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wosil · 2 months
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Regina George completely wasted at the Spring Fling
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Of all the theories as to how Carmilla and her daughters found eachother in Hell (adoption, reuniting after they died, one or all three being Hellborn, ect;), I think my personal favorite is the one where Carmilla was either pregnant when she died or later gave birth to a child she miscarried when she was alive.
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But whether or not that’s true, one of my favorite crack theories/headcanons about Carmilla being pregnant in Hell is how absolutely weird the other Overlords would be about it- because let’s be real, they would absolutely be weird about it. Maybe supportive and weird, but weird.
Zestial, nervously following Carmilla around: My darling. My own heart. I beg of thou, please, for just a moment.
Carmilla, still stubbornly walking around in her ridiculously sharp shoes: I’M FINE.
Zestial, who’s been trying to get her to sit down or at least change her shoes for over an hour: 0,_0
Rosie, crouched at her side with a glass of something red and questionable: I’m telling you, honey, just try this. It’ll cure that morning sickness in a jiffy.
Carmilla, curled up on her bathroom floor: …it disturbs me that I’m nauseous enough to actually be considering this.
Zestial comes to her rescue and shoos Rosie out to go make her some (GINGER) tea before Carmilla can do something she’ll regret.
Alastor, gazing suspiciously: Why on earth is your abdomen moving like that? Is something trying to break out?
Carmilla, too exhausted to deal with this: That movement is my baby kicking, Alastor.
Alastor: Pardon? You mean to tell me that one can see that on the outside? Eugh.
Carmilla, glaring at him: You are so lucky you’re not worth getting up for.
- Rosie insists on throwing her a baby shower. Vox and Alastor get kicked out for fighting and are forced to put together the IKEA furniture for the nursery as punishment.
- I seriously doubt this lot can build and work an ultrasound machine, so something like this is likely.
Carmilla, slowly coming to after giving birth: Mmmh…?
Rosie, happily bouncing one baby in her arms: Oh good, she’s up! Congratulations, sweetie. You have two beautiful daughters 🥰
Carmilla: ….
Zestial, who’s gently cradling the other: Carmilla…? Is something the matter?
Carmilla: …there’s really two of them. I thought I was hallucinating.
BONUS:
Fun fact- some scientists say cats have sensitive enough hearing that they can hear babies’ heartbeats within their mother’s bodies.
Husk, staring at Carmilla:
Carmilla, who’s still processing that she’s pregnant and hasn’t begun telling anyone else: …is something wrong?
Husk, ears bristling slightly: h o w m a n y h e a r t s d o y o u h a v e ?
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mellozheist · 8 months
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Mushroom guys eepy around this cold guy but Jimmy's not allowed a hug from Martyn
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thesithdiaries · 2 years
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Forbidden (Jacaerys Velaryon imagine)
Forbidden (Jacaerys Velaryon imagine)
Pairing: Jacaerys Velaryon x female Targaryen!reader
Requested: yes, its also a combo of three requests
Warnings: incest obvi, mention of hair but its just during a cute part, allusions to do doing the deed before marriage, wrap it up folks cause we dont have the plan b tea, angst, parental abuse, viserys is fine in this, aemond being like his mother and minding everything but his business, ✨pregnancy and teen marriage✨, spoilers for the show
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“We have to be quiet,” Jace whispered, holding Y/N’s hand as they walked by the gates. He had been carrying a bag with him as well.
They had to sneak around to be together. They always had. As far as the family knows, Jace and Y/N had not seen each other in six years, since the incident at Lady Laena’s funeral, but that is far from the truth. They would meet at Duskendale, often flying there with their dragons when they were old enough to do so. Before that, they would exchange many letters by raven.
Since they were young, they gravitated toward each other. Rhaenyra never minded this, she was quite fond of Y/N and knew she was not like the rest of her family. However, Alicent did mind. She hated how her daughter would associate with them, often making snide comments about it. Aegon did not even care and Helaena thought their friendship was sweet but Aemond despised the idea of it.
He was a possessive man when it came to his sisters. Deep down, he knew his behavior was not the best yet it did not make him stop. Y/N did not like having her brother make decisions for her or treat her as if she was fragile. For this, they both decided that they had to sneak around to avoid him altogether.
Aemond would monitor everything his sister did when they were children. It did not matter if she was with the Septa, or in the dragonpit, or even eating, he wanted to know. The first time he saw her playing in the gardens with Jace and Luke, he thought nothing of it. His feelings on the matter changed when he saw that she started spending more time with them every day.
The night he lost his eye, Aemond was comforted by Y/N. She was even willing to learn what the maester did to help him. He was grateful, because she was calm and sweet to him, unlike his mother, who was hysterical at the fact that he was maimed. They grew even closer in the following years. Aemond vowed to become a warrior, so he could protect his family, especially Y/N, as a repayment for all the times she helped him when he was in need.
“Where are we going?” She asked through quiet giggles. Jace smirked.
“Out.” Y/N gave him a confused look. It was late, where could they possibly go at this hour?
By this moment, they were almost at the dragonpit, the rush of excitement running through their veins. Vermax was outside, waiting for them. The dragonkeeper, Endric, was leaning against the wall smiling at them. Y/N had wondered what Jace had said to him to even make him agree to do this.
“Jace?” Y/N whispered as he began climbing on Vermax.
“Come on, Y/N,” he called for her, extending his hand so she would follow him. She was unsure, they had never done this before, especially at night. It took her a few seconds to decide she wanted to take the risk.
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They arrived at a small but beautiful meadow far from the castle. Jace helped her climb off Vermax, who went to hide behind the treeline to rest. Y/N was delighted at the sight. The soft glow of the moon gave it a nice feel. 
She was so entranced that she did not notice Jace had set up a blanket for them. “Come on, Y/N,” he playfully called for her as he sat down.
“Is there a special occasion I do not know about?” She wondered, sitting next to him. He chuckled, shaking his head.
“Do I need a special occasion to take you somewhere nice?” Jace said, grabbing her hand and kissing it.
“No,” Y/N said, “you can take me somewhere nice whenever you want.” Jace hummed, too lost in his thoughts as he stared at her. 
Jace always had a crush on Y/N. She was sweet and fun to be around. Rhaenyra encouraged him to seek a friendship with her, knowing they got along well. At one point, they did everything together and knew everything about each other. The king was delighted. He loved that they got along.
Y/N rested her head on his shoulder. “Mother found me a suitor.”
“What?” Jace asked, with a clear surprise on his face. “I thought she said you could choose.”
“She lied,” Y/N noted. “She said I would bring shame to her if I picked the wrong suitor.”
Jace rolled his eyes. “It does not make any sense to me.”
They sat there in silence, not wanting to talk about it anymore. Jace was mindlessly playing with her hand and the rings she wore while Y/N rested. It felt peaceful, being alone in the meadow. 
“You are so beautiful,” he whispered, carefully brushing a strand of hair behind her ear. Y/N’s face flushed.
“Jace,” Y/N breathed. 
She cupped his cheek and then she pressed her lips against his as Jace felt his breath hitch. He grabbed her lower back, quickly getting her under him, and then he kissed her harder. She ran her fingers through his dark hair as the kiss deepened. She pulled back momentarily just to catch her breath. Jace’s gaze intensified as Y/N bit her bottom lip, softly caressing his cheek.
"Make love to me, Jacaerys.”
Jace growled in his throat as he crashed her lips onto hers, working to remove the dress she was wearing. There was no turning back this time.
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They arrived back in the Red Keep right before dawn, sharing a quick kiss as a goodbye before parting to go to their respective apartments. Nobody seemed to notice they were gone, and if someone did notice, they had not said anything.
