#a cracked egg boi!

[chaoticace2005]

Where the fuck did Pentious’ Eggs come from??

(A list by Angel Dust at 2 am at the bar.)

1. He laid them then did some fucked up shit to them.

2. Laid them and they came out fully formed???

3. Ate a ton of eggs, got sick and then shat them out??

4. Boiled them in some fucked up chemical.

5. Was trying to make hard boiled eggs but was just REALLY bad at cooking.

6. Some eternal punishment because he was a dick to chickens when he was alive.

7. He has a chicken trapped in the basement (do we have a basement?) that he forced to lay eggs for him.

8. Bought them at the store.

9. He died by drowning in eggs and now has the power to make sentient eggs.

10. He just really likes eating eggs and wants easy access to food.

11. Made a deal with the Easter Bunny.

12. They’re ancient beings that already existed and decided to follow Pentious of their own free will (which WHY?!?!)

13. They’re GODS.

14. Pentious turns his enemies into eggs, taking their intelligence (what he does with it is unknown, cause he clearly ain’t using it)

15. They’re robots!!

16. They’re orphans that Pentious found and adopted.

17. He stole them from some chicken themed overlord.

18. Really REALLY bad sinners (like Nazis?) become eggs as punishment.

19. It’s what happens when you give eggs crack.

20. They’re his imaginary friends (wait then how can I see them?!)

21. They’re high and none of this is real. (FUCK! You don’t have to throw something at me Husk!)

22. I’m not high but I AM mentally ill.

23. They’re what happens to bad kitties who say that “OF COURSE” I’m mentally ill.

24. Maybe they’re NISS’ kids. Cause he’s a spider. So he can lay eggs??

25. Wait. IM a spider. I could lay eggs! What if they’re MY kids?! FUCK I DONT WANNA BE A DAD!!!

26. Does this mean I have to pay child support?? Cause I’m broke.

27. Have I killed my own kids??

28. Do I need a lawyer?

29. How does Husk feel about being a step father?

30. Fuck I really need to go to bed. Or do crack.

31. Kid, what the FUCK is this list??

32. NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #sir pentious #egg bois #egg boiz #husk #huskerdust #hazbin hotel husk #husker hazbin hotel #stupid hazbin hotel lists #hazbin hotel crack

[cherium-meadows]

I want y’all to know I’ll be back once I’m done having my fill w/ the new update LMAOO

In the mean time why did he do this when I gave him an egg😭😭😭😭

#stardew valley #alex stardew valley #alex sdv #stardew valley 1.6 #spoilers #every other time I give him an egg he’s normal and like thanks this is great for bulking up #but this time he was like lemme just crack that bad boy right open #alright fuckin Gaston lmao??? #also I’m still using the Yandere mod tho this is my oc Elijah #I made him years ago but I wanted to remake his file bc I haven’t touched it in years #and it has like 100+ hours on that farm #anyways massive adv brain rot rn #none of you will escape me

[klanced]

when adam met 11yo keith he immediately knew that keith was gay and was like i have GOT to support this kid!! (runs into traffic) meanwhile shiro spent years operating under the assumption that keith had like a gender thing going on

#do you see my vision #voltron #shiro #keith #adashi #people are like 'haha voltron renaissance!! klance 4ever!!' meanwhile i'm still stuck in the adashi mines #shiro wasn't entirely wrong but adam was more right. #i like to imagine young adult adam and shiro are going to bed and adam is like 'we need to talk about keith.' #shiro (immediately): don't listen to iverson that guy has it out for keith. #adam: no that's- it's really cute how you always immediately have keith's back. but no i'm talking about supporting keith as he grows up #adam: because i think keith is like Us. if you get my meaning. #shiro: huh.. (oh!! Gender.) i wasn't sure if i should bring it up but yeah i've noticed a couple things.. what's our game plan? #adam: (giving a heartfelt speech about making sure keith always feels loved and cherished) #shiro: (earnestly listens but also in the back of his mind he's planning on how to casually introduce gender-neutral pronouns to keith) #adam is waiting with bated breath for keith to bring a boy home meanwhile shiro is like geez this egg is taking a while to crack... #shitpost #wait this post makes more sense if you buy into my other vision which is that shiro is transgender. always assume im writing trans shiro.

[notherpuppet]

I’m so overwhelmed with what we saw,,,, I’m trying to grasp onto one train of thought

#hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #I can’t even begin #what order do I go in #chaggie my otp forever #omg vaggie is so fucking badass #Carmilla is THAT GIRL FOR REAL HER SONG WAS SO GOOD #Susan LMFAO #Vox was sooo fucking funny #Lucifer is so cool #the Adam alastor fight was FUCKEN SICK #alastor is scared af of whoever he made his deal with holy shit #ahhh also Charlie made a deal with alastor!? #and i still don’t even freaking know if alastor is for the gang or against omggg #cracked up at Lucifer’s reaction to seeing alastor was still alive #and heartbroken at husk’s reaction #huskerdust is huskerdusting #MY DEAR SIR PENTIOUS #I hope the egg boys joined him in heaven too #Emily’s joy I fucking love her #oh also loot is CRAZY #and Lilith girl I know you wasn’t chillin on a beach for seven years #OMG QUEEN NIFTY

