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angeart · 4 days
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scarian cuddles for ben <3 @xoxo-ren-xoxo
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my-burnt-city · 1 year
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timothy john bartlett, you are the funniest man i have ever seen in my life and the show is going to be so much more solemn without you
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hansomang · 2 years
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those moments with gyeo rye and tae sik...
my heart is full
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cass1x1 · 2 years
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ethan/noah: ❝ when i’m with you i feel like myself. i feel like every side of me is present and accepted. and i feel good about it— i feel good about who i am when i’m with you. ❞
There were degrees of cheating, as far as Ethan understood it. They were all bad, but somehow having sex with someone else was a worse sort of bad than just kissing. Where he'd fallen on the spectrum, lately, he couldn't say. It was probably personal, and he couldn't well ask Barry without opening further complications. How bad is my cheating right now? Does it matter that you're cheating? Does it matter that you cheated first? Does it matter that I started because I wanted to understand? That I don't think that's what I'm doing anymore?
His fingers twirled a lock of Noah's hair between themselves, the movement absentminded and habitual. His hands were always busy, especially when his mind was also busy. Hearing Noah's be open like that--it didn't make Ethan feel guilty the way it ought to. He didn't think, I feel bad about who I am when I'm with you. That would be the right thing to feel, but he didn't.
Instead, what Ethan felt was a mix of pride--that he was someone Noah felt safe to be vulnerable with--and frustration--that he couldn't offer her the uncomplicated relationship she deserved. It was selfish, maybe, or just stupid, but he still... He wasn't ready to consider what that would mean for him. Couldn't trust himself to know that he wanted that.
Instead, he could only offer this: quiet moments together, lying in bed fully clothed, enjoying the intimacy of being in someone's company in the liminal hours of the night. He pressed a chaste kiss to her forehead, tucking her further into his chest. "I accept you," he whispered against her forehead, knowing full well it would be cruel to ask the same in return.
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monsterblogging · 1 month
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"I know JK Rowing is a terrible person but her books are so good-"
You sure about that?
I mean, just for a start, have you taken a good look at her fantasy creatures lately? A whole bunch of them are straight-up based on malicious and dehumanizing stereotypes about actual people.
Remember the werewolves? And being a werewolf was made into a kind of metaphor for having AIDS?
And you know how AIDS was first associated with gay men? And how conservatives back in the day were claiming gay men were preying on children in order to convert them to gayness?
Remember how Fenrir Greyback preyed on children in particular? Yeah, she put that subtext in there. She was an adult in the 90's. She knew damn well what she was doing.
Remember the house elves? Remember how most of them loved to serve and needed to have a home and a master or else they just wouldn't know what to do with themselves?
Did you know that's literally what slavers in the American South said about the Black people they kept enslaved? Go look up the happy slave myth.
Do I even need to get into the goblins and the antisemitic tropes they're based on? No, folkloric goblins were not gold-hoarding bankers waiting for their chance to stab humanity in the back.
"But the characters are so good!"
Are you kidding me?
Most of her characters are pretty one-dimensional, including Harry. Her idea of making a morally complicated character is giving a tragic past to a bully. Numerous characters are little more than stereotypes. (Looking at Fleur right now.) Literally anybody, including you, can easily make dozens of characters just as good, if not better. (It doesn't exactly take a lot of character designing skill to go, "hey, actually, having a sad backstory doesn't make it okay to bully children" or "hey, maybe I should not base a character on the first stereotype that pops into my head.")
"But the rest of the worldbuilding!"
Sorry, but her worldbuilding is just as basic as her characters. Magical castles and secret passages are stock tropes. Magical people who keep their true nature secret from humanity is the premise of pretty much every White Wolf TTRPG. Most of her fantasy creatures are just common European fairy tale and folklore creatures with shitty stereotypes projected onto them.
I'm not saying "basic worldbuilding bad." I'm saying, you could do just as good, if not better, with minimal effort.
Also there's her magical bioessentialism, where only Harry's abusive blood relatives could provide him with supernatural protection from Voldemort. Rowling thus effectively declared that non-biological family isn't quite real family, and that abusive biofamily can give you some essential thing that a loving, supportive family that isn't related to you just can't.
The Hogwarts houses are one of the most insidious elements of her worldbuilding. The idea of being sorted gives you a little dopamine hit because wow now you have a li'l niche where you belong!
But the actual function of the houses and sorting system and the House Cup is teaching children to see each other as rivals, and ensure that the most toxic views of the upper class get passed on to every new batch of kids sorted into Slytherin.
