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#a HERO AND a DOCTOR
thefiresofpompeii · 25 days
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on tumblr you can say words such as ‘doctor who is like mythology to me. it’s like an ongoing cosmogonic folktale’ and you will recieve 5 notes from people that are willing to indulge your insanity. in real life you say things like how are the kids and was your holiday fun and the weather’s lovely this morning. and i think that’s beautiful. autism.com/careers
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movedtodykedvonte · 9 months
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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
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froody · 1 year
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American trans men prior to the mid 20th century were like. I’m going to get into shootouts with the sheriff. I’m going to date 5 women at once. I’m going to drive a stage coach at 60 mph. I will be a menace to society. And I will be so sexy and cool while doing it.
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“We did what we could, remember us.”
- Doctors of Gaza
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lichenbite · 4 months
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colin baker is going to be frothing at the mouth over the church on ruby road. that poor man wanted the sixth doctor to sing so fucking badly he essentially wore everyone down into letting him do a pirates of penzance parody in an obscure audio story and here comes ncuti waltzing in as fifteen to sing a cuntalicious song in his VERY FIRST EPISODE
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spideysenze · 7 months
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the gender
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nelkcats · 10 months
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The Doctor
After years of fighting crime and being a hero, Danny decided that he wanted another profession, something else to do with his life. In the end he decided to be what he always needed: A doctor.
Thanks to Frostbite's teachings and help, Danny managed to become a successful and efficient doctor quickly (although he definitely hated normal medical school), with experience in all kinds of beings (from all kinds of dimensions, he couldn't just be a human doctor, what's the point on that?)
Since his universe didn't need a doctor for heroes and Frostbite was enough for the ghosts he decided to... be a traveler doctor, or something similar, help other dimensions. With the help of the Infinite Map he always traveled where "he was needed", and thanks to Clockwork he always escaped before they could question him.
The Justice League was very confused about who was randomly showing up to heal them. Sometimes by force. But Danny didn't care about the consequences, after all, they need him. And it's kind of funny that he's referred to as "The Doctor" in their files.
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arcadebroke · 3 months
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phantomstatistician · 5 months
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Tag: OT3
Sample Size: 2,464 stories
Source: AO3
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hotpotatopotat · 6 months
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The moment AFO and the Doctor realize that their perfect plan, Tomura Shigaraki, is prone to temper tantrums... 😅
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nukbody · 3 months
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FH: Revelations demo finally updated with my ending and I can't
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dirtyriver · 6 months
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RIP Keith Giffen (November 30, 1952 – October 10, 2023)
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illyanarasputinfan · 7 months
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Vincenzo Riccardi
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xenocorner · 1 year
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//Slams EMH Tony and 2007 Stephen on your timeline
They just look so good together SOBS-
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dizzyhslightlyvoided · 7 months
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... Rouge could've told Shadow anything after he woke up at the beginning of Heroes.
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Rouge, sitting Shadow down in the remains of the lab he and Omega just blew up: Okay, what do you remember?
Shadow: ... Nothing. My mind is completely blank.
Omega: Alert: Amnesia Detected.
Rouge: All right. Your name is Shadow Robotnik, you're the Ultimate Life Form created by Professor Gerald Robotnik more than fifty years ago. This base we're in right now? It was created by your nephew, Ivo Robotnik, whose wrestling name is Doctor Eggman.
Shadow: ... That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about myself to dispute it.
Rouge: Also, this robot here, E-123 Omega? Also created by Eggman. That makes him your grandnephew.
Omega: What Wait No.
Rouge: You were last seen falling out of orbit after saving the world with your boyfriend, Sonic the Hedgehog --
Eggman, appearing on the monitors: What are you two FUCKING talking about?
Omega: Eggman Detected. Engaging Destruction Protocols. (blasts the monitor into smithereens)
Eggman, shouting incomprehensible profanity through the broken speakers:
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moodyvoid · 9 months
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Dabi: “Hey, Spinner. When you’re sick, do you see a veterinarian? Cause you’re a gecko?”
Spinner: “I don’t know, Dabi. When you’re sick do you see a proctologist? Cause you’re an asshole?”
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