#Yes its from that hamster meme

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Hobie Brown Headcanons

long post ahead. will put as much as i can under the cut but i will have a.... loose table of contents.

and im not feeding you everything. i need more content to drip feed you later.

the inspo is driving me crazy but the hands are refusing to write.

the table: backstory food british animals

lmk if ppl want this to be split up into individual posts per category. cuz its l o n g

BACKSTORY:

Not based on the comics. purely my own attempt at writing his backstory and his particular villains.

Hobie's Doc Oc was a university professor pressured by Osborn's regime to produce weapons. Hobie had met the guy while crashing a university class, but nothing more than that. Octavius snapped and took the revolution to the extreme. he built a WMD and planned to use it on the city. Hobie talked octavius down and disarmed the weapon.

Hobie's lizard was his close friend and bandmate who got jealous over their lead singer's affections towards hobie. they were close friends until hobie started drifting away. curtis was bitter and never really forgave him. the final straw was when hobie returned in full, having just abandoned his spider suit. the band is back together but curtis still has hard feelings. he knew vaguely about hobie's connection with spiderman but thought that it was some kind of special deal or friendship which was just another nail in the coffin. he turns himself into the lizard and attacks hobie, demanding answers and refusing to listen.

the above is just an excuse to hurt hobie really bad >:3 i love my angst and my beating my muses up. i wanted to break his ribs.

electro was a civilian who just happened to get struck by lightning. he is the sole reason hobie has insulated all of his gear and one of the reasons all of his spikes can shoot excess electricity like one of those funky little electrode balls. hobie took one look at this guy and immediately got to work.

Kraven was a bounty hunter hired and possibly engineered by osborn and fisk to hunt down hobie. classic kraven activities. he tried to drown hobie in the thames. hobie managed to escape but couldn't breathe or eat properly for a week after the attack

hobie's ship was hauled from the local junkyard. It was originally just used as a figure head to lead the charge from the government locked dam blocking off water. it somehow survived so he uses it as his hq.

hobie is immune to his scorpion's venom after being stung so many times and stealing samples of it to build up an immunity. yes it hurt. yes it sucked. but it worked. (loosely inspired by a fanfic)

the above are not in chronological order. mostly.

FOOD:

Hobie's world doesn't have a lot of spices. it's a closed state unless importing 'important' materials like lumber, steel and other sciency stuff, food is a lower priority or just a restricted luxury. the spice trade has regressed to something like the 1600s where foreign spices are held by those in power purely as a status symbol. the common man might have access to salt, sugar and cream, but anything else- especially anything spicy- is a luxury item.

hobie would love spicy food. i just dont think he's gotten much exposure to it. day one out of e-138 he opened a bag of spicy chips in the cafeteria, touched one and exploded.

exotic/foreign fruits fall under this same category but for more legit reasons of travel and lack of safe storage. so for example: mangoes, oranges/citrus, kiwi, pomegranates.

boba would freak him the fuck out. he has no idea what those little jiggly things are and its only made worse when one of the kids inevitably shows him the hamster 'is it worth it' meme. he becomes scarred for life.

if you take too long to take a bite out of whatever you're holding and hobie is hungry, he will just lean over and take a bite out of it. sandwich? bitten. spaghetti? stolen off the fork. chocolate bar? wrapper and bar, gone.

his favorite flavor of cake is chocolate or caramel. sue me im projecting onto him

BRITISH

he holds out his pinky when holding cups. it's just an unconscious thing that turns conscious once someone calls it out. in which case he sticks it out even further

flips the police and the royal family off regularly with the one fingered or the two fingered version. will only respect the french for inventing the creative two fingered fuck you, but nothing else.

has a winter fit that is just like a pile of whatever sweaters he has and two scarves. and long socks that make the space in his tight boots even more tight. sometimes cuts off circulation to his feet.

loves going to pubs and just chatting with people. also loves picking fights with the drunk people. Particularly the irish. he thinks their accents are funny and has long arguments with them while they're both speaking absolute gibberish.

knows french but only the insults. has an arsenal of french insults he will just whip out of his back pocket and drop on someone's head.

not really a british thing but i bet he doesn't know how to ride a bike. he was a) too tall and b) not willing to get his entire skeleton rattled by riding over the cobbled streets of london.

wimpy's fan. (its like the british version of mcdonalds but less popular and less famous. according to my research).

ANIMALS

Hobie keeps pigeons. he built a little house when he was bored and was surprised to find three pigeons hiding from the rain underneath it the next day. he didn't really intend to keep them but they nested and he kept bringing them food and water. he did name the brown one hobie jr.

hobie has a cat. again, not really 'has' but rather 'it broke into his boat and wont leave'. he didn't name her because he can't think of a good one. for the longest time he had no idea she was living in his floorboards but later discovered a hole in the side of his boat and found a crawlspace just large enough for a kitten.

he is freaked out by snakes. not as in a fear of snakes. but rather in utter disbelief that they can be the size of a human person. he's read about and probably seen the average snake, about the size of an arm. but anything larger than that will make his jaw drop right off of his face

he did have a symbiote dog for a short time. the dog was badly hurt and the passive symbiote had merged with its body to try and help it. he offered it a place to stay and rest and it happily agreed. it followed him around for the short while they had together and one day went off on its own.

he still sees that dog around (affectionately named 'spider-mutt') and offers it head scratches or belly rubs but they always part ways sooner than later.

loves opossums. thinks they look funny.

part two? maybe....

might add more to this as my brain keeps turning.

#atsv #hobie brown #hobie brown headcanons #this has been accumulating for #since the movie came out #i lost my mind #still losing it actually

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The first five MRU universes

So again, gonna be a while before these actually happen because I want to actually write out the process of Piper stealing the HMG research, some of the preparations for Launch Day, and the actual First Activation, and I'm waiting until after I finish the Wonder Arc to write those so I don't end up abandoning it half-finished for months. But I at least wanted to list them out.

Again, universe 1 is basically the Test Universe, while 2-5 are in one batch that gets activated all at once.

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Anchor: Link

Supervisor: Trinity

MRUs: 0 and 1

To justify having references to every game (because why wouldn’t it) Time Portals appeared basically everywhere at the same time the Memes did. Also, the Internet Graveyard got merged with the Wild-Era Sacred Realm (which was obviously never visited and is at the current End of the timeline so it doesn’t mess anything up and I can do whatever I want with its aesthetic). Yes, whoever did the setup had to get every Korok seed so the Key Items menu couldn’t canonically update and potentially break something. They did, in fact, get a raise for that.

Hamtor Tubez

Anchor: Doc the Hamtor

Supervisor: GIF

MRUs: 2 and 3

A puzzle game about leading Hamster-like creatures called Hamtors through elaborate tube mazes. Doc is a Mad Scientist and the leader of the Hamtors and is training them for when he will one day TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, and there’s other unique Hamtors with special abilities that get introduced throughout the game as new puzzle elements.

Beneath the Faerie Mound

Anchor: Frida

Supervisor: Quazar

MRUs: 4 and 5

A metroidvania about a Changeling who gets Taken Back and has to fight her way out of Faery Country so she can return home. She initially thinks that MRU5 is another faerie who's come to try Taking her again.

The Fairly Oddparents!

Anchor: Timmy Turner

Supervisor: Spreadsheet

MRUs: 6 and 7

Look, making the Pokemon Anime universe part of the AU has set the precedent for also being able to use cartoons as SMG/MRU universes instead of just Games.

Interestingly, the Memes changing things to make the universe more entertaining undid a lot of the later season retcons, especially the Season 9 ones, so a lot of the characters are actually less Mean and Stupid than before. I'm using kid Timmy because he's the Real One so the live action movies and That One Spinoff aren't canon outside of memes, but Nicktoons Unite and its sequels are. So are seasons 9 and 10, 10 because I happen to like Chloe (or at least what she had the potential to be) and 9 because I think it would be funny to have Sparky be The Thing We Never Speak Of among the characters who would know about him.

Janitor of Heart: Stain Rising

Anchor: Rodney Teegan (Champion Form only)

Supervisor: Connectivity

MRUs: 8 and 9

A Magical Girl Beat-'em-Up that's actually a tie-in to an in-universe comic series called Rodney Teegan: Janitor of Heart.

The premise of the comic series is that a girl named Mina Reynolds who is Exactly the sort of person you'd expect to be a Magical Girl Protagonist gets her chance to when her school is attacked by a goop monster (part of an eldritch being known as The Stain) and she finds a magic bracelet containing the Spirit of Heart, Harmony, who chooses her as the Champion of Heart. But, when she tries to transform, some wires get crossed somewhere and the bracelet's power instead flows into Rodney Teegan, a 57-year-old janitor who Mina considers a close friend and who was with her when she found the bracelet. And because the transformation is based on what Mina wanted to look like as a magical superhero, he ends up in the body of a teenage girl with a cute poofy pink outfit. Whoops.

In his Champion form, Rodney has the expected enhanced strength, and can heal very quickly, but his main power is being able to turn cleaning supplies into weapons. It can be something as simple as a broom (in fact his signature weapon is a spear made from a push broom) or as massive and complex as a street sweeper truck. Also, Harmony isn't just a Cute Mascot Character and actually joins in fighting, mainly using super-strong punches and kicks and acting as a healer. Mina still has the bracelet (it actually can't come off at all) and needs to be nearby in order for Rodney and Harmony's powers to work. I have not come up with what Rodney's hero name would be.