Hogwarts effectively prepares children for a dystopia where magic serves to distract its citizens from how nightmarishly awful it is. Economic inequality is so bad that people like Arthur and Molly Weasley can barely afford to put their kids through school, casual sadism is just an accepted norm in everyday society, and non-humans are second class citizens. Rowling sorta acts like she thinks this is a bad thing with certain lines she gave to Dumbledore, but in the end, her special boy protagonist becomes an auror; IE, a defender of the status quo. So.
If you've never seen it, Lily Simpson's video goes into even more detail on how the worldbuilding of Harry Potter is actually incredibly fucked up, and how it betrays small-minded attitudes on Rowling's part. There's no separating the art from this artist, because Rowling's rotten values pour out of nearly every page.
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Yes, there are many things in Harry Potter that evoke feelings and inspire people, but there's absolutely nothing in it that this series has a monopoly on. You can find those same experiences in much, much better media.
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homestarlegacy · 9 months
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Strong Bad makes Homestar cry.
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loveephia · 1 year
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the miya twins having a crush on the same girl.
content: (🦷) tooth-rotting fluff, my poor humor (i'm sorry 😔), them fighting over you, you can pick who you end up with, suna is in the scenarios, timeskip.
⚠ warning/s: manga spoilers.
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HEADCANONS
they're like two puppies when it comes to you and your love RAAAAAAHGHHHGH
whatever you're interested in, they're trying to learn more about it so that they can see your eyes sparkle when the topic is brought up
when you're at their games and cheering for one twin, the other gets MADLY COMPETITIVE
THEY'RE ON THE SAME TEAM YET YOU SEE THEM THROWING HANDS ON THE COURT
when you want to watch atsumu warm up, he exclusively lets you!!
what i mean by "exclusively" is that he doesn't let his fangirls in the gym. LOL
he does all these cool tricks, flexes his muscles, and goes all out in practice matches, just to see your adorably shocked face
when you forget your lunch, osamu would be willing to share his with you!!
osamu can't keep his mind off of the fact that you're eating from the same chopsticks as him, which means that that's an indirect kiss 😭
down atrocious
when they're both sitting next to you on the bus and you've drifted off to sleep, the twins are wondering whose shoulder you'll rest on for the entirety of the trip
if you've lost something, say, as something as simple as a pencil or eraser, the boys come running to your side in a flash with the needed item
both of them never ended up confessing, in chance of hurting the other twin, so you never knew about how they felt
until one day, suna had tattle-taled on them a few years after graduating
one twin ended up losing feelings
while the other's remained
ATSUMU MIYA (SCENARIO)
"wait, what?" you said as suna instantly closed his mouth shut. even osamu's jaw had slackened at the middle blocker's little slip-up.
"well.. i—!" atsumu panics, trying to find the words, while osamu drags suna away to give you two some privacy. osamu knew atsumu's feelings. he just hopes it's requited. atsumu merely sighs, "it was just a li'l crush from a while back, nothin' major!"
"how long ago?"
"..high school."
your eyes widen at his hesitant answer.
then came silence. silence, which was slowly killing atsumu. it's unlike him to stay this quiet for so long, osamu may think.
"what a shame.." you start, staring at your glass of water in the slightest hint of sadness, "i guess you could say that i had a little crush on you from a while back, too."
now it's atsumu's turn to be shocked, "huh, since when?!"
"high school." you smile.
OSAMU MIYA (SCENARIO)
"oh." were the first words suna muttered after he had let out one of the twins' most trusted secret on (an honest) accident. atsumu was nonetheless, frozen like a brick in place. while osamu's expression was mortified.
atsumu's eyes flickered rapidly from osamu to you, worried for what's about to happen between you two's relationship. suna had read the room, so before atsumu can worry any further, suna drags him away against his own will.
you turned to osamu, "judging from suna and atsumu's reaction.. i'm gonna assume that it's true?"
"..maybe." he meekly replies, wiping the table with a used rag to ease his nerves. "are you disappointed?" osamu asks a bold question that even he doesn't want the answer to.
"yes."
osamu's heart drops.
"because i had also liked you back." you confess, mischeviously poking his cheek in the process, "too bad that you don't like me now, though. otherwise, we could've been dating, then happily married, with a nice little family of our own."
you've never seen osamu's face redden this fast before. it's amusing. "now, hold on—!"
