#You will have to pry them out of my cold dead hands

[pickedyou]

I‘m so normal about them

#THEM #you can pry easily flustered Law out of my cold dead hands #that man is so touch starved #one piece #lulaw #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar law #lawlu #pickedyou draws #last art for the year #I have drawn more in the last month than the entire rest of the year #hyperfixation goes brrrrr

[odeu-m]

b4 death B) - angel w a little hat below cut <3

tried to stick to their death dates a bit but. idk i only googled for like 5 mins. also i wanted those old news print colours 😌

#alastor #niffty #angel dust #hazbin hotel #fanart #i wanted to like. idk not necessarily match their designs but what i think they'd have looked like when alive #a lot of people give angel heterochromia which i dig but i like the idea he's got the same thing as david bowie - 2 different sized pupils #i wanted 2 make niffty deranged but also sweet bc i love her dearly but i do think she killed people #alastor i tried to like give him a cab calloway vibe like charming but then also his scary little smile #Had to give Al the little glasses chain for extra cuntitude #angel i think was strange to make bc. he's the least human out of these 3 to me. so he could've looked like anything. #you can pry him being a bleach blonde out of my cold dead hands tho this man has dark hair naturally #needed him to look Fruity. but only a little. the amount of times i'd give him makeup then had to force myself to remove it #i love talking abt visual headcanons im so shit at writing to so you'll have to put up w drawings just so i can ramble abt them in the note #human niffty #human alastor #human angel dust #.ctf

[arsenicflame]

stede is 'oh this place has something related to my interest i must go in immediately' autistic and izzy is 'if we deviate one inch from my plan for today i will murder someone' autistic

#stede wandering off into the forest to look at bugs was not on the schedule or any of izzys contingency schedules #new thing i think would fix izzy: a clear fucking plan #in the nebulous reunion timeline future i see izzy researching every port town they are gonna stop in HARD so he can figure out everywhere #stede + ed might possibly want to go and plan several routes for the day to keep himself calm in the inevitable chaos #(and yet somehow every time stede finds something he missed and they still go off script anyway) #(he tries to go separately around port from them one time and its a fucking disaster; someone gets stabbed; so he just resigns himself to #incredibly stressful port stops) #its not like stede + ed mean to do it!! theyre both awful for it individually and they just feed off each other #its ok because theyre very good at letting izzy have the deck Exactly how he wants it and scheduling as much big picture stuff as they can #with him #(when stede realises theyve been the cause of like. 65% of izzys stress they finally agree to let him redo the rigging as an apology and #they suddenly realise watching him buy the supplies that hes just as bad as them in his own way) #(he absolutely terrorizes the rope guy but they have never seen him so relaxed as when he was up there redoing all the lines) #nyxtalks #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands #stede bonnet #you can pry autistic izzy away from my cold dead hands

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

The racism my beloved Simon had to face….my baby. 🥺💔

Although painful to watch, it felt incredibly validating. It was so annoying watching some people say this show was “only about class” while dismissing the BS that Simon had to go through. The abuse was ten fold because he’s POC and S3 finally exposed that.

That being said, and on a more positive note, it was so incredibly sexy when Simon sang happy birthday to Wille in Spanish (he feels safe with him!) and when Wille admitted to fantasizing about stroking those beautiful curlssss (and then actually did it). 🥹❤️‍🩹

Wilmon forever. 🤎🤍

#simon the bravest of braves and the sweetest of sweets i love him sooooooo much #and apparently inspo was from irl hate comments omar has received? 🔪 #oh HELL no. 🐓🤎 #omar brought face heart soul and curls to this season and to this damn show and i love him and simon so much #like it wouldn’t have been that bad if he was fully white and didn’t look the way he did and i stand by that #those online hate comments were disgusting #imported? latin lover? (they were a breath away from flat out calling him a wh*re and i was ready to throw some fucking hands) #even more hurtful because simon was very obviously a virgin when he met wille and didn’t even sleep with that douchebag #who shall not be named on my blog #y’all can try to pry this interracial ship out of my cold dead hands (you won’t) #but we heal and that’s beautiful ❤️‍🩹 #they mean soooo much to me 😭😭😭 #and like i said before #no it wouldn’t have been good if simon wasn’t poc I SAID WHAT I SAID WHAT I SAID #young royals #wilmon #simon eriksson #simon my beloved 💜 #i love them sooooooooooooooo much. #🤎🤍

[strangersatellites]

maple syrup, coffee, pancakes for four

a cute little steddie dads ditty based on this tweet

Steve chuckles under his breath and flips the page. 

