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Monika: Hey Sayori, Do you wanna play Uno real quick?


Sayori: I don’t have it so fuck off.


Monika: Everyone has uno dipshit. It came free with your Xbox.


Sayori: Well, I didn’t get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to history.


Monika: No you don’t, I bought my Xbox day one you fucking bitch.


Sayori: Well, Mine didn’t have it and-


Monika: You have unooooo you fucking bitch!


Sayori: I don’t have it you fucking glitch!


Monika: YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO!


Sayori: …I don’t have fucking UNO motherfucker! I don’t have two-


Monika: SAYORI!


Sayori: I don’t have fucking three, I don’t have fucking four,


Monika: GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU’LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE!


Sayori: I don’t have seven, eight-


Monika: YOU DUMB FUCKING CINNAMON ROLL!


Sayori: Nine, Ten, or Eleven!


Monika: ITS A FUCKING CARD GAME, YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO HAVE AN EPIPHANY FOR IT!


Sayori: OR FUCKING UNO!


Monika: YOU DON’T KNOW A GOD DAMN THING!


Sayori: I DON’T HAVE UNO!


Monika: ITS FUCKING UNO! ITS FREE I T S F R E E

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Monika
Hey everyone! Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but fuck you. I am keeping your stocks! That’s right, you ugly little girl! I HATE YOU, and your stupid nose! I’m taking everything from you, give me your phone! I’m taking over Victoria’s Secret, I’m taking over Best Buy, the news is mine, and everyone else can leave! You see that planet!? I’M TAKING IT TOO! It looks like a fucking walnut! BLAM! and it busted a nut! Then and there! Hahahahahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Now…DIE! (mouth sputtering noises) Fuck you, moon, you never had the cheese I wanted! (beat) I hope you’re ready to die, it’s gonna be like Evangelion, get the fuck out.
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Monika: "The only humans who come to the recycling bin are ones that want to die."
Sayori: "Who's the one that wants to die!?"
Monika: "Now, now, there are still plenty of enjoyable things in this world. It's ten years too early to say you're dying."
Sayori: "I don't plan on dying ten years later either.
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Psi (She/Her They/Them): A former Higher Guard turned mercenary after the collapse of the Empire. A ruthless and relentless hunter wielding a trident who takes full advantage of their shapeshifting ability to get the job done. Though they will take most any type of job they show a clear favoritism for contract killings. Rather socially awkward outside of their job and with plenty of experience from their former position Psi is a dangerous katamon who cares for very few things that don’t work as a means to completing their objective, save for music, and especially Beta.

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