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© lowercase intended | loveephia
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xxoxobree · 7 months
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Episode 001
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This is a collab between me and @hiimayee 🥰 hope you guys like our silly little “show” 🫶🏽
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Pack your bags spider crew and join us on a all new season of Spiderverse: Reality Rift. Join us as we gather a diverse group of strangers? and drop them into a luxurious mansion. Will they get along ? Or will they tare reality apart ? Find out as we meet our cast.
Miles Morales.
Wassup everybody, I’m Miles Morales Brooklyns one and only Spider-Man and I’m excited to be here , it’s gonna be weird with all the cameras but. *shrugs* Hi mom if you’re watching this. How do I feel about being in a house with the other spiders? I just hope it’s a fun time.
Hobie Brown.
Wa Gwan fam, Names Hobie and I’m just here for the absolute madness that’s about to happen. I’m not into all the cameras and the fame but they asked me and reh teh teh I’m here. How do I feel about being in the house with other people? *laughs* should be fun innit ?
Miles G. Morales
Yuuuurrrrr!!!! It’s ya boy , I go by a lot of names but you, you can call me The Prowler and I’m here to turn this house up. I’m definitely here for all the cameras, mayne I’m Handsome as hell look at me *smiles*, besides that it wouldn’t be a show without me. How do I feel about being in a house with other people? I’m cool long as no one touch me or my stuff and that’s all imma say
Margo Kess:
"aight so what i'm understandin' is ima be livin with three hispanics, two of them deranged, and a snowbunny? wow. this is gonna be hella insteresting. but yk whats good, it's m-a-r-g to the o in the houseee! !!"
Miguel o'hara + Hobie brown + Lyla:
"my name is miguel o'hara. i am spiderman 2099-"
"cut allat fuckin bullshit, bruv!! no need to be so formal this reality tv. oi ladies, don't get so invested in this one, he's a li'le bit of a bitch and likes to throw tantrums around teenagers. sad its one of his hobbies, innit?"
"LYLA CAN YOU-"
"uh oh, here comes your assistant."
"its hobie, can't do nothin about it."
Gwen “The Snowbunny” Stacy.
"name's gwen stacy! uhh, don't know most of the people here but it should be interesting. plus. im getting a little bonus outta this 'cause i'm homeless and all. also i heard there's another miles? sounds pretty cool in my opinion!"
Will the Miles’ Get along ? Is Gwen really a snow bunny. why does Miguel throw tantrums around teenagers? Find out in the next episode of Spiderverse:Reality Rift.
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finleyforevermore · 4 months
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A collection of out of context quotes from Off-Book: The Improvised Musical Podcast because it is criminally underrated and more people need to know about it:
"Relax, you're at the lake-[WHEEZE]"
"My name's not Vanessa, it's Li'l Fossil!"
"Who do I gotta eat to be king of this town?"
"I'm an empath, but I'm not good at it."
"It's hard to be married to a guy that everyone respects."
"I'm going to smoke several packs of cigarettes!"
"Congratulations, you successfully stole that baby!"
"Everyone get your sweaters off."
"I was about to be inwardly sad, but outwardly brave."
"What do you mean "he's fine"? He's dead!"
"She's as stupid as that Sally Fields!"
"We're all gonna die soon."
"Buy a stupid little sack for your baby!"
"When you're looking at a microwave, that's not a microwave, it's basically dirt!"
"It's you!....say what you are!"
"When you were born, you came tumbling out."
"You can't just call upon a Ratatouille, like, a Ratatouille has to happen to you, you know?"
"Which war was it?"
"Tombathy, if I wanted a silver gear, I would have been born a poor person!"
"I don't know you anymore. I'm famous now."
"I gotta take a sip of liquid death-"
"But honestly, you know what might solve that?: patricide."
"How does a hot chocolate man have his own camera?"
"You can't stop the war that's about to begin!"
"My best friend is a 6 foot tall mouse!"
"I haven't heard you call me 'treasure' since 1992." "Yeah, that's probably when you started calling me John."
"Julia Roberts knows how to not upstage."
"Yeah, fuck you pigeon, I don't like you at all."
"Which came first? My dreams or these eggs?"
"No, it's because my father broke everything that started with K in the house one Christmas."
"No one's ever seen your face except for your wife? How did you grow up?" [....QUEUE SONG]
"I now pronunce this high school...dead."
"Stop that baby! She's headed to the stairs!
"You wanna know the story with Santa and his marriage?"
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my-burnt-city · 1 year
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today i am mostly just being maudlin about the fact that conor looks like he is never coming back from shanghai, i'm very grateful for all the time i have been able to spend with him during faust and masque of the red death and duchess of malfi and the drowned man, but i do now wish i'd made more of an effort to face the crowds and follow his boy witch when i had the chance 😭😭😭
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timidxtempted · 3 months
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I am the quietest person in most rooms I'm in.