He’s got his back against the headboard in the low lamp light. It’s late and he’s reading some goofy romance novel that Max left for him last time she was over. Something about people on vacation. He doesn’t really know or care but it’s kept his mind occupied long enough.

Eddie’s sat at the other end of the bed, taking breaks from lightly strumming his guitar to jot down melodies or lyrics or whatever it is he writes in that notebook of his that he carries everywhere.

When Steve tries to start the next page the words stop being about the shitty hotel the characters are at and they start being measurements, instructions. 

He slams the book closed in his lap and tugs off his glasses, gets Eddie’s attention and meets his eyes, curious.

“Do you think we should’ve gotten chocolate chip instead?”

Eddie rolls his eyes with a smile and sits his guitar beside him. Huffs a laugh under his breath as he crawls up to wrap both long arms around Steve’s waist.

“Well,” he drags it out, dramatic as always, “Since both of the girls said they liked blueberry better, I’m putting my money on blueberry being the better option.”

Steve’s weighing the options in his head, nodding because he knows Eddie’s right.

“I know, Robbie flips out every time we have regular pancakes but,” he huffs, runs a hand through his hair, “It's pancake day. It has to be perfect. Do we even have syrup?”

Eddie pulls his head back from where he’d rested his chin on Steve’s shoulder, his eyes now less amused and more confused.

“Okay, I thought we were stressing because it’s her first sleepover, what in the world is pancake day?”

Now Steve’s the one who looks confused, down-right offended.

“Uh, hello? Didn’t you have pancakes on Saturday morning after every sleepover growing up?”

Eddie wrinkles his eyebrows up. “No? Uncle Wayne woke us up and took us to the diner.”

And, well. Steve can forgive that. 

“Oh. That sounds pretty fun actually.”

Eddie snorts. 

“Yeah it was. It was probably just an excuse for him to go see his lady friend but I wasn’t gonna turn it down.”

Steve laughs and smiles at the thought of a grumpy Wayne trying to hit on the waitress and a child version of Eddie flicking eggs across the table.

“I wish I could’ve seen that.” He drops a kiss to Eddie’s temple before he continues. “When I was a kid, my mom always made a big pancake breakfast with syrup and whipped cream and sprinkles and it was the best part of the sleepover. I’ve always wanted to do that for Robbie.”

Eddie’s smile is soft and he’s tangling their fingers together over his lap. 

“Aaaaaand now that she’s old enough it has to be perfect. That right?”

Steve nods, lets out the breath he was holding in, lets some of the tension seep right out of his own skin and lets Eddie carry it for a while.

Eddie shifts and tugs Steve so that his head is tucked just near where his guitar pick sits in the hollow of his throat.

“Well, lucky for you, when I took the girls to Rob’s room for bed earlier, when I kissed her good night she told me this was the best day ever.” He tightens his arms around Steve and he can hear the smile in his voice. “I think you could feed them cereal and they’d think it was Christmas morning.”

Steve can’t help the smile on his face at the happiness that his daughter brings him. At the idea that letting her friend spend the night is the best day she’s had in the six years of her little life. Thinks that it might be top five days in his own thirty-two.

He snuggles down further into Eddie’s arms and laughs when the man huffs and reaches to turn off the light.

He kisses his chest and closes his eyes.

“Good night, Eds.”

“Good night, baby.”

He falls asleep to the sound of Eddie’s breathing and the hushed giggles down the hall, more excited than he’s maybe ever been.

Eddie’s set an early alarm to go check for syrup.

