will continue to give 💙💛

#critical role spoilers #critrole spoilers #cr spoilers #campaign 3 spoilers #campaign 3 #bell's hells #critical role #critrole #fresh cut grass #fcg #sam regiel #yes i am very emotional over this little robot #it is always sam that makes me cry the hardest 😭😭 #i am in pain but i love it #and BIG kudos to Matt for the insane build of Otohan #it hurts now but she will go down as one of my favorite antagonists of all time #absolutely phenomenal #cr fanart #critical role fanart #critrole fanart #my art

[annemarieyeretzian]

fresh cut grass saying “orym’s just great.” and ashton saying “orym’s got some internal shit, you know.”

#yes #why is ashton the only one who ever seems to take care to point out and remember #that orym may be healthier than everyone else #but he is also carrying a lot more than he lets on #and he is by no means ok #this is Not judgment against everyone else #I'm just tired #I'm not bitter #she says #bitterly #annemarie watches critical role #critical role #ashton greymoore #ashton #fresh cut grass #fcg #orym of the air ashari #orym #bell's hells #a test of trust #c3e80

[craycraybluejay]

ik people like to act like sex and imbalanced sexual dynamics are uniquely traumatizing (moreso than any other kind of power imbalance, abuse of power, or just flat out abuse period) but from personal experience not really. there's nothing inherent to sex and sexuality that makes it traumatizing. there's nothing inherent to sexual trauma that makes it more traumatic than any other trauma.

and chiefly trauma is never really about the intentions of any party who made or let it happen. someone who wants, intends, and tries to hurt you might bounce off you just like that; because they simply failed to psychologically damage you, because what they did didn't bother you a lot whether it be mental physical or sexual. conversely someone who does not want, intend, or try to hurt you may scar you for life with something either they don't understand is harmful or isn't even inherently harmful and is uniquely that way to you.

i just. i'm annoyed at the narrative of trauma being taken away from the survivor themself. if i say this was traumatizing and you think it's not a big deal, too fucking bad, listen to me. if i say that wasn't traumatizing at all and you think it's the worst thing in the world upon hearing what it is, too fucking bad, you don't get to tell me what my trauma is. i'm sick of seeing people put words in each others mouths and tell someone's story for them without that person's consent. idk like? it makes me so angry that whenever i used to talk about things people would blatantly disregard the most horrific times of my life and instead focus on stuff i was neutral or even positive toward as a big terrible thing that ruined me.

nowadays i'm very grateful to have people who are chill and don't jump to conclusions no one asked them to. people who listen when i tell them "i know this sounds bad but it wasn't actually" or "i know this sounds stupid but this was world shattering." people who i get to laugh with. the RIGHT people who extend me the same kindness of knowing their strange "good bad things" and "bad fine things."

life just isn't as simple as "this is always terrible for people" and "this is always fine for people." PEOPLE aren't a monolith. yes, even that thing that you think must be the worst thing possible. yes, even that thing that you think no one could possibly be hurt by. it's hard to involve myself in serious discussions about abuse because there is a very clear Narrative people want to follow and if you as a "victim" don't follow it then either it didn't happen or you're wrong about your own experience.

hopefully I can consult my therapist about this phenomenon in discussions of abuse and trauma. and also about the specific thing that made me think of this. it irritates me quite a lot when others pity me for something that i knowingly chose-- and in retrospect never hurt me either. like what are you fishing for. why are you looking at me like that. i'm fine, maybe you're the one that needs counseling if my talking about this creates such a visceral reaction in you.

#listen to trauma survivors #listen to victims #listen to people who say they AREN'T that when you say they are too #the only person who knows their life best is that person especially in retrospect #ask to tag #trauma #the narratives surrounding trauma are regressive and ignore anyone who does not fit them #mental health culture critical #mental health #i consume [one] weed and then have sex and its immediately rape. pls touch grass jfc #idk everything surrounding sex is this mystical thing rife with potential evil #and i'm tired of it #the anti sex culture #the whole: there's nothing more traumatizing than someone 2 years older asking you out #pls stop #sex is not inherently more evil or potentially evil than literally any other thing that can be used to abuse #and abuse isn't as simple as 2 neat boxes labeled abusive thing and not abusive thing #for example you cant claim a karen yelling at you in a store is abusive. rude and mean yes but shes not abusing you #but if the same person is yelling at you all the time and has power over you so you cannot stop them thats a diff story potentially #idk people have this #black and white thinking #that never fails to irritate me #and we are never going to get anywhere in understanding these difficult topics if we cannot disconnect the narrative from our ego to always #always be right. to always know what is one thing and what is the other

[blobbei-art]

! WIP !