It was an eventful day in the castle, Jace and Y/N could not sneak off at all. Vaemond Velaryon wanted the Driftmark throne but King Viserys reaffirmed it was Lucerys’ birthright. Vaemond also committed treason by insulting Rhaenyra and her children, causing Daemon to slice his head off in front of everyone.
During the feast, Aemond had Y/N sitting next to him. He had a weird feeling about her, eyeing her the entire night. The suspicions he did not know he had were confirmed when Jace asked Y/N to dance. Aemond was clenching his jaw as he saw his sister dance with him. Y/N was having fun with Jace, everybody could see that. Aegon sent him a look, subtly shaking his head.
Aemond stood up after hitting the table. Jace stood in front of Y/N, just in case. “Final tribute. To the health of my nephews: Jace... Luke... and Joffrey. Each of them handsome, wise... hm... strong. Come... let us drain our cups to these three... Strong boys.”
“I dare you to say that again,” Jace threatened him. Y/N’s eyes widened as she grabbed his forearm, only to be shaken off. 
“Why? 'Twas only a compliment. Do you not think yourself Strong?” Jace punched him, causing Aemond to push him back onto the ground. Y/N was staring at her brother in disbelief as the knights held Jace, Luke, and Baela back.
When Rhaenyra told her children to go to their quarters, Y/N left as well, but not before giving her brother a disapproving look. Aemond followed her and held the door of her chambers before she could slam it shut. “Y/N,” he warned.
“Go away, Aemond,” Y/N rolled her eyes. 
“I only complimented them. It is not my fault they felt offended,” he pointed out. His sister stared at him with annoyance.
“Get out, Aemond, now. I will not ask you again,” Y/N threatened him. He scoffed, leaving. 
Y/N sat on her bed, thinking about Jace. She wanted to defend him during the dinner, to stand up to her brother but she knew that would cause more problems, not stop them. After debating on what to do, she sneaked out of her chambers and ran to Jace’s apartments on the other side of the Red Keep.
Y/N softly knocked on the door, looking at both sides to make sure nobody was following her. Jace opened the door seconds later, both relieved and shocked that it was her. He pulled her inside, closing the door behind her. “What are you doing here?”
“I wanted to see you,” Y/N confessed, wrapping her arms around his neck in a hug. “I am so sorry about everything, I wanted to help you but I didn't know how.”
Jace immediately wrapped his arms around her waist. “I know, don’t worry about it,” he assured her. 
They stood there, holding each other, not wanting to let go. “I love you, Jace,” Y/N told him.
Jace smiled against her neck, “I love you, too.”
They slept together that night, knowing that it will probably be the last time they would share a bed for a long time. 
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Three months later 
Rhaenyra and her family departed King’s Landing the day after the fight. Y/N and Jace were still meeting in the meadow. The intimacy between them reached new limits as they discovered more about each other’s bodies. 
Y/N was just about to fall asleep when she felt something heavy landing on her. She opened her eyes to find her mother standing there, with a look of disappointment and disgust. It was her sheets. “You have not bled.”
That was enough to pull Y/N away from the sleepy feeling. Her blood ran cold as she sat up, the realization of her actions finally dawning on her. “I… I had not noticed,” Y/N admitted shamefully.
Alicent stalked towards her, roughly grabbing her chin. “Who did you fuck?”
“Mother, I-” Y/N whined when she felt the grip getting tighter. “I will not tell you.”
Her mother’s eyes widened as she did not hesitate to hit her daughter multiple times. Y/N started yelling at her, trying to push her away to no avail. Ser Criston and Ser Erryk ran into the quarters, pulling the queen away from the princess. 
Criston took her away as she kept yelling obscenities at Y/N, while Erryk looked over at the injuries. It was not too bad, she would have some bruises but the bloody nose and split lip made it look worse than it was. “I will get the maester, princess.” 
He quickly walked out just as Aemond entered. The expression of confusion he had turned into anger as he saw his sister. “Y/N! What happened? Who did this?” 
“It was mother,” Y/N told him. She stood up from her bed, marching to her dresser to see her reflection in the looking glass. 
“Why?” Aemond demanded to know. “Why would she hit you this way?”
Y/N fidgeted, turning around to face him. “She has insinuated that I am with child.”
Aemond stood there, trying to find a hint that she was joking yet he found none. Y/N stared at him defiantly, as if she was waiting for him to raise his hand as well. “Who-”
“I will not tell you. It is my business to deal with.” He was about to argue when Maester Gerardys walked in, quickly rushing over to tend to her. Y/N pointed at the door, silently telling Aemond to leave.
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“Your Grace, Princess Y/N would like to speak with you,” Ser Harrold said, opening the door to Viserys’ chambers.
“Yes, let her in,” he replied with a smile, which disappeared when he saw the state his daughter was in. Y/N had a bruise on her cheek, along with some scratches. “My love, who did this to you? I will have their head.”
Y/N sat down on the chair, looking up at her father. “It was mother… she discovered something I did.”
Viserys was confused as he grabbed his daughter’s hand. “What did you do? Surely it did not warrant such reaction from her.”
“Father, I- Y/N cleared her throat. “I have sinned.”
He stared at her with evident confusion. Slowly, as he gave it more thought, he realized what she had done. “Y/N,” he sighed.
“I know, father. I have brought shame to mother, you, and our house.”
“Who was it?” Viserys questioned.
“Jace,” Y/N whispered.
Viserys sat down next to her, the shock dawning on him. “I will write to Rhaenyra about this. You will marry Jacaerys and live with him in Dragonstone.”
“What?” Y/N had thought she would be married off to another lord or locked in a tower forever. “You are not angry?”
Her father sighed again, “no, sweet girl. I am not as mad as I should be. I am glad you trusted me enough to come tell me.”
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Rhaenyra and Daemon sat in the great hall, reading the letter they received from the king again and again.
Dear Rhaenyra,
I must confess I never thought I would send this type of letter to you. Something has happened between Jacaerys and Y/N, which has resulted in a child. For this reason, I have decided they will wed before the next full moon.
We will sail to Dragonstone immediately to discuss this with you and Daemon. 
Viserys 
Daemon could not help but chuckle. Rhaenyra gave him an amused look. “Care to share what is so funny?”
“It seems Jace and Y/N had been following in our footsteps without us realizing it.”
Rhaenyra chuckled as well, he was right. “I will go speak to him.”
She kissed him and walked to the training yard, where Jace and Luke were training, or messing around. 
“Can you come here, Jace?” Rhaenyra called out. Jace excused himself and went up to her. She grabbed his hand, moving him to a more private area.
“What is it?” Jace questioned, worried.
Rhaenyra handed him the note. Jace read it, the color draining from his skin as he stared at her in shock. A child. Marriage. “How long have you two been together?”
“Since I was old enough to go riding on Vermax,” Jace confessed. Rhaenyra gave him an amused look. 
“That's why you have been sneaking out so much,” she noted.
Jace’s eyes widened. “You knew?”
“Vermax is not the quietest dragon,” Rhaenyra reminded him. “And you disappeared for hours.”
“Are you angry with me?” He asked.
“No,” Rhaenyra admitted. “I did contemplate marrying you to her when I noticed how much you cared for each other but I knew Alicent was not going to agree.” Jace nodded in understanding. “Go tell your siblings, I am sure Luke is about to run here and ask what is going on.”
Rhaenyra caressed his cheek softly before leaving. Jace was feeling many emotions at once. He could only hope Y/N was doing well with the news. Despite how nervous he was, Jace was beaming. He was going to be a father.