#you can pry steddie's daughter being named robin out of my cold dead hands #ask me about this hc actually I have lots of thoughts #Steve would be the Ultimate Pancake Dad #you like chocolate chips? got them #blueberries? in the fridge #plain with just toppings? you'll get your own batch #he runs that kitchen like the military #and everyone is better for it #also they do have syrup nobody panic #steddie #steddie fic #gin writes #shot of gin #things I did not proofread and am not going to

[seagull-scribbles]

Sibling Knuckles and Amy my beloved ♥️

[old version here]

#sth #knuckles the echidna #amy rose #rushed af #haven’t done any digital art for 3 weeks so this was nice #rushed but nice #anyway I’m back #this is so so messy but I rushed it so that’s fine #totally a style choice #I have so so many headcanons for these two but last time I drew them it was so bad so it was nice to try again #not even going to link the old one you’ll have to go out your way for that mess #this is much better anyway it shows their relationship as I see it better anyway #nvm tumblr had them linked in related posts so may as well…. #I still think Amy should be a power type #and knuckles should be a healer #pry that hc out of my cold dead hands I dare you #i think amy is the ine who introduces knuckles to things from modern society like slefies and coffee shop frappes and roller skating #steriotypical fun teenage girl things because sonic and tails couldnt be less interested but knuckles is always keep to learn #and then knuckles doesnt share echidna secrets but hell tell amy abiut the chaos energy he can sence and what its like #how to read chao and the best ways to interact with them #sparring positions and play fights #if he starts trying to learn a craft from his ancestors he'll tell amy when he next sees her & she'll come up with modern solutions to help #he cooks for her and can some a few really nice things #shes the one to notice first when hes feeling overwhelmed or overstimulated and anxious #and this is all before forces where they grew closer #amy gets asked on a tv interview whos she have ealk her down the isle and without hesitation she says knuckles #sonic may have had to most influence on her but once she understood knuckles isnt as grumpy as he appears they got closer quicker #he diesnt run away from her #i cant find much content for these two so if you guys wanna comment some headcanons below id love to hear them

[cephalog0d]

You sure can, buddy, I believe in you!

(Source: Nightwing (2016))

#Happy Friday have a panel i have saved because it makes me laugh every time #I love feral little baby Robin!Jay to be clear #Also always laughing at modern artists attempting to Tone Down the Discowing look #Good luck friends Dick Grayson's Aesthetic Choices are canon and you're stuck with them #You can pry them from my cold dead hands #comics #comic panels #comics out of context #dick grayson #jason todd #robin #nightwing #discowing

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #93

Peter gets kidnapped. Tony is chained up nearby.

The kidnappers do their usual speech, tell Peter if he acts up they'll hurt Tony. Peter acquiesces to torture, takes on beatings, witnesses Tony getting beat to within an inch of his life just because Peter talked back, etc. It goes on that way for a while.

Then, one day an alarm sounds. The kidnappers, who had been about to torture Peter in front of Tony, with Tony struggling against the chains and Peter unwilling to let him take his place... suddenly this alarm sounds and the kidnappers stop. They toss Peter back into the cell, unchain Tony, and rush away. Peter is too injured to get up, even though he's crying and calling out for them to bring Tony back.

Then, Iron Man bursts into the room.

It turns out, Peter was the only one kidnapped. They'd set it up so one of the kidnappers was using face altering tech to torture Peter psychologically and also to keep him compliant. Peter has spent all this time sacrificing himself, agonizing over the man's pain, in terror over his wounds, enduring torment so he wouldn't have to, for one of the men who kidnapped him in the first place.

Bonus:

Peter now has SEVERE separation anxiety, PTSD night terrors about Tony being injured in ways he has personally witnessed in real life.

Meanwhile, Tony gets to unlock fun new levels of guilt. Blaming himself not just for taking so long to find Peter but for being the reason Peter is so hurt (physically and mentally). Tony finds he has zero (0) problem with Peter staying close by.

Eventually they have to talk it out. Peter tells Tony he can't feel guilty that Peter loves him, that they're family. Yes, the kidnappers exploited that, but Peter's glad Tony didn't actually have to go through all those things.

Tony says he wishes he was there, so Peter wouldn't have had to go through it alone.

Peter: I wasn't alone. I had you. Even when it's just someone pretending to be you, that's what you mean to me. Protection and hope. A reason not to give up.