Anyway, the game depicts the events of a particularly large Stain attack, this one being an invasion of the whole city, but other than the larger workload it'd be a fairly normal day (since by this point the three of them are more-or-less used to this since it's been a few months) if not for someone new joining the fray. It turns out that Harmony isn't the only Spirit in town, because we're introduced to the Champion of Storms, Thunderbird, and her Spirit partner Zap. Thunderbird has weather control powers, usually favoring lightning, and has a strange transforming mechanical construct that she uses both as a weapon and mobility aid, usually mechanical wings, giant electrified gauntlets, or supersonic skates. She's fighting the stain too, but has apparently decided to start a rivalry with Rodney's team instead of working with them just 'cause. Also, when her machine isn't in Skate Mode it's revealed that she has a translucent magical construct in place of her right leg.

She's eventually revealed to be Hazel O'Brien, one of Mina's classmates. The machine is her wheelchair, which transformed along with her because why wouldn't it?

Interestingly, Connected Cosmos Company were the ones who made the game, and also the ones who came up with Hazel and her Thunderbird persona. However, due to the terms of the licensing agreement the comic's creator owns the rights to the character, and has made sure that the specific designer in CCC who made her gets the royalties for the character being used in the comic (because the game is canon to the comic and Hazel's now a major character), rather than the company as a whole. She's the one character created by CCC that Jayin doesn't own, and I like to think that grates on her, especially because she can't do anything about it without damaging her company's carefully cultivated reputation.

Anyway, as far as the MRU stuff goes, there is one odd quirk about Rodney's Anchor Status: due to only his Champion Form being playable, his Anchor code is dormant in his normal form. Thankfully this doesn't cause problems for the Meme Cycle or the universe's stability, and it doesn't have the same negative effects as actively suppressing his Anchor Tendencies would. It does, however, make it so his Champion form has a different personality (bubbly airhead with occasional violent tendencies) than his normal form, which is very much Not A Thing in canon.

#smg4 ocs #the grid #meme regulation units #link loz #hamtor tubez #doc the hamtor #beneath the faerie mound #frida #mru5 #timmy turner #chloe carmichael #sparky the dog #janitor of heart stain rising #rodney teegan janitor of heart #rodney teegan #mina reynolds #harmony #the stain #hazel o'brian #thunderbird #zap #connected cosmos company #jayin #if i tagged all the mrus and supervisors i'd run out of tags #chloe was a decent character concept trapped in a dying show. fite me #don't worry about doc he's just a Silly Little Fluff Nugget

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Shit that reminds me of my BG3 custom characters bc I just wanna talk ab them

Kedril Hunzrin (Lolth-sworn Drow Fighter Tav)

That one tiktok sound where its like "DARRRRlingggg guess who's back from JAILLLLL"

doc martens but they HAVE to be off brand and barely in one piece

that part of the music video of mr capgras encounters a secondhand vanity by will wood and the tapeworms where he's just holding up a sign that says "FUCK"

that one spongebob clip where the green fish goes "ohhHH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS"

in man of la mancha when aldonza asks sancho why he follows him and he basically just responds with "i just like him"

I can't explain it but that Olivia Rodrigo song that plays during the credits of the new hunger games movie

Kaen Ramah/Dekarios (Wood Elf Sorcerer Tav)

also a dragon age origin tranfer if any of you care 🙄🙄 /j

"does autism give you these powers?" "yes, actually!"

any mitski song

bowtie pasta

VERY niche ref here but gwen lamorte from the prescription

taylor tomlinson's comedy bit about trying to explain empathy to straight men

that one part in bottoms where the principal goes "will the ugly, untalented gays please report to my office" over the intercom

keyleth from vox machina kinda

that big eyed hamster meme going around

"all units: my tummy hurts. I'm gonna need a warm blanky and a cup of hot choccy"

Gesa Kel (Half-Drow Monk Durge)

fuck how is this the way I'm realizing gesa doesn't really have a personality

uh

that squinting cat meme

that one part of your body my temple by will wood where the lyrics are literally just "I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die"

actually fuck it the entirety of self-ish by will wood and the tapeworms

jane doe from ride the cyclone

voice type two (despite being voice type 6)

pcos

the asexual lesbian tumblr war that happened for some reason????

club 33 at Disneyland

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #baldurs gate 3 shitpost

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bitcoin’s spirit animal is the honey badger. bitcoin evangelist turned bitcoin Cash promoter Roger Ver first popularized the meme in 2013 when he paid $1,500 a month for a billboard in California to display “bitcoin is the Honey Badger of Money.” Since then, the honey badger has been an elusive beast, occasionally appearing in memes and tweets as well as at its annual hunt on the Baltic Coast of Europe.A Baltic Honeybadger sighting excites even the most hardcore Bitcoiners. Living on a diet of red meat and Latvian beer, lurking near cypherpunk stages and often spotted skulking over a computer screen checking and rewriting lines of code, the Baltic Honeybadger allures cypherpunks and bitcoin (BTC) advocates alike.Content creators Rikki and Laura pose with the honey badger. Source: bitcoin ExplorersThe Baltic Honeybadger conference began in 2017 when speakers Andreas Antonopoulos and Elizabeth Stark graced the stage. As “the most OG bitcoin conference,” the Riga-based event elevates Privacy, anti-surveillance and cypherpunk principles. Privacy is a human rightThese ethics materialized on the Cypherpunk Stage. Frequently packed or with standing room only, the Cypherpunk Stage was strictly off-limits for cameras, recording devices and live streams. A team of “bitcoin Bears” (aka, Security personnel) watched over the Honeybadger audience. No media, tweets or photos would venture onto the internet — all the action remained in the room. Entrance to the Cypherpunk Stage. Source: bitcoin Lyon, AuroreDuring the conference opening, Max Keidun, founder of Honeybadger and CEO of Hodl Hodl and Debifi, announced that any guests found recording or photographing the Cypherpunk Stage would be thrown out of the conference and banned from Honeybadger for life. He added: “We don’t joke in Eastern Europe.”These principles permeated throughout the conference. Many attendees wore badges stating their desire to avoid photos, the conference goodie bag included a Privacy-centric bandana, and it was common to hear people ask one another, “Are you doxed?” — essentially meaning, “Is your identity shared or concealed online?”Freedom of speech was also important. One of the Cypherpunk Stage talks by bitcoin activist Rikki compared some aspects of bitcoin in El Salvador to central bank digital currencies. Giacomo Zucco, a bitcoin educator, described how “midwits” can get in the way of bitcoin. With comedic intentions, he highlighted that lower-intelligence bitcoin advocates, or “80 IQ plebs,” are a force for good, while “midwits” trip up over nuance and fail to see the bigger picture.Nonetheless, despite its OG Allure, the Honeybadger could be under threat of extinction. Many bitcoin conferences around the world have been converted into social media moments and selfie opportunities thanks to the growing mainstream glamor of bitcoin and the propulsion of telegenic bitcoin advocates such as Michael Saylor, Natalie Brunell and Jack Mallers onto television screens across the United States. Indeed, Rigel Walshe of Swan bitcoin said the bitcoin 2021 conference in Miami felt like a Christian rock festival. Why else would thousands of young people come together to watch crusty old guys talk about esoteric principles such as sound money or salvation, he joked.Rigel Walshe compared and contrasted bitcoin and religion.If Miami’s bitcoin conference was a rock festival, Honeybadger was a dive bar, where anything was up for discussion, from nuclear war to Miniscript, from human rights to hamster wheels. (Yes, all of these topics were discussed during talks.)Furthermore, unlike the large crypto conferences, bitcoin’s Price was seldom spoken of—sparing one panel on the first day. The discussion, “When 100K?,” saw Blockstream CEO Adam Back double down on his claim that bitcoin would hit all-time highs before the bitcoin halving in April 2024. The panel eventually evolved into a conversation about macroeconomics.Lightning strikes RigaAs with all bitcoin conferences, the side events and offstage shenanigans stole the show.