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By the following week, the Targaryens made their way to Dragonstone. Y/N was beaming with happiness, she was finally going to be with the man she truly loved. On the other side of the ship, Aemond was fuming. He hated it, the fact that Y/N had compromised herself in such a way by a bastard. 
Once they were on dry land, Y/N walked ahead of them, getting more excited as she reached the top. The rest of her family walked at a normal pace, Viserys and Helaena being the happiest of them. Alicent and Aemond were drowning in their misery.
“Y/N!” Jace called out for her as they reached the main doors. She embraced him tightly, missing the warm feeling of being in his arms.
Rhaenyra and Daemon were happily watching the couple in front of them. They could not help but laugh at how history was repeating itself. Rhaenyra thought her son would be more traditional in the matter but she supported him.
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While Viserys and Rhaenyra discussed wedding plans, Jace and Y/N sat together in the gardens. He had his back resting against a tree while Y/N sat between his legs, resting her back against his chest. Jace’s hands softly caressed her small bump.
“How have you been feeling?” He asked her.
“The sickness in the morning has been terrible,” Y/N confessed, “but the maester has been helping me with tea.”
Jace hummed. “Have you been in any pain?”
“No, fortunately not.” Y/N moved her head a little to look up at him.
He smiled at her, “I am glad you are here with me. When I read that note, all I wanted was to go find you.”
Aemond stared from a distance as the happy couple spoke and cuddled each other. He was feeling angrier than before, seeing his sister with him. He knew there was something between them, he always got the feeling but no matter how hard he tried, he never caught them together. All Aemond wanted was to eliminate Jace, however, he knew he would not leave Dragonstone alive if he killed him.
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Months later
Jace cuddled his newborn son, Aelor, while Y/N rested. Her pregnancy was not the easiest, the Maester had ordered bedrest until the babe was born. She protested it, stating that spending months confined to a bed would drive her insane but Jace had convinced her to do as he said. The labors started in the afternoon. Jace ran frantically through the castle when he found out.
Their wedding was beautiful. It was hosted in the great hall of the Red Keep. The celebrations lasted for an entire week, filled with feasts and tourneys. Jace and Y/N were happy, they could not have asked for more. Alicent and Aemond were forced to join the festivities as they were still against their marriage. All the queen wanted to do was send Y/N to Oldtown but Viserys denied her request multiple times.
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Years later, the family departed Dragonstone to go visit the king once again. Viserys always asked them to go see him, claiming he missed his daughter and his grandson. Although, the reality was that he missed them all.
Aelor was now four years young and he was a very energetic child. Jace did the best he could to keep up with him, yet it was too much to handle sometimes. The boy had sneaked out multiple times, even managing to get close to the dragons. Of course, Jace was on the verge of collapsing each time he did. 
The entire family had gathered in the main hall to talk. The pitter-patter and the loud, child giggles echoed through. Aelor was glad to be there. He was a very curious boy, often stopping to stare at the decor around him. 
Jace was speaking to Viserys when he felt a tug on his pants. Without hesitation, he lifted Aelor, placing him on his hip. The boy cuddled up to his father, tiredly rubbing his eyes. Y/N stood next to Jace to join the conversation.
“I do hope this future king has been behaving properly,” Viserys teased, smiling at his grandson.
Jace scoffed playfully, shaking his head. “I am slowly going insane.” As they gushed about the boy, Aemond stared at them from afar. Despite all the years that have passed, he still despised the idea of his sister marrying that bastard. He plotted many plans for years, searching for the best way to get her back to King’s Landing, without him. But there was one thing he could not deny, Y/N was happy.
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noctuaias · 3 months
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Feeling extra kaveh-ful today !!!
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ammnd · 2 months
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let me redraw the legendary scene again
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ciorag · 3 months
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pathologic sketches done to help get the brainworms out (did not work)
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More jokes:
Did you see the horror film about brown bears? Yeah, it’s good, but some scenes get pretty grizzly!
Which bear species loves magnets the most? Polar bears?
How do you apologize to the Bearotonin team? Bear your heart and soul!
And my personal favorite:
A bear walks into a bar, and says “Can I have uhhhhhhhhhhhhh… a rum and cola?” The bartender says “What’s with the big pause?” The bear responds, “I was born with them, I guess!”
friend. you get us. we love you so much. thank you for these marvelous marvelous puns 💙
Did you see the horror film about brown bears? Yeah, it’s good, but some scenes get pretty grizzly!
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Which bear species loves magnets the most? Polar bears?
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How do you apologize to the Bearotonin team? Bear your heart and soul!
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A bear walks into a bar, and says “Can I have uhhhhhhhhhhhhh… a rum and cola?” The bartender says “What’s with the big pause?” The bear responds, “I was born with them, I guess!”
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kitamars · 9 months
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a doodle that turned into something or the other
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lupinmoonlight · 1 year
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Amortentia
Summary - It is February and Professor Lupin decides to bring an Amortentia potion to the class to lighten up the mood. One of his students, Y/N, starts describing a very familiar scent. 
Note - Please note that when writing such scenarios, I always assume that the students involved are young adults (university age, i.e., 20+). I might write a part two to this! Send me some Prof Lupin prompts if you have ideas, I would love to write them! 
Part two  Part three
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The Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom was transformed into a sea of pink and red decorations as it was the month of Valentine’s Day. The classroom was awash with the warm glow of flickering candles that were scattered across the room, casting dancing shadows on the walls. 
As the students settled into their seats for the class to begin, they felt a sense o excitement and curiosity in the air. Professor Remus Lupin, a helpless romantic, wanted to lighten the mood and do something fun for his students in in this stressful time of the year. He entered the room, dressed in a worn cloak that draped gracefully around him like a second skin. He carried with him a flask of Amortentia potion, the most powerful love potion in existence.
“Today we’ll be exploring the effects of Amortentia,” he began, his voice low and soothing, a glimpse of playfulness in his eyes. “This potion is a complex blend of ingredients that are tailored to each individual’s preferences. It’s a potion that can make anyone fall in love with you.”
The students leaned forward, eager to see the potion up close. As Professor Lupin carefully passed the flask around the room, the students breathed the scent, feeling an otherworldly warmth enveloping them. 
As the flask came to Y/N, she took a deep breath and closed her eyes. The scent was intoxicating, like a bouquet of wildflowers mixed with a hint of freshly brewed tea. It was dizzying. 
“Care to share with the class what your Amortentia smells like, Miss Y/L/N?” Professor Lupin asked, suddenly pulling her out of the trance the potion put her in.
Trying to regain her composure, Y/N focuses on the scent once more. “It smells like...fresh parchment, wildflowers, and...chocolate?” she said, her voice filled with wonder. Her heart skipped a beat as she realized what she was describing, feeling a mix of emotions flooding through her. 
She looks up at Professor Lupin, her face flushed. His gaze already on her. There is a moment of silence between the two, as if they could read each other’s minds. “Very good, thank you Miss Y/L/N. That will be enough for today’s lesson,” he said, quickly wrapping up the class. 
As the students filed out of the classroom, Professor Lupin lingered, watching as the last of them disappeared down the corridor. He was still reeling from the experience of having his scent identified by one of his students. 
“Excuse me, Y/N,” he said softly, motioning her to stay behind. 
Y/N turned back, surprised, and hesitated before walking back to the professor’s desk. 
“I simply wanted to talk to you about the scent you described earlier. It sounded...familiar. Out of curiosity, would you mind trying again?” he asks, his voice low and measured. 
Y/N hesitated for a moment before reaching out to take the flask, unscrewing the lid and inhaling deeply. Her eyes closed as Professor Lupin watched her, a small smile played at the corner of his lips. 