#peter: and I'd do it all the same every time #you can pry my willingness to be tortured to protect you out of my cold dead hands #tony: ... #peter: ...too soon? #irondad fic ideas #they develop secret codes to make sure nothing like this EVER happens again #not that tony will be letting peter out of his sight long enough for a kidnapper to breathe near him for at least 5000 years #are these fic ideas getting longer over time or is it just me? #hope y'all don't mind oops #this one just showed up and I found myself logging into tumblr yet again v_v #the first step is admitting that I have a problem #thank you to those of you still submitting fic ideas!!!!! I will get to them soon!!!!!!!!! #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #irondad fic idea #fic idea #fic ideas #ironfam #peter parker #tony stark #kidnapped peter parker #iron man #spider-man #spider man #irondad #iron dad #spiderson #spider son

[p4nishers]

something something eddie is buck's safe place something something buck is eddie's solid ground

#IM SORRY I HAD TO #it just fits so well like bobby and athena have my fucking heart and it's like perfect for buddie #cause from the moment eddie got back to el paso he was afloat. with his marriage falling apart and his parents and trying to figure out how #to be a single dad all the while living with BRUTAL ptsd and he moved to la to find peace again. balance. safety. for both him and chris #and buck was exactly that for both of them. #tearing my hair out in chunks actually #and eddie being bucks safe place is canon and you can pry that from my cold dead hands #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 fox #911 spoilers #911 6b #buddie 911 #911 show #buck x eddie #buck and eddie #athena grant #bobby nash

[hyperrealisticblood]

sharing some awful takes with the boys today. just some straight up garbage

#wh #welcome home #welcome home spoilers #i mean. kinda #pjsk #mafuyu asahina #tw mafumom #you can pry my wally/mafuyu narrative parallels out of my cold dead hands and the update only made them stronger. sorry!!!! #i have no idea how much overlap there is between pjsk fans and wh fans but i need to speak my shit

[rhyperographer]

From volume 3 chapter 36 of Strangers in Paradise (1993-2007) by Terry Moore. His website is here and you should go buy his books.

#strangers in paradise #Terry Moore #Tambi Baker #Comics #from the storyline where she and Katchoo are rescuing David and Francine #and Tambi stops to kick the shit out of her sister Bambi #i have bought the full collection of SIP THREE FUCKING TIMES #every time #someone borrows it and I never get it back #when i buy it again #when i have the money for shipping and if Terry has any copies #you can pry it from my cold dead hands #this scene ties for best Tambi scene with the one early in the series where she picks up Katchoo from the bar and that girl in the bar #swoons #and i am like yes #me too girl #i borrowed these from the library growing up to read them all #i love SIP #my mother was convinced that Terry Moore was a woman because he writes female characters too well lol #I love Tambi Baker <3

[glitterslag]

I feel like Nat and Pete's halloween couples costumes would slay so hard every single year

#the bear #morticia and gomez lydia and beetlejuice kim and edward scissorhands #they'd do all the classics! #and theyd dress the baby up as the cutest little pumpkin #sydcarmy would do coraline and wybie AND YOU CAN PRY THIS HC OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS #sorry but they're just corwybie variants to me #I'm literally all abt them being fun and whimsy and childlike with eachother like that is at the core of the ship TO ME #syd would get blue in her braids for the occasion! and u cant tell me she wouldnt rock the hell out of the coraline fit #it could be plucked straight from her wardrobe #carmy being creepy-cute wybie -> equally fitting #for some reason im having visions of richie dressed as ripley from alien #or being smth Disney for eva cause she'd been begging #probably olaf

[clevervonskelli]

I can take them making the Crosby/Landra thing explicit (even when keeping it vague would have been very doable and truer to his own memoir) but him pushing her about what she actually was doing was annoying. The call we'll see next week is fine, but whining about it in a pub instead of just being like "haha pretty sure my badass former-roomate is a spy, crazy times we live in, ammirite?" rubbed me the wrong way.

