#a little reference to our good sir Tyler Joseph

[because-i-am-barely-even-human]

Chris: Ms Flores, why do you keep calling my dad Edmundo? He prefers Eddie.

Ana: Well, when your dad and I met, and I guessed that his full name is Edmundo, I felt this special connection between us. You see, Christopher, my grandfather’s name was Edmundo so I felt instantly enamored.

Chris:...

Harry: So you’re saying that you date the man because he shares his name with your grandpa?

Ana: Well, yes but-... *flustered*

Denny: That’s nasty. You’re nasty.

Chris: ‘scuse me... could you please leave?

Denny and Harry: Amen, brother.

Ana: I didn’t mea-... what...

A few feet away at the open bar

Buck: *sips his Strawberry Daiquiri* Sucks to be you, huh.

Karen: *scoffs into her wine* Slutty teacher.

Michael: *gulped down his whiskey* Oh, boy! Just dug her own grave.

Everyone:...

Eddie: I don’t even know her.

Hen: ‘Ana who?’ indeed.

#pre-buddie #incorrect 911 quotes #9-1-1 #Christopher Diaz #Denny Wilson #Harry Grant #Evan Buckley #Karen Wilson #Michael Grant #Hen Wilson #Eddie Diaz #118 #anti ana flores #the golden trio of sassy kiddos #the golden trio of sassy parents #meaning Buck-Karen-Michael #i headcanon them being 'good cop' parents #a little reference to our good sir Tyler Joseph #his quotes will never not be funny #when drunk they like to judge #Karen and Michael are good bros #Eddie would really like to leave the Earth right now #or at least this party #Ana who? #humor #comedy