#You think I'm joking

[chickadee-chariot]

*touches your face softly with my long manicured wizard nails* you could not begin to comprehend the depths and depravity of my transsexualism

#you think i'm joking #SIGH. let this be remembered as the day i turned my phone on silent bc of the transsexual saruman post #bc im fascinated by this let oct 23 be remembered as the day it took off again

[turkwriter]

Can't wait for Season 4 where every episode is just a different one of Din's friends showing up on Nevarro uninvited to crash on his couch for a few days.

#you think i'm joking #I'm absolutely not joking #Star Wars #The Mandalorian #Din Djarin

[maledictusfotum]

People being scared that season 2 of Good Omens will ruin season 1 Dude it could be 5 hours of Michael Sheen breathing into a microphone and I'd still think it life changing

#aziracrow #ineffable idiots #good omens 2 #good omens #you think i'm joking #I'm not #3 days #Actually 2 days...

[the-art-of-ancunin]

Screenshot is from @cheekylittlepupp

I hope you guys are ready for like...a really horny weekend cuz I'm not gonna stop fuckin yappin' once I get started soooo 🤷🏻‍♀️

#astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #astarion bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate 3 astarion #baldur’s gate astarion #bg3 #astarion smut #cracks knuckles #ive been waiting for this #you think i'm joking #but im not #im on my bullshit again #and making it your problem #k thx bye

[ohgaylor]

aaand here’s how we can still get reputation (taylor's version) as a surprise drop of with no further explanation

#you think i'm joking #taylor swift #reputation (taylor's version) #mine #tvera

[eldritchwhispersofficial]

Reasons why I ship HABIT (EverymanHYBRID) and Freedom (Monument Mythos) 1. They're both angry fuckers 2. They both like stabbing things 3. He's short and she's tall as fuck Thats it thats the post

#habit emh #habit everymanhybrid #everymanhybrid habit #everymanhybrid #habit #emh habit #freedom #freedom monument mythos #monument mythos freedom #statue of freedom #you think i'm joking #but no no im not #okay yes it is a shitpost #and yes this is a crack ship #but like just think about it

[bttf-dork]

During the month of December I will be participating in the challenge henceforth forever known as Die Hard December, where I watch Die Hard at least once every day of December.

A double feature of Die Hard and Home Alone will be shown on Christmas Eve; a triple feature of Die Hard, The Muppet Christmas Carol, and How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966) will be shown on Christmas Day.

#you think i'm joking #i am not #number one question directed at me in December is ‘are you watching Die Hard again?’ #die hard #christmas #die hard is a christmas movie

[firerose18991]

Alfred's a fucking swinger bitch. He'd fuck the Kents.

#he can will and has #you think i'm joking #gotta get back in the saddle #bruce wayne #martha kent #alfred pennyworth #clark kent #jonathan kent #dc fandom #superbat #superman #batman #chaos shit

[theradicalace]

so called "free thinkers" when they see an out of tune piano

#ace rambles #undertale #you think i'm joking #but i've got like 6 different tiktoks favorited of people playing fallen down on out of tune pianos

[patroclusandachillesmyass]

If you have yourself a man who wakes up in cold sweats, hallucinates stags and runs away to europe with his cannibalistic husband, thats not your man,

thats Will Graham

Please return him to where you found him

#hannibal textpost #hugh dancy #will graham #give him back #you dirty thief #you think i'm joking #but hannibal will kill you #its for the best #pls just do it

[starmanrobbie]

#i need him so bad it's not even funny anymore #you think i'm joking #lord have mercy #i'm so fucking gay #brett hand #inside job

[iamslowlyloosingmysanity]

my theater caught on fucking fire so I can’t watch barbenheimer

#you think i'm joking #but I’m not #barbenheimer #barbie #oppenheimer

[the-apology-dance]

Literally me blowing up every single one of my friend’s phones with texts that @neil-gaiman is working on S3 of Good Omens and the writer’s strike ended. They are all most likely done with me by now🤣

#you think i'm joking #they need to know #good omens #good omens fan #good omens season 3 #writers strike #this show is so good #my favorite buddy comedy #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #let’s go #happy crying

[daydreamerwonderkid]

what woudl it take for you to get a ryan gosling tattoo?

Venmo me $500 and I'll fucking do it

#dreamer ask #anon ask #ryan gosling #you think I'm joking #but I'm fucking not

[midnightdemonz]

We had a DevilDice last year and a HenchDevil week this year, so please, even if I have come up with the prompts for it, make a HenchDice and HenchDevilDice week

#you think i'm joking #I'll do it #i really will #if that's what it takes #I'll make the prompts for it #henchman cuphead #cuphead #cuphead show #the cuphead show #king dice #henchman #the devil #the devil cuphead #cuphead henchman #cuphead the devil #cuphead king dice #king dice cuphead #henchdice #devildice #henchdevil #henchdevildice

[concernedbrownbread]

I feel like if Zuko ever wanted to break into Ba Sing Se he'd just attempt to scale the walls.

And when he got caught, he'd count that as a win cause he got in, didn't he? Now he just needed to escape :/

#mad lad #you think i'm joking #but he broke into the northern water tribe doing something equally stupid #someone stop this man #zuko #atla