I'll speak when I have to.
But mostly
I'm silent...
(With rare exceptions)
I don't share,
I don't tell personal stories.
I don't open up.
Not my mouth.
Not my thoughts.
Not my anything.
But I feel this hunger
To babble away to you
(...every highlight of my day every silly thought in my head every little giggle or feel or idea or question oh the questions and the dreams the sads and happys even the mundane oh oh and songs and filthy li'l wishes and know whats and omg I gotta tell yous and and and all the the everything's...)
I need it
With such ferocity
It threatens to break through my chest
And spill out at your feet
Until I lose my voice
Or you need
To quiet me
With your kisses
Or perhaps
Your hard cock
Not because you aren't listening
But because
You are
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incorrecthsrquotes · 25 days
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Li'l Marzipan: Should we be worried about Strong Sad's predicament? Li'l Strong Bad: Nah! You know what they say, a little childhood trauma builds character.
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chartmyfixations · 6 months
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cris watches dr. who: s01e06 - "Dalek"
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"E-le-vate!"
They're in 2012! It's funny how when the episode aired that was ever-so-slightly into the future and now it's ever-so-slightly into the past. 2012 wasn't so different from 2005: there were fewer LiveJournals and more Lady Gaga, maybe
Sometimes, I'm a little sad that I haven't seen the old episodes of Dr. Who, because I'm betting Van Statten's alien artifact bunker is filled with all sorts of callbacks that I don't understand
A Dalek! Even I know of Daleks!
Huh. I never realized it was Da-lek, not Da-lek
Hoo-boy the Doctor v. much does not like Daleks. Normally he's sassy but all in favour of a peaceful solution, but this odd li'l appliance robot makes him absolutely froth with rage
Aw, Emo!Dalek
So the Time War was a mutually destructive conflict between the Time Lords and the Daleks? Something tells me these two last vestiges of their races won't end up in an unlikely friendship
Stop torturing the murder robot, you goons
Stop touching the murder robot, Rose, you goon
I love how the Dalek is so obviously a relic from seventies sci-fi design - the way it looks, the shrill electric way it talks, the weird bumper tires - but he still feels menacing when he advances through the army base
I know I'm not supposed to be on the side of the depressed toaster oven, but I still kind of cheered when the Dalek managed to overcome the previously insurmountable object of the staircase
Once again, Rose's empathy is instrumental in saving the day
Alas, poor Dalek; alas, poor Doctor
8 out of 8 Tardes. New depth and history for the Doctor; absolutely chuffed with an episode that makes you feel both afraid of and sorry for a washer/drier-combination from the seventies. Also, Adam, so new character dynamics within the Tardis next episode! Kudos!
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nokingsonlyfooles · 1 year
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The Dark Secret of Kung Fu Panda (Part 1)...
... Shifu is kind of a shitty teacher.
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But only if you live in the West!
Apparently, you all like Panda analysis, so let's talk about cross-cultural translations, Theravada Buddhism, filial piety, and the ultimate futility of writers trying to impart a specific interpretation to a diverse audience - just to start! Then, I'll come back on Thursday and we can unpack WTF is the deal with that Dragon Scroll.
American movies can pick up a lot of box office cash in China, so they try like hell to stay inoffensive and relevant to Eastern and Western audiences. Often, they fail spectacularly.
But Kung Fu Panda pulled it off! ...With just a little wobble on the dismount.
Chinese audiences have little to complain about when it comes to these guys:
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But here in the West, we can't seem to stop coming up with reasons all three of 'em got a raw deal - even the ones who were a little bit genocide-y.
And especially this li'l guy.
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Aw, no, look how cute!
People will bend over backwards to defend that cute kid (and sexy adult), to the point of throwing Oogway, Shifu, Po, Tigress, or the whole franchise under a bus.
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There are folks out there who are gonna die mad about Tai Lung's lack of a redemption arc and humiliating demise. Like, literally.
To their credit, the Kung Fu Panda team caught this after some early screenings and tried to fix it. Tai Lung's betrayal and attempt to steal the scroll just wasn't enough, so they added a massacre, and every villain after Tai Lung had an impressive kill count woven into their backstory right from the start.
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(Not that it necessarily helped, if you happen to look this bad boy up on DeviantArt.)
