#a gay who games

[magicmalcolm]

Not gonna lie, I do kinda wanna give Arzette: the Jewel of Faramore a try.

#i'm not sure how we reached a point of being nostalgic for the Philips CD-i Zelda games but here we are #arzette #arzette the jewel of faramore #this gayme boy is pondering #video games #gayme boy #a gay who games

[shangsclaws]

u ever been so gay that u just start walking in sync with ur gay lover as u scoff at another gay man suffering on the floor

#SHANG TSUNG #LEAVE SOME SASSY CATTY PETTY FOR THE LADIES? #LIKE I’M RIGHT HERE U GAY ASS SORCERER U NEED TO SHARE!! #my sides split at this I’m not kidding #WHO DOES HE THINK HE ISSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭 #mortal kombat #quan chi #Raiden #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #mk1 spoilers #mortal kombat 1 spoilers #video game #video #funny

[sunderwight]

disciple luo binghe, running errands for his shizun one day, somehow manages to be in the exact wrong (right) place at the exact wrong (right) time and catches shang qinghua meeting with mobei jun

in order to keep luo binghe from tattling right away, shang qinghua dissembles in a panic and claims that his clandestine meetings with mobei jun are happening because they're lovers and definitely not because shang qinghua is betraying the sect and handing their secrets over to demons in order to save his own hide. when that almost doesn't work, he also tells luo binghe that he knows he's part demon, and that if luo binghe rats him out then shang qinghua will take him down with him. mutually assured destruction

it works, and even though luo binghe threatens him quite a bit (jeez kid calm down, you might be the almighty protagonist but also you're like sixteen) he agrees to keep shang qinghua's fraternizing a secret. but if ANYTHING BAD should happen to the sect or especially to luo binghe's shizun because of this, luo binghe will take shang qinghua down even if it does ruin his life too

shang qinghua, now sweating even more bullets about the impending immortal alliance conference: cool! cool cool cool sounds great cool yeah

so shang qinghua can add "being blackmailed by the punk ass brat I sort of created" to his list of stress-inducing woes. which gets even worse when luo binghe keeps somehow sensing if mobei jun is around for more than a couple hours and showing up, and picking fights with him?? kind of??

wtf has the protagonist been taking tips from liu qingge or something...?

shang qinghua feels like he's gonna have a heart attack when mobei jun just snorts and tosses luo binghe by the scruff like he's an annoying yappy dog

mobei jun actually knows what's up though. teenage half-demon who has never been around his own kind has become spoiled by the lack of competition on this front, and now his hackles are all up because he wants to claim the whole mountain range as his territory, and his instincts are screaming at him to challenge mobei jun about it so that they can decide who is actually top dog. since mobei jun could easily kill him, especially with his blood sealed, and has been clawing rocks and pissing on trees along the borders of an ding peak since before luo binghe was born, he's clearly got seniority here

and since qinghua doesn't want mobei jun to just kill the little shit (fair enough -- that sealed bloodline does look kind of interesting) that means it's up to mobei jun to teach him how to do things like interact with other demons without making a complete fool of himself. lesson one: what to do when you challenge someone out of your league and they win, assuming they don't just kill you

so luo binghe reluctantly gains another demon tutor

meng mo actually approves. he's been out of the loop on demon high society for a long time, and has lacked a body for long enough too that he's forgotten a lot of the particulars of socializing. it'll be good for luo binghe to pick up some manners that aren't just silly human tea ceremonies and things. maybe he'll start addressing meng mo more respectfully for a change!

(lol no)

luo binghe is partly like "I don't need to learn demon social skills since I'm spending the rest of my life as a disciple of qing jing peak" but partly like, well, if shizun knew about this and didn't freak out about it, he'd probably say that knowledge is power and learning how to handle politics and diplomacy of all kinds is important. and despite himself luo binghe is also interested, because this is a whole perspective on his own nature that he's never really gotten advice about

also, mobei jun is the lover of shang qinghua? mobei jun is a demon who successfully seduced a cang qiong peak lord? does he have any advice about that?