Elfie the mad bee scientist! I plan to actually rig, pose and make it into a little diorama, but the model/texture came out so cute I just had to share it already.

The model has a little bit of height in the seams as well as roughness for the hexagons so I added screenshots from Substance Painter here as well to show that

#minecraft #minecraft bee #bee #3d model #b3d #oc #ocs #elfie #3d #artists on tumblr #original character #ok to rb #my art #yes this is technically a minecraft oc lmao #she exists within my original oc world too though #i wanna add a little minecraft looking diorama! w like blocky dirt/grass #GOD THE UVS ON THE FREAKING COAT KILLED ME THOUGH BECAUSE ITS HEXAGON TILES!!!! #and then i had to. individually colour in the freaking green parts

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Currently watching S1E2: Guess who's coming to the wedding? and of course there's plenty of affection and humorous shenanigans between the girls, but I just. Blanche going "Dorothy, whenever you feel especially upset just hold my hand and I promise you'll feel a hundred times better :)) of course this is only so you feel better and for no other reasons :)) no hidden agenda of any kind :)))"

Like girlie you could not be more obvious if you tried

#babygirl you're so into her it's crazy. it's so sweet #worth noting that barely a moment before she was remembering a man who could 'push all her buttons' (yes in *that* sense) #and her reaction to the memory was *caressing dorothy's arm up and down* #just get over your internalized homophobia babe i promise the grass is so much greener on the other side!! #and this is *episode 2*. of the whole series. and the rest of the series is even gayer!! #i love them your honour #the golden girls #golden wives #miami watch thread

[pocketgalaxies]

C3E32: the top table and fcg’s “glowing energy center”

#critical role #criticalroleedit #travis willingham #marisha ray #sam riegel #fresh cut grass #gifs #* #*cr #cr3 #cr spoilers #cr cast #laugh tag #scheduled #51m c3e32 #yes i Did listen to marisha say 'prehensile' upwards of 15 times bc i thought at first that she was saying 'penis' and then smth else after #but i figured it out and it all clicked perfectly into place. where is my lip reading award #we only gif the most important content here at pocketgalaxies dot tumblr dot com

[cuartist]

Grass eating delight

#cats #cat pics #clem #did she almost immediately have a hairball that was mostly grass once inside again? yes #but she has hairballs most days so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #photo #art speaks

[inflammatory]

Anyway the wretched sub was privated for so long (one single day) that I came out to my mother

#touch grass command is so real. it was OK. She didnt stand up and say yes let’s put you on anabolic steroids immediately young man. B #ut it was OK

[raychleadele]

Ana Louisa came out to help me with yard work today. We worked hard planting some native seeds in my new flower bed, and she enjoyed a short siesta in the sun.

#personal #American girl #yes she got dirt on her boots and grass in her hair but whatever

[a-lonely-dunedain]

The kinship house @hallothere and I are decorating for our rangers is coming together nicely!

...thanks to a little mooching from our rich alts, that is

#she is happy to help actually! this was just a fun excuse to draw her again #after Merilles made that drawing of her I've fallen totally in love with some of the lil flourishes she added to Eth's design! #mainly the frilly sleeves on her shirt and those lovely patterns on her shoulders #really tho I LOVE the new shirt/vest design I need to draw her without the robes at some point #anyway yes. the kin house needs grass floors. for Enrichment. #lotro #lotro oc #Ethedis #Tossdir #Bronagir #(well he's mentioned at least)

[heraldofcrow]

Most people’s headcanons about Viola’s death: Gascoigne probably accidentally killed her! She was killed by a beasts/huntsmen and it sent Gascoigne mad! Henryk went mad when he found them later as well!

My headcanons about Viola’s death: The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst murdered her to get rid of Henryk and Gascoigne by way of knocking down the first domino that would lead to a descending train of blood-drunkeness in that family so that Eileen would have no other choice but to kill them all, end up on her own without allies, and finally choose to find Crow and meet him face-to-face in the cathedral for the ultimate showdown that would leave Eileen blood-drunk mad if she won, but defeated if she chose not to give into bloodlust and kill him, but she would only be able to make that choice if she had previously met the Good Hunter and realized that even though she had failed her first apprentice (Crow), that didn’t mean she should never pass on her mantle to anyone else, so she therefore wouldn’t kill Crow, but let the Good Hunter take care of him and then she could die peacefully knowing that a new hunter of hunters was around and was actually a good person….*inhales one more time* AND THAT’S WHY VIOLA WAS DEAD ON TOP OF A HALF-ROOF WITH A DECIDELY NOT-SO-MANGLED CORPSE BUT MOSTLY BLOOD POOLING FROM HER NECK AREA SUGGESTING SHE MAYBE HADN’T BEEN KILLED BY A HOARD OF HUNTSMEN AND/OR BEASTS.

