#YOU WILL NEVER GUESS

[fulminare-art]

TMI but my solution when I'm scared is to get really horny "oh no what if there's a monster when I walk downstairs" well it's gonna be really awkward if that monster tries to jump out at you and your dick is so hard youre about to faint this reads like a joke post but i am not joking i do this and you will nwver guess what the effect doing this for years has had on my opinion of the monsters

#you will never guess #me

[effervescentdragon]

someone guess what im writing 😶

#you will never guess #he he he #music tag #Spotify

[dearlyjun]

pov: I have an idea to write something but the only context I will give you is this

#ash speaks #take a guess as to what this is #you will NEVER guess

[polycharismas]

i miss

#i miss . #you will never guess #i miss h im☹️ #uou will never guess . who

[mxshapes]

I can't make self inserts for actual historical events.... or can I 😈😈😈

#you will never guess #this is about fucking #довбуш #lmao

[dappledpaintbrush]

ALSO I!! FORGOT TO SAY!!!!! I may be going to new york comic con this year!!! AJDJDJDJSJD I CANT WAIT??!!!!!!????

#IF ANYBODY IS GOING??? LMK????🗣🗣🗣 #guess #guess who I’m going as #please guess #you will never guess #it is quite literally not possible to figure it out

[lgbtlunaverse]

There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.

#you will make superficial edits that do not gell well with the rest of your work #and won't actually capture what you thought was so good about that story #close the doc. sit down. think about it for a while. inspiration is fine. getting a 'eureka' moment from another story is fine #but if you find yourself comparing your work one to one with someone else's and taking any differences to be flaws on your part then STOP #you will never write good stuff by trying to make it look less like you wrote it #writing #writing advice #guess who just had to go into her google doc history and undo a bunch of panic-induced edits #because she read a fic about the same characters she's writing for? #meeee. they aged badly within just a few hours of hindsight. learn from my mistakes #self-hatred is not a good motivation for creation #fic writing

[atinymexicanbird]

in which shadow cared !! (again)

#i wanted to color this at first but if i did that i would have never posted this stupid comic so it is what it is #srry if thr art is inconsistent jsajsj #hot topic wannabe and blue gumball son of a bitch #my art #sth #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic fanart #sonadow #if you squint your eyes i guess #who r we kidding this is them flirting #sonic

[grovylelover]

people who know

#im never escaping from episode 65 binary #very funny little joke you made there #really funny bit. silly little gag. #im aware this means absolutely nothing in the story as is #however #sergey ushanka enjoyers who up #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #not OF anything but. just in case i guess #magpod #the magnus protocol #mine

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

going through my old journals as part of therapy homework and i'm reading a section written in the emotional wreckage of a full-on breakdown when i get hit with this line:

There is never a satisfying answer to ‘Why didn’t they love me?’

like wow babe. good fucking point

#like you were on the ground biting the carpet and dry sobbing while you wrote that and still. good fucking point #not a shitpost #cptsd #and it's true. there's never a satisfying answer #the truth is i know why i wasn't loved #i analyzed my parent's traumas and abuse to death. i understand why i alienated and was alienated from my siblings #i know why my mom was too overwhelmed to be capable of nurturing #i know why my dad vanished into addiction and avoidance #the details of our cycles of trauma and cptsd and family history i have a phd in all of it #i understood perfectly. i spent years studying and now i knew the answer #and guess what? IT WAS NOT SATISFYING!!! #because they still didn't love me! and i still couldn't change that! #it was still a completely unsatisfying state of affairs! #so like. when the people who are supposed to love you...don't. #when the people who are supposed to take care of you...fail to #you can look for answers and reasons and explanations #but that's not actually going to FIX your situation. #and it's probably not within your ability TO fix the situation. (and definitely not your job) #because you don't need answers--you need a new situation #*inserts Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!! (Running Skeleton) Meme* #and yes. walking out isn't always possible. #but for you i hope it will be one day soon. and i hope you build the courage to take that leap. #stepping away from the people who failed to love you...it feels like being untethered but also like being lighter than air #new and scary. immensely relieving. the future opens up. empty but empty like a canvas. blindingly bright until your eyes adjust #like climbing out of a pit you called home and for the first time realizing how bright the light of day can truly be #when you aren't just getting glimpses from the bottom of a hole

[fossilized-forest-friend]

this was funnier in my head

#the cure #cats #the lovecats #voices from the woods #edit: wow you guys really liked this one! i’m glad i thought like 8 people would see it much less interact lmao #i might post other funny things later so keep your eyes peeled for that i suppose #greatest hits #i guess? i’ve never been this rich before #flashing lights

[habken]

how can I be the greatest hero without you ?

fly high king 🙏😔

#bnha #mha #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #my hero academia #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #deku #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #dekubaku #habs art #I never posted this here :00 ! I made it last year for… you know #happy anniversary i guess lol #mha 362

[demaparbat-hp]

Little Zuzu for an incoming project 🔥

#atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #zutara #avatar #prince zuko #zuko fanart #atla fanart #atla art #zuko art #I'm... kinda new here so I don't know the tags #Anyways you guessed it (it's a comic) #You may blame our only true God Hozier for making me do this #I never asked for the perfect Zuko song and yet I still received Arsonist's Lullaby #Amazing #Anyways he's literally the love of my life #Best. Character. Ever. #And I know I say this about... pretty much all my favorite characters but I MEAN IT this time #Also look at the pretty fire 🔥 #I've got a page that's literally just Dragon Fire so... I guess this was practice for Ran and Shaw????? #Gotta draw Zuzu here firebending in colors

[cemeterything]

much like "whales are really big" doesn't adequately prepare you for how absolutely fuckoff hugemassive whales are, "head wounds bleed a lot" just does not prepare you for how much they actually bleed. it's a lot.

#🐉 #it may be a shallow cut but you would never have guessed from the geyser of blood that erupted from it

[otaku553]

Thoughts on being aroace

#I like doing these little introspective thought comics they’re pretty fun #I didn’t get to include this in the comic but I do feel like loneliness is maybe not quite the right word #it’s not quite jealousy or envy either #more like #the sad knowledge that you are lower on someone else’s list of priorities than they are on your priorities #something like that I guess #if this seems like a sad comic don’t worry! I am ok :) I have my best friend and we’re both very clear on how much we care for each other #so I’m never really left needing or wanting more love or anything #love is so weirdly defined anyways

[chloesimaginationthings]

The baseball reference on vanessas screen was genius because theres a baseball player named mike schmidt!

IM GLAD someone noticed this detail!!

#ask reply #I THOUGHT it was funny #cause in the fnaf world actual Mike wouldn’t come up #cause he’s just some guy #so looking that up only brings up the baseball player! #I sometimes wonder if Scott named Mike after the baseball guy on purpose #or if it was more of a coincidence? #guess we’ll never know BUT IM GLAD you picked up on that!!