#a dedicated pig

[stuck-in-jelly]

Reading Tales of Xadia and what is with Katolian Princes and Moonshadow Elves climbing up their bedroom windows

#jelly tarts #the dragon prince #im fucking dying tho that unnamed prince really fucked around and found it #the dedication of that elf to bring FOURTY SEVEN LIVE PIGS into a prince’s bedroom oh my god #that elf did not let that disrespect slide

[meowmeowmessi]

chelsea fans moving like true coolers during the burofax drama icl

#good lord mount joined your club at SIX years of age and is leaving after dedicating EIGHTEEN years of his life to you #and THIS is how he gets treated upon announcing his leave? #having witnessed the way barça held messi prisoner for so many years against his will and washed 6 years of his club career down the drain #i will never ever fault a player if they choose to leave a sinking ship to salvage their career lol #fucking drogba is shading the club for fumbling mount and fans in the replies and qrts are calling him a snake i???? #when did football fans become such sheeple are players no longer allowed to voice concerns over the state of the club they love????? #worshipping boehly and not even taking a second to consider his part in chelsea's absolute dumpster fire of a season that #made a player who's been at the club since SIX years of age leave ffs this is just like cholesterolaporta and his dickriders #really makes you wonder what coolers would've done had messi not been a wimp and forced a move in 2020 like he'd initially wanted to lmao #would've burned down his house in sunny catalunya probably the pig's head incident with figo would've looked tame in comparison dfkm #and pep.. good lord they'd have put his bald head on a pike

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

I just harvested the most beautiful dandelion leaf for Flocke to eat, placed it in front of him… and the little bastard chose to eat green bell pepper instead. 435 dead 1246 injured

#guinea pig #i am disgusted. I am insulted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!? #Jesus Christ = the dandelions im growing

[rickety-goose]

remember when i said no more forward facing toasty I LIED

#another blushy toasty for the collection #these are so fun and self-indulgent to draw #starting to feel like a crime #twin pig tails for ellis <3 #love dedicating these sdhfdhfhgf #art goose #blooming panic #bloomic #naked toaster #fanart: bloomic

[devihashi]

oinkologne enjoyers rise up

#art #digital art #illustration #fan art #pokemon #gen 9 pokemon #scarlet and violet #oinkologne #pig #cute #transparent #devihashiart #this id dedicated to my boy kongy #saved me with dig #a real G

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

it’s my birthday this saturday for anyone invested. my parents want to go to Hell that day. great timing

#I've come to terms with the concept of my birthdays being spent mostly alone #personal pig #my birthday is otherwise dedicated to me not having to hold back my posts. I can do anything

[dirt-mccracken]

What should I watch after I finally finish the Saw series?

#i gave up after III years ago bc the pig gut trap really fucked me up #but I'm currently starting Saw VI and dedicated to finish the series this time

[13eyond13]

how did I forgor Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) when I had to list my favourite movies here recently

#seriously if you haven't seen it it's a ridiculous piece of work #and I can't believe it's only 120 minutes long #ok let me be a nerd about this movie for a minute: #it was like cooking in the director's brain for literal decades and that's why it has an insane amount of worldbuilding built in #you don't have to see the previous 3 mad max movies to somehow also understand this world and everything that's going on #and yet it barely takes any time to sit you through long boring exposition chunks? #Like it RESPECTS the audience's intelligence enough to be like 'you guys are smart you will figure it out now let's get moving' #NOTHING is wasted in this movie and you pick up new cool things every time you watch #almost all of it was done practically including the vehicles and stunts INCLUDING stuff like the pole cats on the cars in the final act #in order to make the cars and props they had to build most things from a scrap yard instead of running to home depot for new parts #Every single vehicle and character down to the smallest war boy had their own backstory they made up #the only other movie I feel like i can compare this wonderful weirdness to is maybe the first 3 lotr movies #In terms of the insane work that went into it behind the scenes and the dedication to making the world come alive with so much artistry #and practical effects and years of worldbuilding and writing and the bizarre ways they had the crews bond behind the scenes #also fun fact: the director was also the guy behind Babe the pig movie and Happy Feet hahaha he's a very eclectic director to say the least #anyways now every time I see a movie that's 2.5+ hours long I'm like if Mad Max FR could be 120 mins long why can't YOU be 120 min long? #Like sorry but there's no excuse anymore. just simply get better at telling the story in 2 hours or less my guys #p

[ariel-s-awesome]

[Porky sees Daffy on his caller ID and picks up while wondering what wild ride he's in for this time]

Daffy, immediately: What's your address?