The team from Nostr, a decentralized protocol whose first iteration proposes an alternative to X (formerly Twitter), hosted events and dominated discussion.A party organized and fundraised via Nostr Zaps — bitcoin tips over Nostr — closed out the weekend. All funds to support the open bar, buy pizzas and sponsor a live show with rented instruments were crowdfunded and zapped over the Lightning Network in the days leading up to the conference. Derek Ross, a Nostr developer, explained that “purple-pilling” goes hand in hand with “orange-pilling” during another talk. Being orange-pilled means understanding bitcoin, while being purple-pilled means understanding Nostr.Francis introduces Chain Duel.Elsewhere, Portuguese programmer Francis set up a Chain Duel tournament. Chain Duel is a social bitcoin game that combines elements of the 90s classic Snake with satoshis, the smallest denomination of bitcoin. While the game appears easy, it is addictive and competitive. Players registered on Chain Duel by sending satoshis to the in-game Lightning Network address with a payment note as their name. The winner of the tournament took home the pot of 1,520,000 satoshis, valued at more than $300.Lightning-enabled interactions were a prominent feature throughout Honeybadger. All the conference food trucks accepted bitcoin and bitcoin Lightning payments, and every merchant who spoke with Cointelegraph commented that it’s easier and faster to pay with Lighting than card payments. Plus, Lightning avoids the fees charged by Mastercard and Visa.In total, more than 1.1 BTC ($27,600) was paid over Lightning over the course of the conference. BTCPay Server, the team behind the payment terminals, shared the statistics on social media.Honeybadger’s Lightning-enabled card racing against someone else’s NFC card at a coffee truck.Basement Bar, a Latvian bar in the city center, was swarmed with Bitcoin enthusiasts keen to pay in satoshis. As a bitcoin-friendly location, it became the de facto hang-out spot over the weekend as Customers tapped, zapped and scanned bitcoin as their chosen means of payment.Indeed, the bitcoin-critic meme “No one uses Lightning” was undermined by events, discussion and action at Baltic Honeybadger. The word “Lightning” featured in eight of the talks, and discussions ranged from Breez CEO Roy Sheinfeld explaining offline payments to explanations of Smart Contracts on Lightning and Synota CEO Austin Mitchell explaining that “Lightning is transactive energy.”Sam Wouters, a bitcoin research analyst at River, summed up Lightning’s situation with regard to the Bitcoin network:“Lightning is likely part of the scaling puzzle. Lightning bought us time.”In all, the Baltic Honeybadger conference replaced headline-grabbing Announcements familiar to large bitcoin conferences with backroom discussions and debates. Privacy took precedence over photo opportunities, while fiat payments were outstripped by Lightning. Baltic Honeybadger was a call to action for cypherpunk principles. It’s sometimes forgotten that Satoshi Nakamoto, the founder of bitcoin, was also a cypherpunk. They did not reveal their identity and disappeared the moment bitcoin made a move into the mainstream.

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Last one for this week's tsukasa thursday

#Tbhk #Jshk #jibaku shonen hanako kun #toilet bound hanako kun #Tsukasa thursday #Yes its from that hamster meme #Too shy to ask for prompts lol #Tsukasa #Sketch #Doodle #Aaaaa

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Hannah and Bea watch Star Wars

A few weeks ago, my bestie @floatyteabag (Hannah) and I (Bea) watched Star Wars: Attack of the Clones together. I, being a lifelong Star Wars nerd and a lover of all things Obi-Wan, somehow managed to rope this awesome human into watching the second sequel with me, keeping in mind she had never seen them before.

This is some of our live commentary, lacking in any context, which I felt needed to be shared with you all. I’m also leaving absolutely no indication as to who said what, to make it even funnier.

“FUCKING HELL WTF THEY BLEW UP ALREADY”

“R2 rolling about, he don’t give a fuck.”

“The face of a man who was WRONG.”

“Imagine R2 but as a hoover/vacuum. Perfection”

“‘He wouldn’t assassinate anyone’ 0-0 bro anyone named Count Dooku ain’t a good bro, bro”

“I don’t trust this man.” “I won’t spoil anything but you really shouldn’t lmao.”

“Captain Tofu?”

“Ooo someone’s in trouble. It’s me, idk why I said that”

“It’s better than my croissant attempt.”

“‘She’s a politician and they’re not to be trusted’ THAT IS THE BEST QUOTE”

“Ew look at the centipedes”

“How is she asleep like that. I would’ve had cramp in my wrist after 5 minutes.”

“HE JUST YEETED HIMSELF OUT OF THE WINDOW.”

“Anakin is me driving.” “Obi-Wan is me in your passenger seat.”

“We’d be a menace to society but that’s their problem, not ours.”

“He fully skydived out of the car.”

“Obi-Wan is so chill. He’s just ‘>_> hate it when he does that’ like he’s done this before??? Aight”

“‘I want to go home and rethink my life’ same babes.”

“Omg Bea that is legit us, me being Anakin, the underage loser.”

“Bestie we ARE Anakin and Obi-Wan.”

“ITS BOBA FETT. No it’s not. YES IT IS. Hmmm.”

“Boba Fettacini.”

“Yoda floating around on the wii fit board.”

“Padme who let you lead a country.”

“WE ARE HANNAKIN AND OBEA-WAN.”

“Rocking up to space McDonalds” “I’d order a milkshake.”

“I stg if I become attached to this Cody dude.” “I’m VERY attached to the clones and it never ends well in Star Wars, so I’m dragging you down with me.”

“Look at the Pixar lamps!”

“He VIOLATED him for no reason!”

“PADME YOU DID NOT JUST SHOOT HIM DOWN WITH NO DEFENCE.”

“All I see are some cotton earbuds”

“So there’s like 50 clones of the same person running around?” “…..much more than 50.”

“Anakin, many things are smooth on that planet and you are NOT one of them.”

“Padme was over it before it had even begun.”

“Absolute kings. They deserve their own show….wait they have their own show….they deserve MORE Then.”

“🎵 the hiiiiiiilllss are aliiiiiiiive 🎵”

“Anakin’s a communist confirmed-“

“OH MY HOLY ITS THE MEME.”

“Yes. Step on Anakin”

“Calm down Harry Potter with your floating Pear.”

“Anakin thinks he’s Shakespeare.”

“An extract from The Prelude: by Anakin Skywalker 🌺”

“I want a jet pack.”

“Ohh kick him!”

“Love how Boba, who is like ten, is just *shooty mcshooty*”

“‘Oh not good’ BABES LET GO”

“Hmmm yes ship is flying away *activates glowstick*” “it’s for the aesthetic.”

“Hey Ani, uh I kinda sold your Mom to some rando but hey we’re still cool right??”

“Boba: hehehehehe 😄”

“‘Get him dad, get him, FIRE’ this isn’t CALL OF DUTY, BOBA.”

“Mothman wannabe.”

“Obi-Wan: I’m an international…superspy. SUPERSPYYYYYY.”

“Why is Tom Jones there?”

“she can’t die! I’m actually crying…..never mind I started laughing at Anakin’s face.”

“Lmao I love how Obi-Wan was talking for a straight minute and R2 was like ‘I’m busy sir, the audacity.’”

“‘It’s all Obi-Wan’s fault!’ Babes Obi-Wan isnt with you.” “Anakin take a chill pill!”

“‘R2 what are you doing here’ that’s fucking rude. Let him be.”

“Poor Jar Jar he just wants to make friends.”

“Don’t speak of Qui-Gon you HOE.”

“Count Dooku, turning on his voice chair: I want you on my team, Obi-Wan.”

“Parliament would be so much better if they floated in those pods.”

“Padme: maybe I can find a diplomatic solution to this.’ Anakin: *grabs glowstick*”

“‘Obtuse’ 3PO HOW DARE YOU.”

“Someone put Padme on total wipeout.”

“‘I want to go home’ ‘what did I do to deserve this’ 3PO is too relatable.”

“Padme chose the wrong day to wear white.”

“‘Obi-Wan’s gonna kill me’ priorities dude”

“‘Good job’ sass king.”

“Obi-Wan- the king of puns.”

“How is Padme not crying.” “Legit. I bang my hip on the bed frame and it’s like almost waterworks.”

“Ahhhhh my kings they are coming.”

“Oooo a purple wand.”

“Jango doing the spiny gun thing. Show off.”

“I know he did NOT just decapitate jango.” “And his son was just 0-0 off to the side.”

“‘I am beside myself.’ I WISH I WAS THIS QUICK.”

“I care too much about the clones I swear to god.”

“I WANT TO BE IN THE POD WITH THE GUN.” “YOU IN THE GUNNERS NEST WOULD BE FERAL.”

“Ooooo hamster wheels.”

“‘PAHDMAHY’”

“Anakin you pleb.”

“If he has a red glowstick you know he’s a bad guy.”

“That clone just wanted an excuse to go home”

“He just straight up lost an arm. Hope he’s not right handed.”

“Bet Yoda’s glowstick is green……BAM.”

“THE CLONE WARS HAS BEGUN BABBYYYYYY.”

“PALPATINE NEEDS TO DO A BETTER JOB AT HIDING HIS CHIN.”

“‘Without the clones it wouldn’t have been a victory’ too fucking right. My boys deserve recognition.”

“The clones carried this.” “The clones carry everything these losers do.”

“MARRIAGE?!????”

“It’s like a Vegas wedding. ✨ spontaneous ✨”

This was genuinely the most fun I’ve had watching a Star Wars movie with anyone. Han’ is hilarious and together we destroyed the movie while ironically loving it. We’ve watched ROTS, up next is Solo. And I actually cannot wait for that trainwreck.