In a wuxia film, and in Chinese culture in general, betraying your father/teacher, and asking that they betray their father/teacher is more than enough to make a villain. Given that filial piety is the basis of all ethics, as taught by Confucius himself, what went down in the Jade Palace was an attempt to burn society itself to the ground, all because one guy felt entitled to a shiny piece of paper. That is Captain Planet levels of self-destructive evil.
All three movie villains pulled off some violation of this fundamental ethical duty. Tai Lung betrayed his father/teacher. Lord Shen betrayed his parents - and managed to let his teacher go, with sadness and disappointment on both sides. Kai betrayed his adoptive brother - although from his point of view, his brother betrayed him, so he may be the most sympathetic of them through this lens.
The only way to impart this level of wrong across cultures is to add a lot of murdering, and even then it doesn't quite scan. Tai Lung didn't even necessarily kill anyone in the village; cartoons get nervous about the word "die" around these here parts, so they just said he "laid waste." Well, that could mean a lot of things! Does that guy deserve decades of solitary in a hell-prison for (in my mind) doing nothing more than calling out an unfair action and leaving a bad Yelp review of Mr. Ping's noodles?
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I can't trust a bird who eats noodles, I don't care how cute his hat is!
So, it's not just that the violation of ethics doesn't carry, the concept of "unfair" crept into a place where it really doesn't belong. Traditionally, it is perfectly acceptable for a Kung Fu Master to be a total piece of shit who motivates his students to learn out of sheer spite and puts them through hell.
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Oh, yeah, I remember him. That moustache looks familiar...
If we're coming from a place where we buy that trope and expect it to be played straight, Shifu's mistake was being too nice to Tai Lung. His student's self-esteem was insufficiently crushed! That boy had the nerve to break his own Master's leg! Thank goodness Shifu became a cold, uncaring, emotionally-distant task master - just in time to raise Tigress right!
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Yes. Good. Never let on that you're pleased with anything your student does. That'll keep 'em in line!
But a Western audience isn't going to buy that. Shifu just looks like a jerk, and Tigress is a jerk... In fact, all of the Five, save Viper (who is just that nice) seem like jerks, and Oogway is a troll.
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"Oh, I'm sorry, did you have something urgent to do? I think blowing out these candles, one-by-one, is rather important too."
Being an utter troll is also a valid way to teach kung fu, and Buddhist practices in general, which is definitely where Oogway is coming from. I peg him as a Theravada Buddhist, due to the way he teaches, and one scene in particular from the third movie.
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Enlightenment isn't something you just hand over like a piece of paper, it's something everyone has to find for themself, in their own way. It's not possible to teach Tai Lung or Po self worth, and it's not possible to teach Shifu to lighten up, so the best a smart teacher can do is give them a good nudge, then step back and see what happens.
...Even if that "nudge" requires one to ascend to the Spirit Realm and leave your most stubborn student to clean up his own damn mess.
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But there aren't as many Buddhists watching in the West, so what's a writer to do?
Well, they split the difference. Tigress did grow up better than Tai Lung, in accordance with the tropes, but it turns out she's not done learning and growing, and neither is Shifu (or the rest of the Five, but they don't get much of an arc. There are time constraints!). Their arrogance and lack of flexibility render them incapable of working with someone like Po - and they gotta figure out what they're doing wrong fast, 'cos Shifu's other teaching mistake is on his way back! In China, Shifu is learning to be a better teacher. In the West, he's learning to stop being a shitty teacher! And it takes him all three movies to grasp the humility he needs to learn from Po. Tigress, on the other hand, learns to respect Po and soft style by the end of film one.
When Western values are applied, Shifu comes off as a very slow learner, due to his own impatience and inability to slow down. But that's okay. He does learn, he's clearly trying, and we love him anyway.
Well, most of us do. Some of us can't get over that cute, fluffy little leopard, and we don't buy the (admittedly imperfect) attempt to make this story intelligible across cultures. These folks tend to focus their ire, much like Tai Lung himself, on that useless piece of paper the troll stuffed in a temple like it was something important, and the jerk led Tai Lung to believe was rightfully his. Why can't the boy just have his useless piece of paper, huh?
Well, I'll come back later and I'll tell ya.
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shalmonsgamedev · 5 months
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Aight let's get to work on some characters makes sense to try & hammer out the demo kid first, so here's a preliminary sketchpage for them I did have the very sad realization that cute li'l backpacks are going to be impractical if I want to maintain the big puffy tailfeather style 😞
So I may have to settle for shoulder bags
Although, idk.  Maybe they can have small ones that rest snugly in the nook between neck & tail? but that would imply a weird level of durability for the tailfeathers chicken backpack logic, the bane of gamedevs 'round the globe;;
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