#YOU AND DAMON BOTH

[allthebestnamesweretaken]

Imagine the powerful pairings we’d get if more writers weren’t scared of polygamy.

Scott + Kira + Isaac

Regina + Emma + Hook

Arthur + Guinevere + Merlin

Merlin + the Knights of the Round Table

Bonnie + Damon + Enzo

Guys do you see the potential here?!?! Am I crazy?!?!?

Drop your poly couples below

#teen wolf #ouat #bbc merlin #scira #scissac #captain swan #swan queen #argwen #merthur #merlin x gwaine #merlin x knights of the round table #polygamy is the answer #why choose when you can have both #both is the correct answer #am I crazy?? #bonnie bennett #damon salvatore #Enzo #bamon #the vampire diaries #bonnie x enzo #add your favorite potential multi character couple

[reddiamondyeet]

No one understands Gankaru like me I swear.

#You NEED to listen to me they are not silly haha funny to me they are as codependent as it gets. #Damon want so badly to save manfred. to help him. the version he knew of manfred is already long dead. but he won't stop trying #they cling to each other because even if there is no saving them. even if they're stuck in the ashes of who they used to be. #even if they cannot fill the voids within them. they are the only people they have left that they can rely on like that #they are both broken lonely people under the surface. they have both been irreversibly damaged and changed by their own actions #they are both doomed and they know it but at least they will fall into the flames of hell hand in hand. at least they will go together. #what proof do I have for this? I witnessed it in a dream (intense kin memories). #should I maintag this mess? sure i guess #ace attorney #manfred von karma #damon gant #t two tool #feeling good (like i should) #but when he walks in I am loved #gankaru #or the commonly used one #mvkgant

[hydesjackiespuddinpop]

au where Caroline's rape is acknowledged

#tvd #tvd au #caroline forbes #anti damon #i was gonna do a dark!forwood au where they both get back at him for abusing them but i wanna do this first #notp: calling you satan is an insult to satan #anti daroline #my gifs #my edits #userchan #tuserannabelle #tuserbelovas #usermalcfoy #userrandi #userrisa

[okay-owl]

The Blue Diaries

I wanted to post this yesterday for mewsday but tumblr went down lol

#I’ve reached my full form of shitposting #enjoy~ #tokyo mew mew #deep blue #blue knight #masaya aoyama #ichigo momomiya #I was vampire diaries trash for years too #low key the similarities between the ships in both shows is kinda funny #kish could say damon’s line to ichigo #the whole: you want a love that consumes you passion adventure and even a little danger #yeah yeah I shipped the enemies to lovers with multiple characters in the vampire diaries #there is also this one line- I am yanked off the stage

[freddieslater]

Rowing the Rarepair Rowboat: Bamenzo | Bonnie Bennett x Damon Salvatore x Enzo St. John (The Vampire Diaries)

Requested by @blairwaldcrf

The eager rays of sun slip in through the cracks in the blinds and curtains, spilling out in fractions of orange all across the room like a beehive. A light autumn breeze slips in through the open kitchen window and pulls the smell of fresh pancakes through the cabin. There's a symphony of mirth in the laughter that fills every shadowed crevice and corner, accompanied by the plucking of guitar strings and a rustling newspaper.

How completely strange it must appear to those on the outside. The three of them up at the crack of dawn, chasing the sun as though it'll never rise again simply to sit around the kitchen table and eat breakfast together. A snapshot of pure domestic bliss.

It strikes Bonnie. She pauses with her pen hovering over her crossword to look over at Enzo, sitting haphazardly on a chair with a foot angled on another one as he strums his strings to some vaguely familiar tune. He stops and rolls his eyes when Damon teases him for messing up a chord, and suddenly they're bickering again with the most joyful of smiles. They wouldn't rather be anywhere else.

Damon cuts their "argument" short as he begins dishing out pancakes onto the plate in the middle of the table. Rising steam reflects in the sun's rays, curling and reaching for the ceiling. The room fills with the delicious smell of strawberries and blueberries.

