I feel like the first time Clark listened in on Bruce was probably an accident. Like his heartbeat is always in the background of Clarks awareness and then one day Clark noticed that it started increasing in a different way and a different time than usual Batman things so Clark investigated, just to see what was going on make sure everything was alright and then oh. OH.
And of course he immediately stopped listening, that's a private moment, and it was an honest mistake to overhear. But then from that moment on whenever Bruce's heartrate kicked up in his awareness, there's always a tiny thought in the back of Clarks head of 'oh is he? No don't think about it'
And Clark may be an alien and have the powers of a god, but he is truly just a man and how long can a person resist temptation such as that?
How long can he resist wanting to make that 2-4 bpm increase from Bruce's baseline more of a 20-40 bpm increase, ya know what I mean? 😏
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You would not believe your knees
If ten thousand angry bees
Were released in your room as you fell asleep
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Do i think snow would have ended up a better person if he was in a poly relationship with sejanus and lucy gray*? Not particularly but couldn't hurt.
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Orclipse would be the worst defendant for y/n 😭😭😭 Michael and Vanessa just watching this siren prove them right while y/n desperately tries to say he's different....
Eclipse: You don't have all the facts.
Michael: Which are?
Eclipse: I love them.
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Happy Lunar New Year folks~🍊
Bonus comic:
I also made one with a pun involved so if you want to send this to your relatives or family or friends you are welcome to do so:
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If you think i don't like you, you're probably right.
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Lady Bone Demon: "*laughs* So we meat again son of the Demon Bull King. You're right, I never quite thanked you for freeing me from my prison. Your father was a most fitting host for my power in the time that we had."
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Lady Bone Demon: "That is one other thing I must thank you for! Creating the Samadhi Fire. Why, without you I would have never been able to fulfill my destiny."
(3x12 The Corrupted King)
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Lady Bone Demon: "You're right MK, if you had never found that staff none of this would have been possible—a delivery boy till the end."
Lady Bone Demon: Now watch as I fulfill my destiny and begin this world anew! No monkey king, no monkey kid! Nothing!
(3x14 Destiny Fulfilled)
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You're right.
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Time for madara with the Barbie movie meme
Aye aye, captain! 🫡
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Can he like not be precious? The more I see clips of Joe just being Joe, the more I get annoyed loving him.
Like I’m trying to go touch some grass right now and he’s the screen door that’s conveniently jammed. 🥹
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