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cornergh0st · 3 months

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good morning ☀️

#your mom #today is the first day in like three weeks that i didn’t wake up with that fuckin awful cold #gay #also we had a proper blizzard yesterday after like no snow yet this year #and it was magical #and then it rained this morning so it’s a mess outside but whatever #gay hot #gay bulge

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wizardhatwithacowboybrim · 11 months

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Thinking about the fallout among us wall

#fallout 4 #fallout shitpost #amogus #sole survivor #fallout oc #fallout art #fo4 #your mom

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evilminji · 6 months

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A Moral Dilemma! Question!

Let's say there is a trucker. An average man. Kind enough, did okay in school, loves his wife and misses her like you wouldn't believe every time he has to go. Misses his little girl even more. HATES he's missing the early years of her life. First day to school, getting her up and brushing her hair into pigtails, making pancakes like his Pa used to make. The works.

But the economy is shit. Him and his wife have to work. Make ends meet. They're DESPERATE to get out of Gotham. Move somewhere boring. Safe.

But... well, places like that cost money. Kids cost money. And he did OKAY in school. Not a lot of jobs out there for "Okay" guys from Gotham.

His cousin finds him a route though. A solid job. Really pulled through when push came to shove and things were looking bad. Like he might have to take up that offer to Goon. Now he's a trucker.

And his route? Well the half way point is Amity Park. He stops to stay the night every time. Never really STAYS, has heard they got themselves a Cape and such, but? It is what it is. He's from Gotham. He minds his business. Parks on the outskirts of town to avoid getting hit.

Doesn't realize, he's getting SOAKED in Ectoplasm every time he's in town.

And this trucker? Not the healthiest man. He wishes he could be. But life on the road is not exactly conducive to fresh fruit and leafy greens. He eats more grease and sugar then his doctor would EVER recommend. In fact, has specifically warned him not too.

But some days you just need a warm meal. You miss your kid, your wife, your bed. And you know it'll be days before you can see any of them. But at least there is pancakes.

You can pretend you're eating with your family. Or at least, let the coffee be warm enough for the two of you. God, but the poor man is tired.

And as he gets close to Gotham?

Breaking News!

The Joker. AGAIN. The trucker cringes, horror filling him. What poor soul has that mad man hurt NOW? When will it end? Him and his wife are so close to getting the hell out. Thinking Kansas. His wife has been joking about pie baking competit-

No.

Oh God No.

There, on the screen, tears streaming down her beautiful face? Is the love of his life. His best friend. His EVERYTHING. And in her arms, trying so, so hard to be quiet. To muffle her terror born sobs... is his little girl. One pigtail torn from its srunchie, blood on her tiny face.

The trucker knows how this story ends.

Batman will try. He ALWAYS tries. And sometimes... sometimes that's enough. But he knows the odds here. His family are in front. Stars of this sick show. The trucker can't breathe. His heart is pounding, too hard for a man of his health.

He's not young. Should be on blood pressure meds he simply cant afford. Is panicked by a terror few should ever suffer. And? What runs in his family, strikes true. It feels so far away, the pain in his chest. He... No, he can't.

He can't.

His family.

He can't die. Leave them. They're in danger! They can't die like this. So close to freedom. Happiness. They... the..y.. ca..n..t...

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THEY WON'T. HE REFUSES.

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So! Here in comes the QUESTION! As you sit, watching this terrified child call for her father, ripped from her begging mothers arms, you see a green opaque man full body tackle the Joker.

You watch his eyes visible glow and change color, fight a visible STRUGGLE, like jeckle and Hyde, for control of his body. Between the monster known as Joker and what seems to be? The little girl's newly Meta father.

The Father wins.

You watch the Bat arrive with the police. Thank the man and say he can release Joker into custody. See the EXACT moment the Meta realizes something. Turns to look at his daughter, then his wife. Looks back at the commissioner.

Says "No".

Is he right to do this? To Possess the Joker, as a life sentence, to insure the safety of others? He is perfectly will to sit that life in a jail cell. Knows he will never be allowed to roam free again. But! The Joker is contained.

Is this Right? Or merely emotionally satisfying?