She smiles and moves to grab a pancake or two when the word she was looking for finally jumps into her head. She hurries to scrawl each letter into the little boxes, then sits back to stare at the completed crossword proudly. Contented.

#the vampire diaries #tvd #bamenzo #bonnie bennett #damon salvatore #enzo st. john #bonnie x damon #bonnie x enzo #damon x enzo #damon x bonnie #enxo x bonnie #rowing the rarepair rowboat #rarepair rowboat #blairwaldcrf #I just need you to know that this was about to take a very different turn #I had the first paragraph written out and started seeing this really sad scenario of bonnie reminiscing in the cabin on her own #somewhat haunted by the ghosts of damon and enzo who both died during the final showdown in mystic falls #BUT I decided to be NICE and make it HAPPY #because I don't often do that and frankly we all need a break #especially these three

[philtatosbuck]

do you think elijah would have fallen for bonnie if she ended up with one of his siblings?

i assume you're asking because he was into hayley after she slept with klaus but she was never in a relationship with klaus. they had a one night stand. elijah's white knight ass just liked being the protector in that situation. we have never seen elijah fall for someone who was in an actual, genuine relationship with any of his siblings, whereas klaus and rebekah's codependent weird asses have done all types of weird shit.

elijah's irritating ass attitude towards his siblings' relationships are often dismissive, when he acknowledges them at all. if she's dating kol, she's just ignored until he needs her, because so is kol. if she's dating rebekah, she has the best chance of being treated well. if she's dating klaus, it depends on how he feels about klaus at the moment.

besides that, bonnie has historically been a nonfactor for elijah. he betrayed them and never said shit to her about it. he got her mother killed and wrote an apology letter to elena. as much as it's about elena is the protagonist, elijah literally did not care about anyone in the mystic falls gang besides her (not that i would expect him to?) whereas other characters have expressed an interest in at least one or two other members of the mfg while tormenting or helping them. not bonnie, not caroline, not the salvatores, not alaric, etc. i don't think her being an active part of his siblings' lives is going to change that if her being someone who tried to kill them, and came close to it, wouldn't.

if it's the scenario that bonnie is pregnant by klaus instead of hayley, i still don't think he's going to fall in love with her because he isn't going to get to play protector or have her thinking he can be her savior. bonnie doesn't need him, and more importantly, would not rely on him. if she had to rely on any mikaelson, it would be rebekah or klaus (begrudgingly). his focus would be on the baby, which would rub bonnie the wrong way, which would mean they would be even more distant than anything.

if their individual relationship became anything, it would be allies and maybe friends down the way once he starts treating her like her own person and not someone who can do something for klaus (and ergo, the family).

#idk where the idea comes from that elijah falls for the girls who date klaus #tatia liked him first/most #katherine was never a serious relationship to klaus #they both knew from jump he was going to sacrifice her #and hayley. nasty work at play #i'm ngl anytime someone talks about elijah with any of the mfg besides elena #you have to suspend your disbelief a little #he literally does not gaf about those people #hates damon for 95% of their interactions. liked stefan for a SPLIT second. #quite literally never holds a conversation with caroline. #only interacts with bonnie when she can do something for him #anyway. no <3 #i don't think bonnie and elijah would be romantic on either side ever #and good because she doesn't need that shit LMFAOOO let her fuck with one of the younger ones #klaus kol rebekah take ur pick #anti haylijah #i guess #i'm well aware you can make your own dynamics outside of canon #and that works (imo) for ships like klonnie and bonbekah and kennett (to some degree) #but bonnie and elijah just. does not make sense to me #especially when it's specifically a matter of replacing hayley and putting bonnie in that role #i didn't like it when it was hayley either LMAOOO #the ideal bonlijah circumstances for me would've been if she undaggered him instead of damon and they went from there #instead of making it a matter of her just. dating one of his siblings #elijah mikaelson #bonnie bennett #anti bonlijah #i guess???

