#a fucking peasant

[adhd-merlin]

some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

#amazing #fandom #the hands of a hundred winters #though to be fair to lev he was also kept pretty busy by all the cheating on his wife #those peasant girls aren't gonna fuck themselves!

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Arthur keeping tabs on Merlin day 1 so they can “accidentally” run into each other at the market

#listen #tell me im wrong #you just KNOW arthur put leon in charge of training that day like #‘I’ve just taken on a crucial task of the UTMOST IMPORTANCE’ #and it’s just orchestrating a follow up meet cute with a farm twink #arthurs two friends full on followed him the whole day thinking #‘I can’t wait for him to teach this peasant a lesson’ #and then it immediately turned out the lesson was just Homosexuality 101 #the reason arthurs friends are never seen with him again is cause they were like #… #‘so what the fuck was that 👀’ #and arthur was like #‘I will NOT accept this judgement of my princely actions’ #while ye olde bedazzling a MERLIN STAN tunic #in a land of myth #and a time of gays #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #bbc merlin

[deuteragonist1]

Merthur really have it all huh. King and lionheart dynamic. Fucking hate at first sight then speedrun to trying to die for the other. Slow burn? Never heard of her. One of them wears gloves and one doesn't and I'm not even gonna bother to explain why that is top fucking tier. Lies and secrets that could bring about the doom of the kingdom. Obviously adore each other but will actually fucking die before saying it with actual words. The prince is a gigantic asshole who doesn't know how to show care or ask for attention like a person who had healthy emotional development as a child and oscillates between pulling pigtails and acting like an over-eager puppy or both at the same time. Domesticity levels previously unheard of. They canonically wear each other's clothes. One of them makes up words and the other promptly starts using them. Both are extremely into the other's specific brand of dumbassery. Their love language is fucking playing together. "I don't want you to change" fuck this fuck everything

#also i just thought about arthur using one of merlin's made-up words in front of uther at dinner or something #and uther is like come again???? #also i said hate at first sight but i'm pretty sure that was entirely one-sided #it came from merlin's side in case that wasn't clear #arthur got tingles from this peasant boy insulting him and didn't know how to deal with it so he threw him in the stocks #argue with the wall #when merlin isn't there he is just so fucking lost #imagine being a servant in camelot like #oh here's the king. wandering about the castle in his nightclothes again #checking corners for his daydrinking servant #again #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #bbc arthur #arthur pendragon #merthur

[kisskissgotohell]

i think the funniest thing about reading tgcf for the first time, after being in the mxtx fandom for two years, is that nothing i learned thru osmosis even remotely prepared me for how many times xie lian poisons people on purpose

#tgcf #xie lian #its funny as hell every time but like. sir. #the I Am God You Peasants. Now Eat My Fucked Up Meatballs scene is possibly my new favorite book scene ever

[dootznbootz]

I currently have writer's block and fucked around and made Iliad and Odyssey memes :'D Some look like "repeats" but aren't. Just different scenarios/people. Enjoy!

There's... A LOT. I don't care if you pick out your favorites! I put this all in one post as I don't want to spam the tags! :D

#I hope people get the Proteus one😅It's simple but I really fucking love it. #I'm sorry if ugly but I literally made most of these in google presentation as all I have is a shitty chromebook. #I want to make more Penelope and Helen ones but those are mostly headcanons🥺 so probably something later on #I wanted to have more Agamemnon and Achilles ones too but I don't think I understand their characters enough to do them justice... #I know enough for basics but yea #the circe/calypso is a bit dark but...bleh. #I think “my wife has a migraine” one kind of fits Menelaus more (If he were in a band today? He'd probably be the drummer) but eh! #I'm not an artist and I don't want to use others art without giving credit. (the one art one that's from tumblr DOES have the creator on #the bottom! “c-rowlesdraws” on tumblr! also there's moomin) SO I MAKE DO WITH FUCKING JPEGS LIKE A PEASANT! :D #odysseus #odyssey #the odyssey #odypen #penelope #diomedes #menelaus #helen of sparta #achilles #thetis #agamemnon #circe #calypso #tagamemnon #greek mythology #iliad #the iliad

[ohmigoshiloveu]

Wanna draw Grefgore doing something silly? Maybe seeing something he hasn't before

Emizel put garlic in the spaghetti sauce as a prank, by the time it pays off it’s not even funny anymore

#jrwi the suckening #jrwi grefgor #🙏🙏🙏🙏 thank you so much anonymous user!!! #got to thinking about that one post where op wanted to give a medieval peasant spaghetti with tomato sauce #and fucking ran with it #Grefgore is also in a party city Templar costume because Charlie mentioned it and now it lives rent free in my brain #jrwi grefgore #grefgore #grefgor #shilo bathroy #shilo bathory #emizel tucker #this is messy but GODDAMNIT ITS FUNCTIONAL #omgart #btw Grefgore was so darn happy to be readily included in shenanigans that he legitimately considered eating the spaghetti anyway #just so you know

[bluehairperson]

Sometimes I see posts about how "I, Strahd" Tatyana has the personality of a cardboard but I don't think I agree honestly.

We only see her in very few scenes (all from Strahd's POV) and she's always very gentle and soft spoken.

Which makes completely sense since she was a lowborn orphan trying to make a good impression on her future brother in law, who is not only the ruler of the valley but also a feared war criminal. Of course she would try to be as nice as possible in front of him.