“Tell me what smells you identify,” he asks softly. 
“It smells like...old books and parchment,” she murmured, her voice almost dreamy. 
Lupin leaned closer, his breath hot against her cheek. “And what else?”
She opened her eyes, gazing into his. “It smells like...pine trees, and a hint of...chocolate.” 
He moved even closer, his hand reaching up to take the flask from her hands. “Anything else?” he whispered. 
Her heart raced as she took in his scent - warm and musky, with a hint of sandalwood. She felt a shiver run down her spine as she met his gaze once more. 
“It smells like you,” she said, her voice barely above a whisper. 
Without another word, he leaned in and kissed her - softly at first, then with increasing urgency. Their bodies pressed together, the scent of amortentia filling their senses as they surrendered to their forbidden desires. The feeling of being completely consumed by each other took over. His hands began to wander over her body, an overwhelming wave of possessiveness washing over him. He wanted her just to himself, he wanted to claim her as his. 
The aroma of amortentia became secondary, his hands were everywhere, tracing the curves of her hips, sliding up her back, tangling in her hair and pulling softly. Y/N couldn’t help but let out a moan as he pressed her up against a bookshelf, his lips finding hers once more. 
Their tongues met in a fierce embrace, and she felt her knees go weak as he wrapped one of his hands around her neck, his other arm firmly keeping her close to his body. The scent of the potion was all around them, but it was his touch that she craved more than anything.
As he finally pulled apart, breathless and shaking, they both knew this moment could never be spoken of again. For a moment, they simply stood there, gazing into each other’s eyes, the only sound of the soft hum of magic in the air. 
“I will see you next class.” Lupin spoke softly. 
“Yes, Professor,” Y/N replied, making Lupin’s heart skip a beat. Those words. So innocent, yet so sinful. He wanted nothing more than to hear her moan them desperately in his ears as he...
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 3 months
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Eddie Munson's Defense Squad the complete one shot
A/N: Halfway through writing this, I realized that I was accidentally basing Poppy on a girl I went to school whom I admired. I realize now that I had a crush on her. Different name, same personality. Also, there is a Carol in here. Her name is Carol Watson, and she's completely different from Carol Perkins.
Poppy Blake smacked her gum obnoxiously as she listened to her parents rant about Eddie Munson, the three of them sitting around the dinner table as they did so. This was complete and utter bullshit.
"You guys have a lot of nerve for talking shit about Eddie when you have no clue what kind of man he is," Poppy said. "And it's hypocritical coming from a mixed race couple who have to deal with the stares and the comments in this assbackward conservative town who can't seem to tell what year it is."
Her mother's green eyes widened. The green eyes and the freckles Poppy got from her mother. Everything else, including the hair and the dark complexion she got from her daddy. Thanks to her mom, her skin was much lighter than his. Maybe she was a bit of a narcissist, but she loved the way she looked, how she was a perfect mixture of both her parents. She especially loved how her hair had its own personality, and she was grateful that she didn't have her mother's bright orange coloring. Not that she had anything against redheads. It's such an odd shade that whenever Poppy asks if she dyes it, Clara Blake just laughs. She never answers.
"He's a drug dealer," Clara said.
"And so is Daddy," Poppy said.
"Pharmaceutical salesman," Tony said.
"They sound like the same thing to me," she replied.
"Well, Poppy, one's illegal, and one is not," Clara said.
"Weed doesn't kill people, Mom! It's just bullshit propaganda. I mean, not unless it's laced with something, but Eddie would never do that. Some of those drugs that Dad sells should be illegal," Poppy said. "I mean, alcohol is more dangerous."
"You seem to know an awful lot about his weed," Tony said, suddenly amused.
"Dad, I regret to inform you that your precious little girl smokes," she said, and Clara gasped. "Do not act like this is brand new information. You and I both know that bag of oregano that you found was not, in fact, a bag of oregano. Now, tell me why someone would kill his own customers when he could keep them alive and earn a profit?"
"That's true," Clara frowned.
"Mom, I know how scared you are, but I know he would never kill Chrissy, Patrick, or Fred. I know, just like I know that you would never," Poppy said. "Mom, you know I'm a good judge of character."
"We both know that, baby," Tony sighed. "I suppose we both did sound ridiculous."
"Thank you," Poppy said, blinking back tears. "And you know, Hellfire, despite its name, isn't a cult. They're just playing a game like the boys play basketball."
"Well, even we know that. I suppose it's the fear of the unknown that's got us so scared," Clara said.
"I totally get that," Poppy said.
"By the way, why are you so sure?" Clara asked.
"I don't know. It was the look in his eye when he talked about his mom, and it was just like pure love in there when he talked about her. I mean, he can definitely be an asshole but in the way that cousin Mark is and we all still love him. He respects cheerleaders too much to kill them, even the ones that really hate him," Poppy said.
The sound of the front door opening loudly startled the three of them. Kayla Fielding, her best friend in the whole world, ran into the living room. Her blond hair was in disarray, and her bright blue eyes were blown wide with alarm.
"Kayla, we were just about to have dinner. You're welcome to fix yourself a plate and join us," Tony said.
"I, uh, actually needed some last-minute help on a project. I read the directions wrong, and it's due tomorrow," Kayla said. "I was hoping that Poppy would help me."
"Do you mind, Mom?" Poppy asked. "I had a late lunch, so I'm not very hungry."
"Go on," Clara said, her eyes twinkling at them in amusement. "Keep the door open, though."
"Um, okay," Poppy said, looking at her mother in confusion.
They quickly moved up the stairs and into Poppy's room.
"Uh, I think your mom knows, Poppy," Kayla said.
"My mom doesn't know shit," she said, rolling her eyes. "Anyway, what's this about? Clearly, there's no project."
"I just heard that Jason has started a town wide man hunt for Eddie and the rest of Hellfire. I heard that they were heading towards that creepy looking house on Morehead Street," Kayla scowled. "This is so fucked up! Eddie doesn't deserve this, and neither do these kids. I've always hated Jason, but I never thought that he would take it this far."
"We need to do something," Poppy said. "Stop them. We need to gather the others and get some weapons."
"Do you really think we can do this?" Kayla asked.
"My parents always taught me to do what's right, to stand up for people when they needed it. Although, I think they were talking about when a kid gets bullied or something," she replied. "It fits in this situation, too."
Poppy wasn't proud of it, but she ended up breaking into her dad's gun locker to grab a shotgun that her dad taught her to use. He always wanted to make sure she was prepared. Not that he actually needed to teach her. She figured it out pretty quick. Poppy tried to hand Kayla the Smith & Wesson, but she quickly shook her head.
"I don't do guns, remember?" Kayla asked.
"Right, well, I'll just grab it for the other girls," Poppy said. "There's a baseball bat in my room. You can use that."
She zipped up the shotgun and the other gun into a bag as well as some ammo to go with it. They stood up at the same time, reminding Poppy just how much taller she was than Kayla and how much Kayla liked that.
"This is sort of thrilling," Kayla admitted, licking her lips.
"We don't have time for that, Kay," Poppy smiled.
"Right."
They quickly snuck back into Poppy's room and stuffed the bat into the bag. Poppy opened her window as quietly as she could.
"Okay," Poppy whispered. "You're going to go down the trellis first, then I'll lower the guns down to you, okay?"
"Okay, see you on the other side," Kayla said as she straddled the window sill.