(he does -- all of it very bad)

anyway all of this sort of fucks up the immortal alliance conference developments really good, so the system kind of gives up and settles on some other big transformative achievements that luo binghe has to complete in order to be suitably heroic

but shen qingqiu has no idea and so the reprieve just seems to come out of nowhere until several years later, when he walks in on luo binghe with his claws out and huadian gleaming in the company the demon king of the northern desert, the two of them playing weiqi or something while they wait for shang qinghua to get back from some random logistics crisis he had to rush off to

shen qingqiu: ...?!?

luo binghe, panicking: wait shizun I can explain it's not what it looks like SHIZUN I SWEAR I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU PLEASE DON'T BE MAD--!

shen qingqiu: all this time I thought you were sneaking out to meet a girl, and this was what you were doing instead?!

luo binghe: WHAT?? shizun no I'd never do that I swear I don't even like girls!

shen qingqiu: that's not -- wait what do you mean you don't even like girls?!

mobei jun, unperturbed and still focused on the weiqi board: he's gay

#svsss #scum villain's self saving system #bingqiu #moshang #most anticlimactic reveal of all time #luo binghe had several plans for how to do it but he kept chickening out at the last minute #so now he's gonna get all his secrets randomly outed by a bored mobei jun who is mad at losing a board game #while sqq's brain keeps stopping and restarting trying to figure out what to freak out about first #lbh: it's the demon thing oh no he's upset about the demon thing #sqq: already knew the demon thing and is circling the drain around 'gay' and 'mobei jun is here' instead #sqq: wait is the girl he's been meeting MOBEI JUN???

[morally-gray101]

My religion is kevin offering to watch neil so he can drink on thanksgiving. In french. And then nicky going "omg neil is making the face kevin can be nice?????!?!??!" Which is hilarious because it implies that Neil really isn't as stone cold as he thinks, and he basically canonically reacts like a deer in headlights whenever someone does ANYTHING remotely nice for him.

matt: oh neil i bought this soda i know you like when i went to the store earlier

neil:

#aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #neil josten #nicky hemmick #kevin day #neil is such a mood #you care???? #no way that's legit #forever being shocked to find people care #no matter who it is #yes he is traumatised #he's also my child #what about it #aftg shitpost

[itbemoonchild]

God I love watching people trying to do math

#listen I’m a gay who can do math #it’s my one contribution #I found this soooo funny #literally rewatched it like 50 times #and I haven’t seen anyone else upload it so here #gays trying to do math #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #dapg #dan and phil games #amazingphil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire

[the-gay-cousin-666]

I imagine the Foxes watching a horror movie and Neil randomly going "that's not what happens when you gut a man." in the middle of a gore scene. Just completely blank-faced.

And then he's confused why the others are looking at him weird instead of watching the movie.

#except for Aaron who just nods in agreement #entirely unrealistic portrayal of insides #takes you out of the moment doesn't it #aftg #neil josten #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #aftg memes #all for the gay #the kings men #the raven king #aaron minyard #andreil #palmetto state foxes #aftg shitpost

[pinkd3mon]

Star Allies Guest Star teams

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #taranza #king dedede #meta knight #magolor #susie kirby #bandana dee #welcome to Kirbtober where I'll post one shitpost per day #what do you get when you combine someone who likes to joke a bit too much and two people with dead relatives #you get what you fucking deserve /j #you guys don't know how much star allies mean to me #the character interaction potential #nothing fucking happens in-game but in my mind everything happens ñ #don't worry hal I know what you were cooking i get you... #in scale of power it's first Taranza then Magolor then Susie #but i feel like in a scale of bullying/strong will is Susie then Magolor then Taranza #magolor comes out as gay and susie says 'in that outfit?' #susie probably treats Taranza as a poor little meow meow and Taranza finds it condescending #but it's a cute girl paying him attention what's he gonna say?? stop?? #that cute girl is also a lesbian but Taranza needs to count his victories no matter how small they are #star allies may not be perfect but it gave me the triple threat team and for that it gave me decades of content #what else can i ask from my blorbos #meta knight is up on a star block because he has a complex #he likes to feel tall

[anintroverteddarling]

I was in the mood so here, a short fan comic of these two gaes

#dead plate #dead plate game #vince charbonneau #rody lamoree #rody x vincent #theyre gay your honor #I dont have info if Rody is canonically bi #I do know Vince is hella gay #this might as well be a continuation of the other one I made #I have an AU idea actually but haven't got around to write it #fan comic #dead plate comic #might make a short animation about these two who knows #dead plate spoilers #tw blood #tw cannibalism

[knuckleblaster]

#ultrakill #dev #id in alt #who would have EVER guessed this of arsi “guy gets his ass beat so hard he has a gay awakening: the game” patala?

[mblue-art]

hhappy pocky day 11/11!! here's some self-indulgence ft oreo man///

#mblue art #self insert #cross!sans #forgive the cursing but oh my god im so fucking gay for cross what is this doki doki bullshit (it is 3am) #'just a quick doodle' i said; hrs earlier #'hey lets try to color it more actually' - 'oh no its cute' #anyway bless references 🙏 glad they exist #also unFAIR a pocky game AND a kabedon??? WOW this is what i get for giving him 2 boxes of choco and cookies and cream pocky??? smfh #its like he cranked up his rizz meter and went all in #ok im shutting up before the brain filter yeets outta my head #guys forgive my 3am sleep deprived brain it's running on simp fuel istg #@ that friend who encouraged me to draw the idea you know who u are (index pointing emoji) #pocky #CM

[magicmalcolm]

feel like pure shit, just want Suikoden back.