#i’m ignoring Occam’s Razor here and i’m not sorry lol #i am writing fan-fiction yes #you guessed it #BUT HEAR ME OUT IT JUST WORKS SO WELL #because imagine if Crow did that just to wear down and isolate Eileen? So that she’dfinally confront him? #and if we never intervene she kills him out of anger and despair and goes mad BUT #if we intervene and show her that not all is lost #she doesn’t summon up the blood-lust needed to kill him and we do it instead thereby giving her the peace of mind she needs to pass on her #hunter of hunters mantle #Even if this theory is absurd you gotta admit it makes this story even JUICIER #and yes i’m totally gonna add this into my fic #anyway i need a job and to touch grass #bloodborne #bloodborne theory #eileen the crow #bloody crow of cainhurst #gascoigne and viola #old hunter henryk

[konfizry]

Something clicked today. 

Shaded Aster. The pew-pew gun-gun Shionne returns with in Pelegion. 

Like. You know how her first gun is called Noble Rose because that’s the kind of person she is. (like, you know, character’s equipment gotta align with the character’s vibes and theme and all, ‘specially the important pieces, nothing groundbreaking about that ofc). So like Noble Rose because of the way Shionne carries herself with haughtiness and poise and, well, the thorns. 

And like, an aster, as I keep forgetting, is a flower (aside from being a dude from DotNW), right? 

Thing is, that’s the flower Shionne is  --probably maybe but also absolutely totally 100% in all likelihood somehow-- named after. the Japanese name for that breed of flower is pronounced shion, like uh. yeah it’s right there.

. And like, these two pieces of info only connected in my brain today as I emerged from sleep. funny how slow on the uptake i can be sometimes.  

Anyway I just think it’s cute! Despite the circumstances in which Shaded Aster is obtained. symbolism and whatnot.  Alphen says in the skit that follows the Cooldown Hug animated cutscene that he’s glad got to see the real her (or to really connect with her or whatever). Like. Beyond the rose. maybe there’s a smaller, more approachable little blossom that hides in the shade IDK.  Also the name aster comes from the ancient greek word for star. and like, she uh. has part of an astral spirit inside of her so maybe that’s uhhhh... purely a coincidence but also maybe not!

#yes shes a bunny but shes also a flower that grows super tall #arise curse #i should make a shionne tag #shionne simping #there we go #tales of arise #i realize this dont make much sense and im connecting stuff that has no business being connected just uh #my point was #it's called shaded aster because shion means aster #that's literally it lmao #ok ok i cheated a little shion can mean other things besides aster #especially since there's no kanji for her name like. you know but. come onnnnn #jp wikipedia says the shion flower is sometimes called '鬼の醜草' as well #'repulsive demon grass' yeah that's my girl alright

[flooficandii]

BACK TO YOUR F4DESHOCK HATE ERA ?? I AGREE NGL

wym BACK i havent been public about it on tumber 😭😭😭 but anyway yeah sorry it doesnt rly makw sense to me as a ship and thats coming from someone that likes rarepairs etc . idk it kinda feels forced bc i feel like the fandom smushed together the two characters released after eachother, and theyre also forced into different tropes to make the ship work that make them ooc . (ex: making neon into a bubbly uwu gremlin character when she has an attitude ykyk)

not bringing age into this bc its not canon BUT i can say i feel they have a maturity gap of some sorts idk,,, this isnt babying neon btw thats a full grown woman . shes just not on par with fade's level and that makes it kinda imbalanced ykyk

also personal take but i just . dont really see any chemistry between them in general theyre on two very different planes?? i see the appeal of opposites attract but in this case theyre a little TOO opposite yk

so yeah thats my two cents on it !! sorry fellas its not my thing

#rant?????? #sorry i feel a lot about neons character GDHSJSKRLLW not a fan of how people toss it around #if you wanna know what i *do* ship with them tho #fade is 100% in sage's scary ladies collection GSJAKLDLDKR . she also kisses cypher and omen either seperately or together #neon i can only see w jett . surprisingly i dont have many ships for her bc i dont see most of them as compatible for her #yes i know these are fictional characters yes i am out in our garden touching grass rn

[gadgetcheat]

my reborn headcanon is that florinia got her cradily by finding it as a fossil while digging around in dirt when she was a kid

#posts #pokemon reborn #florinia sevilla #yes shes like the smartest character in the game but i do think she was a dirt eater as a kid. its what grass type trainers do