She grabbed Poppy's face and pulled her in for a deep kiss. Poppy sighed and leaned into it, kissing her harshly. They both broke the kiss, breathing heavily, their lips swollen. The giddiness never really goes away whenever Kayla kisses her. It always feels like the first time. Poppy smiled as she watched Kayla maneuver down the side of her house. Using her bedsheets, she lowered the bag down to Kayla. She climbed down the trellis herself and followed Kayla into her car, placing the bag in the backseat. When she sat back in her seat, Kayla was grinning at her.
"I guess I'm your partner in crime," Kayla said, grinning. "Get it? Because I'm also your romantic partner, and we're also committing a crime by hunting down a bunch of asshole jocks."
"I fucking love you. Never stop being a dork," Poppy laughed and kissed her. "Step on it, baby."
Kayla tied her hair up with a scrunchie, turned on the radio, and sped off toward the houses of the other cheerleaders. Most of the cheerleaders would be with her on this one, seeing as Poppy was the one to spread the story about Eddie's mother. She had been the one to go to him for drugs when the others were too chicken to do it. He had been nice and funny, a perfect gentleman. Looking into his eyes, Poppy could see how sweet he was. Unlike Jason, whose eyes screamed psychopath and she wouldn't be surprised if Jason had been the one to kill Chrissy. . . and couldn't stop at just one. Patrick was one of the nice ones, the one the girls got along with most as well as the new guy, Lucas Sinclair. Steve Harrington was much the same, but she hadn't talked to him in a while. They didn't hate all jocks but enough of them got underneath their skin. There were other cheerleaders who didn't see it their way. They absolutely loved Jason and hated Eddie. They couldn't see beyond their own attraction. And if Poppy had any interest in men, then she certainly would have gone for Eddie rather than Jason.
Hungry Like the Wolf was still playing in Poppy's head when they pulled up to the creepy looking house. It sent a shiver down her spine as she looked at it. Poppy quickly handed over the bat to Kayla and the other gun over to Taylor, who didn't bring a weapon. A gust of wind suddenly appeared, and Taylor's short brown hair hit her piercing hazel eyes. There was anger there. Taylor took the gun from her and thanked her as she loaded it. Everyone else had their own weapons: bats, crowbars, and someone even had a broom handle.
"Let's kick their ass - "
A scream interrupted Poppy, and they all ran in that direction. Andy was on top of what looked like an eleven year old girl, and he was getting ready to pummel her. Oh, fuck that.
"ANDY!" Poppy yelled and raised her shotgun.
"You've got three seconds to get the fuck off of her before I put a round in you," Taylor snarled as she raised the gun.
If anyone had more reason to do it, it would be Taylor, considering he once put his hands on her without her consent. Taylor didn't even bother counting when Andy raised his fist. She pulled the trigger, and the round went through Andy's shoulder. He fell to the ground with a yell. Taylor ran over to him and pressed the heal of her boot into his shoulder. He screamed.
"I'm sorry. Should I have asked first before stepping on you?" Taylor asked.
"YOU BITCH!" Andy screamed.
"Says the guy screaming like one!" Taylor exclaimed.
"You shot me!" He sobbed.
"Yeah. I did do that," Taylor grinned victoriously.
Poppy went over and helped pull the girl away.
"Are you okay?" She asked, and the girl nodded. "What's your name, sweetheart?"
"Erica Sinclair," she said.
"Are you Lucas's sister?" Poppy asked.
"Yeah, he's inside. I think I saw Jason go in there," Erica said, looking worried.
"We'll handle it. You stay here with Carol. We like to call her Mother Hen. You'll find out why," Poppy smirked. "I'm Poppy, by the way, and that's Kayla."
Poppy and Kayla left just as Carol Watson started to fuss over Erica. They went into the stairs and went all the way up to the attic where Jason was pointing a gun at Lucas. Some girl was sitting on the floor in a trance. Lucas was pleading with Jason.
"You're lying! Chrissy would never have gone to him if she was in trouble! She would have come to me!" Jason exclaimed.
"Well, that's not just fucking true," Poppy said causing Jason to whirl around and point the gun at her. "She came to me, Jason, and then I sent her right to Eddie. All I knew was that she was stressed. She was under pressure from something. It was either her mother or you. I thought that maybe Eddie could help her."
"You sent her to Eddie? You're the reason she's dead?" Jason glared.
"No, Jason. I don't know what happened, but Eddie's not a killer. He's a good man. Better than you are," Poppy said.
"Eddie is a killer, and I'm trying to protect this town from him!" Jason yelled.
"No! We're trying to protect this town!" Lucas yelled out.
Jason whirled around and pointed the gun back on Lucas. Poppy gripped her shotgun and took a step further. Kayla did the same, gripping her bat. Lucas was scared, and all it would take was Jason pulling the trigger once. Something in Lucas's face changed.
"You know, I wanted to be like you. . . popular, but all I see now is a full blown psychopath," Lucas said.
He bent down at the right time as Jason took the shot and dove into Jason's stomach. The gun was knocked out of Jason's hand, and pretty soon, they were both throwing punches. Poppy cursed. She couldn't shoot Jason now without risking shooting Lucas.
"The Walkman!" Lucas exclaimed.
Kayla was quick. She rolled and grabbed the Walkman before Jason could stomp on it.
"What are we supposed to do with this?" Kayla asked.
"Max! Put it on Max! Running up that Hill!" Lucas yelled.
It was difficult for Kayla when Max started lifting in the air. Holy shit! Poppy reacted quickly and put the headphones on her. They stared at Max and didn't notice that Jason grabbed the gun again until he was pointing it at Lucas. Poppy pointed her shotgun at him.
"Jason! Don't do this!" Poppy exclaimed.
"You're supposed to be on my side, Poppy!" Jason exclaimed. "Instead, you're siding with these. . . Satanists."
"There are no sides! There's only living and dying. Which one are you going to choose?" Poppy asked.
Jason paused for a moment, and it almost looked like he was lowering it. His face hardened, however, and he turned the gun on her. He had chosen.
"You're Tigers!" Jason said furiously.
"Oh, honey, no. We're fucking wolves," Poppy said as she thought about the rest of her 'pack' outside. "Who protect their own."
She pulled the trigger. Jason screamed as the gun fell to the ground. He clutched his bloody hand, crying. Max fell to the ground. Lucas rushed to her side and pulled her into his arms.
"I'm okay. I'm okay," Max said, and he helped her up. "Jesus, what the fuck happened?"
"Uh. Poppy Blake shot him," Lucas said, and Max looked at Poppy in surprise.
"Most of the cheerleaders hate Jason, Andy, and Connor, but we love Eddie," Kayla said. "There are a few who refuse to look past their looks. Gah!"
Poppy shared a look with Kayla and her eyes twinkled back at her.
"Well, it's a good thing that we don't like men, baby," Poppy said teasingly.
"Hey, if I were into men, it'd be Eddie or Chief Hopper," Kayla said, and Lucas looked at her when she mentioned Hopper. "Oh, I like tall people. Preferably tall women."
"Lesbian warrior cheerleaders?" Max asked in amusement.
"Yes! I want that on a shirt," Kayla said.
They left the room, and the house with Jason still bleeding out on the floor of the attic. When they walked out of the house, they found a few more jocks had arrived late to the party. Several of them had her cheerleaders on the ground, including Taylor and Carol. Erica was nowhere to be found. Poppy made sure it was clear before shooting her shotgun off to the side. The jocks stopped and dropped them. Every single one of them were bleeding but not too terribly.
"Hey! Your leader is upstairs bleeding to death. I suggest you get him some help and get the fuck out of here before I give you matching wounds!" Poppy exclaimed.
The jocks ran upstairs and came out carrying Jason. Poppy and the cheerleaders all glared at them with weapons drawn until they drove away.
"Are all of them cheerleaders?" Max asked.
