Starwars: Mace Windu writes a list
Chapter 1 and 2 are now up!
11. Do not teach the younglings, or anyone for that matter, to curse in any language.
17. Knight Skywalker, I don't care what they're paying you, I'll double it. Stop advertising for pro-droid companies in the middle of battle.
28. Illegal pod racing is just that; illegal.
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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
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I know you have several time travel AUs already but consider: the last (4) Jedi wind up in the Clone Wars era.
Only one of them is an actual Jedi, half of them are romantically involved with someone (maybe even with each other if you ship skybridger), another half are extremely close with one or more Mandalorians, and none of them have had more than two years of training. And somehow THEYRE the only ones left.
The council would have a conniption.
i have a LOT of thoughts about this au but as always, gotta start with the silly
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Please explain your reasoning in the tags and may the Force be with you.
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Doodles to comfort myself after remembering the end of ROTS
(btw the thing about sand mafia and sand smugglers is true)
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☐ single
☐ taken
☑ thinking about the scene in dooku: jedi lost where yoda and dooku are discussing a jedi named yula braylon who secretly had a son and hid him out of fear that the jedi would hate her for it, aka the exact fear anakin had with padme in rots, and yoda confirmed that if she had told the council, the council would have helped her, just like they would have helped anakin:
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Count Dooku, the elegant man whose reputation is nothing but sophistication.
Unless you're Yoda, who witnessed him hungover as a young man and still has the picture somewhere in his little goblin wallet.
Or Qui-Gon, who lived with him for years and witnessed him get ill countless times, and was present the day he sneezed so hard his nose started bleeding.
Or Obi-Wan, who has witnessed peepaw flirting with one too many twinks while at gay bars. Don't ask why he was also there. Or why Commander Cody was with him.
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