#Hannah and bea watch Star Wars #Star Wars #star wars prequels #star wars attack of the clones #attack of the clones #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #obi wan kenobi #yoda #boba fett #Jango Fett #clone troopers #mace Windu #count Dooku #emperor palpatine #sheev palpatine #c 3po #r2d2 #shmi skywalker #Owen Lara #cliegg lars #beru lars #watto #captain typho #bea’s mutuals

[idontblushsrry]

Uhh may I make a request for Ouran High School Host club? Just a headcanon for how the host would react to meeting someone how is a big time animal lover. (Like they pretty much live there life like the Irwin family)

A/N: I was thinking about how I’d write this and my brain just went ‘they lost their shit at the sight of instant coffee’, so uhh I hope this is to your liking. I tried to get as much animal variety as I could even though I didn’t really touch on marine animals that much)

Warnings: Like 2 swear words (pinky promise), slight drug mention(literally so small you might not even notice it), spoilers (minor) for Tamaki’s mom

Word Count: 1292

General

So this is under the assumption that like the Irwin family, Reader (or their family) has access to a wide variety of animals (from domestic to wild)

All of them respect the passion you have for animals

While they all might have various feelings on animals (see below), they can’t deny that you truly do love animals

Your family’s sanctuary focuses on healing injured animals and rehabilitating them so they can go back into the wild

Of course, your family has many sanctuaries around the world and some focus more on conservation while others focus on research

The one closest to the school focuses mainly on conservation and as such, is massive and functions like a zoo ( in terms of having people come in and see the animals)

Anyways, the host club is very supportive and often helps you with organizing donation events

Oftentimes, your family will collaborate with them and allow them to rent out parts of the conservation center for events

Aside from the conservation center though, your family owns a few ranches and farms (not for commercial profit, although yall have sold a few animals)

The farms and ranches are relatively small scale but they make great venues for the host club and a great place for getaways/vacations

Your main house is where you keep most of your favorite animals

You have an aviary attached to your room (connected through a hallway that connects to your room) as well as a butterfly garden in the backyard

You also have an aquarium tank, 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 snake, and a hamster that visits on weekends

You had to be stopped at some point

Tamaki

Tamaki loves animals

He was never really around animals growing up because of how sensitive his mom’s immune system is

So when he sees that you’re an animal person, he’s super excited

Like this man is already planning playdates between Antoinette and your pets/animals

You love his enthusiasm, just one small problem

It’s a little too much enthusiasm

Yes the animals are well trained, but how would you react if a 6′0 giant with long arms came barreling towards you screaming showing its teeth?

So yeah, Tamaki tends to set the animals off/ make them nervous

Because of that he’s only allowed around certain animals (ex. certain monkeys, certain birds, etc.)

He’s happy that he’s allowed around some animals but he still pouts every time there’s an animal he can’t be around

Kyoya

This man

Kyoya does not fuck with animals. Like at all

The first time the host club went to your house, you were holding a hamster and Kyoya moved back about 10 feet

When you asked him what was wrong, he just said “Rats are carriers of many of the most deadly diseases”

You told him that you were holding a hamster and that while hamsters were rodents, the worst he’d get sick with would be salmonella

He doesn’t believe you, but yeah sure whatever

For Kyoya it just gets worse after that

The first time he sees you holding a tarantula, he loses his shit

“Look how cute it is Kyoya!”

“Get that vermin away from me!”

I could go on and on about how much Kyoya doesn’t like animals (even domestic ones like cats and dogs)

He hates going to your house, but he often has to go there in order to set up events for the host club, what a nightmare

While he doesn’t care for animals, the business side of his brain can’t help but think of a marketing opportunity

Mori

Is one of two hosts that are going to be chill about it

He doesn’t feel one way or the other about animals and thinks it’s cool that you’re interested in them

Only thing is; if Honey’s afraid of your animals, he will have to ask you to leave he won’t hesitate to step in “harm’s” way

Surprisingly though, that actually makes him the chillest with your animals

Much to your surprise (and Tamaki’s sorrow), the animals love him

He just has this calming vibe that sets the animals at ease

It also helps that he smells nice and is super tall

For most of them it’s like sitting on a giant tree

He’s not really complaining though, it makes his job of protecting Honey that much easier

Honey

Oh boy

He might actually be the worst with animals

It’s not even an issue of being unable to defend against aggressive animals (Honey could probably solo a grizzly bear)

It’s just he has a very strict “cute” animal policy that changes wildly depending on his mood, the temperature, the angle of the wind, the humidity, etc.

He’s very bougie when it comes to what animals he will tolerate and what animals he will refuse to see

The general safe choices are rabbits (especially bunnies), kittens, cows, tits (the bird species), and baby animals of almost every domestic mammal species)

Him and the hamster you see on weekends are best friends

Also, you have had issues with him trying to feed the animals sweets

Explaining to Honey why rabbits can’t have carrot cake was not an easy conversation, nor was it one you thought you’d need to have

Because of how specific he is about what animals he finds cute, you likened him to a crocodile (because of how sensitive they are to temp. changes in egg)

Needless to say...he was not pleased

Hikaru

So him and Kaoru don’t really care for animals but they try to relate to you in somewhat similar but different ways

Hikaru is always trying to get you to do/recreate stunts with the animals

“Hey Y/N, we should-”

“No Hikaru”

“You don’t even know what I was gonna say”

“No you cannot use the dolphins for hoop tricks, no you cannot teach the gorillas how to roll blunts, no you cannot “bribe” the koalas with eucalyptus...”

Yeah he’s a menace

It’s mostly all in good fun though

Hikaru doesn’t really care for animals but he does find it hilarious that the animals like him more than Tamaki

Also, completely random but Hikaru definitely send you those “horse-sized duck vs duck sized horses” memes

Kaoru

Kaoru also tries to use animals on the internet to relate to you, but he’s a lot tamer than Kaoru

Kaoru is kind of like the parent who learns one thing you like and is like “that’s your entire personality right?”

Poor bby is trying his best

Anyways, whereas Hikaru tries to recreate memes, Kaoru sends you them

They range in quality and format; from top text, bottom text to “is this a ____”

At least once a day, Kaoru will send you a meme or picture of an animal with a caption that says ‘this reminded me of u :)’

It’s so endearing that you can’t even be mad about it

Haruhi

Is the only other one who’s kind of cool about the whole thing

She’s really only been around animals in the park or the occasional pet store

Growing up, she didn’t really have the time (or money) to go to the zoo, that and the fact that Ranka doesn’t care at all for animals (she thinks they’re weird and gross)

When Tamaki hears this, he works himself up into a frenzy, torn that his “daughter” has never been to a zoo (even tho he hasn’t either)

But she likes the fact that you’re so passionate about animals

At heart, she’s a scholar, so she loves learning new things she didn’t know before, she could spend all day just listening to you talk about animals

Not to mention the fact that you’re basically giving her a free informational tour  every time you see an animal

#ohshc imagines #ohshc x reader #ohshc headcanons #tamaki suoh #kyoya ootori #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #honey senpai #mori senpai #haruhi fujioka

[beamsmom]

Fics I've written for sunakomo week 🌻 it's completed you can find em here

Day 1

Prompt: "it's nice to meet you"

Suna's POV 

A denim jacket over the shaggy sweatshirt that has life-changing lines imprinted on it, no gender just swag, that's what it reads, the broken amends of the crucified ripped jeans that my parents hate, I proudly wear those and I pick up my skate, glancing one last time in the mirror.

 "Uhh, how am I still single? " 

Yeah, my very first thought. 

I swirl around to some beats, throwing some TikTok dance steps. I open my window and slip down my skate in between my arms, trying to step out numb on my toes keeping it quiet as much as I can and my one foot trip on the roof and my body rolls down through the slanted wood and hugs the holy mother earth echoing a thudding sound while my limbs pain me down. 

I shouldn't be outside at this hour, wait what time is it again ?, gazing up at the sky I reckon the moon's position.

"It's 2 or 3 AM"

I embark on finding my skate and my eyes catch a scene that hurts me more than my back. 

Some dog is chugging on my skate. It isn't some normal dog, it's the most beautiful creature, a pitbull. That thing has the aura of some ragious God dog. I step forward and horror rapidly runs throughout my spin. 

What a great day. I spread my lips wider ready to start a fight with the dog's owner. I swivel my head on either side scavenging them.  I'm not really a ragious person but I'm off beat now and then and that's now and then is too often. 

I kneel and give the damned dog an astounding smile. " You aren't eating my skate, give me my skate, please" and the dog growls right at my face, rendering its sharp fangs, daring me to open my mouth again. I waved both hands in the air, accepting my defeat. 

Okay, somehow it appears mad, his eyes are red bloodshot and he leers ragious and that thing engraved its fangs deeper on my plain Rick and Morty mimed board. 

Ouch ouch ouch 

Enough with playing the nice guy, I'm gonna have to do what has to be done. I hold the other side of the skate and force it towards me. 

Why the hell is this small shit so strong? Why isn't his owner around?? 

"Give me my skate," I yell and it barks at me. 

"See dog-" it barks again but this time it's louder. 

"See, SIR, I'm already sneaking out, if you're barking, gonna wake my parents up, I'm going to be grounded for a couple of months and we don't want that, do we ?" 

"Give me my skate, you piece of sh-t, wait, once your owner gonna be here, they'll pay for your deeds, f-ckface" 

I hear someone from the back. I cocks my head in their direction. It's bland and dark. I can't see anything but a stepping silhouette and his voice sounds ethereal.

Why am I getting carried away, I have to yell at them? 

"I'm so sorry," he says, bowing down. 

A boy who is probably of my age, he's wearing a tee which goes as yes I'm wearing a meme and white sweatpants. Adorable.

"Wait-, you didn't give me a chance to be mad at you" I pour, crossing my hands at my chest. 

"What?" he obliviously stares at me through his lashes. 