#idk it hit me less as concerned friend/fwb and more 'as a man attached to you i need to know what you're doing so tell me' #which isn't the vibe from the real dude or the character so far #Croz a we know & love him would be like 'you'd tell me but you'd have to kill me? of course ma'am. btw thank you for paying attention to me #like im not happy about them making the relationship explicitly romantic or explicitly physical #I think he still considered it cheating in his own mind no matter what the circumstances #BUT that should objectively be the thing that irks me most #& it wasn't bc i was too busy being mad about the way they made him kinda demand her whereabouts #maybe that was just me but it had me riled up the entire episode #honestly woried it'll make nxt wk's phonecall feel less “whoops so shes definitely unable to meet me for lunch ?” and more “WHERES MY WOMAN #masters of the air #spoilers #harry crosby #shit i put the wrong name in the post #fuck it im not changing it now #they can pry 'Landra' out of my cold dead hands i guess #hbo war #MotA: Ep 7 #MotA #sandra westgate #whoever the fuck that is (obligatory snarky tag)

[kris-mage-fics]

URL Music

Thanks for tagging me @bi-stander!

K: The Koi Story (锦鲤抄) performed by Jiaju and Zongli

R: Renn by :LOR3L3I:

I: In And Out Of Love by Armin van Buuren feat. Sharon Den Adel

S: Surrender by The Birthday Massacre (cw: lyrics about stalking)

M: Middle Of The Night by Elley Duhé

A: Arise by CLANN

G: Good Behavior by Plumb

E: Everytime We Touch or Evacuate The Dancefloor by Cascada (Sorry I can't choose!)

F: Flower Maiden by Dzivia

I: I Miss You by blink-182 (cw: flashing lights, disturbing imagery, depictions of drowning, and spiders)

C: Concomitance by Anton Belov (bandcamp link since I couldn't find it as a single on youtube)

S: Show Your Fangs by The Crane Wives

By the way, a lot of these videos have the lyrics in the CC, description box, or in one of the top comments. Though I know some of the lyrics for "Good Behavior" are wrong.

Tagging @yuuugay (three U's might be hard, but I believe in you, Yuki!), and @georgiedoesntfloat (I'm sure you'll find some awesome songs!), and anyone who'd like to do this too! (Sorry for not tagging anyone else, I actually did like 96% of this two days ago then my brain decided it couldn't think of more people who like music and it hasn't been cooperating with me since. :/ Did I go overboard with the colors? Idk, but I'm leaving it.)

#I'd say this list is a fairly good representation of my totally random music tastes lol #rip to “Angel” by First Aid Kit which got bumped off because I just found “Arise” this morning and I fucking love CLANN #(I say that as if I've been a fan for a long time when the truth is I found them - and 2/3 of the music on this list - less than a year ago #you can pry cheesy 2000's dance music out of my cold dead hands! it got me through some rough times and it's still fun #is it just me or does “I Miss You” hit harder now than when it came out 20 years ago? wait wtf it came out 20 years ago?!?! haha I'm old #I still have every song on Chaotic Resolve (the album “Good Behavior” is from) memorized I listened to it so much after it came out #if you do look up the other songs on it be aware that “Cut” is about self harm and my take is that “Damaged” is about CSA but it isn't clea #it's the least Christian album from a Christian musician I've ever heard #I have a pretty hard rule to not listen to Christian music from a certain time period ever again but that album is my one exception #(there are good reasons for both the rule and the exception but that's a whole damn post on it's own to explain) #tag game #music

[age-of-moonknight]

What If…? Dark: Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2023), #1.

Writer: Erica Schultz; Penciler and Inker: Edgar Salazar; Colorist: Arif Prianto; Letterer: Cory Petit

#Marvel #Marvel comics #What If…? Dark: Moon Knight #Moon Knight comics #latest release #Luminary #Marlene Alraune #you will now have to pry Marc and Marlene’s sun and moon imagery out of my cold dead hands #love them being equal and complementary fists of justice #each as effective and in some ways terrible in their adjudication as the other

[pk-kai]

I love using the fae fam in levels I don’t have to make a meta team for 🫶

I need to draw them togetherrrrr

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #red velvet cookie #strawberry crepe cookie #elder faerie cookie #white lily cookie #elder faerie x white lily #elderlily #you will have to pry this hc out of my cold dead hands #I will not let them go