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#a full year...holy shit
andisupreme · 2 months
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I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this
anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home
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wellsbering · 1 year
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the one aspect of american culture that i will defend to my last breath is the recent high school tradition of taking the practice SAT, signing the page that says "you're not allowed to tell ANYONE what's on this test even when it's over", and then immediately flooding tumblr with highly specific memes about the content of said test
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3amsnek · 1 year
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a very merry birth to our most logical boy :]
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reblogs >> likes!! don’t like if you don’t reblog!
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compacflt · 8 months
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the thought of icemav celebrating christmas together makes me a bit crazy. what do they give each other???
usually nothing . That’s kind of a big deal. in the 80s/90s they’d (reluctantly) celebrate Christmas with carole and bradley (who took that shit kinda seriously) so they wouldn’t really do anything by themselves. Maybe go out for a nice clandestine dinner just cause. After Carole dies and Bradley’s papers get pulled from the academy, ice’s low key newfound interest in celebrating christmas is one of his many many ways to try and normalize relations between him & maverick and try to improve their relationship in the conspicuous absence of the rest of their family. but yes he does make an effort—as does mav—to take advantage of holiday time to be with him as often as possible so, though their schedules don’t always line up, after 2006 they spend about 3/4 xmases together
Ice has very few hobbies besides a.) lovingly working on his cars & plane and b.) reading, so he is exceptionally easy to shop for (as most hobbyless men are): nice tie pins, cufflinks, those unnecessarily expensive hardcover books about weird random topics you find in airport bookstores, fountain pens, nautical /aeronautical themed paperweights, nice leather watchbands etc. highbrow rich guy stuff
Maverick has sooooo many stupid little hobbies that each last between 4-6 months so he is ridiculously hard to shop for— “i thought you were into woodworking so i got you some tools :)!” “uh no that was in April. im trying to learn how to make wallets now” :( so mostly if ice ever gets him anything it’s usually just an expensive dinner date in the city or cash in a blank card or a blank signed check for airplane parts for the next year. Buy whatever you want idc <3
any and all gifts are given with extremely little fanfare PLEASE don’t make it a big deal… hidden around the house with a little “merry xmas!” note attached, or shoved into each others suitcases pre-leaving-for-navy-reasons, or unceremoniously dropped into one’s lap while he’s watching tv, “here you go,” “oh, this is nice, thanks!” Et cetera. love language of gifts/acts of service, but, like, very quietly.
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dawittiest · 5 months
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Destiel ~ WUTHERING HEIGHTS
♥ the inspiration for this by @kellyscabin ♥
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kaitaiga · 29 days
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I should also mention that I’m working on Damien’s ref sheet for 2024 and it should be out within the next few days hehe
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mothbbones · 5 months
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back six months after saying i should probably post my ocs at some point hi guys heres a fairy guy i've been working on they are incredibly normal
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miraculousbohemian · 18 days
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If I had a nickel for every time an Eurovision song reminded me of Xena and Gabrielle either with the lyrics or the singer did, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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anaalnathrakhs · 12 days
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im not saying its WORSE or anything but having permissive parents is also an incredibly weird kind of leash. i CAN do anything i want technically, and they'll accept it, but they'll also shit their pants in fear if i do anything but go to school and hang out downtown until 6pm. one time my mom INSISTED to come get me with the car less than a full kilometer away from home bc she was scared for me. and here i was, in my sluttiest outfit, sitting in my mom's car at 1am, because of course mother cannot go to sleep if the child is not back in the nest for tonight. i have a door to the outside in my room, i have the key, i can leave anytime i want. but i remember when i was fully nocturnal and i'd return from a little walk in the neighborhood at 5am and my mom would just look at me like i just told her i swallowed the whole medicine cabinet. i dont want to hurt my parents. i also dont want to be providing a detailed roadmap of everything i intend to do while out. that's what i mean when i say i feel like moving out would fix me.
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dhmis-autism · 28 days
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when it’s not a leap year, do you celebrate your bday on the 28th, or the 1st of march?
when it is not a leap year my family feels bad for me for not having a bday so they treat me like the Most Specialist Princess In Tha World on BOTH days !! :]
but that's just my family. admittedly, I've never met someone with my same birthday, so i have no idea if it's common or not!
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hexenjagd · 3 days
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Markings and side-markings rework. Have to do hands and legs too maybe... oh boy. Figured I'd put them together.
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feisaru · 8 months
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@soccerpunching you're genuinely one of the best people I've met here bc you like almost every media I like
Apropos fighting. Remember when Adora jumps on Catra at Prom. Just them rolling on the floor. I wanted to draw that but didn't get round to it. The scene had such an energy
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isdalinarhot · 23 days
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Dalinar age 12 felt the Thrill and killed a mercenary and he felt like he discovered the meaning of life. Dalinar age 14 managed to drink a shot of violet wine without throwing up and he felt like he discovered the meaning of life again. These two actions had dangerous consequences for Literally Everyone That Knew Him
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finchers-ipad · 4 months
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photographer: okay guys we are going to get some good shots of the Propaganda Film Founders, so if you could just all stand against the wall and face the camera *click* okay great! now let’s do a silly one where you all put your hands on the wall to look like you are bing arrested, but no one do a cunty pose okay?
Fincher: haha okayyy (lying)
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gotta-bail-my-quails · 2 months
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im about to get so much more annoying in point war
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sgrumby · 1 year
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When three big city reapers are sent to Candlenights, Maine, for Candlenights, the last thing they expect is to meet a cute, small town, zombie Santa... But he loves eating shoes, and they're too focused on their big city finance job of "delivering presents to every boy and girl in the world in one night." Can their love work without their husband slash brother slash roommate-coworker finding out?
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