"I mean, nothing" I choke up on my own words, and all of sudden my heart beats fast and it's about to come out of my mouth. His face, his damned face. I never thought it could be possible to feel this physical attraction to someone. Wait are we gay panicking over a stranger, yess most definitely we are. 

He hesitantly pierces his lips together and our eyes meet and I have always been competitive in everything, so I have no intention of breaking it. He twitches the corner of his mouth and walks towards me. He leans down, plucking the other side of the skate from my hand.

"Ponny, please baby take this out of your mouth, see I can't do this in the middle of a night, please, you're causing trouble to them" 

The dog finally let go of the skate and oh god and the condition of it. I can cry a river just right there. He pats his dog and puts back his leash.

He is too sweet, if it were my pet I probably would've yelled and snatched the thing away without even thinking. 

"Hey I'm so sorry, ponny can get hard sometimes. She's just too much to deal with, I'm so sorry, I'll pay for your skate"  his eyes are apologetic. He appeared genuinely upset about my skate. 

"No it's fine, I can fix it" I try to soothe him. Although I respectfully su-k at comforting people, it's the effort that counts. So bare with me.

"For real ?" He beams at me and I see sprinkles and stars in his eyes and oh man he's the human version of a golden retriever. 

~~a part of me want to pat his head so bad~~ 

"Yeah, I just have to change the board and repaint it" I replied, picking up my broken board.

"I can help you with that," he sings.

"Um, honestly you don't have to go through all that because of me" 

"No, no it's fine"

"Well, we can meet at my house after school, I guess"  

"Yeah sure," he enunciates.

"You know I used to have a pet as well" for the first time, I tried to hold a conversation with someone. So I thought it'd be great to tell him a story about my pet hamster.

"Yeah?" he replied, exhibiting a smile.

"His name was hamster" 

"You name your hamster, hamster," he asks and I nod in response, cause the choice I had was to either call him the rock or the hamster, I chose the one I liked the most.

"Well it was better than calling him the rock" 

He laughs and I catch myself staring. He is intriguing.

"I'm Komori motoya" he offers a handshake.

I take his all small fingers under my hand's embrace, "I'm suna rintaoru" 

"It's nice to meet you, rin-san" 

"It's nice meeting you too" 

"So I guess I'll see you tomorrow ?" 

"Yeah you will" 

"Night komo" 

"Good night" 

I turn back and crash into someone," watch out moron" if I've known the words that are going to slip out of my mouth are my last words I would have chosen them more wisely. My mum is standing there, exhibiting no emotions, "rin". Oh god. 

"Hii mum, what are you doing outside at this hour," I say, trying to break the awkwardness creeping up in the environment. All of a sudden I can sense the humidity in the air, my shirt clings to tacitly on me. 

"You're grounded for a month," she warns. 

"Yes ma'am, wait it's like I can't go out but someone can come in, right ?" 

"Well, I guess" 

"Sure" 

She quirks a brow towards me, " have you found someone? I mean finding out romantically since you've never asked that question and I'm speaking from my experience of grounding you several times"

"Perhaps, that's something is for the future" 

"Don't get hurt, okay ?"

"Don't play the nice mom after grounding me for a month" 

She shakes her head and gestures to me to get back inside.

The end

#suna rintarou #hq komori #komori fluff #suna hcs #sunakomo #anime #fiction #fluff prompts #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu #romance prompts #novel #haikyuu sakusa #haikyuu atsumu #ao3feed #read on ao3 #fanfic #inarizaki

[artemis-fowl-incident-report]

Okay, now that we’re getting over the movie, can we actually talk about some of the stuff we learn about Artemis over the series of books?

There are, just... so many little things we seem to forget about Artemis over the series, and I for one think more of them need to be discussed. Even we, as fans, like to portray Artemis as a rather flat character. A cold, Sherlockian mastermind, who has no time for frivolity or fun. We seem to forget that he is a very varied, very interesting individual outside of his crimes. (and, yes, I am including the “Fowl Twins” because I love them, back off.)

- Artemis has curly hair.  Both Myles and Beckett have curly hair, which Myles controls with his hair jell, from “Angeline’s side of the family” (also, Angeline’s is now blonde, which we’ve never seen reflected in any of the official art which I know of). So, chances are its a dominant trait. Therefor,  Artemis’s hair has the same texture. Artists, take notes.

-His love of bad puns and wordplay and genuine Irish wit. Just... its so pure and sassy. 

-The fact that, canonically, he’s managed to get himself kidnapped at least twice and Butler has had to break him out. This was alluded to in the “Lost Colony” with Artemis going “You’ve broken me out of more secure facilities than this one” and Butler replying with “True. But then, I had a man on the inside, or I was desperate”. WHAT HAPPENED? IS THIS WHAT HAPPENED IN CIRO?

-He’s a fan of David Bowie. Its well known, but it always makes me smile thinking about him listening Bowie, especially the stuff from the Labyrinth. 

-Dust mites. The boy is allergic to Dust mites. Just... how does one discover that they are allergic to dust mites? 

- Artemis is now 21 in the Fowliverse... which... okay?

-Romance novels. Just... can we all pay Eoin Colfer to write us a Romance Novel by Violets Tsirblou? Like, I just want to know what “Artemis’s” writing style would be. Would he go for all the tropes, or avoid them all like a cheap suit?

-He talks in his sleep... And its all business jargon... Am I even surprised? No I am not.

-He has a pet hamster. Its in the “Atlantis Complex”, Beckett chews on his leg for a bit. I’m still really confused, but also where did it go between books? I’m scared for it!

-Artemis has reduced at least one of his teachers to tears. And another he trolled by rewiring his piano to play only “Jingllbells”.

-He has a secret camera in his Head Masters office. WHAT? WHY?

- He wore loafers to the arctic... and didn't see an issue... Officially, big of brain, dumb of ass.

- He watches Star Trek. This can be inferred from the two references he makes to it in the Eternity code (Thinking that the Cryogenics facility looks like one of their decks and quipping “Shall I walk in, or will you beam me up?”) and quoting Spok in the “Atlantis Complex”. “The needs of the many out way the needs of the few”.

-He also seems to be a fan of Alice in Wonderland, quoting that more than once over the series. 

- He has a literally 200+ IQ. Just... the boys a meme.

-He’s a double virgin. Literally. His birth month is September, making him a Virgo (the Virgin) and his name is Artemis, a Goddess of, among other things, Virginity. Either a true acesexual power move, or he really is king of the nerds. (Why are you booing me? I’ m right!)

- He told his adventures to his brothers AS STORIES! This is important and cute and killing me inside. Which could mean one of two things. One, Artemis somehow knows about Eoin Colfer and the books and is reading from them, which is supported by some of the existing content around this franchise, and opens up WAY too many questions to handle at this point.

Or, two, he’s recalling Holly telling him about the adventures in The Last Guardian, verbatim. Which, in that case, this is important and cute and killing me inside!

#artemis fowl #i'm procrastinating #i know way too much about their series #i didn't even look in the books for all this info I just knew it off by heart and I know its all right #my brain is weird and filled with nothing but Colfer

[unsndrd]

@salveticn​ asked:🐻 , 🎮 , and this was not in the meme but ... do you eat cake with fork or spoon ?

🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals?: yes. they are saddly in boxes as they were taking too much space in my tiny room. but i do have my big stuffed hamster i got from a concention back in 2018 in my bed X). 🎮- Favorite video game(s)?: i mean FF14 is a solid 10 out of 10. before i got invested in that game which took time for me to enjoy since i had no friends playing it, i was invested in TERA online and was a guild master to a big but casual guild. fun but excruciating difficult to deal with idiots haha.

fork or spoon for cake: fork. if i used a spoon, i’d shovel the cake into my mouth and not be able to enjoy its taste hehe.

#salveticn #✦ ║ 𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 ; [ answered ]

[okamirayne]

Hi Rayne!!! For the Fanfic Ask Meme:

X: A character you enjoy making suffer. It could be a character from a series or your own OCs!

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience? Or inspired by what you wish you could experience? (Pre-covid or post-covid)

Hey there Anon! Hope this response finds you safe and well. <3

X: A character you enjoy making suffer. It could be a character from a series or your own OCs!

Gaaah.... this question always stumps me because I’m so indiscriminately sadistic when it comes to my OCs...and to be fair, non-OCs too. 

That being said, I only enjoy throwing them from frying pans into burning hellfire if it leads to some kind of plot or character progression (or character dark-side fall from grace)...even if if means, for some characters, that this progression (or ‘fall’) feels like a ‘slow-burn event’ as I tenderly roast them in said hellfire on my shiny plot-polished-pitchfork...whoa, that metaphor clearly ran away with me...

My OCs get put through the wringer. But not for the sake of just angsting the ever-loving hell out of them...I hope the way I tackled Neji and Shikamaru’s arcs in BtB give an indication of growth through suffering -- not that everyone gets the positive ending, of course. But in Shikamaru and Neji’s case, theirs was a ‘rise from the ashes’ kind of deal....sadly not the case for all characters I write, be them OCs or not.

If I ever get around to updating HHU, I’m actually really looking forward to putting this poor bastard in the flaming hot seat...

