them: you should try enjoying weird tumblr holidays
me: I could take a stab at it
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dreamed I wrote a short story so soft and vulnerable that I hid it under the lining in a drawer like it was a hideous secret
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Simon, what the hell are you talking about?
You didn't mean to find the crown, neither did you know what was gonna happen when you put in on 😨😑 this isn't some weird karmic punishment from the universe, it was completely out of your control. Do you tell someone who got into a car crash that if they were "just a little less selfish" they wouldn't have gotten into that car and have that RANDOM TRUCK CRASH INTO THEM because somebody else was drink driving????? Why talk about pointless what-ifs when you're talking about unalterable life events?
This is just so bizarre. Ignoring the fact that 'selfishness' is not a flaw Simon Petrikov has, why not choose to demonstrate "selfishness" with like, Simon actually making a selfish choice? Maybe Betty becomes sad from a heavy life event, and Simon experiences a smaller sadness like being laughed at by his coworkers, and Simon asks Betty to comfort him, and then Simon forgets to ask Betty about her day?
I mean, I wouldn't write this anyway because "selfishness" is not a flaw Simon needs to overcome, but anything would've been better than "Simon only had two choices, ask Betty to stay with him, or forget about her so she could go on the bus trip". There's options???? They can stay in touch and write to each other? Besides, it would only be inconvenient to Betty if Simon just invited himself on her trip with no tickets and no luggage.
Geezalou... 🙈
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Countdown to the Darkhold Diaries: Day 564
Agatha: “DON’T DO IT PLEASE NO NO”
Wanda: “I can. And I will. Unless you stop making dead robot husband jokes!”
Y/N: “HOLD ON HOLD ON”
Agatha: “You can hurt me - but don’t hurt my precious!!!”
Wanda: “You say one more thing about how my fancy toaster husband got fried, and your book goes bye bye!”
Agatha: “Just because my book on butterfly and moth identification is here - and your glorified laptop got hit with a live-wire by Thanos - doesn’t mean you have to punish it!”
Y/N: “You just couldn’t help yourself, could you?”
Wanda: “THAT’S IT I’M RIPPING OUT A PAGE, STARTING WITH THE SPHINX MOTH”
Agatha: “NOT THE MOTHS NO PLEASE YOU WRETCH”
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chinalina 🤝 holding something in front of their face
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however . . .
;lajkdhkhe it's animated!
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I haven't watched the One Piece anime or read the manga (long-running series scare me), but after watching One Piece Live Action, Zoro and Sanji became my new obsession (mainly thanks to the actors from whom I couldn't take my eyes off).
Their relationship and dynamic fascinated me so much that for a week I have been reading Zosan fics day after day (and night after night - nights are the best time to spend them with fictional characters).
My difficult days were brightened by the thought that I would be able to read about Zoro and Sanji getting together again.
And I still have a lot of fanfics to read so I have more days, maybe weeks or months, maybe even years of obsession ahead of me.
I don't care about spoilers. I only care about dumb-cook and marimo who are hopelessly in love with each other.
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The butterfly effect is so... Interesting, honestly.
I'm not going into details now, but s7 and pilots for Ninjago, an intense "What If", and many more thoughts.
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