#a golden human being

[drabbles-of-writing]

more memes from the ghostly Golden Guards but now they’re finale flavored

the ghosts are Luz’s own personal hype team and I just know they went through the widest possible range of emotions. first they’re mourning that Luz died and she’s probably not gonna be a ghost with them, then they’re hollering that she’s back to life, and then they’re howling like deranged monkeys as she beats Belos to a PULP. felt more emotion in those ten minutes than they had in their entire living lives

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

#the owl house #toh #watching and dreaming #toh spoilers #memes #toh memes #golden guard #previous golden guards #ghosts #ghost golden guards #caleb wittebane #emperor belos #philip wittebane #luz noceda #threw in some regular guard memes for a bit #i might make more #specifically about their titan god apparently being this tiny little kid that. calebs great-something granddaughter adopted #all them whooping in belos's face that the titan whom hes been desecrating has a kid and that kid is gonna kill him so bad #'was i supposed to know the titan was an actual guy and not an allegory or was i just supposed to watch the human come back to life myself'

[captainmera]

The moon... <(🌕-🌕)>

The new chapter is out! (finally)

And a little extra sneaky peaky heheh.. ;'D

#toh #the owl house #toh camila #toh hunter #camila noceda #hunter noceda #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #grimwalker #what if grimwalkers were like little werewolf-frankenstein monsters #grimwalkers being werewolfy as an allegory for ptsd #like how Eda's curse is also an allegory #toh season 3 #ttt season 3 #ttt #toh human realm #hunter the golden guard #the golden guard

[astrolavas]

wolf shirt

(based on dana terrace’s recent hunter art on ig LMAOO)

#hunter wearing stupid ugly graphic t-shirts is now CANON i LOVE VINDICATIONNNNNNNNNN thank u dana #the owl house #toh art #hunter toh #toh hunter #also the implications that dana art has.. cuz. hunter having a t-shirt that looks like sth str8 outta eda's human junk closet #and interacting/being friends with hooty......... ' #and ''an idea that didn't make it into s2''................... was hunter. was he going to stay at the owl house #had it not been for s3 being shortened.. WOULD WE BE GETTING OWL HOUSE HUNTER????? WOULD WE- #when i see that mouse i SWEAR- #my art #fanart #hunter #hunter wittebane #golden guard #the golden guard #it's 3am but i just. Had to rush this lmaoo

[takitori67]

Can you draw arjuna and junao with their outfits switched??🙏🏻

Sure!

#'why is arjuna covering his titties? is it because youre bad at drawing nipples?' ehehehe nah probably not because of that hehe...🚶‍♀️ #i'd like to think junao is enthralled of everything his original self gives to/shares with him btw he's like. thinking about spinning in #that big coat. like a princess trying new dress yknow #this also got me taking a good look at their references again. juna is so formal neat and clean everything about him screams #perfection and professionalism imo #junao is much more 'breezy'?. more skin exposed idk how to say it ig it certainly makes him look more boyish than arjuna but only in 3rd asc #as i see it #also divined as well for all that golden armory #even though arjuna was talked about stuff like being 'endowed hero' and has that bond ce showing his treasury he just has the humble look... #once again idk how to say it but i mean. you can see hes very human. you can see the concept of man and god there in their outfits and i #think its neat. so very neat. amazing rly #anon ask #fgo #arjuna #arjuna alter #yes this is consider #junajuna #too #ttls gallery

[gitfiles]

Barbie and Ken ❤️❤️

#margot robbie #ryan gosling #golden globes #barbie #ken #perfect human beings

[lollytea]

I'm never shutting up about this

#toh spoilers #im SORRY but you dont get how happy this makes me #the moment i saw his face i said ''bi'' and its one of those headcanons ive been deeply attached to #and i want to cry thinking about how he KNOWS. He knows hes bi. #hunter the golden guard is fully aware that hes bisexual and he wears a little pride flag patch #i KNOW this doesnt actually prove anything but SHUSH. I like it #im fully dumping my prior headcanons to hunter being unaware of his own orientation until recently because i like this better #hes always been aware. its just been a fact to him. same as being blond or named hunter. #its not something hes ever had to think deeply about. it just Is #but its probably not until luz came out that he learned that being bi in the human realm was an entirely different thing to back home #and i can imagine him personalizing this garment of his and its like #hunter: its MINE. i want to patch it full of stuff that i like. stuff that represents me. #luz: hmmm. sorry hunter. ive only got these two patches to choose from. good witch azura and the bi rainbow #hunter: i guess the rainbow works. that represents me. gimme!! #luz: ....the bi rainbow...represents you...? #hunter: yeah?? #luz: YOURE BI??? #hunter: YEAH??? #luz: sorry its just...you never mentioned it...not that you HAVE to mention it but-- #hunter: *shrugs* never came up.