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience? Or inspired by what you wish you could experience? (Pre-covid or post-covid)

Elements, yes. But this resonance with the characters (or their wounds or joys) allows for empathic connection to them, rather than me writing out something I wish I could personally experience or feel the need to purge, if that makes sense?  I mean, would I like to be a kickass ninja? Hell yes. Would I like the trauma that would come with that lifestyle? Hell no.  Do I sometimes write things that hit a little too close to emotional home for me? Hell yes.  Does this mean I hijack the character as a vehicle to explore my own pain? Hell no.  

Not that I believe there is anything wrong with doing any of those things. 

Writers do it all the time.  And power to them.

But that doesn’t work for me.  I personally get a wild hair up my arse if I don’t think I’m doing a character justice in telling their own story, so I compartmentalise my stuff and use it as a basis for empathy.  Because even if I share a wound with a character, doesn’t mean that character will bleed or scar in the same way as me -- if you catch my meaning?

Hope this answers your questions, luv! Thanks for taking the time out to pose these ASKS! They always get my hamster spinning in its mental wheel <3

#fanfic asks #fanfiction meme #fanfic ask

[gamerwoo]

A Guide to Seventeen

This lil guide is mostly for @sugarboyuto​, but honestly this is for anybody who wants to get into Seventeen. They’re definitely not slept on, but there are a lot of people who are wary of a lot of members, so hopefully this makes it a lil easier.

Despite being called Seventeen, there are 13 members. They did a show while creating the group called Seventeen TV, which you can probably find on YouTube or somewhere on the internet. There were 17 members before, but some left or got cut (I’m not positive because I didn’t watch it oop). But they’re called Seventeen because there are 13 members, 3 main units (hip hop, performance, and vocal), and they make 1 group. 13+3+1=17.

Music Videos (in order):

Shining Diamond (pre-debut and technically doesn’t count but it’s a bop no matter how cringey anybody says it is)

Adore U (actual debut song)

Mansae

Pretty U

Very Nice

Boom Boom

Don’t Wanna Cry

Clap

Thanks

Call Call Call (Japanese)

Oh My!

Getting Closer

Home

Happy Ending (Japanese)

Hit

Fear

Unit Music Videos (in order):

Check In (hip hop unit)

Highlight (performance unit)

Change Up (svt leaders)

Trauma (hip hop unit)

Lilili Yabbay (performance unit)

Pinwheel (vocal unit)

Other Music Videos (not in order and I’m probably missing some):

My I (Jun and Minghao Korean ver)

My I (Jun and Minghao Chinese ver)

Home (Chinese ver)

Oh My (Chinese ver)

Just Do It (BooSeokSoon)

Chocolate (vocal unit but for some reason it doesn’t count as a unit mv??)

Q and A (Seungcheol, Jihoon, Hansol, and Ailee)

Videos To Watch To Learn Members:

Ask In A Box Part 1

Ask In A Box Part 2

Seventeen Play Who’s Who (but minus Seungkwan because he was sick)

an unhelpful guide to seventeen (this is probably what i watched bc it was made around the time i got into them tbh)

Seventeen Member Profiles

a shitty guide to seventeen

Misc Videos That Might Help But I Just Like Them:

Mingyu and Seokmin on Weekly Idol for year of the dog

Seventeen on Idol Room

Going Seventeen TTT (bc who doesn’t like to see guys driving)

Going Seventeen Playground

Woozi playing the drums

This performance of Clap bc Mingyu plays the guitar

Jun playing piano and Soonyoung’s solo

Seventeen on Knowing Bros

Minghao using nunchucks ft Jun sorta using nunchucks

Don’t Wanna Cry part switch

Mansae part switch

Pretty U part switch

basically any part switch

Below the cut is also a short guide to Seventeen in age order!! (and yes I had to look up their birthdays I only know what year they’re born lmao)

S.Coups

Real name: Choi Seungcheol

95 line (and he the oldest)

Overall leader but also the leader of hip hop unit

1/3 hyung line

he yell 

he also point

loves to mess with his members as much as they love to mess w him

but he loves them and carats so much

said he only wants carats to look at him

he’s everybody’s husband basically

big soft boi

Jeonghan

Real name: Yoon Jeonghan

95 line

1/5 vocal unit

1/3 hyung line

1/2 of sloth line lmao

he loves winning and will do it at all costs

often caught cheating but nobody ever calls him out

he used to have long hair (i think thats how most people know him tbh)

i confused him and josh a lot when i first got into them lmao

he babies chan but its fine bc everybody does

idk if he still does it but he used to always be like “dino who’s baby are you” and it was like a thing idk

Joshua

Real name: Joshua Hong (Korean name is Hong Jisoo)

95 line

1/5 vocal unit

1/3 hyung line

1/2 English line

born and raised in California but he’s 100% Korean

when they first debuted and honestly for a few years, everybody pushed the gentleman persona on him

and I’m not saying he’s not a gentleman but he’s definitely not just a gentleman u feel me

lowkey a crackhead even if he tries to hide it sometimes

he’s religious so people always push this “good church boy” trope on him but sometimes they take it too far tbh

let him live

Jun

Real name: Wen Junhui (Korean name is Moon Junhwi)

96 line

1/4 performance unit

1/2 of China line

he rarely gets lines its sad bc his vocals are beautiful and his range is great

he was on a Chinese TV program with Minghao called The Collaboration (I think???) and he was so cute

“English is so dangerous” yes babie u are correct

he’s friends with Yanan from Pentagon and they were partners on the show and they were adorable

loves animals a lot its adorable

give the poor babie more lines

Hoshi

Real Name: Kwon Soonyoung

96 line

performance unit leader

1/3 of booseoksoon

used to be a hamster and now he’s a self-proclaimed tiger and seventeen clowns him for it

very proud of his 10:10 eyes (they look like they’re slanted up to be 10:10 on a clock)

honestly has the cutest laugh ever

hyper and loud af

has choreographed some of their dances and i think he still assists with them????

just a very happy boi

Wonwoo

Real name: Jeon Wonwoo

96 line

1/4 hip hop unit

1/2 of sloth line

certified gamer boi lmao (so are cheol and jihoon)

he literally had to show soonyoung how to play video games on his computer lmao

this dude is so dedicated to gaming that he sleeps in the living room instead of in his shared room with seungcheol so they can both have room for their setups

deep voice

looks very scary but he soft

loves cats and is afraid of dogs

when he smiles or laughs he does a nose scrunch just look up wonwoo nose scrunch trust me

shy boi

but he also a breadstick (he’s very very thin he is definitely not apart of thicc line)

Woozi

Real name: Lee Jihoon

96 line

leader of vocal unit

the shortest member but people act like he’s like 3 feet tall

he’s 5′5 he’s not that short ok

everybody says he looks like yoongi from bts

he produces most if not all of seventeen’s songs so he feels a lot of pressure to have seventeen be successful

he may be cute and tiny but he’ll fuck u up

he picked up wonwoo over his shoulder before it was hilarious lmao

he’s still soft tho

also just wants to stay inside all the time even when they’re traveling

boy can d a n c e

plays a lot of instruments too

clarinet, drums, piano, probably more stuff tbh

DK/Dokyeom

Real name: Lee Seokmin

97 line

1/5 vocal unit

1/3 of booseoksoon

the actual sun tbh

he’s so happy all the time and he’s so kind to everybody how can you not love him

hits those high notes real well

he was in a musical for king arthur and he played arthur so he’s now a certified actor

lowkey rap extraordinaire lmao

always making jokes and trying to make everybody happy

basically the mood maker

Mingyu

Real name: Kim Mingyu

97 line

1/4 hip hop unit

he’s totally a himbo

he’s so beautiful and he’s getting pretty ripped but god he’s so dumb

he’s “the cook” of seventeen even though like,,,,,,other members also cook

he’s clumsy as hell too lmao he almost dropped an award after they just won it

also has a deep voice

him and wonwoo are a really popular ship they’re called meanie but it’s a long story

he’s also the tallest member he’s like 6′1 i think

The8

Real name: Xu Minghao (Korean name is Seo Myungho)

97 line

1/4 performance unit

1/2 China line

he’s literally good at everything

he can sing, dance, rap, bboy, use nunchucks, do some cool shit w his hands/fingers, idk dude is amazing

he also tells fans to put themselves first and not seventeen and basically breaks the delusion that fans own them or will be with them

basically the opposite of seungcheol lmao

since his stage name is the8, he goes 8th in the lineup, so he would be in seokmin’s place

people paid him dirt from debut to like 2017 or 2018 but then he found himself and had a glowup and now everybody thirsts after him but he deserves better because he’s always been amazing

also pledis give him more lines

Seungkwan

Real name: Boo Seungkwan

98 line

1/5 vocal unit

1/3 booseoksoon

1/3 maknae line

he’s very good with variety shows so he’s always making jokes and being loud

also hits insane high notes

he’s just super loud and goofy but in a different way from seokmin somehow????

definitely apart of thicc line but like,,,,,,not important

Vernon

Real name: Hansol Vernon Chwe (Korean name is Choi Hansol)

98 line

1/3 hip hop unit

1/2 English line

he was born in America but he moved to Korea when he was,,,,5 i think????

he’s half korean and half white and people used to give him a lot of shit for it and some people probably still do which sucks

stop calling hansol ‘some white boy’ for the love of god

he’s kind of a meme as in he’s just really goofy but it’s so endearing

but sometimes he’s just quiet and doesn’t do much like it’s 50/50

he’s just a very sweet and thoughtful boi

oh him and seungkwan are also a popular ship bc one time hansol was asked his favorite part of seungkwan and he literally turned that boi around and slapped his cake and was like “the butt” so there’s that

Dino

Real name: Lee Chan

99 line

1/4 performance unit

1/3 maknae line

not that it matters but chan is the thiccest person in seventeen i saw them at kcon ny and oh my god you cant even photograph how thicc

moving on

he doesn’t get enough love tbh like there are always stories of fans ignoring him or not sending him any flower wreath things and it’s so infuriating and sad so pls love chan !!!!

does videos called dino’s danceology where he creates choreo to songs and just dances

he’s so fuckin talented holy shit he dances so well and he can sing and he can rap (see his rap in boom boom that’s the best part)

he gets babied so everybody sees him as one but he definitely isn’t like sometimes he acts like he should be the oldest lmao

but he definitely has his babie moments but they all do

Okay, I think that’s everything! I hope this helped and please show Seventeen lots of love!! 