[splickedylit]

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kongo Unsui/Hiruma Youichi/Anezaki Mamori, One-Sided Kongo Agon/Hiruma Youichi, Kongo Agon & Kongo Unsui Characters: Kongo Unsui, Hiruma Youichi, Anezaki Mamori, Kongo Agon, Lots of cameo Enma Fires and Saikyou Wizards throughout, …………………………and Musashi Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Bisexual Awakenings, Emotional Repression, Polyamory, Canon-Typical Quarterback (And Manager) Mindgames, these people can't be normal about shit to save their lives, Dysfunctional Family, Agon and Unsui's Convoluted Brother Emotions, And also. parent situation., College is for figuring out you're not straight OR emotionally okay: the fic, …..Unsui deserves to date two people Agon struck out with simultaneously: the fic, It's not exactly hurt/comfort but, Hurt/Validation, isn't a tag

Summary:

“What,” says Unsui, and is keenly, painfully aware that whatever stoic expression his face might have locked itself into in his shock, his cheeks are damningly warm. One part of his mind demands, do something, his plan is working, you’re losing! The other part says, your first kiss was a cackling bastard of a man, because he thought it would make you more likely to lose to him at football. -- Kongo Unsui gets kissed by a man. He's proud to say his performance as a quarterback doesn't suffer at all, in the…extensive aftermath. Hiruma Youichi makes a move, and then does what he does best, which is scramble like a motherfucker and improvise an offense from scratch. Anezaki Mamori analyzes the situation, and politely intervenes. Kongo Agon has a goddamn crisis.

#Eyeshield 21 #es21 #Kongo Unsui #Hiruma Youichi #Kongo Agon #Anezaki Mamori #although she and Agon haven't made much appearance yet. Many things to come >:Ic #Splickedydrabbles #or is the tag #Splickedywrit #I genuinely don't remember #anyway here is repressed monk-themed football boy finding out he has feelings actually. and those feelings include #y'know like. bisexuality. repressed parental baggage. Football Anger. want to be loved. brotherly drama. normal stuff. #the thing about splickedy is they will look at a dude with massive emotional repression and go 'is anybody gonna crack him open like an egg #and not wait for a response

[getupthestairs]

to me theres no character for which "transitioning would have saved her" is quite as true as with harry du bois. give her estrogen NOW. having gender fun would fix her i know it

#harry du bois is transfem and agender. you need to understand #as funny as i find the hc that hes a trans man and Forgot. i could write essays about this #godd.... harry du bois Gender Stuff is so beautiful. i think itd take a global cataclysm for her egg to crack #disco elysium #alastop #okay if im talking trans hcs then. kims a trans guy. this fact is incredibly important to me you dont get it #they are t4t. duhhh

[janus-cadet]

As per last poll's results, here is the winner- Sir Pentious, as the Six of Swords!

It's starting to make a LOT of Hazbin/Helluva cards. Only three... or four... left to do. Probably. Maybe.

Anyway! Explanations for the choice of card under the cut!

The Six of Swords Upright shows that you are in a state of transition, leaving behind what was familiar and moving toward the unknown. For example, you might currently be working of redeeming yourself, leaving hell to thrive for heaven. You may feel sad or reluctant to leave your life behind (especially your minions. God forbides anyone take them away from you); however, you know this change is essential for your growth and personal development. You will become a better person as a result- maybe even a winner? The card invites you to let go of whatever is holding you back; instead, gaze ahead to your future and choose the way most in alignement with your Highest Good. You might need to make tough decisions, like, who knows, attacking an angel with a very bid machine, or saying sorry to a very awful deer man. See it as a rite of passage; you are headed towards a much better position in life. Or death. You have to change how you view yourself: move away from who you used to be, and towards whom you want to be. For that, the Six of Swords encourages you to reflect on any emotional or mental baggage you may carry, just as Charlie pushes the hotel residents to do.

Reversed, the card is much more focused on the spiritual and personnal nature of this journey, as you are actively working on changing the core of who you are. You need to get out of your comfort zone to be able to evolve as a person. The reversed card may also be a sign that you are resisting change and transition, whether it may be because you believe you were forced into it (you came here to spy, after all), or you can't trust the ones around you (they look at you funny). You have to focus on the benefits this change might bring you. Finally, the card encourages you to look for the unfinished business that might held you back. Maybe you never got to kiss the girl; maybe you have a unresolved conflict with someone; maybe you feel like you haven't done as much as you could in your previous situation. Resolve those issues, and only then would the change be able to happen. You can now go aboard your death machine, and peacefully be obliterated. You are heading towards a better future; that's all the card is trying to tell you.

And that's it for our little snake! I actually loved his colour palette as an angel, it's was so lovely to shade- but I still prefer the original design. Such a king.

I hope you enjoyed today's card! Here are all the cards I already did for this fandom, and dang, I reached the limit of pictures allowed in one post- so, have them hastily stuck together, by three or two.

