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whendidmythoughtsgocrazy · 1 month

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I think my heart knew you were mine long before I ever realized it.

k.b. // a court of frost and starlight - feyra to rhysand (by sarah j. maas)

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nebarious · 20 days

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Hybern: *points at y/n* We have your lover

Rhys: *looks at y/n* You have a lover?

Y/N: I wish

Hybern: Then who is the one who can't stop talking about how beautiful you are ? Or how melodic your laugh is or whenever he enters a room he always looks for you first because, according to him, your presence alone brings him peace and how that damn smile can make him feel this whole zoo in his stomach and he can't help but imagine how it feels like to kiss those lips and don't get him started with those eyes

Hybern: We had enough, so we didn't let him get started with those eyes

Cassian: Oh my god, they have Azriel!

Y/N: *looks at rhys* Now, if you get him back, I'll have a lover

Feyre: So none of you is concerned that hybern literally has azriel?

Cassian: Knowing him, he let them catch him so he can make someone confess his love for y/n cause he's too scared to do it himself

Hybern: He used us as wingman?

Rhys: Yeah. Just finish talking to him he is on his way home

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incorrectacotarblog · 5 months

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Rhysand: who got an STD? I need you to fuck someone for me

Azriel: calling an STD hit is absolutely insane

Cassian: biological whorefare

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acomaflove · 5 days

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Azriel: *sneezes and shadows come out of his nose*

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Cassian:

Feyre:

Nesta: ………So we are all just going to ignore that?

Cassian: Oh my bad; bless you, Azriel.

Nesta: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT

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acourtofmishapandmistakes · 26 days

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Nesta: You know, Rhysand gives Feyre flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.

Cassian: Okay.

Later that same day.

Cassian, handing Feyre flowers:

Feyre:

Cassian: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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velidewrites · 7 months

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Azriel: *sneaks in through the window* Rhysand, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you've been all night? Azriel: I uh...I was with Cassian Cassian, turning in his own chair: Wanna try that again?

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lyssasdrafts · 25 days

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kidnapper on the phone: we have your son

feyre, staring at nyx: he’s with me right now?

kidnapper: then who’s this illyrian demanding we cut the crust off his sandwich and read him bedtime stories?

feyre: …

feyre: i can’t believe they have cassian

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animezinglife · 1 month

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Elain [sobbing]: Why are you smiling? Nesta: It's just...it's the first time I've seen you look ugly. And that kind of makes me happy.

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likeiwishiknew · 8 months

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Gwyn, drunk: I love you.

Azriel: How many people have you said that to?

Gwyn: Everyone

Azriel: Everyone?

Gwyn, giggling: Yes, I've been telling everyone that I love you.

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i-only-see-daylight · 2 months

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*Having a family dinner*

Amren: Can you pass the pepper?

Cassian: What’s the magic word?

Amren: *Clearly not impressed*

Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*

Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!

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shallyne · 7 months

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Nyx: am I in trouble?

Rhys: take a guess

Nyx: No?

Rhys: take another guess

@officialrhysandweek

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nebarious · 22 days

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Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: *sneezes*

Azriel: ......

Cassian: Are you really not going to say bless you?

Azriel: Y/N is sitting here with us. You've clearly been blessed

Y/N: *blushes*

Cassian: *looks at rhys* Did he just use my allergies to flirt with your sister?

Rhysand: This fucker need to be studied

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incorrectacotarblog · 6 months

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Cassian: the word daddy has been so sexualized

Cassian: my kids are gonna have to call me bruh or something

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acomaflove · 17 days

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Feyre: what do you commonly use your magic for besides manipulating shadows?

Azriel: controlling my allergies.

Feyre:

Feyre: what.

Azriel: I can’t be a spymaster with the sniffles.

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acourtofmishapandmistakes · 1 month

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Tarquin: I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy!

Tarquin: Unless of course, we're talking about my enemy, Cassian. Fuck you Cassian, you know what you did.

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velidewrites · 7 months

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Rhysand: We should get married Feyre: We've been dating for less than a month Rhysand: And I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long

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