[vikinglanguage]

for the asks: #s 4 6 8 9 10 & 11!

4. How old were you when you first started learning a second language? What language was it?When I was 9, I started mandatory English in school. Even before that I knew a few very basic phrases, and I distinctively remember telling my mum “I love you” when I was like 6, and her saying “I love you too”, which then stuck with me.Even before that, my sister taught me to say “me llamo Amalie” and “¿cómo te llamas?”, when we went to Spain when I was 5 years old, but that was the only Spanish I knew from ages 5 to 15.

6. What’s something you have a hard time expressing in your target language(s)?Oh, like, everything. My primary target language is currently German, but I’m also keeping Spanish in mind here.I think what really frustrates me about language is that I generally just really don’t enjoy small talk. Like, to me a good conversation is about culture, politics, linguistics, literature, things I find interesting. And I just never get to a level where I can talk about those subjects, because I NEED to have a certain base level before I get to that. In order to conjugate verbs and remember to use the right definite article I need to practice it, but I’m just not interested in repeating sentences like “sie sieht den Vogel” or “tenía cinco años”. Unfortunately that is a stage I need to pass before learning more complex vocabulary, because first I have to start utilising the vocabulary that I have already.Yes, I know that as someone learning on my own, I am very much in charge of which order I learn things in, but I think that really, my main problem is that I have yet to find an order that fits my needs.I’m just so god damn annoyed that I can’t seem to figure it out, because clearly I must’ve gotten something right when I was learning English, especially after ages 12-13.

8. Are you a grammar snob in your native language(s)?Somewhat. While I largely think that the grammar rules should be adapted to fit a language as it currently is, there are just some things that annoy me. And I will correct people on those things, if I know that it’s an opening to poke fun around grammar or other language things, or just to exasperate my mum.For an example, in Danish we have the difference between “hans/hendes” and “sin”, which I think is a really good an useful difference, that also plays nicely into the concept of “sig”, and I would prefer to preserve that as part of the Danish language. Likewise, I think it’s a great shame that a word such as “hin” (an old word equivalent to “that” (actually I guess somewhat like “yon” or spanish “aquél”), nowadays we just use “den” for both “this” and “that”)However, I will never correct the grammar of someone who has made it clear that they might struggle with grammar for whatever reason, or really, just anyone whom I don’t know that well and didn’t ask for correction. Unsolicited grammar advice sucks, unless you’re gently bullying your sibling or Austrian flatmate.

9. Language pet peeve?I have so many, most of them related to Danish. A lot of them are just people not being able to, you know, speak.-saying hångklæde instead of håndklæde or promade instead of pomade-using syntes and synes interchangeably (syntes is past tense of synes)-messing up hans/hendes vs sin-people saying et hamster instead of en hamster-people who say that meme is intetkøn, because fuck you its fælleskøn and I do not take constructive criticism.-people who claim that “English is actually one of the hardest languages to learn!”, shut up, you barely have any grammar worth speaking of and your sentence structure is so straightforward it’s almost laughable. Sure, the spelling is awful, but have you seen Danish? Have you HEARD French? If you speak a romance or germanic language I very much doubt that English is hard.-PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF THE ACCENTS OF STRANGERS. SHUT UP. AT LEAST THEY’RE TRYING TO SPEAK YOU’RE LANGUAGE WHICH IS PROBABLY MORE THAN CAN BE SAID ABOUT YOU.-people from the south of Spain. Stop that. There’s an s there. Please say the s. I beg of you. It’s right there. Spanish is supposed to be easy to pronounce. THE S IS RIGHT THERE.-when someone claims I’m not pronouncing a Danish word correctly because I don’t speak what would be the Danish version of RP.-generally people thinking dialects are bad (nb: yes, there’s a lot to unpack with pet peeves and dialects vs. the “correct” version of a language, i know, i know, i know)-people who think I’m being aggressive because I don’t use emoji’s when texting-people claiming that text can’t even come close to conveying emotion and meaning in the same way that speech canI could probably make this ten miles long if I wanted, but I’m gonna have to call it quits here.

10. What’s your opinion on learning dead languages?I think it’s so fucking cool. Hebrew was a dead language until someone thought to revive it. I say it’s time we bring back Punic. Or something. Idk, I think learning dead languages is a really interesting concept, seeing as the insight it gives into long gone cultures and just the concept of speaking a language that NO ONE is a native speaker of? win. Who’s to say you’re wrong? The scholars? Were they alive in 200 AD, I don’t think so.

11. Who is one person (famous or not) that is a language-learning inspiration for you?Both of my parents, as well as my sister. All three speak fluent English and are somewhat conversational in German, and my mother can somewhat get by in Spanish, Italian and French.My Austrian flatmate who of course speaks German (both standard and her own western Austrian dialect WHICH IS VERY DIFFERENT), English, has good French comprehension and is well on the way to learning Danish.I hate to go on and on about MIKA on every single one of my blogs, but MIKA, being fluent in English, French and Italian (arguably Spanish, depending on who you ask), having picked up Italian just like, along the way. I really like the fact that he writes texts not just in English, but in French as well, and, as of more recently, Italian.Following that thread, I appreciate people who write pop in their native tongue. Not everything has to be English, I mean Denmark won Eurovision with Dansevisen because it was A GOOD SONG. Not because anyone knew what the fuck the text was about, but because THE MUSIC was good. Also I cried on the bus the first time I listened to Elsker Dig Mer by Oh Land, because it just hit so much harder than Love You Better. Why didn’t the hard rock barefoot fire Hungarians win ESC 2018? Evades me.

#crushedvelvetshoes #this has been in my drafts for too long so here's the somewhat not finished but mostly finished post #hooray #ask #personal #general

[nbmahoushoujo]

how about precure for the ask meme? :0 (if you're still doing them!! otherwise feel free to ignore this)

my favorite female character: many to choose from... hmm... the first one i think of is cure peace so i’ll go with that! my favorite male character: i actually headcanon him as nb but henri wakamiya is very good! my favorite book/season/etc: it’s a little hard to choose since each one has different things i like about it, either hugtto or kirakira a la mode my favorite episode (if its a tv show): hugtto episode 19 “So Exciting! The Long Awaited Runway Debut!?” my favorite cast member: i dont know much about the cast members in general but cure amour’s voice actor is also rika furude which i thought was funny when i noticed  my favorite ship: aaaa many girls, so many ships... cure macaron and cure chocolat are basically canon (they also have big neptune and uranus vibes) a character I’d die defending: i can’t really think of any that need defending! a character I just can’t sympathize with: just the general bad guys i guess a character I grew to love: cure aqua, when i was younger and watching yes! precure 5 for the first time i thought she was mean but then grew to like her and now that i think about it i probably had a crush on her my anti otp: cure etoile and harry,, he’s a hamster and also clearly older than her,,, why do people do this HE’S A HAMSTER-

a lot of this was just the first thing that comes to mind, since there’s so much to choose from i get stuck if i try to think about every season i’ve watched!

send me a fandom

#thanks teddy! #you know me well asdfjhs #ask game #teddiebearie #ask

[morethanaprincess-a]

MISS  ME

Romantic Firsts meme

She’d disappeared deep into the Castle’s underground passages at the Security Team’s insistence. While they’d needed to lock down the ballroom as quickly and as efficiently as possible, the problem of the Princess dissolving into loud, unladylike laughter in front of much of the world’s nobility was just as troubling as the four dozen makangos scattered across the floor, climbing up tablecloths and hiding beneath the hems of the various ballgowns that had stopped swirling when their wearers shrieked in horror. Sonia had her suspicions of who had arranged the party-crashing animals to wreak havoc during the annual Masquerade Ball but she’d had little time to investigate as she hastened through the various stone hallways, illuminated by few light bulbs, on the way back to her room. Careful not to trip on the forest green tulle of her skirt, Sonia climbed the steep stairs before reaching into the bodice of her gown, retrieving the small silver key she kept there. Quickly unlocking the door, she slipped through the back entrance of her brightly lit closet. Nearly three times the size of her dorm room at her new school, it kept not only the shelves upon shelves of every possible outfit a Princess would need, but her collection of royally-approved artillery and her private access to the network of hidden passages under Novoselic Castle.