[anathemafiction]

So I'm thinking. Can we choose later on whether Romanus was scared of Neia, or are they always gonna be scared at the beginning? 🤔 Like, maybe feeling shocked because oh, isn't she supposed to be like, dead?

The visage of Neia, the Dawnseeker, standing where she shouldn't stand, with a dead man's blood on her sword is a vision straight out of Romanus' worst nightmare.

You are more than scared, you're close to terrified — and the text doesn't leave that interpretation on purpose.

How you respond to that fear, is up to you. You can recover quickly, even fight her, but you will always feel dread when you first lay eyes on Neia.

Romanus' fear of her and, especially, of the Inquisition, is something intrinsic to their character and not decided by the reader. But, as Ned Stark once said: "The only time a man can be brave is when he is afraid."

#some things aren't costumized by the player #Feeling scared is a part of being human #and romanus because of their backstory is TERRIFIED of the Inquisition #And neia was the face of the Inquisition #you will feel scared #plus... she is a giant muscular mean lady #Neia #The Golden Rose #MC

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

Did you see the part where Meg was annoyed that only dogs can be qualified to be service medical dogs? lol guess she's mad a bird can't be a service cardic arrest animal. Once again pulled up the "people think only DOGS can be trained to do this!!! How dare they!!!" *grumbling about mammalian bias* argument. I'm sorry Meg but your fucking bird or a rabbit cannot be a service animal for the blind or anything that dogs have be bred to do

me when they won’t let my service crocodile into Walmart:

#Dogs are favored because they have been domesticated for thousands of years and selectively bred for extremely specific behaviors #they also have heightened hearing and smell that can allow them to detect certain medical emergencies early #and because a dog can be predictably trained to not attack someone #yes you can train a Komodo dragon to perform a lot of what is asked of dogs #but as a wild animal guess what #they are more likely to attack someone because they are more likely to perceive normal human behavior as a threat #and even domesticated non-mammals just generally aren’t built for a lot of what a service animal needs #what would a service pigeon do for you exactly #and even if it could do something to help you it’s still a pigeon and if you take it outside there is a very present chance #of a hawk plucking it off your shoulder as dinner #generally don’t need to worry about a golden retriever being carried away by eagles #not to mention dogs being able to be potty trained which. Many animals cannot reliably be #even rodents and other small mammals can’t generally since they don’t have voluntary bladder control

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

congruent of d'deridahn

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #art #illustration #redacted vega #redacted carpe deus #carpe deus #back to factory settings baby!!!!!!!! #yall are in my house now so im telling you about design choices #vega being first out the oven makes him a very special boy so he gets white horns instead of red #his hair is white and longer because he hasnt had the chance to learn what a haircut is yet #i just think its neat when inhuman 'holy' characters have white as a key colour #his eyes are red like d'deridahn's and they eventually fade to gold #in my heart all d(a)emons started with solid scleras and irises in their respective colour #but the more they embraced (*) humanity the more their eyes shifted to match human ones #par exemple if vega didnt have a death grip on his identity his eyes would probably be normal golden brown ones #his scars (which he kept to be scary and unsettle people because he could 100% just heal them) are gone #and he's got d'deridahn's face markings #huh? #oh yeah the bathroom is upstairs and to the left

[itlovesinthewoods]

And if I say Cas and Gabe already have feeings for each other? And that Cas fell first (not that they know) and Gabe fell harder (kinda knows but it has them crying throwing up pulling out their hair sobbing)?

