Me, the DM: Alright guys, what're your characters for the new campaign? Remember, we're starting at level one.
Bill: Alright cool yeah no problemo, so I'm like a legendary folk hero guy, right? EVERYBODY knows me. I'm super famous. I'm like the hero of the Sword Coast, I've killed minotaurs, stopped cults, fought devils in the Hells, saved the world countless times, all that jazz. Also my dad's a duke, I'm rich, and there's this really hot demon lady who's my patron.
Me: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh-
Carla: Oh! I'll go! So I'm a badass tiefling lady, I've been fighting in the Blood War for a decade, I've killed loads of demons - like SO MANY demons - and also my heart is an infernal engine. So I'm constantly on fire basically and anyone who touches me gets burned to ashes instantly. Like just boom dead. TOASTED.
Me: UUUUUUUUUUGH-
Gabe: Lame. Alright, so check this out. Lemme lay this on ya, right? So you know Mystra, the Goddess of Magic?
Me, visibly terrified: .............uh huh?
Gabe: Heheheheh. Yeah. Uh huh. That's right.
Me: .....What-
Gabe: Fucked her.
Me: UM.
Gabe: Also I'm a nuclear bomb
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b... been drawing a lot of Punished Bosch, as i call him 💀 watched a huge SF lore video and ive been rethinking his whole deal, so this design of mine has been on the mind lol. still needs a tad more tweaking i feel but its so fun to work with!
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“If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will take you there” based on an offhanded conversation with a friend I give you M Bison as the Cheshire Cat
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anyway this is why fighters FUCK and they are tbh THE melee fighter class I most want to play one day
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