"Yeah," Poppy replied.
"Holy shit," Max said. "Does Eddie know he has his own defense squad?"
"He will now," Kayla said.
"Where's Erica?" Poppy asked.
"Shoved her into my car when those assholes showed up," Carol replied.
Erica hopped out of the car, carrying a first aid kit.
"Found a first aid kit, and it looks like some of you are you going to need it," Erica said and looked at her brother. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
Carol took the box from Erica and started patching everyone up. Just as Poppy was about to open her mouth to ask Lucas what the hell was all that about, an RV drove past honking loudly.
"Shit! Eddie's in that RV. We have to follow!" Lucas exclaimed.
"Alright, wolves!" Poppy whistled. "You heard him! Move out!"
They all climbed into their respective vehicles, with Lucas and Erica crawling into the back of Kayla's car. They followed the RV to the hospital where the door burst open. Steve Harrington, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley came out carrying a bleeding Eddie in their arms. A crying boy with curly hair was following them.
"Oh, shit," Lucas muttered.
The group followed them into the hospital, where they delivered Eddie to the doctors. They immediately wheeled him away onto a gurney. Nancy, Robin, and Steve stared down the hallway in shock. Lucas approached the curly hair boy who was now crying.
"Dustin, what the hell happened?" Lucas asked.
"Lucas! Max!" Dustin exclaimed before pulling them both in a hug. "The bats. . .they got to Eddie! . . . Who are they?"
"Dustin, Steve, Nancy, Robin. . .meet Eddie Munson's defense squad," Max said.
"What?" Steve asked and then he squinted. "Poppy?"
"Hey, Steve. You look like shit," she said. "Now, who's going to tell me what the fuck is going on in this town?"
Two days later. . .
It was hell getting questioned by the police but in the end, what they said helped Eddie. There was too much evidence against Jason Carver to keep looking at Eddie, especially when Chrissy's diary resurfaced that revealed the bruises that Jason left behind when he dragged her around like a trophy. Chrissy wrote down how he and the other jocks had it in for Hellfire, how she tried to stop them. She even told Principal Higgins, but he didn't believe her, and when she saw the bennies in his desk, he blackmailed Chrissy. Jason Carver was arrested as were the boys who were involved in the manhunt. Principal Higgins was also arrested. It looked like they were going to need a new principal as well as a new basketball team.
"Maybe we can fill it with more nerds," Poppy nudged Lucas. "Change it from the Tigers. We can be the Hawkins Dragons or some shit."
"No, honey, we're the fucking wolves," Lucas said and Poppy laughed.
They were surrounding Eddie's hospital bed as they waited for them to wake up. They were only just now allowed back in. Of course, they allowed Wayne to spend time with Eddie, but now they were guarding his bedside along with the party. To Poppy's dismay, they hadn't been allowed their weapons. Even though all had been dealt with, Poppy still felt unsettled. She knew the court of public opinion would be the hardest to sway. She was worried that they would go after him.
"So. . .you did all of this for Eddie?" Steve asked.
"I know what you're thinking, but I'm not into dicks," Poppy said.
"Eddie's not a dick!" Steve said defensively, his cheeks turning red. "He's a great guy!"
Poppy and Kayla shared an amused look before giggling. Kayla nodded at Poppy, who nodded back.
"Steve, we're lesbians," Kayla said. "I'm her girlfriend."
"Oh, shit, sorry," Steve said, his whole face heating up.
Robin shoved her knuckle to her mouth, laughing. Meanwhile, Poppy gave Steve a knowing look.
"Me too," Robin said. "Lesbian."
"Nice," Kayla said. "Tall lesbians are the best."
"So are short ones," Poppy said.
"I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged," Kayla said. "Gravity hates me because I'm so cute. It just keeps pulling me down."
"Idiot," Poppy said affectionately, kissing her.
"Your idiot," Kayla said.
"Well, I guess since we're all being honest," Steve said. "Bicycle. Goddamn it, I mean bisexual!"
"I don't know. Bicycle works, too. If you're into that, there's definitely riding involved," Poppy said with a smirk.
"Children present!" Dustin exclaimed.
"Hm, on the way here, you were saying that you didn't need a babysitter anymore. So which is it? Child or grown-up?" Steve asked, and Dustin closed his mouth. "Yeah, that's what I thought."
Suddenly, Erica popped her head in.
"Jock out on bail incoming!" Erica shrieked.
The squad immediately jumped into action and formed a wall around Eddie's bed. Meanwhile, Steve and Robin stood in front of Lucas, Max, and Dustin at the door. Erica looked out the door while Robin kept a hand on her back.
"Coast is clear!" Erica exclaimed, closing the door.
"Am I dead or alive? What is this?" Eddie's called out, and everyone jumped. "Why are there cheerleaders surrounding my bed? Oh God, Jason sent you to finish me off."
"First of all, if we wanted you dead, you'd be dead before you woke up," Poppy said. "And second of all, Jason is rotting in jail for his crimes and Vecna's. No bail for that asshole."
"They're your defense squad, man. They heard that Jason and the others were going to come after us at the Creel House, so the cheerleaders came and kicked their ass for you. The cheerleaders like you, man," Lucas said.
"Seriously?" Eddie asked.
"Yeah, Poppy shot Jason, and Taylor shot Andy," Lucas replied.
"You did this for free drugs, didn't you?" Eddie joked.
"Ass, I did it because I like you. Platonically," Poppy said. "You're a great guy. Bit of an asshole but a great guy."
"Why?" Eddie asked.
"The speech about your mom told me all I needed to know about you," Poppy said. "Plus, after your little meeting in the woods, Chrissy wouldn't shut up about you."
"She wouldn't?" He asked.
"Look, she's been unhappy for a while, and we've done everything we could do to help her, but when she came out of those woods, she was the happiest that I had ever seen her. You did that for her. You made her happy in her most darkest and cursed moment of her life," Poppy said, tears in her eyes. "She was our friend, and you did that for her."
Eddie was crying now, his bottom lip trembling as his eyelashes grew wet.
"She made me happy too," Eddie said. "I played for her down there, I wanted. . . I wanted her to hear me play, and a little part of me hoped that it would somehow bring her back. Stupid, huh?"
"Not at all," Poppy said.
She took his hand and ran her fingers through his hair as he cried. She would do whatever it took to protect this man and judging by the looks on the others' faces, they would too.
"Thank you," Eddie whispered.
For the first time in his life, instead of fighting against him, people were now fighting for him.