[royalmorningblue]

#sorry i had to #damon albarn #gorillaz #get you a man who can do both

[orangechickenpillow]

The “stop talking about my father” to “maybe if I had then he wouldn’t be dead” pipeline is wild

#cee baby i love you so much #I love that look she gives him when she mentions damon for the first time #its like this.... really watchful hesitant look #she wants to see how he'll react #both to what she's saying and to the mention of a man that he literally killed #cee prospect #ezra prospect #prospect movie #prospect 2018 #yes I'm back on my bullshit what of it

[heartfullyferal]

Imagine reblogging so much valid Damon hate and still self-insert shipping with him so hard like an absolute clown 👀

"He's hot tho lol don't judge!!"

Sis I'm telling you now you're absolutely fucked for the future lol don't judge!!! XXX

#there is a fucking difference #between analysing the psychology of emotional connection to a person who made you #and the complexities that come with family #AND WANTING TO BANG EYES GUY AND WHILE COMING YOU READ OUT WHY HES TOXIC YOU CANT HAVE BOTH #PICK A SIDE #anti damon salvatore #anti damon stans

[starbuck]

“Yeah, I mean, all the characters strike me as being… They’re all sort of outcasts, you know? Very eccentric or… or… messed up. None of them are sort of… uh… really could be living anywhere else but in the middle of nowhere. They’re definite outcasts.” — Ravenous Composer Damon Albarn, about the Fort Spencer crew

vs.

“What's to be done with the unwanted ones? The men who do not fit, whom civilization must prune from the vine to protect its sense of itself. Every culture since earliest antiquity has survived this way, defining itself by the things it excludes. So long as there is progress, there will always be human debris in its wake, on the outside looking in. […] Here, they must cease to be... to be able to find peace.” — Black Sails, XXXVIII.

#I WILL SEE MYSELF OUT #i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m just HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #the amount of Black Sails quotes i want to apply to Ravenous is getting out of hand #but this particular comment from Damon Albarn had me shaking and crying #‘none of them really could be living anywhere but the middle of nowhere’ JUST KILL ME WHY DON’T YOU??????? #what the FUCK???????????? #welp. time to take another two pages of notes on this alone #i need a t-shirt that says ‘i rewatched the Ravenous commentary tracks and they made me Worse’ #not that I’ve rewatched them in their entirety or anything… i’m not watching Ravenous three times today 😂😂 #but just the seconds i rewatched were intensely damaging to my psyche and i WILL be suing them for my pain and suffering #i didn’t find what i was looking for which is annoying but Oh Well #i’ll go back in later once i’ve had something to eat #ravenous 1999 #black sails #heyyyyyyyyyyyy black sails people pspspspspspspsps you wanna watch Ravenous you wanna watch Ravenous *SO* bad #and Ravenous people pspspspspspspspsps YOU WANNA WATCH BLACK SAILS #to my good friends and comrades who have already seen both - i salute you and i hope this post demolishes you emotionally (affectionate)

[xulips]

I have indeed been hyperfixating on Damon and Grace as siblings and I have to thank you for it.

If you don't mind me asking, do you have any other headcanons involving Damon and Grace as siblings? Or even any other characters that you wanna talk about?

UR WELC !!!

other than the akire household hc, i rlly like the dynamic of the maitsu psych ward (aka grace kai and damon as siblings (i know it doesn't make sense but listen hear me out i

#ask #grace and damon are troubled siblings and kai pops in and goes like WHAM! you two need to talk about it fr #they both collectively hate kai (affectionately) #the idea is just funny to me. grace hates kai. damon hates kai. kai is just there #theyre so found family #im delusional

[ohmyfairies]

WHY IS MY BRAIN FOCUSING ON THE VAMPIRE DIARIES I HAVE NOT WATCHED THIS SHOW OR INTERACTED WITH THE FANDOM SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER AND YET ALL WEEK MY STUPID BRAIN HAS BEEN GNAWING ON THIS SHITTY CW DRAMA LIKE A GODDAMN PRETZEL