#welp time to break out the Vita for break time Suikoden playing #suikoden #suikoden ii #suikoden 2 #genso suikoden #psone #playstation #sony playstation #psvita #playstation vita #jrpg #jrpgs #video games #gayme boy #a gay who games

[amber-laughs]

agot is so hard if you’re a jon snow understander because it’s just “adults in my life abuse me and i feel unwanted, unloved and unfit to live. i’m treated as a second class citizen even by those who have no standing at all even though i deserve it for the crime of Being Born Against My Will. i am my father’s greatest shame and he has rightfully sentenced me to life imprisonment but i shall always yearn for his undeserved love like the greedy bastard they all say i am” and everyone around him just says “awww you gonna cry now you little bitch?” and then BOOM! some girl on twitter is writing an 18 tweet thread about how he’s ungrateful that catelyn didn’t make him sleep in the dungeons and feed him only dog food or something

#only those who love jon can call him a spoiled brat #and i often do. trust. #this is a little bit benjen hate tho #but i still support him in being jon’s gay uncle that he accidentally outs on instagram live #jon snow #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #game of thrones

[lemonboyjosten]

#my emotional support gays and mafias #romance between a tiny feral blond who wields a knife better than i do my own hand and ginger runaway who’s mouth can kill reputations #found family #aftg #andreil #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #tfc #trk #tkm #nora sakavic #aftg memes #gay #lgbtq #aftg series #aftg fandom #aftg shitpost

[gekiuge]

its crazy to have hands capable of drawing tomura and halsin from bg3 in the same place, dont ya think? hehehehe

#gekiugeart #fanart #digital art #bnha #art #mha #shigaraki tomura #anime #bg3 #bg3 halsin #baldur's gate 3 #boku no hero #my hero academia #hes a streamer go sub!!! #who told him to play this game its like yea go slay 3 dudes in between of playing a gay simulator!!! #i absolutely love halsin can you tell

[aledethanlast]

So here's the thing about Minyard and Josten: they've got something fucking weird going on, Minyard's captain can't figure out what it is.

The press call it a rivalry but he will eat his hat the day Minyard looks like he's happier being on the court than watching paint dry, so it can't be that.

That's not to say Minyard isn't fucking gold as a goalie. But during post practice talks it's very clear that he and the coaches have reached some sort of agreement on the axis of "If my contract had included some sort of save minimum I would hit it and walk off the court."

Except. Except. The captain is the only one on the team who saw what happened last week during the away game. They were getting their asses handed to them and Russo is biting it in the goal when suddenly, Neil fucking Josten is there. No hello, no how are ya, no explanation to why he's at their bench instead of three states away with his own team. No, he's just suddenly standing there, in front of Minyard, and the two are staring each other down like they're trying to telepathically generate cold fusion.

And then Minyard says, "The fuck do you want now." Which is kinda rude.

And Josten says "Your team is getting their ass beat. Which isn't a surprise, you guys are basically the bottom of the division." Which is very rude!

And Minyard says, "Stop stating the obvious. What do you want."

And Josten says, "You just told me to stop stating the obvious."

And then Minyard, who JUST played a full half, turns to Coach Lamm and goes "Put me in there, and swap Aquilar for Mitchell on the backline." And Lamm does, because this is the first piece of proof they have that Minyard actually knows any of their names.

And then he spends the last twenty minutes of the game plus overtime getting them a one point victory. And while Minyard hasn't directly threatened them, there seems to be another standing agreement to never, ever mention that this happened.

Long story short at the next national banquet he asks Kevin Day if they're hate fucking and the guy just says not to worry about it so. Who knows.

#all for the game #the foxhole court #aftg #andrew minyard #originally this post was about Kevin losing his sanity trying to stay out of the black hole that is the Andreil weirdness aura #obviously this is a futile endeavor seeing as how he is the supernova that caused it but hey who are we to deny a man his delusions #if he doesn't wanna admit he catalyzed the gay love affair that killed a mafia boss and sold him to one direction then that's on him

[bigcatbulges]

Source - ff_igarashi

(Artist's Fanbox)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry bulge #gay furry pits #gay furry hrothgar #artists twitter above #i love hrothgars so much and hate thay i have to play ff14 online to play as mine #let me play a farming and dating sim game where my hroth named gucci falls in love with a buff man who runs the villages flower store #i know they have a farming sim in the game i dont care i dislike the fetch quest game that has overly complicated mechanics