#cas just knows that ever since they saw gabe they wanted to annoy the shit out of them and push their every button #and strip away their golden persona and expose their ugly side that they keep hidden #(and be slammed to a wall by them and railed) #(who said that) #on the other hand gabe has hated cas and want them dead ever since they saw them and then during id they find out that #cas is capable of good and love and protects mc and also shows a different side of being a vampire #and helps them realise that being a vampire is more complex than they thought #and with them gabe is able to let go and be mean and petty and angry #they don’t have to be perfect #or overcompensate in order to feel human (and not a monster) #and cas is exciting and fun and makes gabe more comfortable to get loose and break the rules #and now gabe is holding their head in their hands and banging their fists against the walls and ugly sobbing #because what the FUCK do you mean that they’re attracted CAS HARLOW (derogatory)(more affectionate than they’re comfortable with) #‘fell harder’ meaning that it’s hitting HARD for gabe #gabe/cas #cas/gabe #immortal desires #gabe x cas #cas x gabe #cas harlow #gabe adalhard

[gundamcalibarney]

i miss the funny trains

#core’s art #ttte #thomas the tank engine #ttte humanized #golden whistle au #ttte edward #ttte henry #ttte gordon #ttte rosie #ttte rebecca #ttte boco #ttte james #(sorry but skarloey and emily wont be tagged on account of being Extra shitposty 😔)

[lees-chaotic-brain]

here's the difference between my ex and my current bf:

my ex tried to initiate stuff while i was sleeping even though i had explicitly told him i didn't feel comfortable yet (that was the end of our relationship)

i fell asleep in my current bf's bedroom, and got woken up bc he was trying to roll the two of us into a blanket burrito

like, this is the type of tomfoolery bullshit i want in a relationship

#lee's brain needs help #random personal thought #i love him his actually the sweetest human being #golden retriever bf fr fr tho

[norringtondeservestheworld]

Detroit: Become Human -> Favorite Character -> Simon

“You’re lost.. Just like the rest of us.. We didn’t ask for this. All we can do now is deal with it.”

#detroit: become human #detroit become human #dbh #dbh simon #simon pl600 #ben lambert #YOU ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO ME #I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH #in a platonic way though #he deserved so much better than what he got #my baby #there isn't enough simon in dbh and this is 100% cage's fault #also #with his golden hair and his blue eyes he could totally be jaime and brienne's son #if only he wasn't.. a robot #no jokes his eyes are insane #I could totally see him being related to brienne #maybe ben lambert and gwendoline christie can do a movie or a series where they are siblings??? #one can hope lol #anyways protect this cinnamon roll for ever #the way he is so good at heart and brave and badass and kind and loyal??? #all the times he sacrifices himself #crying

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Perhaps the greatest contradiction in our lives, the hardest to handle, is the knowledge 'There was a time when I was not alive, and there will come a time when I am not alive.' On one level, when you 'step out of yourself' and see yourself as 'just another human being', it makes complete sense. But on another level, perhaps a deeper level, personal nonexistence makes no sense at all. All that we know is embedded inside our minds, and for all that to be absent from the universe is not comprehensible. This is a basic undeniable problem of life; perhaps it is the best metaphorical analogue of Gödel's Theorem. When you try to imagine your own nonexistence, you have to try to jump out of yourself, by mapping yourself onto someone else. You fool yourself into believing that you can import an outsider's view of yourself into you... though you may imagine that you have jumped out of yourself, you never can actually do so.

― Douglas Hofstadter, Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid p 146 (1979

[Robert Scott Horton]

#Douglas Hofstadter #Godel Escher Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid #quotes #human #human being

[owlbeastly]

Favorite TOH Frames (1/?)

#toh #the owl house #gus porter #willow park #amity blight #hunter the golden guard #they look so precious here #i need a whole ass season of just them being kids in the human world #disney come back and fiz your bs right now #i wanna squeeze their cheeks #nobody touch my children #favorite toh frames

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

i love hunter very much it’s clear he’s an incredibly powerful witch in his own right, he’s a tough kid & he did walk of an assassination attempt that one time so it’s clear not a lot phases him but i truly believe that any joke about “what modern day invention would kill at 18th century peasant” applies to him as well. luz tries to introduce him to human things because being cloned from a wittebane means in some weird way he’s half human now so she gives him soda & it immediately gives him the hiccups & he assumes he’s been poisoned

#the owl house #hunter toh #the golden guard #i think eda has a lot of human music that doesnt really have a boiling isles equivilent #bc she likes to show them to raine & see if they can replicate it #but a lot of those end up being like. hyperpop & stuff #which would absolutely cause physical damage to the guy who grew up in a fantasy christian military #aster speaks