#I thought watching a couple of episodes would burn it out my system AND YET #anyway klaroline should have been canon fuck you julie plea #also enzo and bonnie both deserved so much better #also fuck the Salvatore #‘Damon is the better man’ NO THE FUCK HE AINT AND YOURE BOTH TERRIBLE PEOPLE #DAMON IS JUST SLIGHTLY WORSE #Literally these shows are so bad and yet my brain is hopping around like a Duracell bunny hyped up on a sugar high #anyway I wish there were more Damon/enzo fics #I know I just said Damon was terrible but I don’t hate him when it’s actually acknowledged that he’s terrible #similarly emotionless/ripper Stefan is the only Stefan I can stand #jeez my thoughts are all over the place #key watches TVD

[userlaylivia]

@nessa007, @another-step-you-take, @cuddlyreader

#I always see things about how ~problematic these two ships are which is the biggest load of bs imo!! #like sure their not all rainbows and sunshine but what couple is?? #yes they can be unhealthy AND yes they fight and hurt each other but you rarely find a ship that isn't like this!! #btw no ship on tvd is healthy because it's a vampire show it's meant to show how dangerous they are and the moral compass in tvd #isn't the same as other shows because it's a vampire show there's never a healthy ship on a vampire show!! #this is jmo btw don't ship either that's fine but I do it doesn't mean I condone this irl or support abuse!! #It's a fictional show it's a fictional ship it doesn't mean I'm a bad person just because o ship them!! #I just did this because I'm curious which one of the two people like more! #some of you may not of watched both shows but yeah lol #damon salvatore #elena gilbert #damon x elena #delena #tvd #the vampire diaries #chair #chuck x blair #chuck bass #blair waldorf #gossip girl

[degloved]

i just think it's interesting how stefan suddenly found himself full of compassion for katherine on her deathbed (not to mention sleeping w her an episode ago. anyway.) and how caroline literally slept w klaus two seconds after both of them told elena she's bedding a monster. lmao. lol + lmao even.

#love both stef and care i just can not understand why they made them both so aggressively anti delena in s4/s5 #maybe id get s4 but #are we still doing this in s5 how are we still doing this #babygirl you confessed your feelings for klaus of all people how can you lecture my girl elena on Anything #also can we discuss the fact that stefan has more compassion for KATHERINE than damon ??????? #like im so confused by these writing choices #tvd

[catoscloves]

"elena's such a bitch when she and damon are together she's so much better of a person when she and stefan were dating" like both of them are terrible only elena's actions reflect on her morality not who she's dating stop that at once

#i mean i get what y'all mean but it honestly just sounds like you only consider her a 'good' person if she's dating your heroic salvabro #and only like her at that point #and consider her ooc or 'bitchy' or whatever when she chooses damon #which imo means you're not really an elena fan you care about your favorite salvabro's happiness even though both of them #abused and belittled elena and took advantage of her vulnerability #and besides wwho cares if shes a good person #even as a care fan the fact that she was so mean to her and stole her dress is hilarious? lolz #attempting to kill bonnie and threatening caroline's mom were not the best moments #those definitely reflected poorly on her as a person #(more so for bonnie since elena didn't really intend to hurt liz i guess and lbr of course liz was never going to be collateral damage) #her relationship to male characters shouldn't be the priority over her abuse and mistreatment of her friends #and i'm not referencing her stealing care's dress that's literally fucking petty compared to her attempting to /murder/ bonnie #anti delena #anti stelena

[glitchinginhyperfixis]

mutuals that have watched tvd i need to know what teams you were on. this is for a very important reason

#are you delena stelena anti-elena or elena with literally any original #are you klaroline steroline or both #but the real question is are you pro-damon (blaming the writers) or anti-damon (blaming the character) #also who agrees that paul is 10x more attractive than stefan for some reason #found this in my drafts