Porky: It's- wait, why?

Daffy: Your absentee ballot came in. Figured I'd send it your way.

Porky: Daffy, I haven't liv-li-l-resided in the same state as you for two years!

Daffy: So?

Porky: That's voter fraud!

Daffy: WHAT!? No it's not!

Porky: [deadpan] I'm ha-h-hang- bye Daffy.

#looney tunes #the looney tunes show #tlts #daffy duck #porky pig #dedicated to my dad calling me out of the blue to try to get me to commit voter fraud #while I was in the car with friends #actual original content

[karmaphone]

tfw you're being extremely triggered by an innocuous thing that a mutual keeps reblogging but it's exactly the sort of shit that you can't reasonably ask another person to tag for

#where's that tw eggs comic. I could use that right about now #except for fucking ferrets #I don't expect ppl to tag their cute animal videos but holy fucking shit am I having a Bad Time #just saw a video of three of them that looked exactly like ours that were extremely ********* *** ******* *** *** ****** ***** *** *** **** #***** **** ** ** **** ****** *** ** ******** **** *** *** ** **** **** ******** ********* #that's like. a LOT of animal neglect to be triggered over lmao. not to mention the rats. the mice. the Guinea pig. the intentionally killed #chameleon. I'm having a bad time at t he feeling s conference hahaha #posting abt this stuff on my non system blog always really weird but I've been trying to make us acknowledge the system + trauma in spaces #not entirely dedicated to that. bc those parts of me shouldn't have to be hidden away for everyone's comfort. but it's uncomfortable (for #now) to do so #longest deep sigh ever [9 hour dissociation remix]

[shinylights]

me if i ever meet harry: where do you get your hair clips? are they good quality? how many do you have? how many wears do you get before the clip breaks or the grip stops being as good?!

#i bet he has a whole draw dedicated to his hair clips #and he even has those snap barrette ones #he has fun colors & patterns that he only wears at home #he also has a scrunchie drawn that he uses in private & does little pig tails instead of clip lou #clippy* —-autocorrect that was rude we were talking about harry not lou!

[dullahandyke]

Was just reminded of what if its us by silvera and albertalli and I neeed to talk abt it pls send me asks

#topics include: #Why Dylan Is A Perfect Encapsulation Of Laycay Errantay (pig layin) #Analysing Arthur Seuss Through The Lens Of His Canonical Hamilton Fandom #OP Do You Know What Polyamoury Is #OP Do You Know What Stalking Is #Changes To The Sequel As A Result Of Covid And Arryhay Otterpay (pig latin again) Being Cancelled #Dylan Again Fucking Christ He Is A Character #Pop Culture And Why There Is A Chapter Dedicated To Hamilton And Fanfiction- #-Which Culminates In Assigning Hogwarts Houses To Hamilton Characters #list is endless reslly i judt. sobs into the FLOOR. it was soooo bad and soooo fun to hateread

[yokelfelonking]

Post 9/11 Trivia

Most folks on this site were either children on September 11, 2001, or weren’t even born yet.  But America went crazy for about a year afterwards.  Here’s some highlights that I remember that might not be in your history books:

There was national discussion on whether or not Halloween should be canceled because…fuck if I know why.  After planes crashed into buildings in NYC it follows that 6-year-olds in Iowa shouldn’t be allowed to dress up like Batman and ask their neighbors for candy, I guess.  (Halloween wasn’t canceled, by the way.)

On a similar note, people asked if comedy - any sort of comedy - was appropriate anymore, ever.

People sold shitty parachutes to suckers “in case your building gets attacked and you have to jump out the window.” There were honest-to-God news reports warning people not to jump out of the window with shitty mail-order parachutes because they wouldn't work.

