#Yniol's been awfully quiet

[the-kingshound]

Incorrect Quotes:

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

MC: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Arthur: ...I did. I broke it.

MC: No. No you didn't. Evaine ?

Evaine : Don't look at me. Look at Morien .

Morien : What?! I didn't break it.

Evaine : Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Morien : Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Evaine : Suspicious.

Morien : No, it's not!

Evaine: If it matters, probably not, but Gwyar was the last one to use it.

Gwyar : Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Evaine : Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Gwyar : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Evaine!

Arthur: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, MC.

MC: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Evaine: MC... Yniol 's been awfully quiet.

Yniol: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

MC, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

MC: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

MC:

MC: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

OK YOU WIN. YNIOL'S BACK.

#Yniol's been awfully quiet #keep sending them please #this is making me double over from laughing #SO ACCURATE #ask #the coffee maker scenario #I'm dying! #ROs #incorrect quotes