Monika: Hey Sayori, Do you wanna play Uno real quick?
Sayori: I don’t have it so fuck off.
Monika: Everyone has uno dipshit. It came free with your Xbox.
Sayori: Well, I didn’t get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to history.
Monika: No you don’t, I bought my Xbox day one you fucking bitch.
Sayori: Well, Mine didn’t have it and-
Monika: You have unooooo you fucking bitch!
Sayori: I don’t have it you fucking glitch!
Monika: YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO!
Sayori: …I don’t have fucking UNO motherfucker! I don’t have two-
Sayori: I don’t have fucking three, I don’t have fucking four,
Monika: GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU’LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE!
Sayori: I don’t have seven, eight-
Monika: YOU DUMB FUCKING CINNAMON ROLL!
Sayori: Nine, Ten, or Eleven!
Monika: ITS A FUCKING CARD GAME, YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE AN EPIPHANY FOR IT!
Sayori: OR FUCKING UNO!
Monika: YOU DON’T KNOW A GOD DAMN THING!
Sayori: I DON’T HAVE UNO!
Monika: ITS FUCKING UNO! ITS FREE I T S F R E E