As a follow-up to the attacks, someone mailed anthrax to some prominent politicians and news anchors - you know, famous people - along with some badly-written notes about “you cannot stop us, death to America, Allah is good” and after that every time some random dumbass found a package in the mail they didn’t recognize they thought that the terrorists were targeting them, too.

Everyone was similarly convinced that their town was going to be the next target, even if they were a little town in the middle of nowhere. "Our town of Bumblefuck, South Dakota (population 690) has the largest styrofoam pig statue west of the Mississippi! Terrorists might fly planes into that too! It's a prime target!"

People started taping up their windows and trying to make their houses or apartments airtight out of fear of chemical and biological attacks. There were news reports warning people that turning your house into an airtight box was a bad idea because, y'know, you need air to breathe.

"[X] supports terrorism!" and “if we do [X], the terrorists win!” were used as arguments for everything.  "Some rich Arab you never heard of donated to his organization that backs Hamas which backs al-Queda, and also owns stock in a holding company that has partial ownership of the Pringles company, so if you eat Pringles you're supporting terrorism!" "The terrorists want to tear down our freedoms and our way of life and rule us through fear! Eating what you want is one of our freedoms as Americans! If you're afraid to eat Pringles, the terrorists win!" (I promise you that this sort of argument is in no way hyperbole.) (This argument is how Halloween was saved, by the way.  “If we cancel Halloween, the terrorists win!”)

People worked 9/11 into everything, and I mean everything, whether it was appropriate or not.  If you went to the grocery store the tortilla chips would remind you to support the troops on the packaging. Used car sales would be dedicated to our brave first responders. You couldn't wipe your ass without the toilet paper rolls reminding you to never forget the fallen of 9/11, and again, this is not hyperbole. My uncle, who lived in Ohio and had never been to New York except to visit once in the 70′s, died of a stroke about 8 months after 9/11, and the priest brought up the attacks at the eulogy.

On a similar local note, on the day of 9/11, after the towers went down, gas stations in my home town immediately jacked up gas prices.  The mayor had the cops go around and force them to take them back down.  I doubt any of that was legal.

Before 9/11, Christianity in America - and religion in general - was on a downward swing, with reddit-tier atheism on the upswing. Religion was outdated superstition from a bygone age. The day after 9/11? Every single church was PACKED. (This wasn't a bad thing, but the power-hungry on the Evangelical Right saw this as a golden opportunity to grab power and influence.)

EDIT: By Popular Demand - Freedom Fries. I initially left these off because they came a couple years after the initial panic and most people thought they were kind of absurd (and I don't recall anyone really going along with it other than maybe some local diners here and there). France didn't want to get involved in our world policing so some folks were like "TRAITORS!" and wanted to call french fries "Freedom Fries" instead, so as to stick it to the French.

Besides dumb shit like that…it’s really hard to overstate how completely the national mood and character changed in the span of a day, or how much of the current culture war is a result of the aftermath. (9/11 was the impetus for the sharp rise in power of the Evangelical Right, who made themselves utterly odious and the following backlash helped the rise of the current Progressive Left, for instance.)

#9/11 #9-11 #september 11 #september 11 2001 #world trade center

[augustnekoma]

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#aug personal #evil and bad thoughts today- im an evil person #an evil person who dedicates her life to being good and redemption.. #its a lie- im just lazy and greedy. sinful pig. repent in what way #letting myself rot- letting it all decay #id burn it all if i could- the entirety of everything im so sick of this cruel system #hole in my head

[technoblade-updates]

Some updates

- Techno will be receiving the Courage Award from the Sarcoma Foundation of America in September for his dedication to the cause. You can read about it here.

- A Mojang Community Manager on reddit has confirmed that Mojang is thinking of ways to honour Techno, but without any details as to how they will be doing so. Link to their reddit comment.

- Techno’s channel hit 12 million subscribers on YouTube! That means he’s overtaken Tommy again.

- Phil has built a monument to Techno in his hardcore world. It consists of a diamond sword rammed into an island, with Techno’s cape hung from the hilt. A Friendship Emerald hangs from one side of the sword’s hand guard. Techno’s crown sits around where the sword meets the earth, with Phil having tried to replicate the scuffedness of the gems as best he could. A trident named “Technoblade Never Dies” is hung in an item frame on the crown. There is a bell on an emerald block and 2 pigs tethered next to the monument.

