#YOU GUYS ARE MISSING OUT ON XB CONTENT
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In honor of @JoeHills doing a Beetlejhost rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody on stream today, here's the Hermitcraft parody of Bohemian Rhapsody I wrote like six months ago and was too chicken to share:
Is this new 3rd life?
Or maybe MCC?
Caught in hiatus
Waiting for 1 dot 19
Open your dash
Look for hermitcraft and see
Vault hunters Vods and
Cub's record speedrun streams
X snapshots, Gem's Empires lore
Iskall POGS, Stress YOLOs
Any way kind of content
the Hermits always matter to me
to me
Mumbo just killed a man
Built a vault without a door
And gave it lava for a floor
Mumbo, Grian had just geared up
But now you've gone and burned it all away
Mumbo oooh
You missed Jev's Easter hunt
If you're not back again before September
We'll carry on, carry on
(...King Ren might take your diamonds...)
It's late but the time has come
Skulk sends shivers down our spines
Goat horns sounding all the time
Goodbye everybody
The warden spawned, and Impulse isn't here with a noise machine
Mumbo ooooh
Pearl booped it on the nose
XB or False might still come to the rescue
Carry on, carry on
(But look out for those fragments!)
I see the shimmer of a bow weilding man
Scar goes woosh
Scar goes swoosh
Someone just hot-guyed Tango!
Charged creepers and lightning
Doc is very frightening
Zombiecleo! (Zombiecleo!)
Zombiecleo! (Zombiecleo!)
Zombiecleo BeetleJoest!
Where is Ethoooooooo?
Keralis is a poor boy, you should give him stuff for me!
Keralis is a poor boy, his mansion's great for parties!
ZEDVANCEMENT DEATH MESSAGE FATALITY!
Easy come, easy go, the lag has got to go
(Ore pillar, no!) The world eater must blow
(Got to go!)
(Ore pillar, no!)The copper farm must slow!(Got to go!)
The netherstars must glow! (Got to go!)
The farmed emeralds must flow (Got to go!)
It's got to gooooooooooooo!
Hyp- no no NO NO NO!
Nvidia, Nvidia! The frame rate has got to grow!
Bdouble0 has a parkour course hidden for me! For me! For meeeee!
Did you think that Decked Out wouldn't ever arrive?
Did you think that Giga Corp wouldn't ever thrive?
Oh baby, Hermits are truly crazy
When Beefs' game comes out, when the trading cards come out you will hear!
(Much guitar and piano solo later)
I sub to Jono and the Recap
And to Wels and TFC
All the hermits matter
To me
Okay yeah I'm a giant dork I just want Quinn and Joe Hills to see this
#the joehills difference#joehills#quinnhills#redactedhills#hermitcraft 9#hc s9#hermitcraft#joe hills#quinn hills
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Xb, who owns a shop that takes payment in IOUs, has several hermits in dept to him, and owns Iskall's soul: I've never done you dirty, c'mon!
Keralis, who just gave Xb a favor: Well, the real Xb hasn't!
Xb: He is I and I am him.
Keralis:
Keralis: You sit on a throne of lies.
#this quote is real btw#cyd said a thing#hermitcraft#hermitcraft spoilers#xbcrafted#keralis#YOU GUYS ARE MISSING OUT ON XB CONTENT#I LOVE THIS CONNIVING BASTARD SJDJSJS#xb is a fae and you cannot convince me otherwise
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Tagged by: @thedalishbloodmage
RULES:
A) ALWAYS POST THE RULES, ANSWER THE QUESTIONS, THEN WRITE 11 QUESTIONS OF YOUR OWN.
B) TAG 11 PEOPLE AND LINK THEM TO THE POST.
C) TELL THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU THAT YOU’VE ANSWERED THEIR QUESTIONS.
11 Questions
1. A place with a happy memory?
My uncles farm <3 God, I miss it there so much, I love it.
2. Your favorite animal?
HOOTIES! Rofl, I love a lot of animals, but birds are my passion, especially birds of prey and cockatoos. :)
3. The last book you read?
Still reading Aliens: Sea of Sorrows. I’m slow :’D
4. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. Especially maccas coke, omg McDonalds coke hits the SPOT.
5.What is your favorite feature of your own?
My hands and jawline. Everybody compliments my hands, it’s kinda weird, lol But I can’t disagree with them, haha.
6. Favorite thing to cook?
Tbh I’m a really bad cook, so... :’D Or maybe I just don’t give myself enough credit? Mainly stoves and shit freak me out. You’re talking to a guy who ended up accidentally putting aluminium into a microwave one time!
7. Do you play the sims? And if so do you use Custom Content/ Mods?
Sims 2 was the BEST, also making my guys werewolves and being abducted by aliens. XD I used to have the Transformers mod so I could make TF characters, but that was about it. Also Sims pets, COME ON SIMS 3 or 4 or whatever it is you kids have these days, GIVE MY SIMS PETS AGAIN!
8. A color that reminds you of one of your muses?
Navy blue. :) That tunic of Kaaras’ <3
9.The last thing you bought for yourself?
I just got a computer desk FINALLY from IKEA the other day, so I don’t have to sit my arse on the ground and use my coffee table. I’ve only made part of it, though, so it might take a while. I’m excited to use it, though :D And then I can put some figurines on it xB
10. Favorite Troupe?
Uh... I have no idea? :’D
11.Any Tattoos? If no do you want any?
I want some, but I don’t have any at the moment.
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