I also think that Strahd was extremely genuine in thinking he was in love with Tatyana, it's just that he never really knew her the way Sergei did. He only knew a facet.

#she went customer service mode #Strahd mentions that in the months she stays at Ravenloft he finds new reasons to fall in love with her day after day #so even if his attraction to her was absolutely superficial at first I do think he really liked her going on #he's so difficult to please I think he would have just tried to fish for other reasons to dislike her if his attraction wasn't genuine #especially because he really wanted to hate her before meeting her #also being just kind and gentle is a completely valid personality honestly #I don't think she's any less interesting or well rounded just because we're mainly shown that side of her #plus I say she's soft spoken but she also curses the gods when Sergei dies and immediately thinks of looking for Lady Ilona to bring himbac #so we could say she's also resolute and very quick thinking #also I was thinking of Tatyana as a general concept at first but then I remembered they completely changed her in 5e #so her dyamic with Strahd is obviously different cause they also knew eachother before Sergei arrived #because god fucking forbid 5e Strahd to fall in love with a peasant I guess #in the beautiful world in my mind I often forget I Strahd isn't the 5e canon oof #this post was brought to you by the Taty Appreciators Gang #not art #curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #ravenloft

[jameskinniefr]

I just want Barty crouch to think I'm cool

#barty crouch is insane but he's so fucking cool #barty will probably look at me once irl and call me a peasant #that bitch crazy and im here for it #coolest mf #marauders #bartyyyyy #james potter #marauders era #barty crouch jr #jegulus #jamesfleamontpotter

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

She married this guy

#Carol probably has seen the simpsons movie several times given that she had a young daughter in the 2000s #they've been living like medieval peasants for so long I forgot that they used to live in Normal America before 2010 #scribbles #the walking dead #the walking dead fanart #twd #twd fanart #king ezekiel #carol peletier #morgan jones #the simpsons #I never rly appreciated Ezecarol enough #(yeah I made up my own ship name for them because Carzekiel fucking sucks lmao) #she went from ''you're a joke'' to becoming part of the fairytale #''you're amazing'' (derogatory) to ''you're amazing'' (honorific)

[mwagneto]

tardis/drag queen comparison omg....

#chad james goss drag queen tardis vs incel neilman hot woman tardis that wants to fuck the dr #top 10 sentences to explain to a medieval peasant but whatever #doctor who #dw lb #14th doctor #the giggle

[nadia-cannot-think-straight]

I don't think that any piece music from a movie ever made me as happy as Jesień-Tańcuj in Chłopi like HOLY SHIT WHAT A BAANGERRR

#chłopi #the peasants #soundtrack is just amazing #i especially looooove jagna's leitmotiv #fucking beautiful and sad at the same time #amazing #FUCKING BANGER MOVIEE AAA

[blindsherpa]

#disney #dream woke #choose peasants #funny #memes #funny af #haha #lol #meme #lmao #stupid as fuck #people #dank #funny tweets #tweet

[markantonys]

i'm rereading the garden scene and i'd completely forgotten about this moment of gawyn just totally losing his marbles over rand i'm HOWLING the case for (onesided & unknown-to-rand) randwyn gets stronger every day

#gawyn 🤝 dain: having obsessive knowledge of two rivers exports for homoerotic reasons #'elayne should have a two rivers husband' sweetheart i think YOU want a two rivers husband #i'm citing this 'elayne should marry someone from the two rivers' bit as evidence to claim He Would Not Fucking Say That damages #against sanderson's whole TOM spiel about how gawyn is jealous that a Lowly Peasant is ruling the world in his stead #anyway gawyn is such a sweetheart in this whole scene i'm in physical pain!!!! i'd forgotten all about it!!! #he's so gentle with rand and teasing with elayne and is also ride-or-die for both of them #he joins elayne in throwing himself between rand and the armed guards! #and he's like 'galad's a good person but goddamn is he annoying' right along with elayne djfkgjh #and now i extra resent AMOL randomly deciding to prioritize the gawyn-galad relationship when it was always gawyn-elayne that mattered most #anyway i'm dying. i didn't really start paying attention to gawyn until LOC so there are some hidden gems in the early books! #gawyn trakand #gawynposting #rand al'thor #randwyn #wot #wot book spoilers

[curiosityschild]

Amphibiuary Day 22 - Dragon

A marginalia frog-dragon. A medieval manuscript beaſtie.

#amphibiuary2023 #drawn by an extremely sheltered monk who has never seen a frog but has a vivid imagination #as described by his peasant friend who isn't great at describing things and also is maybe afraid of frogs a little bit #this was so much fun #brother Phillip you must STOP doodling horrid creatures and go back to copying out the psalms at ONCE #I think my favorite thing about this style is that I don't have to give a FUCK about perspective. or anatomy. or backgrounds.

[alexglitches]

if red son was in twisted wonderland he would have had, like, a bajillion heart attacks lmao

red son every hour of the day in twst lmao ^

#he's like; "how can these peasants be so FUCKING STUPID #twisted wonderland #twst #twst wonderland #red son #lmk red son #lmk red boy

[angryisokay]

the adult illiteracy problem isn't just an inability to read.

it's an unwillingness to read. to seek information. to comprehend and think critically about what they're being told.

and that's a major contributor to the 'shits fucked' situation everyone finds themselves in.

#what's more amazing is how much of the internet is text that you have to read #but they still won't fucking read #access to insane amounts of information and you're dumber than a middle ages peasant