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agtavio · 9 months
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hbgngb drops this and leaves
some misc stuff while my life was on fire (it still is)
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reality is whatever i want it to be (i wanted to randomly draw vash with all my favs so bad it was insane)
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man idk i watched myself in horror as i lost it on a monday and blew through 600 chapters in a week and then a 100 more the next
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MORE HOTD REPTILES AU 🤗 EDIT: After I took a nap I checked the post on my phone and the quality of the image looked like crap, dont know if it is my damn phone or what, but just to make sure I divided the strip in parts, now it looks fine in my phone, I like looking at Vhagar the komodo dragon in good definition ok xD? Also Arrax with his cute little crown. Im in pain, I commited myself and finished this in almost 3 days, never again lol. Headcanons time: -If you follow my other posts you know Aemond and Luceyrs are roommates, Aemond lied and said Vhagar “was friendly” so Luke will stay with them, he had been very careful and nothing happenned for like 3 weeks, but the one time he went jogging and didn’t make sure Vhagar’s enclosure was properly closed something happened.  -His “Lucerys it’s in danger” sense tingled and he came back in time to prevent disaster, but Luke saw Vhagar in his room. -Lucerys knows Vhagar its not “friendly”, but he also wanted the roommates situation to work, so he feigned ignorance and trusted Aemond, after all Vhagar did listen to him, most of the time.  -Vhagar did want to have snack time so bad 😞, but she also loves her almond, so no eathing the tiny dragon, Arrax its “her friend” now, and shes also a new member of Luke’s youtube videos! Plenty of new subscribers thanks to that 😂. -Yes, their silly costumes are a little bit of an hommage to their HOTD real characters, after all we do love to make Luke and Aemond queen and king (Or kings) in a lot of fics 😋. -Also also, yes Luke its wearing crocs with cute charms on them, I also love jogging pants, very comfortable 😌. -Vhagar its inded as tall as Luke when she stands, she’s a full grown Komodo, my doberman its as tall as me when he stands, so I think that makes it possible, I’m like 1.60 m,  5.25 feet, so yeh. -After this Vhagar and Arrax become really good friends indeed, they take walks together with Luke and Aemond, they sunbathe, Luke makes videos with both of them from time to time, they also play catch and chase together, this scares Luke a little, but Vhagar will not hurt Arrax, they are important to her know, Aemond likes them, so does she. -The costumes and videos are a little bit tedious, but Luke makes sure to never do something she hates, and Aemond always gives her special treats and cuddles after them, she also gets a fanbase that sends her gifts! Luke says she’s a star now 😘. -MOre lore that keeps me awake at night: Targ special pet companions Need to be a reptile or amphibian+ blood magic with a Targ blood family member sample, usually blood+ some other secret enchantments. Usually, the parent will bring their baby or child and be shown a wide variety of options, specifically eggs, and if there’s a connection with one or more, they are taken and can go through a series of trials and blood magic rituals, and the one that hatches at the end it’s the one that goes with the client. This process can take some time and specially lots of money from the client. Also, it can only work with people from Valyria, the only ones that can really afford this type of thing are the Targs and their blood family members. They may or may not also have a very restrictive contract with the dragon keepers for this kind of service too, hehe. Driftmark incident and bonding with Vhagar!: Alicent lets Viserys have his way with Aegon and Helaena, they got their pet companions since very young, she agreed since both were also relatively safe options, but then he started to get sick and wasn’t as able as before. She never liked this tradition the Targs had, just looking at Rhaenyra’s Syrax, or even worse, Laena’s Vhagar, the seven forbid one of her kids bonds with a monster like that, so with Aemond she gets more control of what her son get access to bond with, small geckos, frogs, turtles…safe and/or small companions, but none of those take, time passes and then Aemond decides he wants to have a big crocodile like his father, Alicent hates the idea, she wasn’t a Targaryen, so she really didn’t believe it was safe. But no matter what other small safe reptiles Aemond was shown none of them reacted. Aemond knew why, he didn’t want any of those “safe” companions, Aegon and Jace won’t stop bullying him with one of those, he needed something that commanded respect, not something “small and safe”. More time pases and Aemond still doesn’t have a pet companion, Alicent stops trying, and he gives up a little. The day of the funeral the kids dare Aemond to go into Vhagar’s enclosure. He accepts and goes into Vhagar’s room at Daemon and Laena’s house, there he finds this really big lizard he has never seen before. The dragon keepers haven’t shown him anything like it, and even if it’s not a croc, he knows this would definitely do, his excitement goes away when he kind of feels the creature’s sadness. He starts to sing her a Valyrian lullaby (The one Daemon sings to Vermithor), and this catches Vhagar’s attention, she goes out from her enclosure and Aemond touches her snout (Like in how to train your dragon, hehe) while he says Lykiri and Dohaeras (Like in the show!). Vhagar can sort of feel the connection, but we still need the blood for it to be completed. Cue the other children. Aegon and Jace can be a little bit mean and feel kind of “attacked” (Inferiority complex it’s that you?), that Aemond it’s getting a good reaction from Vhagar, they weren’t expecting that after all, and because children can be little shits they enter the room and try to make fun of Aemond for singing Vhagar a lullaby, Vhagar has never seen this other children before and doesn’t like all the noise so she goes back to her enclosure. Rhaena and Baela are not vibing that much with the bullying, neither does Luke, but then Aemond gets mad and lashes at everyone, telling them they have lame companions, how they wish they could have something as cool as Vhagar, especially the idiot Strong bastards. Luke and the girls are sad and crying and answering their own mean things to Aemond and then everyone its fighting. Aegon knows their parents are gonna kill him if something happens, so he runs away in search of the adults. There is some stuff used to feed Vhagar in the room (Gloves, scissors, thongs and stuff like that) and in the struggle those things end up in the floor with Aemond and Jace, Aemond grabs the scissors and slashes them around in desperation and ends up cutting Jace a little. Its then that Luke, that was comforting Laena and Baela after they got punched in the squabble, sees this and gets scared, and ends up pushing Aemond, he trips around the mess and pierces his eye with the scissors, by then the adults arrive and all hell breaks loose. While everyone screams, Vhagar gets close to Aemond and licks some of his blood from the floor, Laena its dead, and she likes this feisty hatchling, so the bonding gets completed. Still, the adults are fighthing, but the kids get to say the truth about the taunting and the mean words and Alicent, Rhaenyra and Viserys see the damage that has been done through the adults mean remarks and hatred. So yes, they are all very mad, and are not in the very best terms then, but they all decide to start going to family therapy, so not everything goes to shit in a couple of years, this way Lucemond and Jacegon can still be a little bit toxic, but nobody needs to die, ok? Also Alicent freaks out and almost passes out when she sees the monstruosity sitting at her son’s side, that makes everyone go back to their rooms, lol. 
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thesithdiaries · 2 years
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From the Vale (Harwin Strong imagine)
From the Vale (Harwin Strong imagine)
Pairing: Harwin Strong x female Targaryen!reader
Requested: Yes
Warnings: spoilers for the show i guess, the bronze bitch lives and she's thriving, daemon is totally a girl dad and we love that
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In the beginning, Daemon despised the idea of being married to Rhea Royce. He despised her and the Vale. However, they had to perform their duties as a couple and therefore, had to be together to conceive an heir. They were both against it, the thought of sharing a bed seemed so absurd and repulsive, yet it had to be done… a couple of times. 
Thankfully, it was successful. Lady Rhea Royce was with child shortly after. Prince Daemon proved to be a good father, trying to be involved as much as he was allowed to. Rhea was surprised, she initially thought he would leave the Vale once it was official but he proved her wrong.
Daemon flew to King’s Landing with Caraxes to get an egg for the child, because it was tradition to place one in the cradle. Rhea was adamant at first, about possibly having another dragon in the Vale but after she knew the child was a Targaryen and it was their right to have one. 
After a long pregnancy, Rhea gave birth to a girl. She only cared for a healthy child, so it did not matter if it was a boy or a girl. Daemon, to everyone's surprise, also did not care. He was in the room as Rhea delivered, he felt grateful that she let him be part of it since they had not discussed it before.
Something changed in Daemon’s heart when he first carried his daughter. He vowed to protect her from anyone and anything that would harm her. Y/N was the light of his life.
Seventeen years later
“My prince, Lady Rhea, and Princess Y/N have returned from their hunt,” a servant informed him. 
Daemon smiled, getting up to go greet them outside. He and Lady Rhea put aside their differences years ago, for the sake of their daughter, and it went surprisingly well. However, there is not any sort of sexual attraction between them, just deep care and affection.
When Daemon stepped out, he could see the yard had many deer and rabbit carcasses. Rhea looked clean and polished while Y/N did not. She always had fun during the hunts, not caring if she rolled in dirt or blood. 