A maid had been waiting for her there, frantic as she’d been sent to attend to helping the Princess change her attire without witnessing the chaos downstairs for herself. Sonia had tried to explain it through breathless laughter, barely keeping still as the young woman unlaced and unbuttoned as quickly and carefully as possible, organizing the mess of a gown, its delicate fabric now shredded at the hem by the playful animals, as well as the various coordinating undergarments, shoes, and jewels that Sonia had been instructed to wear. Slipping into a pair of silk pajamas, she’d only begun to catch her breath as she pushed open the main door to the closet to find Cecily, her newly-assigned personal secretary waiting near her desk with a tablet and a smirk.

“And you were complaining about having to return for this year’s Ball, assuming it wouldn’t be exciting,” The brunette remarked with a grin, an expression Sonia knew she couldn’t show to many in the castle. The abrupt end to one of the most important events of the year was a serious matter and needed to be dealt with quietly and quickly, but both Sonia and her secretary, only six years older than the girl she worked for, were consumed by giggles again.

“Yes, I was wrong!” Sonia replied cheerfully, sinking into the chair at her desk where several plates of sandwiches, two-bite appetizers, and the piece de resistance, sixteen perfectly-arranged petit-fours, waited for her alongside a glass of water and a pot of tea. The first meal she’d been allowed all day. The tablet meant Cecily was there to finish the last bit of work she needed to for the day, but Sonia was in no mood to discuss tomorrow’s schedule. Taking a bite of an apple and brie sandwich, she leaned back in her chair with the biggest smile she’d worn since she’d arrived home the previous week. With the doors opened to her balcony, she had the perfect view of footmen attempting to herd and sweep the bushy-tailed rodents out of the castle and into the gardens. “Has Gabriel figured out who exactly set them loose yet? I’d love to send them flowers! Oh, Gundham would have loved seeing such madness unfold and by makango, no less. Though I think he might feel more concern for the animals than the mortified aristo-” 

She paused, swallowing the last of the sandwich and her words. New to her job right out of university, Cecily’s proximity in age and staff position to her meant that part of her duties involved listening to whatever Sonia had to say. Five months into her school year abroad and upon her return home, Sonia had spoken some of all of her classmates but mostly about the quiet, mysterious boy with the cute hamsters, not to mention the full menagerie of beasts he tended to on campus. Only recently had he started to introduce her to his various charges, and now Cecily was forced to be the listener of every story the Princess could recall of meeting the animals. Sonia reached for the glass of water instead, busying her mouth with something else besides sharing yet another tale from Hope’s Peak that involved him.

But her blue eyes widened when Cecily sighed and closed her tablet. “Your Highness, may I speak frankly?”

“Of course, always,” Sonia nodded briskly, setting the glass aside before reaching for another sandwich. If she willed it enough, perhaps Cecily wouldn’t mention the unspoken, prominent truth Sonia herself refused to say.

The older woman didn’t dare sit in Her Royal Highness’ presence unless asked, but she leaned against the wall, looking down and concerned at Sonia like a sister. Without siblings to look to or parents she could fully open up to, Cecily was the one of the few people in all of Novoselic Castle the Princess could speak to candidly. Now, it was time for her to do the same. “Have you considered simply telling Gundham that you miss him? And please do not use time differences as an excuse, I’m well-aware you are texting your other friends at all hours of the night.”

And there it was, what she couldn’t bring herself to admit aloud because once she did, Sonia would be sure of two things: First, she was starting to put what had happened, the series of events that resulted in her attending Hope’s Peak in the first place, behind her. And second, she’d have to attribute her growing friendship with Gundham as being a significant factor. She’d left for Japan in March in eagerness to learn more about the culture and to make new, real friends. She had not, however, intended or expected to find anything more than that. “I...I can’t,” Sonia sighed, setting her food aside in favor of hanging her head, staring into her lap instead, “I do not think he wants to hear such things from me. And besides, I’m quite sure that I mostly pester him, insisting that he join the class when he much prefers to be alone or just always asking questions. There’s really no point in saying, well, anything that disturbs the status quo of our friendship.”

A push away from the wall and Cecily had moved to stand beside Sonia, a hand patting her shoulder in reassurance. Sonia didn’t need to recall tomorrow’s list of duties and appearances. Right now, she needed emotional support. “Well, I have to say it’s refreshing to see you act like a sixteen-year-old girl instead of a Princess,” The brunette chuckled, shaking her head as Sonia raised her gaze to meet hers. “We’ll go over your schedule in the morning. Please eat something and go to bed, it will be another busy day tomorrow before you’re set to return to Tokyo.”

“Thank you, that is much appreciated,” Sonia managed a weak smile in return, reaching for one of the cakes instead. In crises of confidence, sweets often helped soften the blow.

“Oh, and Your Highness?” 

Sonia had just polished off the first petit-four, licking some of the icing from her fingers before reaching for the second. “Yes, Cecily?”

“Don’t underestimate yourself or the strength the Crown provides for you. You might have the same worries as the average girl but you’re far from ordinary.”

Sonia nodded once at her secretary’s advice before she was left alone with her food. While Cecily been employed to help advise the Princess, matters of the heart had not been a part of her contract. Reaching for the full plate of cakes, Sonia ventured out onto her balcony, taking refuge in the chilly fall air, the full moon, and the eager squeaks of the makango below, all too pleased to have picked over the buffet.

#Romantic Firsts meme #(This took on a life of its own I'm so sorry) #(Can this family get through one ball without a scandal?) #(Not likely) #(And now you know when Sonia caught feelings) #the-taboo-king

[shecommandsall]

interview meme LET’S GET THIS BREAD

——— character question sheet

▌real name: Laorii “Xiaowin” ▌real name:  Its unknown what her name would have translated to in any sort of hive language at this time. She adopted the first name she was given back in china and her ‘last name’ is from her first ‘husband’. ▌single or taken:  Single and maybe ready to mingle. ▌abilities or powers: hive bond, her blood is toxic if mixed with a chemical agent in her saliva, enhanced speed, strength and stamina, enhanced metabolism.  [Check out her headcanon tag for more on the hive bond] ▌eye colour:  Reddish hues [True hue is more of an iridescent blue-green] ▌hair colour:  Red/Auburn ▌family members: 8 children: [Sons]: Twins: Bao and Mai, Karter, Mi-lin and Shao. Shao is the Eldest son, with Mi-Lin following, then Karter. The twins are the youngest boys. [Daughters]: Lin, Ran, and Ming-Lo. Ming is the eldest, followed by Lin and then Ran following up as the youngest of the 8 in total. ▌pets: Typically she doesn’t canonly have them. But there’s potential for pets in any thread honestly. In her City Life verse and Humanized verse She owns a Dwarf hamster named Lily as well as a tank of various types of fishes in her apartment.  ▌something they don’t like:  Really messy residences, Violence toward Children/Minors ▌hobbies/activities:  Traveling, [Traveling is an ideal type of vacation, just month long road trips everywhere]. Reading, Cooking, Keeping fit, Interior design and fashion, dancing.  ▌ever hurt anyone before:  Yes, intentionally and unintentionally. ▌ever killed anyone before:  Yes, she committed genocide of her entire family before the “Migration” out of China, among the millions of humans that were killed over the centuries before the migration. ▌animal that represents them:  Shark. Would be the most accurate I feel.  ▌worst habits:  quick temper, often seeing the worst in someone before they’ve even made an impression [judging someone immediately], being vague/dishonest ▌role models:  In City Life [ @warringpeace‘s Loki].  ▌sexual orientation:  Essentially “Pansexual” / “DemiGrey” Sexual. She’s not picky about who she’ll be intimate with, but she has unusually high standards when it comes to women[History]  and is male leaning more often than not.  ▌thoughts on marriage/kids:  Canonly in her main verse, she really likes the idea of getting married to a good partner and having plenty of kids with them. But she’s also okay if it doesn’t happen. Marriage and Kids have positive views but also they tend to bring out more of her regrets both Canonly as well as in her City Life Verse. Typically her opinion on them changes from verse to verse but her main verse and her city life is the ones im focusing on. ▌fears:  Drowning, Death of the permanent kind, hurting her family ▌style preferences:  Ranges from Modest to Eyecatching, Sometimes she likes clothes that are very color or “stylish”. It all depends on her mood. She spends plenty of money on fashion. ▌someone they love:  @akumanoken Her son Souji in her Past Human Verse. ▌approach to friendships: Depends on the vibe the person gives off, as well as if they’re human or not. She is cautious but tries to be open with others if she doesn’t feel uncomfortable around them. Humans make her really tentative and she can get pretty short with them temper wise. ▌thoughts on pie:  Amazing. ▌favourite drink:  Strawberry tea with Milk and Honey ▌favourite place to spend time at:  She likes being able to lounge outside with a good book and a cup of tea. ▌swim in the lake or in the ocean: Neither, she’s not fond of water ▌their type:  Lol. You’re funny. It ranges from Men with facial hair and muscles to the more androgynous men who are slender and graceful. For women, she gravitates more towards women like herself, dominate women, switches. She likes sassy women. ▌camping or indoors: Both. Camping can be fun so long as you don’t stick her by a body of water. And she’s done “indoor” camping with her kids before. 

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#SweetLies #QueensLife #Waiting in Queue