#technoblade #mcyt #image id #id in alt text

[bigification]

Jealousy Jealousy

Strong, loyal, dedicated. All words used by the boss to describe me, and every word seemed like a knife in the back of my roommate. I can hear it in the way he talks to me, ever since I joined the military all he ever seems to be is jealous. I've always been stronger and more dedicated than him, he's smarter but that doesn't even matter that much.

The walk back to our room is awkward. It is completely silent and I can almost see the steam coming out of his ears. I wanted so badly to be friends with him, but he makes it impossible. I've always worked out and kept my body in good shape, and apparently that's unforgivable to him.

We get back to our room and he immediately goes rummaging through his stuff. I pace back and forth, debating whether I should talk to him. It's hard living with him and I just want things to be civil between us.

"Hey man, I wanted to ta-" I'm interrupted when he quickly swings around and jabs something into my stomach. I look down and see a needle sticking into the side of my stomach. I feel frozen with fear, I can't talk, almost as if there is something stuck in my throat. I let out a groan as he pushes the end of the needle, injecting a green liquid into my body.

"I'm tired of being in your shadow, let's see how long you'll last after this." He monologues like some cartoon villain. What does he even mean by that, was that some kind of poison? Is he killing me just because the boss likes me more.

I stumble back against the wall, I feel weak but it hurts less than I thought it would. Although my stomach feels like it's boiling.

Am I dreaming... It feels more like a nightmare. But it must be a nightmare. I see a lump form under my shirt, and it seems to grow every time I blink. It can't be real, but it feels so real. The lump grows until it looks like I have a little belly. Do I have a belly? It's growing faster and faster until my shirt becomes untucked. It finally stops after growing into a sizable beer belly, making it impossible for me to see my feet. Maybe he gave me drugs, maybe this is just a bad trip. But it feels so real.

It doesn't end with the beer belly. Next my pecs start to swell. Something I worked so hard on is gone in seconds. I see them soften into a pair of man tits, growing until they press against my shirt. I always swore I would never let myself go like my father did, but I guess that's a lie. At least it took him until his thirties to get fat, I can't even make it to my late twenties without pigging out.

I still have no idea what's happening to me. It's getting harder and harder to think. I was thinking about... Something about pigging out. It must be because I love pigging out, that's how I got this belly.

As I'm trying to think, my body continues to grow. I hear the button on my pants pop off and feel the pressure release. I think my ass is growing, not that I mind. I feel my body being pushed further and further away from the wall as fat spilled into my ass.

Why does my crotch feel so tight? I could have sworn it didn't feel this tight a moment ago. I don't really care anyway, I can't even remember why I should care.

My pants strain against the fat filling my legs, I think I can even hear some rips tearing through them. My arms follow suit, softening up my defined muscles and fattening up my hands. Better off that way if you ask me, fatter hands means better belly rubs, and I like belly rubs.

I feel an itchiness engulf my body as a thick pelt of hair covers my skin. My arms, my legs, my chest, and most importantly my belly become a forest of sweaty hair.

My body finally relaxed and I let out a loud burp. Oh... I'm so hungry. I rub my belly trying to get any relief. It's all I can think of. Wasn't I stressed about something? What would I have been stressed about, maybe I was just hungry.

"How ya feeling big guy?" My roommate asks me.

"I'm so hungry." I cry out.

"Aren't you supposed to be on a diet?" He teases me.

"Why the fuck would I be on a diet. This is the mark of a true man!" I say as I slap my gut.

"Well I'm sure this box of donuts won't hurt your fitness assessment next week, and they won't eat themselves." He pulls out a dozen donuts. It feels like I lose control of my body as I instinctively ravage the donuts.

I lean back after finishing off the last donut and let out a loud burp. God I'm stuffed, but I want so much more. I rub my belly, trying to process the snack I just had, so I can make room for more.

"There's plenty more where that came from, big guy."

Credits to bulkgainer92 for the video and for inspiring this story.

#male tf #male transformation #male wg #fat tf #masculine #hairy #reality change #military tf