Discuss :3

@hypewinter @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @ailithnight @nerdpoe

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #to be honest #walker comes to collect the Joker and slaps a prisoner in him in exchange for a reduced sentence #trucker ghost and his wife move to Kansas #sometimes family is you #your mom #and your dad who is a ghost #but oh sweet jesus the screaming ethics debate here at the precinct #jason you are a crime lord #batman stop trying to save the Joker #please

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wastedunicorn · 6 months

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Please

#ghost adventures #lmfao #tiktok #your mom

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yourmomisthebombb · 1 year

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your mom is the bomb!

#your mom #the original

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sob-deep · 23 days

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#sobdeep #me #your mom #hot date

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andminnequin · 5 months

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Is this how season two went?/j

#aaaaaaaaaa #digital art #art #precure meme #precure #pretty cure #doki doki precure #glitter force #mana aida #cure heart #Regina precure #i can’t draw #how does arts #tags?#your mom #meme

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iruka-simp · 1 year

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Sketch

#sdv elliott #elliott #stardew elliott #stardew valley #stardew valley elliott #first thing ive posted in months oops #posting this here so i can send it as a link to someone #your mom

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frogisoup · 11 days

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Nesscas that I made because I like it (n also because it is difficult for me to leave the mother fandom HAHAAHAHHAH *dies of cringe*

#lucas mother 3 #nesscas #mother 3 #earthbound #ness earthbound #ness mother 2 #your mom

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cornergh0st · 16 days

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we got new mugs ✨

#lets see if this one makes it #gay #your mom

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uhrimau · 12 days

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so yes head?

#cotl #artists on tumblr #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl fanart #digital illustration #cult of the lamb fanart #animal art #ratposting #your mom #doodle #furry

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kaileymybeloved · 2 months

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If yk then yk..and no I ain’t drawing uh the other stuff! I just want to draw this because I thought it be cute I was bored :v

#uzi x n #nuzi #murder drones enzi #your mom #murder drones #biscuitbites

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lynxtheserval · 3 months

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bive x fem reader?? (bive is a new regretevator character if u didn't know)

Deadass kinda hard to write bive, I love her though ngl

Also sorry if it's not written well either , it's kinda short because my braincells have left the chat recently

Bive x fem!reader

It was an average day. Nothing new was happening. Just an average day of waking up, going on the elevator, then going to work.

After work, you were exhausted. Like everyday, people were mean, demanding, ignorant of the fact you were a person too. You sighed while waiting for the elevator door to open.

You counted the seconds.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5…

*DING!*

Your attention moved to the elevator doors. They opened and you stepped inside, looking around at who was with you.

Nobody.

Then you felt something touch your shoulder. You yelped and looked behind you quickly.

You saw a woman, covered completely in black fur, staring at you with big circular glasses that were surprisingly dark. Dark, or she simply had no eyes. You might have been staring a little too much, because she tilted her head , and looked at you with a mildly worried expression.

“Are you okay? You look like you’ve just seen a ghost! OH-!” The lady then quickly looked behind her, and looked all around the elevator. “Well.. I don’t SEE anything… THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT THERE!!!” She seemed.. oddly paranoid.

“O-oh no! It's okay!” You stated, not wanting to stress her out. “I’m just looking at.. how fluffy you are!” You tried to sound respectful, as you have never seen a being made fully out of hair, it wasn't a bad thing.

She looked back at you, with a large grin.

“Oh! Thank you! I don't get complimented on my hair much…” The woman then squinted at your face. Out of nowhere, she placed both of her hands on each side of your face. She seemed to be examining your features. “And you have such pretty eyes! OH AND-” She paused and moved her hands up to her own face, she seemed almost excited. “Such a well-shaped nose!”

You didn’t exactly know how to respond, but you thought it was a nice and creative compliment.

“Uhm.. thank you!” You responded, awkwardly. A strange hairy woman just touched your face, but she seemed to be trying to be nice. Her hair was surprisingly soft, for how mangled it looked. “What's your name?”

“I'm Bive. What's your name you… HUMAN?”

“It’s Y/N!”

“Y/N… such an interesting name..” Bive murmured, “Well I decided I like you Y/N! Let us become better friends from here!”

You think you're okay with that.

#x reader #Regretevator x reader #bive x reader #your mom #bive Regretevator x reader

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h0rnyghost · 10 months

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