#digital art #tarot project #six of swords #sir pentious #sir precious #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel #sir pentious heaven #tarot cards #egg bois #love the egg bois actually #they crack me up so much

[strawbynrobyn]

A little gender conversation to the void

While I tend to present femme of soft butch on days out in public, I'm usually at home, in comfy clothes, lately- an oversized hoodie/pullover or duster/cardigan I got from cloak

Then I saw the term "dysphoria hoodie" today and it surprised me, one who has been chronically online since 2014, and openly queer online since 2019

The gender hasnt been feeling so fluid lately and it's making me a little nervous.

More rantings under the cut

Looking femme is not necessarily my fault, I just don't have a binder, I say to dismiss the thoughts of being anything other than nonbinary

I've wanted to "catch" breast cancer since I heard of its existence- that's not a normal thought- but cis and nonbinary people can get top surgery, that's not just for one demographic.

I don't like not knowing myself and knowing myself at the same time. I know the feelings I have but I don't know why I have them and it driving me up the wall.

#strawb rants #strawb thoughts #sad boi hours #am i actually an egg about to crack tho? #egg #lgbt pride #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #queer #trans #nonbinary? #gender #genderqueer #genderfluid #maybe i need a diagnosis #maybe its just maybelline #delete later maybe

[protagfolly]

demisin designs

#mirror world where theyre furries #see me personally. i think im crazy #idk why but demian declawed feels right. the idea he can do massive damage without being inherently dangerous #also sinkle top scars like egg cracks. save me #sinkle having eyelashes is so integral tome. Like hes such a pretty boy #and fhen theres demian #personal #limbus company #lcb #demisin #demiclair #demian limbus company #demian lcb #sinclair limbus #sinclair limbus company #sinclair lcb #limbus sinclair

[dizzybizz]

when sebastian drops the fucking egg

#when he drop-a-da-egg 💥💥💥 (guys this is a call for help i literally cannot stop saying shit like this its awful i keep going #“do you like-a-da-grape” or something along those lines whenever im playing its awful i... maybe thats just how my farmer talks........... #i did not want this to be the first stardew fanart i finished but inspiration struck and who am i to deny it 😔 #theres headlines following this incident like “local farmer boy falls dead at the sight of a cracked egg on the floor-” #stardew valley #sdv sam #sdv farmer #sdv #my art #this one is so messy but i am just running with it #i want to properly introduce my farmer and make a little character sheet or something but ARGHHhhg art hard #uhm should i make a tag for him and his farm bc.... hmm #guyssailawayfarm #sure yeah ok

[mayoiayasep]

its so sad how little translated pretty boy detective club content there is like its so intriguing the think of how they handle the concept of growing up. a club where the number one rule is to be boyish in youthful. all the members are in middle school. the leader is a fifth grader whose older brother used to be the club leader. you could make so many peter pan references out of this story if you tried

#fucking devestated the translation team stopped after volume four of the light novels. i shall never love again #pretty boy detective club #bishounen tanteidan #and like. im pretty sure that mayumi's not actually trans but like. oh i bet theres so much symbolism for her in the rest of the series #like ik the 'number one rule is to be a boy' was technically a mistranslation but also that was the fastest ive ever seen an egg crack

[pearl-dragon-cavern]

Bonus:

#Deuce is a good boy #Twisted Wonderland Deuce #Deuce Spade #Delinquent Deuce #Twisted Wonderland memes #TWST crack #Delinquent Deuce = Bully Maguire #Egg boy

[jasontoddssuper]

DC fans be like 'Dick Grayson is such a mom friend!So babygirl-coded😍' and generally feminizing them on literally every other post and then content of her actually being a (transfem) girl is nonexistent.I hate fandoms BROOOOOOOOOO

#let her be an egg who's cracked!!!i don't trust you people even a little with her especially the mfs who ship her with her abuser(sl*de) #dick grayson #dick grayson:trans woman extrodinare #robin #nightwing #the boy turned girl wonder #batfam #teen titans #tt #ntt #wfa #wfa spoilers #dick grayson defense squad #dickroy #dickkory #dickkoryroy #t4t dickkoryroy #💌 #trans women #letters from summer

[crtter]

One funny thing about Neopets is that very recently they’ve brought back the ability to make pets look unconverted again (and introduced their first nonbinary character in the process but I digress) but, for some reason, there has been a glitch where pets who were already unconverted and painted colors that change based on whether they’re male or female get their gender transed on the quick reference page:

#He still looks like a boy elsewhere it’s only on the quick reference page for some reason lol #Can’t believe they’ve cracked my ancient virtual squirrel’s egg #Neopets #Reporting live

[dont-get-axe-murdered]

Guess which Hazbin Hotel character my husband just purposefully described "Unfertalized MatPat"

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel season 1 #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel crack #The answer? #the egg bois #i will not get over this #i love him

[technicallymaximumkitty]

I will die on this hill and you can't stop me lmao

#sir pentious #egg bois #hazbin hotel #crack treated seriously #they're the same picture #furby