“Darling, what did you do?” Daemon laughed. 
“Oh,” Y/N messily wiped some dirt from her face laughing. “One of the deers had me chase it.”
“She fell down a hill,” Rhea whispered to him.
“Mother!” Y/N gasped, feigning anger. “You promised not to tell.”
“Come on, love. You must change before we go with Carexes and Aelyx would let you near them in this condition.” Daemon softly pushed her towards the castle. 
“But I must prepare the deer-” she tried to argue but he laughed, still urging her to go inside.
After being bathed and scrubbed by the maids, Y/N was ready to continue her day but her father was waiting for her outside the chambers. “Darling, you have a moment?”
“Of course, what is it?”
“I received a raven from the king, he is asking for us to go stay in King’s Landing. I have not answered yet, but I wanted to ask you first.” Daemon always made her feel included in his decisions, communication was very important between them.
“Yes!” She exclaimed happily, earning an eyebrow raised from her father. “I mean, yes, of course, we can go. I would love to see Rhaenyra.”
Daemon gave her a knowing look. “Alright. I will write back to my brother. I expect you to be on your best behavior.”
Y/N scoffed playfully, “I think mother is the one that should be saying that, not you.”
“I do have some authority around here,” he reminded her.
She kissed his cheek and said, “no, you have none.” Daemon threw his arm over her shoulder for a hug, laughing at what she said. It was true though, Rhea and Y/N never listened to him.
-
Daemon and Y/N arrived in King’s Landing a few days later, deciding to go travel with their dragons instead of going on horseback.
Rhea decided to stay behind, stating that she did not want to be around the king’s wife, which was understandable. They did have a significant confrontation a year ago and although there were no repercussions for her, Rhea did not want to do it again. The words “bronze bitch” were brought up but not for her, they were for Y/N. She did not care in the slightest but Rhea and Daemon were furious.
Rhaenyra and Y/N embraced as soon as they saw each other. Alicent felt a ping of sadness, since Y/N was her friend as well, but all that changed when she had to marry the king. After saying their hellos, Viserys went to speak to Daemon privately, leaving the girls by themselves. Alicent knew she would not be included, therefore she left without saying a word.
“Father told me you had to get married,” Y/N said, linking arms with Rhaenyra while they walked along the castle. “Is it true?”
The princess sighed, “unfortunately yes, it is.”
Y/N pitied her cousin, she cannot even imagine the type of predicament she has been in since being named heir. “Is there someone you fancy? You know, to at least make it bearable.”
“No, not a single suitor interests me,” Rhaenyra confessed.
“There are many handsome men in the Vale,” Y/N nudged her playfully. “Perhaps someone could catch your eye there.”
Rhaenyra laughed, nudging her cousin back. “I doubt it. Besides, father has been talking about Laenor.”
“Laenor?” Y/N stopped and gave her sister a grimace. “I do not think Laenor would approve of this union.”
“I know, but I suppose we both have to do this, it is our duty after all.”
“We could just go on our dragons, fly away to the Free Cities and eat only cake,” Y/N suggested. 
“Your father would throw a fit if he heard you,” Rhaenyra told her with a smile. 
They spent the entire afternoon talking, eventually resting in the Godswood. Viserys and Daemon were looking for them but decided to leave them be when they eventually found them.
-
Coming to King’s Landing usually meant Y/N had to act like a princess, to “please the people at court”, as her cousin says. She usually wears her riding leathers when she is back home, but now all she had were beautiful dresses her uncle had gotten for her.
Y/N got the idea to go hunting in the Kingswood. Rhaenyra, her father, and her uncle were stuck in a small council meeting, so she was all alone during the day. She wrote a letter to Daemon, instructing a Kingsguard to give it to him when he was available.
I went to the Kingswood to hunt. I will be safe. Do not come looking for me because you will scare away all the boars like the last time.
Love, Y/N
She did not have any appropriate clothing for the hunt. Y/N opted to wear a more simple dress so she would not ruin the one she had previously. It was still very pretty and it was “court-approved”.
Y/N walked through the stable getting everything she needed when she hit what felt like a wall. It was a man. He held her before she could hit the ground. “Oh, I apologize.”
“It is my fault, princess,” the man replied. Y/N looked at him, completely blown away by how handsome he was. “I was not paying attention.”
She cleared her throat, subtly looking around to check if there were other people. “You know who I am, but I do not know you.”
The man smiled, “Ser Harwin Strong.”
Y/N’s face was flushed, suddenly remembering his nickname. “You are the man they call Breakbones.”
“Men talk about me in the Vale?” Harwin asked, both surprised and amused.
“Some of the knights are still recovering from fighting you,” Y/N told him. “It appears the nickname suits you.”
They laughed for a moment. “If I may ask, where are you heading?”
Y/N bit the inside of her cheek. Why was she nervous? “Hunting.”
Harwin shot her a genuinely surprised look. “Hunting? By yourself?” She nodded, mounting her horse. “Princess, it is not safe for you to be alone in the woods.”
“I can take care of myself, Ser Harwin.” 
The man stammered, holding onto the horse’s reins before they could run off. “Princess, I insist. Let me accompany you, by the very least.”
“It is alright, Ser. I am very sure you have other things to tend to.” Y/N softly removed his hands from the reins and sped off.
Harwin stood there, bewildered. He had heard about the princess before, the knights he had met from the Vale always spoke so highly of her. According to them, she was kind and fair, always searching for a way to help others. What he did not know was that she was that reckless.
-
It was almost dusk. Harwin sat close to the gate, waiting. He could not get any of his duties done, the nervousness he felt was asphyxiating him. 
When Y/N walked in, Harwin felt that his soul returned to his body. There she was, dragging three boars as if it was nothing. She was covered in dirt and blood, her dress was ripped. Despite how worried he was, Harwin felt a sense of pride when he saw her in that state. She looked beautiful.
“Princess,” he called for her, his voice waiving a bit.
“Ser Harwin!” She greeted him back. “I thought you would be in your bedchamber by now.”
“I… I could not go inside while you were out alone in the woods,” Harwin confessed, and Y/N raised her eyebrows in surprise.
“Look at me, I am in one piece. The boars were not so lucky,” she chuckled but Harwin did not find the amusement. “It is alright, Ser. I have gone hunting by myself numerous times. I know what to do.”
Harwin did not know what to say. She did seem alright, although the blood on her made him think otherwise. The princess was staring at him with a reassuring smile. 
“I have to go get scrubbed down by the maids but perhaps we can speak later?” Y/N suggested.
“Of course, princess,” Harwin grinned.
-
Y/N entered her chambers, getting startled by her Daemon, who was waiting for her. “I thought you were going to sleep in the woods,” he told her, waving her note.
“Sorry, father. Lost track of time,” she admitted, itching her temple awkwardly.
“Is that all of it or were you just distracted by the knight that was speaking with you?”
They stared at each other silently. Y/N's face flushed instantly while Daemon smirked. Was it that obvious?
“I see things, Y/N. I know everything,” Daemon reminded her. 
“Now that you mentioned it,” Y/N felt nervous, what if he said no? “I was going to meet with him later, to talk. He seems like a nice man.”
Daemon wanted to make fun of her but decided not to, at least for that night. “A nice man to marry?”
Y/N’s eyes widened. “Father!”
“What?” He asked, feigning innocence. “Harwin Strong could be a nice match. Besides, you are prettier than the sheep.”
“Oh, gods,” she covered her face with her hands, feeling embarrassed. “I will let you know if it comes to that.”
“I will know regardless, you are very obvious-”
“Father, stop!” Y/N pleaded, making Daemon laugh.
//
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